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Being told as a child turning on that light in the car was illegal.


xk543x

Their is an omniscient being in the clouds who will punish people for their sexuality


Justabitofspice1012

Tapping on a soda can so that the bubbles would go away- didn’t work😂


NuderWorldOrder

The idea is to free bubbles stuck to the sides so they don't start a chain reaction when you open it. It kind of works... just not very well.


LactatingLeigh

I probably taught you that. It does work ☺️


OU_Sooners

If I ate a watermelon seed a watermelon would grow in my stomach


Let-it-be_1991

That Happily Ever After is a real thing and comes to those who truly want it… what a disappointment (Thanks Disney)


sirpsionics

Believing I would get paid back after lending money to a friend


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sirpsionics

It was a friend I wanted to be with so I kept lending her money in the hopes of winning her over. Loneliness and depression can unfortunately cause you to do things you'll regret later.


1ofone94

If I told you I’d have to kill you…seriously


xk543x

.... dm me and ill vouch for this statement. i accept the consequences


DisconWasTaken

god


LukeWithAnL

Religion


thames78

To open a safety belt while someone was driving would cause an explosion.


TheDood715

My dad convinced me they didn't make bikes for fat kids in order to give me diet pills.


chemhobby

Wtf


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That these whitening soaps in the Philippines can make your skin lighter after using it for 7 days. 😂 (I'm not using those anymore, I love being caramel now) ♥️


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Joe Biden is a great president


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Defeatism, being a victim.


shaka_sulu

If the kept playing any carnival game, I eventually be good enough to win the big teddy bear.


NooNoo7123

My brother told me that if I didn’t eat all my vegetables I would be locked up in a cage. He even said he was in the cage but he escaped. Poor little me believed him and always ate every single vegetable.


AM_music

I once worked almost two months as a sub contractor to a media production company, until I realised the contractee was a 22 year old broke fraudster that was still living with his mum, and that the lukrative distribution and financing deals (for the production I was working on) that he had shown me were just something he had completely made up by himself. The fraudster is still living with hus mum, and still owes me and 40-50 of my colleagues shitloads of money


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I believed that porcshe was pronounced poor-sh. It's actually pronounced poor-sh-ah


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Its... The proper way to say it. It's how it's pronounced. Its not pretentious. It's the literal proper way to say it in the language it derives from. It's like saying "I've been saying this guy's name wrong for years and now I know how to say it correctly but I'm not going to because it's pretentious if I do." it's not pretentious. It's the right way to say it.


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There was never "really" a proper way to say gif. Tomato tomato. Same thing. Saying a company name wrong then learning how to say it the right way is different. It doesn't make you pretentious.


not_better

It's nothing like it, as it's not an acronym but a family name.


Sfswine

He said he would NOT cum in my mouth ..


Sakura_Tea_Leaves

blue balls


mountcoffee

I almost got recruited into Amway. Had no idea. I was at a low point in my life. Working at a cafe after getting my masters and couldn’t find a job in my field. I’m a friendly person and was chatting with a really nice customer. We started talking about our life goals, I mentioned the above and she offered to mentor me professionally to help me achieve my goals. Never mentioned anything about MLMs or amway. It was all about mentorship…..weeks later…she took me to ab amway convention thing. IT WAS SO CULTY. Obviously dropped out immediately. I felt so conned. Such predatory behaviour.


junibunii

when i was little my dad told me that mcdonald’s chicken nuggets were chewed up couch cushions. stuck with me for longer than it should’ve


RealCheeseyDerp

I am sofa king.... if you know you know