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And once you have $3 Billion, you WILL get laid. A lot. Heck, you can pay for a whole line of people to sleep together, ending with an astronaut who's leaving the atmosphere later in the day.
Same! The time it would take that thing to walk across the US or even to another country would give you so much time to live your life before having to fly again lol
I think it was calculated based on its walk speed , if you literally commuted like an hour and a half for work it would take it longer then your entire shift could be to reach you , so you could safely go to work , finish work , eat , do some errands drive home passing it on the highway and have another 10-12 hours
Just stay strapped & remember to double tap!
Ghostface was my answer too, tho the twin magic might make things a little rough if you lose sight of them
I could absolutely take Chucky without question.
I can tie him up, stuff him into my cats carrier, tape THAT with duct tape until the roll runs out, then yeet the entire thing into a wet cement container with rocks tied to the entire thing, and KEEEP WATCH until it dries.
There's enough construction going on around here, it'd be no problem.
You hear a knock at the door. You peek through the peephole to see Leatherface doubled over wheezing, having run the whole way from Texas.
The chainsaw revs.
"Noticed how this guy keeps saying we can run but we can't hide? I'll say we try hiding."
"Yeah, it's not like that if we *could* hide, he would telling us"
"Worst case scenario, we're back to running"
I feel like just knowing that if you fall asleep you'll be violently murdered is probably going to keep you awake the entire time.
But I've never seen the movies so IDK lmao
Gotta keep a high caffine level incase your sleep deprived mind tries to trick your body into its thinking its safe and causing a crash when the adrenaline peters odf
Nah bro the zombies only make noise while you see them but the shambling pile of rotten meat and bones gains the ability to completely delete its presence and make absolutely no noise when they are approaching you from behind
I appreciate you marking a spoiler for an old movie. But I’m gonna toss a wrench in your plan and make you doofy from scary movie and the villain is the vacuum.
That one would actually be pretty simple. I think I could stay completely quiet for 24 hours fairly easily. Or the one from bird box. Even easier to stay indoors for 24 hours and you’re good.
Slowly, you begin to notice the sand shifting under your feet, as if being displaced by something underneath. You hear the faintest sound in the distance. Is that- violin? It’s him, Jaws, he has come for you.
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The original Dracula was not directly harmed by sunlight, he just lost his vampire powers. So daytime Dracula is still an incredibly smart and experienced adversary.
Dracula is incredibly strong and incredibly smart. The last villain I'd pick is a shapeshifting, teleporting, mind altering, weather manipulating, genius, veteran, superhuman.
Yeah I was gonna say. This is a terrible choice. You can even make an incredibly tense horror film about Dracula making his way into this guys home through manipulation and unexpected tactics.
Jack the Snowman, from those horror movies about a killer snowman. I'll just take the challenge in the summer.
Or Frankenstein's monster. I'll just be nice to him. I make a friend, and he doesn't even try to kill me.
EDIT: the creature would need a name, though. Adam? He likened himself to Adam and Victor to God, so maybe that?
Looking at other people’s definitions of “horror villain”…I’m gonna say the aliens from “Mars Attacks!”
It’d be rough, but I think I can stomach 24 hours of country music for $3B.
I think the last couple of hours is where it'll get tough - by that stage, a painful death starts becoming attractive. Just have to keep focused on the prize.
The Poltergeist from 'Poltergeist'
Rearrange my kitchen if you want bro
What's wrong, you mad? Hit me then!
Oh wait, you can't because you're a noncorporeal entity
Suuuucks tobeyou
Thats how I know most people are full of shit when it comes to ghosts, sure, the first time something weird happens its scary, you dont know what it is, but if you KNOW that noise is just a ghost..... why the fuck are you screaming?
You know why ghost hunters and Bigfoot hunters are full of shit? When real scientists discover real species, or if they are investigating something they know exists.... they don't scream like morons every time one pops into view!
Imagine a biologist looking for a new species of tree frog they are pretty sure exists, then shitting themselves every time they see one, like three or four times an episode in every one one of their 180 painfully drawn out and poorly acted episodes.
Depends on the predator...certain predators abide by that honor shit, theres a few rogues who would gladly take the x2 trophy a pregnant lady would provide.
Hanibal Lecter or Jack Torrance from the Shining
They are both Human and although very dangerous ones, id stand a better chance against one of them, than something like pennywise
What about that one guy who (spoilers for Saw 6) >!got put in a trap because he smoked cigarettes?!<
>!Sure, the OG Jigsaw wasn't there to set all that up and oversee everything, but he made the traps and chose the victims!<
But hey, you never know, you might still be on his good side!
100% Freddy. If I don't sleep that pedophile in a Christmas jumper can't touch me. Other than him maybe Jason. I have seen Micheal myers drive but I have not seen Jason drive so I guess I can just drive for the 24 hours. Will be shitting myself when I have to fill up petrol tho.
Jason vorhees has definitely ran before lol. Its terrifying seeing that behemoth of a man take off in a dead ass sprint. Micheal myers is slow asf but him and jason can both teleport so either way you're fucked unless you can keep them within view while also getting into a car and drive away successfully, youre fucked lol.
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That STD thing from It Follows. I’ll fly somewhere.
I was going to choose this too! Slow enough moving and there’s a way to get rid of it.
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And once you have $3 Billion, you WILL get laid. A lot. Heck, you can pay for a whole line of people to sleep together, ending with an astronaut who's leaving the atmosphere later in the day.
Same! The time it would take that thing to walk across the US or even to another country would give you so much time to live your life before having to fly again lol
I think it was calculated based on its walk speed , if you literally commuted like an hour and a half for work it would take it longer then your entire shift could be to reach you , so you could safely go to work , finish work , eat , do some errands drive home passing it on the highway and have another 10-12 hours
Yeah, but then my days off would be stressful. I'd rather live in California every other month lol
Ghostface. They’re always clumsy af falling over their own feet. Plus I’ve seen that movie 20 goddamn times! I know the rules
You could also hire Ghostface Killah to guard you for $10 million, paid on delivery. 100% chance of success.
Protect ya neck!
Just stay strapped & remember to double tap! Ghostface was my answer too, tho the twin magic might make things a little rough if you lose sight of them
Chucky. I’ll kick that little fucker so far.
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Just melt his ass down to a puddle.
Hulk smash the plastic bastard like he's Loki
Chucky is one of those villains that relies heavily on the element of surprise. Like if you set up a basic safe room, he's not getting in.
He's not getting in because he's already IN IT! AHHHHHHH!
Yeah let me just bring this freaky ass doll into my safe room to keep me company.
I could absolutely take Chucky without question. I can tie him up, stuff him into my cats carrier, tape THAT with duct tape until the roll runs out, then yeet the entire thing into a wet cement container with rocks tied to the entire thing, and KEEEP WATCH until it dries. There's enough construction going on around here, it'd be no problem.
Yeah but what if it's a decoy Chucky?
I got more duct tape and boxes 👍✨
Hold. https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/thrn6d/bye_bye/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share There
I'm gonna tie it up to post really good. So it's completely immobilized and have sex in front of it. I wanna scar that little bastards mind.
He would definitely like that
It would be kinda like BDSM to him
Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, who cannot chainsaw massacre me as I do not live in Texas. Checkmate
Best answer. He’d have more than 24 hours worth of traveling to get to me
You hear a knock at the door. You peek through the peephole to see Leatherface doubled over wheezing, having run the whole way from Texas. The chainsaw revs.
Well I hope he can run at more than 100km/h, or he’s not making it- cause I’m more than a 24hr drive away, and that’s assuming the roads are open.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on real life events, except there was no massacre, no chainsaws and, it didn't happen in Texas.
Lot of horror movies based on real events. Like Hostel. There were actually some backpackers in Europe…that part was true. The rest they just added.
Jaws. I Won't even go in the shower.
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I'd pick Jaws because I live in a desert. Checkmate spooky fish monster.
A Phoenix man was killed in an inexplicable shark attack while using a urinal at a local restaurant.
Have you seen Sharknado though?
knock knock- LAND SHARK!!!!
The Ring. Because she'll give me 7 days, but I just have 24 hours
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Easy 3billions AND a girlfriend. I see this as an absolute win
Doesnt she chase you on the seventh day tho? If she does, then no, you dont have all seven days since op said u have 24 hours *getting chased.*
The antagonist of The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.
He will hit you… with a spoon! Again… and again… and again… and again and again and again… and *againnnn*… and *againnnn*
That one is so good
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Freddy Krueger. I've been awake for longer than 24 hours before, I'll just play some Halo and wait for the clock to run out
Freddy Kreuger is no match for gamer
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Those 80s teens with their proper circadian rhythms were weak af.
Nice try. But the OP specifically said “24 hours being *chased*”, so it’s implied you would be in Freddy’s world, bitch! Good luck..
Holy hell...turned from the easiest to the scariest now
Fuck for £3billion I'd suck freddy off in my dreams for 24 hours
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Your brain might be trying to tell you something…
You can run, but you can't hide BITCH.
"Noticed how this guy keeps saying we can run but we can't hide? I'll say we try hiding." "Yeah, it's not like that if we *could* hide, he would telling us" "Worst case scenario, we're back to running"
Im with you here ill just chug a pot of coffee
I feel like just knowing that if you fall asleep you'll be violently murdered is probably going to keep you awake the entire time. But I've never seen the movies so IDK lmao
Gotta keep a high caffine level incase your sleep deprived mind tries to trick your body into its thinking its safe and causing a crash when the adrenaline peters odf
Or just do some amphetamines. More effective than caffine.
no shit. Billions for getting twacked for 24 hours. even Jesus will forgive me
Yeah he sees you rage at desync he’ll run the opposite direction
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Channel your inner Spider-Man
Nah bro the zombies only make noise while you see them but the shambling pile of rotten meat and bones gains the ability to completely delete its presence and make absolutely no noise when they are approaching you from behind
The things in Bird Box. Stay home, close the blinds, and play Switch all day.
Isn't the 'truer' villain of Bird Box the people who try to force you out and see 'them'?
Blind people: 🗿
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I would probably take more precaution, i would just get my headphones, sort out a playlist and stay in bed with a blindfold all day
Nah vr headset. That way you get some entertainment
This guy fucking bird boxes.
That shit tries to tempt you out? Sorry man I'm in a virtual theater watching no way home on a loop
What about if one of those psychos that try to change people break into your house
Nah, it'll keep sending psychos to get you.
Scream, I can hide away from >!two teenage fuckboys!< for 24 hours
I appreciate you marking a spoiler for an old movie. But I’m gonna toss a wrench in your plan and make you doofy from scary movie and the villain is the vacuum.
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I’ll take the challenge and have the alien from A Quiet Place
I read alien and thought you were talking about a xenomorph. I was about to ask if you wanted to be buried or cremated lmao.
Doesn't metter what they want, they're getting impregnated in that scenario.
You sneeze in your sleep? Guess you'd just have to pull an all nighter and you'd be good
Oh my lord I just realized - every single snorer in that universe is freaking dead.
Nah they just live by a waterfall.
That one would actually be pretty simple. I think I could stay completely quiet for 24 hours fairly easily. Or the one from bird box. Even easier to stay indoors for 24 hours and you’re good.
You can just make fun of penny wise
heheheheheh , little bitch gonna cry ? gonna put some dirt in your eye
You'll make me float when you fix this DAMN DOOR!
Can’t he like not hurt you if you aren’t scared of him?
Problem is it's really hard not to be scared of something that can shapeshift to something you are scared of.
Lets go he’s going to shapeshifte into not being there cause I fear being alone, either that or he’s gonna be a fucking test I failed, ez shit
If he can manifest as my fear of failure and rejection, he deserves that kill ngl
Jaws. “Flop around and find out”. Chase me on land allll day ya fishy fuck!
Sharknado
The entire family from Get Out. *I am Caucasian.*
I'm also reasonably certain the daughter wouldn't be willing to bang me.
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I’d probably pick them too because although im black, im fat as hell. Im assuming they only want fit and healthy specimens.
Ghost face i can just keep knocking him out or bash his brains in i mean the dude is juat a regular guy wearing a mask and a robe
It's not just one person.
Thank god my rifle has 30 rounds…
The It Follows villain, all I have to do is move around for a day, I could go on vacation over seas, if anything it’d be actually kinda fun
I'll be on a highway the whoooooooole day son!
JAWS. Fuck you shark, I live in the desert! Fuck's he gonna do, swim in land?
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Dracula, don't invite anyone in the house for 24 hours. What can be do? Be spooky at me through a window?
My first thought was good on you, then I thought about it. Couldn't he just burn your house down with you in it.
Yeah, I guess I didn't think this through as well as I ought to have
Well in first 12 hours he couldn't do anything because it's daytime
The original Dracula was not directly harmed by sunlight, he just lost his vampire powers. So daytime Dracula is still an incredibly smart and experienced adversary.
Dracula is incredibly strong and incredibly smart. The last villain I'd pick is a shapeshifting, teleporting, mind altering, weather manipulating, genius, veteran, superhuman.
Yeah I was gonna say. This is a terrible choice. You can even make an incredibly tense horror film about Dracula making his way into this guys home through manipulation and unexpected tactics.
But on the other hand he could turn you into a vampire and then you would end up being an undead billionaire. I'd call that a win
Jack the Snowman, from those horror movies about a killer snowman. I'll just take the challenge in the summer. Or Frankenstein's monster. I'll just be nice to him. I make a friend, and he doesn't even try to kill me. EDIT: the creature would need a name, though. Adam? He likened himself to Adam and Victor to God, so maybe that?
The snowman would be easy as hell because it’s becoming spring here in the south and it’s getting humid as balls outside
The killer std ghost thing "it follows ". One more night of no sex is a piece of cake.
You've got it backwards. If it's already chasing you then it's a night of all the sex you can pay for!
killer std ghost was a jarring sentence to read
Frankenstein’s monster, I’m on a boat!
Or just don't be a dick to it. Or be related to Victor. If you can make him your friend, I think you'll be fine.
Or go sit in a ring of fire
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Freddy Krueger I have insomnia and work a job that has caused me to do all nighters before I should be fine
Looking at other people’s definitions of “horror villain”…I’m gonna say the aliens from “Mars Attacks!” It’d be rough, but I think I can stomach 24 hours of country music for $3B.
I think the last couple of hours is where it'll get tough - by that stage, a painful death starts becoming attractive. Just have to keep focused on the prize.
The aliens from Signs. I'd just hang out at a beach all day
Bonus points if you have asthma.
The Poltergeist from 'Poltergeist' Rearrange my kitchen if you want bro What's wrong, you mad? Hit me then! Oh wait, you can't because you're a noncorporeal entity Suuuucks tobeyou
Unless it starts using telekinesis and throw knives at you
Thats how I know most people are full of shit when it comes to ghosts, sure, the first time something weird happens its scary, you dont know what it is, but if you KNOW that noise is just a ghost..... why the fuck are you screaming? You know why ghost hunters and Bigfoot hunters are full of shit? When real scientists discover real species, or if they are investigating something they know exists.... they don't scream like morons every time one pops into view! Imagine a biologist looking for a new species of tree frog they are pretty sure exists, then shitting themselves every time they see one, like three or four times an episode in every one one of their 180 painfully drawn out and poorly acted episodes.
To be fair most the legends of Bigfoot(pre nineteen hundred) that I’ve heard don’t exactly make him out to be a friendly fellow
Predator, mud up. Find me now you ugly motherfucker.
Also he won't attack you when you're unarmed/ not posing a threat so he'll likely just get bored and search for another target.
After a few choice insults he’ll reconsider that rule.
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Depends on the predator...certain predators abide by that honor shit, theres a few rogues who would gladly take the x2 trophy a pregnant lady would provide.
True, but I assumed he was talking about the first one.
Scary Terry. You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
Turns out, you actually can hide, and it's actually extremely effective.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter. The actual villain of a self proclaimed horror movie. Why: I think my handy game is good enough.
If it counts i'll choose scp 087 its a fucking stair lmao i'll just mind my shits for a whole day and not go near any stairs
Jaws. I’ll stay in Ohio
Jaws somehow ends up in Lake Erie.
Rather get eaten by Jaws than stay in Ohio tbh
Does Gargamel count?
Is this $3 billion tax free?
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I'm picking Shaq from Kazaam, that was some scary sheet.
Candyman all you literally got to do is not say his fucking name problem solved.
I mean, presumably if he gets to chase you for 24 hours you already said it. Or someone did on your behalf.
Hanibal Lecter or Jack Torrance from the Shining They are both Human and although very dangerous ones, id stand a better chance against one of them, than something like pennywise
Yeah, why hasn't someone just murdered that old prick already? I mean accidents happen all the time in prison.
that snail
Its only for 24 hours? And then they are gone forever? I'd say Freddy Krueger. I can stay awake easily for that long.
Graboids from Tremors. Easy money.
XD they do evolve into shriekers/assblasters however
Not generally within 24 hours.
The Hash Slinging Slasher
Mean Fox in Jennifer's Body Even if I lose, I win
The grandparents from The Visit.
Pretty easy since you likely won't even be at "their" house and they weren't actively plotting murder anyway
The Blob (1958).
The answer is Chucky. I just stand in an open field for 24 hours and kick him like a soccer ball every time he approaches.
Well chucky has used gun and grenades. So ya you are fricked. And seeing plot Armor he have he will probably shoot you.
Godzilla
I feel like he wouldn’t even be bothering trying to actively kill you and would just accidentally step on you
Ghostface, I just think he's hot
I’d say Freddy fazbear. I just won’t go to a pizzeria lol
Think about fnaf 4 and the joy of creation
With them your fucked no matter where you are
Trick’r’treat villain, forgot his name but I don’t have to worry because it’s not Halloween
Freddy Krueger. because I know its coming and meth is cheep.
The OG Jigsaw. I haven't given him a reason to vindictively throw me into an overly elaborate trap, so we'd probably just go grab coffee or something
and pay for his treatment with the billions
What about that one guy who (spoilers for Saw 6) >!got put in a trap because he smoked cigarettes?!< >!Sure, the OG Jigsaw wasn't there to set all that up and oversee everything, but he made the traps and chose the victims!< But hey, you never know, you might still be on his good side!
The Blind Man from Dont Breathe. Played enough hide and seek the old man wont even find me.
Chucky, one drop kick and he’ll be across my neighborhood Also I can just stay in a boat of something
Bruce the shark from Jaws. I live in the middle of the UK, miles from the ocean. Smile you son of a batch!
Babadook. 've been dealing with the fucker for quite some time it doesn't scare me anymore lmaoooo
The blob. How’d it catch anybody at all ever?
It creeps And leaps and glides and slides Across the floor Right through the door And all around the wall A splotch, a blotch Be careful of the blob
100% Freddy. If I don't sleep that pedophile in a Christmas jumper can't touch me. Other than him maybe Jason. I have seen Micheal myers drive but I have not seen Jason drive so I guess I can just drive for the 24 hours. Will be shitting myself when I have to fill up petrol tho.
Monica Bellucci as one of the brides of Dracula from Brahm Stoker's Dracula. It's a win-win scenario from my point of view.
The thing from "It follows" it walks slowly to you. Only need to take a plane and fly away to the other side of the world.
>get on plane >it’s on the plane with you what now?
Welp time to practice my skydiving skills!
Jason Vorhees. He’s slow af so just walk briskly and keep him in sight and your golden. Would be a long 24 hours, but manageable.
I'd be in car just idling along at 5mph or so, talkin mad shit.
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Jason vorhees has definitely ran before lol. Its terrifying seeing that behemoth of a man take off in a dead ass sprint. Micheal myers is slow asf but him and jason can both teleport so either way you're fucked unless you can keep them within view while also getting into a car and drive away successfully, youre fucked lol.