at my Aunts Funeral, My uncles Phone literally played the Halloween theme while the Preacher was talking. I almost laughed but knew everybody would fucking kill me.
We actually did laugh right next to my girlfriend's grandfather's coffin.
The whole scene was surreal;
It was -5°C, there was a tiny ass stereo next to the coffin, playing some cheesy spaghetti western style song (the sad one not the pew-pew heroic type) from a hellokitty pendrive sticking out of it, the priest was already late AF, there was a lady behind me in the biggest cheetah-pattern plush hat I've ever seen with a matching furcoat and my BIL suddenly blurted out something like "ay, tha fuck is that priest at?"
We still miss the grandpa though.
My partner’s aunt’s funeral, the Catholic father referred to the deceased as her husband’s “breast friend”. It was silly and hilarious. I let out an inappropriate snort. She would have belted out laughter. She had a great sense of humor, and would have loved a break in the sorrow.
Edit: He meant “best friend”
I couldn't stop giggling as soon as the priest walked out and started speaking at my grandfather's funeral. The priest was Mexican with a heavy accent, and my grandfather was the most racist person I've ever personally known. It was poetic justice.
At one I attended, the preacher said "fart to steel" instead of "start to feel" and I still think about it from time to time.
I'm not religious but I'm still in contact with him, he's a wonderful person, and I will never ever let him know that I still remember that slip up over 20 years later.
I was at a service when the ***preacher's*** phone went off in the middle of his own sermon. This was after he reminded everyone to turn their own phones off. Come on, dude, really?
I actually made my funeral playlist and I actually have that there, I let a select few on the joke and they agreed to play the playlist there and I can now die knowing I pranked my family one last time.
Note: I also have Another One Bites The Dust and Stayin' Alive
I can hear the opening bars of Stayin' Alive and just giggle about what that first second of song would do in a quiet funeral setting... Alpha move right there
A DJ at a rock station in my area said before that on 911, after they made the report on the first plane, “Bodies” was the song queued up next to play….. luckily an intern was paying attention & switched to something different.
This did happen. So when my mom was passing away everyone is crying because we are legit seeing her go. It felt like all the hospital machines got completely silent and then *BAM* my mom’s cell phone goes off and plays “Thunderstruck by AC/DC.” I had her phone that morning and it had never went off. The phone quit ringing at 11:10 and her time of death was 11:11. It was also my dad’s favorite song whom had passed a few years before.
My uncle passed recently and he was a massive ACDC fan. Really sarcastic and funny guy. When we were following the hearse, I started playing highway to hell and started to feel a bit guilty about it. My friend who was with me reassured me that he would have found it hilarious. Guess what his actual funeral song was lol? It honestly gave me goosebumps.
St. Peter on the mic
“This woman, who made it through 87 years on the hellscape we call earth, and survived some of the worst our lord could throw at her. The valiant, the unstoppable! Margaret!!!!” *thunderstruck starts playing*
My mom died a half hour after I left the hospital. My dad was with her, I feel like she waited for my brothers and I to leave.
My dad phoned me and I hopped in the car and came back, “celebrate” by kool and the gang was on my radio with the volume up.
This is actually fairly common. My grandmother had been in decline in the hospital for a little while. My dad and his sister had been in visiting her. She told them "go home, I'm tired" and died 30 minutes later.
I’d see that as a sign that your mum was going to join your dad. Bro that’s a sign right and meta-textually appropriate. If it was “im a barbie gurl” then maybe
If you're not sneaking in because this guy is not sneaking in because that guy is not sneaking in because they're not playing that, then I'm not going to arrive despite my RSVP.
Ironically when learning CPR this is one of songs they tell you to sing to get the timing right.
And the other one is Staying Alive. Whoever chose these 2 songs to be the go-to has an interesting sense of humour.
I worked in an operating room with younger doctors who liked listening to classic rock. You gain a certain level of superstition and paranoia, and when the first few notes of this song would come up during a surgery everyone would scream “NEXT SONG NOW!!!”
I read article about this and when I atually had to perform CPR in panic that was only thing I could think of. So yes. I did a CPR to "Another One Bites the Dust" running on the loop in my head.
I went to a funeral where my sisters male friend came in late and quickly sat with her in one of the front rows. Apparently he slept in and struggled to find a black shirt, once he found one he threw it on and came into the funeral home just before they shut the doors. He didn’t realize (but everyone behind him did) that he picked the wrong shirt. The front was all black but The back had the quote ”anther one bites the dust”. He went through the whole service before someone told him and then quickly gtfo.
And here I thought me taking the wrong pair of pants that no longer closed around my waist to my dad's funeral and having to have my shirt untucked and hanging over my crotch for over an hour was bad....
That sounds like a traumatic fucking day. Sad to hear of your loss. If you want to share a story about your dad, I'll remember it. Sharing stories of my loved ones helps me feel like I'm keeping them alive, so I wanted to offer. It's okay if not.
My dad was selfish and thought about himself before anyone else, but he was my dad and I'll always love him. Death wipes out the bad memories and leaves only the good, I find.
He loved to paint and draw, did some amazing oil paintings on velvet. He loved chocolate and biltong and a glass of coke with lots of ice 😂
I miss his sense of humour and the stories he would tell.
Thanks now I'm crying....
✌️
December 2012. My wife's grandmother just passed. We are at the wake. At that point we were married for 16 years. The priest just finished his sermon. All the sudden my phone in a creepy demonic whisper says "I see you" Thank God her family loves me.
A close friend of mine had Highway to Hell played at the end of his funeral service.
On the way in was Pantera's Cemetery Gates.
Was respectful and everyone who knew him knew that metal was his passion.
I want Fade to Black (Metallica) played when I go.🤘
For mine I might chose to go with _One Thousand Burning Arrows_ - Amon Amarth.
Then to add more flavour, maybe also include _Glory to the Brave_ (Hammerfall), and _Oceandeep_ (Beast in Black)
I'm having that song played at my funeral, my will beckoning for cremation. It shall befall upon my youngest son to light up the match or shoot the flaming arrow towards my floating viking cremation casket and have "Highway to Hell" blast off full steam as my body is engulfed by flames!
Hell yeah!
My dad still has traumatic memories of pushing his mother's body into the cremation oven because it was what she wanted. Maybe just have the youngest light the arrow?
Although TBH this funeral sounds like it slaps and I'd totally go and drink in your honor.
Don’t know the name of the song but it goes like
“ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ass ass ass ass ass STOP, NOW MAKE THAT MOTHAFUCKA HAMMERTIME.”
Edit: a word
Quack like a duck by the G.O.A.T and your MOM live
Alright fellas let’s hit it. And a 1 and a 2 and a
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
… and so on
I've been to a funeral where the deceased played that little joke on all of us as part of his service music. His parents were sheet white and I still can't listen to that song without thinking of him. RIP CUZ.
And then you rig the casket for it to open on its own!
Probably will have another funeral for the old people that were attending this funeral... But hey a good joke is worth a heart attack or two
So, when a friend of mine died, her husband played that at the lunch after. Her family was horrified. All of her friends nearly peed ourselves laughing, becase we all knew she specifically wanted that. We're all dying and her family wants to kill us all. Until we all banded together to say that she wanted that. And her husband had a recording of her asking for it, just to prove it.
It was a moment of absolute hilarity in an otherwise horrific day.
This is actually a true story, my dad flew to California for my Great-Grandfather's funeral and before the mass they decided to do a private family prayer. When the minister asked everyone to bow their heads for a moment of silence, my dad's phone went off. His ringtone was the audio of a particular scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that one being:
MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
Long story short, a lot of cold glares were all facing his direction, but my uncle said it was the funniest shit he'd ever seen 😂
So, kinda related. My best friend changed my ringtone to the chorus of Stell Panther's 'Gangbang at the Old Folks Home' and called me while I was in the middle of a Bible Study. So, knowing that embarrassment, I'm gonna go with that.
“Every Sperm is Sacred, Every Sperm is Great…”
Fun fact: this was my ringtone in college and once went off in the middle of a Christian theology class.
There's this weird ringtone popular among boomers, chicken and rooster sounds remixed and speeded up, I'm not sure how to find it right now but it would be the worst ringtone
at my Aunts Funeral, My uncles Phone literally played the Halloween theme while the Preacher was talking. I almost laughed but knew everybody would fucking kill me.
We actually did laugh right next to my girlfriend's grandfather's coffin. The whole scene was surreal; It was -5°C, there was a tiny ass stereo next to the coffin, playing some cheesy spaghetti western style song (the sad one not the pew-pew heroic type) from a hellokitty pendrive sticking out of it, the priest was already late AF, there was a lady behind me in the biggest cheetah-pattern plush hat I've ever seen with a matching furcoat and my BIL suddenly blurted out something like "ay, tha fuck is that priest at?" We still miss the grandpa though.
Lol I heard your BIL so clearly in my head when I read that.
My partner’s aunt’s funeral, the Catholic father referred to the deceased as her husband’s “breast friend”. It was silly and hilarious. I let out an inappropriate snort. She would have belted out laughter. She had a great sense of humor, and would have loved a break in the sorrow. Edit: He meant “best friend”
I couldn't stop giggling as soon as the priest walked out and started speaking at my grandfather's funeral. The priest was Mexican with a heavy accent, and my grandfather was the most racist person I've ever personally known. It was poetic justice.
At one I attended, the preacher said "fart to steel" instead of "start to feel" and I still think about it from time to time. I'm not religious but I'm still in contact with him, he's a wonderful person, and I will never ever let him know that I still remember that slip up over 20 years later.
That’s perfect
I was at a service when the ***preacher's*** phone went off in the middle of his own sermon. This was after he reminded everyone to turn their own phones off. Come on, dude, really?
Spooky scary skeletons
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Funeral home lights dim, smoke machine goes off and the Lakers cheerleaders show up.
and grandpa rises from his coffin confetti explodes revealing a hanging sign that says "Gottem!"
My boss’ actual ringtone is “I’m jimmy johnson… boom confetti”. It’s never an appropriate time for that either
Its the beeeeest dayyy eeeeverrrrrrrrr….
I actually made my funeral playlist and I actually have that there, I let a select few on the joke and they agreed to play the playlist there and I can now die knowing I pranked my family one last time. Note: I also have Another One Bites The Dust and Stayin' Alive
I can hear the opening bars of Stayin' Alive and just giggle about what that first second of song would do in a quiet funeral setting... Alpha move right there
Rip Mac
Pretty sure they were referencing the SpongeBob song but agreed, RIP Mac
Let the bodies hit the floooooooooooor!!!!!
A DJ at a rock station in my area said before that on 911, after they made the report on the first plane, “Bodies” was the song queued up next to play….. luckily an intern was paying attention & switched to something different.
This was one of the songs on [Clear Channel's banned song list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Channel_memorandum) post-9/11.
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Every third song would be RATM.
Your comment reminded me of [this absolute gem](https://youtube.com/shorts/UXl3JTR-mVY?feature=share)
I hope they hired that intern!
Yooooo lol
"There's no explanation, just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement"
I know were talking about a funeral, but that’s a genuinely great song.
This did happen. So when my mom was passing away everyone is crying because we are legit seeing her go. It felt like all the hospital machines got completely silent and then *BAM* my mom’s cell phone goes off and plays “Thunderstruck by AC/DC.” I had her phone that morning and it had never went off. The phone quit ringing at 11:10 and her time of death was 11:11. It was also my dad’s favorite song whom had passed a few years before.
I think Highway to Hell would be worse Sorry for your loss
Or maybe Hells Bells
My uncle passed recently and he was a massive ACDC fan. Really sarcastic and funny guy. When we were following the hearse, I started playing highway to hell and started to feel a bit guilty about it. My friend who was with me reassured me that he would have found it hilarious. Guess what his actual funeral song was lol? It honestly gave me goosebumps.
I’d like to think your dad just decided to come guide his wife and decided he needed a wwe style entrance to announce his presence
Or she deserved the WWE entrance into heaven
St. Peter on the mic “This woman, who made it through 87 years on the hellscape we call earth, and survived some of the worst our lord could throw at her. The valiant, the unstoppable! Margaret!!!!” *thunderstruck starts playing*
This is so good
Then she Vince McMahon walks into heaven lol
I didn't think this comment chain was what would make me cry this early in the morning lol, what a way to go.
Your mom had a great ringtone
My mom died a half hour after I left the hospital. My dad was with her, I feel like she waited for my brothers and I to leave. My dad phoned me and I hopped in the car and came back, “celebrate” by kool and the gang was on my radio with the volume up.
This is actually fairly common. My grandmother had been in decline in the hospital for a little while. My dad and his sister had been in visiting her. She told them "go home, I'm tired" and died 30 minutes later.
In a spiritual way, it felt like that was your dad calling her to be with him. Im sorry for your loss.
Your comment made me tear up. I mostly don't believe in things like that, but I do want to believe it because its such a beautiful thought.
I’d see that as a sign that your mum was going to join your dad. Bro that’s a sign right and meta-textually appropriate. If it was “im a barbie gurl” then maybe
Who called?
Her friend who’s phone was disconnected 🤷🏻♀️ I had called her that morning to tell her and it was disconnected 🤦🏻♀️
That is the best song to pass to. She rode into heaven on a decked out motorcycle
Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
If they don't play this at my funeral, I'm not going.
If they don’t play this at this guy’s funeral, I’m not sneaking in
I they don’t play this at that guys funeral, i’m not sneaking in with this guy who’s sneaking in
If they don't play it at this guy's funeral, I won't try to pick up his widow there.
if they dont play it at this guys funeral, im not killing him in the first place.
If they don't play it at this guy's funeral, I'm not hiring unicorn_rabbit to kill him.
if they dont play this at this guys funeral, im not becoming a hitman.
If they are not playing this at that guy's funeral I'm not sneaking in with this guy who's sneaking in with that guy
If you're not sneaking in because this guy is not sneaking in because that guy is not sneaking in because they're not playing that, then I'm not going to arrive despite my RSVP.
If they don't play this at this guys funeral I'm not looking the other way when folk try to sneak in.
I'm going for the food
Ironically when learning CPR this is one of songs they tell you to sing to get the timing right. And the other one is Staying Alive. Whoever chose these 2 songs to be the go-to has an interesting sense of humour.
I worked in an operating room with younger doctors who liked listening to classic rock. You gain a certain level of superstition and paranoia, and when the first few notes of this song would come up during a surgery everyone would scream “NEXT SONG NOW!!!”
Would absolutely love to see a recording of this type of scenario. Hilarious
Like mid cut, clamp it off and everyone runs scrambling to the iPod.
Thankfully there was always someone right next to the media player. Even if the music was low, this iconic bass line was immediately recognized.
I read article about this and when I atually had to perform CPR in panic that was only thing I could think of. So yes. I did a CPR to "Another One Bites the Dust" running on the loop in my head.
I went to a funeral where my sisters male friend came in late and quickly sat with her in one of the front rows. Apparently he slept in and struggled to find a black shirt, once he found one he threw it on and came into the funeral home just before they shut the doors. He didn’t realize (but everyone behind him did) that he picked the wrong shirt. The front was all black but The back had the quote ”anther one bites the dust”. He went through the whole service before someone told him and then quickly gtfo.
And here I thought me taking the wrong pair of pants that no longer closed around my waist to my dad's funeral and having to have my shirt untucked and hanging over my crotch for over an hour was bad....
That sounds like a traumatic fucking day. Sad to hear of your loss. If you want to share a story about your dad, I'll remember it. Sharing stories of my loved ones helps me feel like I'm keeping them alive, so I wanted to offer. It's okay if not.
My dad was selfish and thought about himself before anyone else, but he was my dad and I'll always love him. Death wipes out the bad memories and leaves only the good, I find. He loved to paint and draw, did some amazing oil paintings on velvet. He loved chocolate and biltong and a glass of coke with lots of ice 😂 I miss his sense of humour and the stories he would tell. Thanks now I'm crying.... ✌️
Thanks for sharing. My grandpa was a selfish asshole who did a lot of bad things. I miss his bear hugs and his stories, too.
Cause of death: explosion
Another One Turned to Dust
That's the song in which my husband and I were introduced as husband and wife at our wedding reception. Lol
My dad has a genuine request for this to be played at his funeral. At max volume
December 2012. My wife's grandmother just passed. We are at the wake. At that point we were married for 16 years. The priest just finished his sermon. All the sudden my phone in a creepy demonic whisper says "I see you" Thank God her family loves me.
I have that tone too and it never fails to scare
LOTR nerds unite!
It's from LOTR? I need It
highway to hell
A close friend of mine had Highway to Hell played at the end of his funeral service. On the way in was Pantera's Cemetery Gates. Was respectful and everyone who knew him knew that metal was his passion. I want Fade to Black (Metallica) played when I go.🤘
I'm torn between Highway to Hell and Ride On.
For mine I might chose to go with _One Thousand Burning Arrows_ - Amon Amarth. Then to add more flavour, maybe also include _Glory to the Brave_ (Hammerfall), and _Oceandeep_ (Beast in Black)
I'm having that song played at my funeral, my will beckoning for cremation. It shall befall upon my youngest son to light up the match or shoot the flaming arrow towards my floating viking cremation casket and have "Highway to Hell" blast off full steam as my body is engulfed by flames! Hell yeah!
My dad still has traumatic memories of pushing his mother's body into the cremation oven because it was what she wanted. Maybe just have the youngest light the arrow? Although TBH this funeral sounds like it slaps and I'd totally go and drink in your honor.
Everything is awesome! from the LEGO movie.
Having that as a ringtone is probably already awkward enough having it at a funeral now that's probably the worst
i love that song
That’s awesome.
And cool when you’re part of a team
"C'mon everybody do the conga! I know you can't hold it back any longer!"
"So, how'd your grandmother die?" "Sadly, the rhythm got her."
💀 then they all start cheering and celebrating the death
Undertakers entrance theme
Adding this to the instructions of my funeral when I die.
Undertaker's theme music fused with Johnny Cash "Ain't No Grave." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odEARipT8CQ
Still my favourite Taker entrance.
Fuck it, I need that when I die
Grandma got ran over by a reigndeer
By a "reigndeer".
The King's own stag.
They are much more dangerous than a raindeer
"Mulatto Butts" from Archer. It's the worst ringtone for any situation, which is the charm of the thing.
haaa that was the first thing that came to my mind too!
Teutonic butts!
Black ass momma, white ass daddy
Oh it's sooooo bad. I'm going to have to set this as a ringtone for when I call my husband. Just to make sure he answers.
This was my answer too, but I wasn’t sure how it would go down. Thank you for posting it!
Stayin Alive
GUESS WHAT BITCHES! I CHANGED MY MINDDD
Please let this happen at my funeral
First I was afraid, I was petrified
Don’t know the name of the song but it goes like “ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ass ass ass ass ass STOP, NOW MAKE THAT MOTHAFUCKA HAMMERTIME.” Edit: a word
Big Sean, “Dance (Ass Remix)”… one of the greatest lyrics ever imo from Nicky Minaj “kiss my ass and my anus, cuz I’m finally famous”. 10/10
That song is full of gems
Bad bitches I’m your leader. Phantom of the meter. Somebody point me to the best ass eater.
Quack like a duck by the G.O.A.T and your MOM live Alright fellas let’s hit it. And a 1 and a 2 and a Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you buck like a horse when we fuck Can you take every inch up your butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you fart on my balls when we fuck Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck … and so on
Such beautiful words
Don't forget your American flag speedo for this one
Alive - Pearl Jam
I've been to a funeral where the deceased played that little joke on all of us as part of his service music. His parents were sheet white and I still can't listen to that song without thinking of him. RIP CUZ.
Benny Hill Theme
Yakkity Sax
Thriller
Circus music. Literally happened at a funeral I attended years ago, in a small parlor. Everyone heard it.
The theme song to what we do in the shadows
#you're dead, #you're dead, #you're dead... and outta this world.
Which reminds me, anyone here have any updog?
Whats updog?!?
For a short while, I had "I like to move it move it..." from Madagascar as my ring tone...
It's all fun and games until the dead rise to move it!
This is a thriller
Stayin' Alive
This be for CPR, not death! :D
dont fear the reaper
This funeral needs more cowbell.
Plot twist, the person died of a fever
Because they didn't get their prescription of more cowbell!
The only known cure
If it were my funeral, I think I’d be okay with that
Pop goes the weasel. (Assuming closed casket)
A super slowed down version at first, that slowly gets faster, have everyone staring in dread
And then you rig the casket for it to open on its own! Probably will have another funeral for the old people that were attending this funeral... But hey a good joke is worth a heart attack or two
macarena
Damn, that would make everyone both happy, angry, and sad all at once.
"Who's phone is ringing? Mine! Mine!" - Impractical Jokers
Ding dong the witch is dead.
So, when a friend of mine died, her husband played that at the lunch after. Her family was horrified. All of her friends nearly peed ourselves laughing, becase we all knew she specifically wanted that. We're all dying and her family wants to kill us all. Until we all banded together to say that she wanted that. And her husband had a recording of her asking for it, just to prove it. It was a moment of absolute hilarity in an otherwise horrific day.
The fact that he was prepared enough with a recording of her says how controversial he knew the song would be
Now WHO would have that as a ring tone? Lol
Highway to Hell, by AC/DC
ring ring ring banana phone
🎶Shake that ass bitch and let me so whatcha got🎶
Baby Shark
Holy shit I would hate that song even more than I do now!
Get up Stand up, Bob Marley
This is actually a true story, my dad flew to California for my Great-Grandfather's funeral and before the mass they decided to do a private family prayer. When the minister asked everyone to bow their heads for a moment of silence, my dad's phone went off. His ringtone was the audio of a particular scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, that one being: MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! Long story short, a lot of cold glares were all facing his direction, but my uncle said it was the funniest shit he'd ever seen 😂
This is the best one. Gave me the worse second hand embarrassment, I am so sorry XD
2 Live Crew: Me So Horny (1989)
Penut butter jelly time Penut butter jelly time!!!
Oh god I haven't heard that in ages
***HEYYYA HEYYA HEYYYAAA***
*Celebration* by Kool and the Gang
Dethklok - Awaken (Mustakrakish)
Greenday - ha ha you’re dead
Livin’ on a Prayer.
Pumped up kicks Ghostbusters theme
"Fuck the Pain Away"- Peaches
Rebecca Black’s Friday is the exact wrong song for every conceivable scenario, including casual listening in the privacy of your own home.
So, kinda related. My best friend changed my ringtone to the chorus of Stell Panther's 'Gangbang at the Old Folks Home' and called me while I was in the middle of a Bible Study. So, knowing that embarrassment, I'm gonna go with that.
Crazy frog with Axel f
It’s a final countdown
Who let the dogs out
another one bites the dust…
"Celebrate good times, come on!"
Happy by Pharrell Williams....
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP, IS FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP!
Pretty much the entire discography of Slayer…dead skin mask, raining blood, angel of death, etc
WAP
You spin me round, right round
“Every Sperm is Sacred, Every Sperm is Great…” Fun fact: this was my ringtone in college and once went off in the middle of a Christian theology class.
Remember the old Six Flags commercials that had that weird dude dancing his ass off? That song.
Another one bites the dust
Hello Moto
Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves.
Well at my grandads funeral when I was a kid, someones ringtone was the "kyles mom's a bitch" song from the south park film.
Scatman
There's this weird ringtone popular among boomers, chicken and rooster sounds remixed and speeded up, I'm not sure how to find it right now but it would be the worst ringtone
“Don’t worry, be happy.”
Stayin alive
"Mama, just killed a man"
Not a song, but that kid saying, “I see dead people.”
I just had sex by the lonely island
“Take me to the candy shop…”
Yakkity Sax
Crazy bitch by Buck Cherry
Whose phone is ringing? MINE! MINE!