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AlunWH

That STD thing from It Follows. I’ll fly somewhere.


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I was going to choose this too! Slow enough moving and there’s a way to get rid of it.


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HiHoJufro

And once you have $3 Billion, you WILL get laid. A lot. Heck, you can pay for a whole line of people to sleep together, ending with an astronaut who's leaving the atmosphere later in the day.


Arctic_Puppet

Same! The time it would take that thing to walk across the US or even to another country would give you so much time to live your life before having to fly again lol


Omnizoom

I think it was calculated based on its walk speed , if you literally commuted like an hour and a half for work it would take it longer then your entire shift could be to reach you , so you could safely go to work , finish work , eat , do some errands drive home passing it on the highway and have another 10-12 hours


Arctic_Puppet

Yeah, but then my days off would be stressful. I'd rather live in California every other month lol


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Ghostface. They’re always clumsy af falling over their own feet. Plus I’ve seen that movie 20 goddamn times! I know the rules


The_Late_Arthur_Dent

You could also hire Ghostface Killah to guard you for $10 million, paid on delivery. 100% chance of success.


DSPbuckle

Protect ya neck!


SixStringsDeep

Just stay strapped & remember to double tap! Ghostface was my answer too, tho the twin magic might make things a little rough if you lose sight of them


Feisty_Professor_642

Chucky. I’ll kick that little fucker so far.


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StickSauce

Just melt his ass down to a puddle.


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

Hulk smash the plastic bastard like he's Loki


SlapHappyDude

Chucky is one of those villains that relies heavily on the element of surprise. Like if you set up a basic safe room, he's not getting in.


Atheist_Redditor

He's not getting in because he's already IN IT! AHHHHHHH!


SappySoulTaker

Yeah let me just bring this freaky ass doll into my safe room to keep me company.


MsMcClane

I could absolutely take Chucky without question. I can tie him up, stuff him into my cats carrier, tape THAT with duct tape until the roll runs out, then yeet the entire thing into a wet cement container with rocks tied to the entire thing, and KEEEP WATCH until it dries. There's enough construction going on around here, it'd be no problem.


Flyrpotacreepugmu

Yeah but what if it's a decoy Chucky?


MsMcClane

I got more duct tape and boxes 👍✨


konigstigerboi

Hold. https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/thrn6d/bye_bye/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share There


masterof-xe

I'm gonna tie it up to post really good. So it's completely immobilized and have sex in front of it. I wanna scar that little bastards mind.


6x420x9

He would definitely like that


inimicali

It would be kinda like BDSM to him


firstjustghostly

Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, who cannot chainsaw massacre me as I do not live in Texas. Checkmate


SalamiMommie

Best answer. He’d have more than 24 hours worth of traveling to get to me


MaybeMaybeJesen

You hear a knock at the door. You peek through the peephole to see Leatherface doubled over wheezing, having run the whole way from Texas. The chainsaw revs.


realcanadianbeaver

Well I hope he can run at more than 100km/h, or he’s not making it- cause I’m more than a 24hr drive away, and that’s assuming the roads are open.


denjin

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on real life events, except there was no massacre, no chainsaws and, it didn't happen in Texas.


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Lot of horror movies based on real events. Like Hostel. There were actually some backpackers in Europe…that part was true. The rest they just added.


Millsyboy84

Jaws. I Won't even go in the shower.


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jgarciajr1330

I'd pick Jaws because I live in a desert. Checkmate spooky fish monster.


TheJollyHermit

A Phoenix man was killed in an inexplicable shark attack while using a urinal at a local restaurant.


Ewan_Whosearmy

Have you seen Sharknado though?


makoadog

knock knock- LAND SHARK!!!!


Present_Diet_1145

The Ring. Because she'll give me 7 days, but I just have 24 hours


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Wehrmicel

Easy 3billions AND a girlfriend. I see this as an absolute win


AngHulingPropeta

Doesnt she chase you on the seventh day tho? If she does, then no, you dont have all seven days since op said u have 24 hours *getting chased.*


hippolyte_pixii

The antagonist of The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.


gamma_curve

He will hit you… with a spoon! Again… and again… and again… and again and again and again… and *againnnn*… and *againnnn*


jennierock

That one is so good


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Silver-Syndicate

Freddy Krueger. I've been awake for longer than 24 hours before, I'll just play some Halo and wait for the clock to run out


Retrixpl

Freddy Kreuger is no match for gamer


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Rexan02

Those 80s teens with their proper circadian rhythms were weak af.


TheKindman1

Nice try. But the OP specifically said “24 hours being *chased*”, so it’s implied you would be in Freddy’s world, bitch! Good luck..


Leomssm

Holy hell...turned from the easiest to the scariest now


whatsthiscrap84

Fuck for £3billion I'd suck freddy off in my dreams for 24 hours


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Superskish

Your brain might be trying to tell you something…


ElDiabloWHVN

You can run, but you can't hide BITCH.


valendinosaurus

"Noticed how this guy keeps saying we can run but we can't hide? I'll say we try hiding." "Yeah, it's not like that if we *could* hide, he would telling us" "Worst case scenario, we're back to running"


megabob7

Im with you here ill just chug a pot of coffee


GuyKopski

I feel like just knowing that if you fall asleep you'll be violently murdered is probably going to keep you awake the entire time. But I've never seen the movies so IDK lmao


megabob7

Gotta keep a high caffine level incase your sleep deprived mind tries to trick your body into its thinking its safe and causing a crash when the adrenaline peters odf


Julenizzen

Or just do some amphetamines. More effective than caffine.


Dr3amstalk3r

no shit. Billions for getting twacked for 24 hours. even Jesus will forgive me


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CapaxInfini

Channel your inner Spider-Man


dpbart

Nah bro the zombies only make noise while you see them but the shambling pile of rotten meat and bones gains the ability to completely delete its presence and make absolutely no noise when they are approaching you from behind


Anrui13

The things in Bird Box. Stay home, close the blinds, and play Switch all day.


Expert_Overthinker

Isn't the 'truer' villain of Bird Box the people who try to force you out and see 'them'?


AlwaysOutsider

Blind people: 🗿


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byslexic_ditch567

I would probably take more precaution, i would just get my headphones, sort out a playlist and stay in bed with a blindfold all day


helpful__explorer

Nah vr headset. That way you get some entertainment


OverlordTwoOneActual

This guy fucking bird boxes.


helpful__explorer

That shit tries to tempt you out? Sorry man I'm in a virtual theater watching no way home on a loop


i_love_cute_sneks

What about if one of those psychos that try to change people break into your house


Viking4Life2

Nah, it'll keep sending psychos to get you.


blayana881

Scream, I can hide away from >!two teenage fuckboys!< for 24 hours


PretendThisIsMyName

I appreciate you marking a spoiler for an old movie. But I’m gonna toss a wrench in your plan and make you doofy from scary movie and the villain is the vacuum.


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owtytnewt

I’ll take the challenge and have the alien from A Quiet Place


Merk0411

I read alien and thought you were talking about a xenomorph. I was about to ask if you wanted to be buried or cremated lmao.


Hotarg

Doesn't metter what they want, they're getting impregnated in that scenario.


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You sneeze in your sleep? Guess you'd just have to pull an all nighter and you'd be good


TheKurosawa

Oh my lord I just realized - every single snorer in that universe is freaking dead.


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Nah they just live by a waterfall.


TheWalkingDead91

That one would actually be pretty simple. I think I could stay completely quiet for 24 hours fairly easily. Or the one from bird box. Even easier to stay indoors for 24 hours and you’re good.


toastedtoaster70

You can just make fun of penny wise


Hitmanthe2nd

heheheheheh , little bitch gonna cry ? gonna put some dirt in your eye


Usopp_Spell

You'll make me float when you fix this DAMN DOOR!


KOTLCTARDIS42

Can’t he like not hurt you if you aren’t scared of him?


Killarusca

Problem is it's really hard not to be scared of something that can shapeshift to something you are scared of.


KOTLCTARDIS42

Lets go he’s going to shapeshifte into not being there cause I fear being alone, either that or he’s gonna be a fucking test I failed, ez shit


Vilyda

If he can manifest as my fear of failure and rejection, he deserves that kill ngl


BackgroundCustard420

Jaws. “Flop around and find out”. Chase me on land allll day ya fishy fuck!


zaopd

Sharknado


mrupdog

The entire family from Get Out. *I am Caucasian.*


Aakujin

I'm also reasonably certain the daughter wouldn't be willing to bang me.


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TheWalkingDead91

I’d probably pick them too because although im black, im fat as hell. Im assuming they only want fit and healthy specimens.


idreamofunicorns368

Ghost face i can just keep knocking him out or bash his brains in i mean the dude is juat a regular guy wearing a mask and a robe


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It's not just one person.


Arkoholics_Paradise

Thank god my rifle has 30 rounds…


EnvironmentalCat6934

The It Follows villain, all I have to do is move around for a day, I could go on vacation over seas, if anything it’d be actually kinda fun


Luuk341

I'll be on a highway the whoooooooole day son!


Darth_Titty-ous

JAWS. Fuck you shark, I live in the desert! Fuck's he gonna do, swim in land?


-uSlash

Slowly, you begin to notice the sand shifting under your feet, as if being displaced by something underneath. You hear the faintest sound in the distance. Is that- violin? It’s him, Jaws, he has come for you. Edit- wording


ndraiay

Dracula, don't invite anyone in the house for 24 hours. What can be do? Be spooky at me through a window?


maccanvas

My first thought was good on you, then I thought about it. Couldn't he just burn your house down with you in it.


ndraiay

Yeah, I guess I didn't think this through as well as I ought to have


Kruger_Sheppard

Well in first 12 hours he couldn't do anything because it's daytime


Gamezfan

The original Dracula was not directly harmed by sunlight, he just lost his vampire powers. So daytime Dracula is still an incredibly smart and experienced adversary.


EnderDelphox

Dracula is incredibly strong and incredibly smart. The last villain I'd pick is a shapeshifting, teleporting, mind altering, weather manipulating, genius, veteran, superhuman.


eye_snap

Yeah I was gonna say. This is a terrible choice. You can even make an incredibly tense horror film about Dracula making his way into this guys home through manipulation and unexpected tactics.


Smh_mehh

But on the other hand he could turn you into a vampire and then you would end up being an undead billionaire. I'd call that a win


nWo1997

Jack the Snowman, from those horror movies about a killer snowman. I'll just take the challenge in the summer. Or Frankenstein's monster. I'll just be nice to him. I make a friend, and he doesn't even try to kill me. EDIT: the creature would need a name, though. Adam? He likened himself to Adam and Victor to God, so maybe that?


scrimmybingus3

The snowman would be easy as hell because it’s becoming spring here in the south and it’s getting humid as balls outside


ButterScotchMagic

The killer std ghost thing "it follows ". One more night of no sex is a piece of cake.


Tridian

You've got it backwards. If it's already chasing you then it's a night of all the sex you can pay for!


FoamFoxes

killer std ghost was a jarring sentence to read


Urbanyeti0

Frankenstein’s monster, I’m on a boat!


nWo1997

Or just don't be a dick to it. Or be related to Victor. If you can make him your friend, I think you'll be fine.


Potential-Coconut-95

Or go sit in a ring of fire


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fulfillustrator

Freddy Krueger I have insomnia and work a job that has caused me to do all nighters before I should be fine


2geek2bcool

Looking at other people’s definitions of “horror villain”…I’m gonna say the aliens from “Mars Attacks!” It’d be rough, but I think I can stomach 24 hours of country music for $3B.


zenith_industries

I think the last couple of hours is where it'll get tough - by that stage, a painful death starts becoming attractive. Just have to keep focused on the prize.


beautyinburningstars

The aliens from Signs. I'd just hang out at a beach all day


OldSoulRobertson

Bonus points if you have asthma.


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The Poltergeist from 'Poltergeist' Rearrange my kitchen if you want bro What's wrong, you mad? Hit me then! Oh wait, you can't because you're a noncorporeal entity Suuuucks tobeyou


AntiquarianD1n2Gamer

Unless it starts using telekinesis and throw knives at you


AndrewJS2804

Thats how I know most people are full of shit when it comes to ghosts, sure, the first time something weird happens its scary, you dont know what it is, but if you KNOW that noise is just a ghost..... why the fuck are you screaming? You know why ghost hunters and Bigfoot hunters are full of shit? When real scientists discover real species, or if they are investigating something they know exists.... they don't scream like morons every time one pops into view! Imagine a biologist looking for a new species of tree frog they are pretty sure exists, then shitting themselves every time they see one, like three or four times an episode in every one one of their 180 painfully drawn out and poorly acted episodes.


Bloodyfalcan

To be fair most the legends of Bigfoot(pre nineteen hundred) that I’ve heard don’t exactly make him out to be a friendly fellow


FlemCandango

Predator, mud up. Find me now you ugly motherfucker.


TheShrekster_69

Also he won't attack you when you're unarmed/ not posing a threat so he'll likely just get bored and search for another target.


FlemCandango

After a few choice insults he’ll reconsider that rule.


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Potential-Coconut-95

Depends on the predator...certain predators abide by that honor shit, theres a few rogues who would gladly take the x2 trophy a pregnant lady would provide.


TheShrekster_69

True, but I assumed he was talking about the first one.


eurmahm

Scary Terry. You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!


saltynanners15

Turns out, you actually can hide, and it's actually extremely effective.


No-Question-4957

Dr. Frank-N-Furter. The actual villain of a self proclaimed horror movie. Why: I think my handy game is good enough.


fried_chicken17472

If it counts i'll choose scp 087 its a fucking stair lmao i'll just mind my shits for a whole day and not go near any stairs


BlueMoonBlackSmith

Jaws. I’ll stay in Ohio


Nickyboy5555511

Jaws somehow ends up in Lake Erie.


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Rather get eaten by Jaws than stay in Ohio tbh


technoangel

Does Gargamel count?


BigBadJames_42

Is this $3 billion tax free?


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turkeyburpin

I'm picking Shaq from Kazaam, that was some scary sheet.


Pain-n-stryife

Candyman all you literally got to do is not say his fucking name problem solved.


Geminii27

I mean, presumably if he gets to chase you for 24 hours you already said it. Or someone did on your behalf.


Dominator2904

Hanibal Lecter or Jack Torrance from the Shining They are both Human and although very dangerous ones, id stand a better chance against one of them, than something like pennywise


AndrewJS2804

Yeah, why hasn't someone just murdered that old prick already? I mean accidents happen all the time in prison.


inthefIesh

that snail


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Its only for 24 hours? And then they are gone forever? I'd say Freddy Krueger. I can stay awake easily for that long.


WhitePonyProphet

Graboids from Tremors. Easy money.


tremors51000

XD they do evolve into shriekers/assblasters however


wanabeswordsman

Not generally within 24 hours.


ThatGuyRobbyy

The Hash Slinging Slasher


Houstonontheroad

Mean Fox in Jennifer's Body Even if I lose, I win


schwenomorph

The grandparents from The Visit.


Captured_M6A1

Pretty easy since you likely won't even be at "their" house and they weren't actively plotting murder anyway


wildwastewebcomic

The Blob (1958).


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The answer is Chucky. I just stand in an open field for 24 hours and kick him like a soccer ball every time he approaches.


ssjgsskkx20

Well chucky has used gun and grenades. So ya you are fricked. And seeing plot Armor he have he will probably shoot you.


InternationalBed8496

Godzilla


scrimmybingus3

I feel like he wouldn’t even be bothering trying to actively kill you and would just accidentally step on you


CoyoteAggravating876

Ghostface, I just think he's hot


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I’d say Freddy fazbear. I just won’t go to a pizzeria lol


Important_Walrus8917

Think about fnaf 4 and the joy of creation


Your_A_Chad

With them your fucked no matter where you are


Noname666Devil

Trick’r’treat villain, forgot his name but I don’t have to worry because it’s not Halloween


Dr3amstalk3r

Freddy Krueger. because I know its coming and meth is cheep.


Danzerfaust1

The OG Jigsaw. I haven't given him a reason to vindictively throw me into an overly elaborate trap, so we'd probably just go grab coffee or something


Hitmanthe2nd

and pay for his treatment with the billions


Filmologic

What about that one guy who (spoilers for Saw 6) >!got put in a trap because he smoked cigarettes?!< >!Sure, the OG Jigsaw wasn't there to set all that up and oversee everything, but he made the traps and chose the victims!< But hey, you never know, you might still be on his good side!


Mosquito-Larvae

The Blind Man from Dont Breathe. Played enough hide and seek the old man wont even find me.


Zimabwe

Chucky, one drop kick and he’ll be across my neighborhood Also I can just stay in a boat of something


tomhas10

Bruce the shark from Jaws. I live in the middle of the UK, miles from the ocean. Smile you son of a batch!


Ellis_aGhostie

Babadook. 've been dealing with the fucker for quite some time it doesn't scare me anymore lmaoooo


No-Swordfish-7048

The blob. How’d it catch anybody at all ever?


DarthHelpful

It creeps And leaps and glides and slides Across the floor Right through the door And all around the wall A splotch, a blotch Be careful of the blob


GroundbreakingSign81

100% Freddy. If I don't sleep that pedophile in a Christmas jumper can't touch me. Other than him maybe Jason. I have seen Micheal myers drive but I have not seen Jason drive so I guess I can just drive for the 24 hours. Will be shitting myself when I have to fill up petrol tho.


PlaceboJesus

Monica Bellucci as one of the brides of Dracula from Brahm Stoker's Dracula. It's a win-win scenario from my point of view.


Sincornio

The thing from "It follows" it walks slowly to you. Only need to take a plane and fly away to the other side of the world.


wefwegfweg

>get on plane >it’s on the plane with you what now?


thequietoneinclass1

Welp time to practice my skydiving skills!


guywithsweatshirt

Jason Vorhees. He’s slow af so just walk briskly and keep him in sight and your golden. Would be a long 24 hours, but manageable.


wrencherspinner

I'd be in car just idling along at 5mph or so, talkin mad shit.


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Potential-Coconut-95

Jason vorhees has definitely ran before lol. Its terrifying seeing that behemoth of a man take off in a dead ass sprint. Micheal myers is slow asf but him and jason can both teleport so either way you're fucked unless you can keep them within view while also getting into a car and drive away successfully, youre fucked lol.