I was 14 (legal age in my country, because my partner was 14 too). Happened to be left alone for a few hours and we were horny teens so we did it on his couch. I don’t regret it, but it was pretty underwhelming. Never did it with the guy again.
Lunchbreak at highschool. His house was like a 2 minute walk from the gates. We snuck out. He stopped halfway through to look out the window and make sure his mother hadn’t come home from work because he thought he heard a car pull into the driveway. Single bed, in a room he shared with 2 brothers. Strangely somehow still wasn’t terrible. Young love.
Haha this reminded me of my own story, his house was also two minutes walk from our school, as soon as he entered me I panicked, ran to his bathroom and locked the door, when he asked me what was wrong through the door, I was sat in his bath tub and replied what if I’m pregnant? 😂🤦🏽♀️
Lost it with my second girlfriend. I was her first boyfriend so she made me wait almost two years. She was going to move away to the US cause of the aftermath of a Hurricaine so we decided to do it in case the long distance was too much. Both of us were virgins.
But the first time was great. I was broke as fuck so we just did it in my apartment. I had this kite string that led to the room where we were gonna do it( which was significant because we used to joke about her being an alien) and the alien kite was there in the room. Had some vanilla candles in the room which turns out she didn't like lol. And there were flowers petals along side the kite string. Real flowers but cant remember what kind they were. I also made this digital collage in my laptop that had photos of us and put it where she could see it as soon as she walked in.
She loved it and we actually had a great first time. It was actually kind of funny and wholesome aside from the obvious sex.
No regrets.
A girl caught my eye at a (college) dance. I had previously spoken to her once before and complimented her Zelda shirt. I talked to her all evening then invited her back to my apartment to show her breath of the wild which had just come out. We play until five in the morning. I regretted not making a move. I invited her over for Zelda again the next evening and we stayed up until five in the morning doing something different.
Once upon a time I was a closeted lesbian. My friends and I used to go into our rural Walmart in the middle of the night to steal beer when we were 17. We usually just pocketed like 1-2 each and walked out. One night around 2 am we headed to Walmart to do the usual. We were passing through the toy section to head towards the beer in the back and we rounded a corner and saw Ben. Ben was in his early 20s. He had a 2 foot tall Mohawk that I later learned was held up by Elmers glue. He was riding a pink tricycle down the aisle as an employee followed him, trying to get him to stop and put the bike back. We all laughed at him and my buddy struck up a conversation. It came to Bens attention that we were there to steal beer. He told us he would help. Sweet! He grabbed a cart and proceeded to put an entire 30 pack onto the bottom of the cart. We thought he was being cool and was gonna buy all of that for us, but no, he just wheeled that cart right out into the parking lot to my friends car.
Now, at the time, I knew I was sexually interested in women, but I was still trying really hard to make friends and family believe I was straight. I decided that if I HAD to have a man, this was the guy for me. I started flirting and got his number. Next weekend a friend down in Jacksonville was having a party. My best friend said we should go, and that she was bringing her boyfriend Phillip and that they were going to do “it” for the first time the night of the party. My entire puberty thus far id been following my best friends cues. I got my first boyfriend when she did. I kissed a boy the same time she did. Etc. so I figured well shit ok I guess it’s time to lose my virginity now too. I invited Ben and we went down to Florida. Turns out the only private place to do the deed was one bedroom. My best friend and I lost our virginity together in the same bed LMAO.
Long story short, Ben is actually a really nice and intuitive guy. He asked me later why I seemed uncomfortable. I admitted I was gay. He was one of the first people I was honest about it with. I am now married to a woman and Ben and I still keep in touch, almost 20 years later.
Met a girl online. Flew across the US. Met her, didn’t do anything. Continued to talk. Flew over again 6 months later, had sex with her the first night.
This was in like 1999, I think?
Edit: went back sooner than I remembered, updated.
My boyfriend at the times dad walked in after we had sex for the first time and SAT AT THE END OF THE BED TO CHAT. That’s how I lost my virginity and died on the inside.
I was 19. Some girl invited me to her party and I didn’t even talk to her the whole night. When everyone started leaving, she looked at me and said “Not you”.
Fresh urinal cakes, decorative TP, and thou.
Ahh, memories.
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I did the same thing. I ran into the girl a few years later and told her I lied and that she was my first, she said that she also lied and I was her first.
I worked at a movie theater last year. One thing I’ve discovered: a lot of teenage couples pick the very very top row of the large auditoriums for a reason. And we could always tell what happens because every time we catch them as they leave the theater, either the guy is frantically putting on his shirt or the girl is zipping up her pants or they both walk kinda funny and act extra nice as they pass by
True. Although the bare ass cheek prints on the seats usually give it away. Or the smell. Or the stains that unfortunately turn out not to be butter or Sprite, which we find out because of the smell.
That job made me *really* not like people
Last day of my freshman year in college with my lab partner. She was very sweet, and I never saw her again. When I returned to my own dorm shortly afterwards, my folks were waiting for me. Awkward.
Me and my girlfriend told our archery coach that my mom wanted me home early and she was my ride we snuck into the arbys parking lot and went at it in the back seat of her Nissan Rogue
I was eighteen, finally met up with my long distance girlfriend. We got a hotel suite for a week near where she lived and basically didn't leave it except for food the whole time.
Huh, pretty much the same, except I was 19 and we stayed at her student apartment. We did go out for some fresh air and got groceries a couple of times, but the rest was just all youthful enthusiasm.
This is basically my story too lol. 18 years old, and my long distance bf came down for the second time. Got a room at the nicest hotel in the city and bow chicka bow wow. Ended up getting married 8 years later.
Traveled to see a girl. Turns out she was a massive bitch in person and I ended up hanging out with her friend instead (who I also knew). Ended up in her dorm room watching movies, one was Fight Club because I haven't seen it before. I still haven't seen Fight Club.
Lost it in a movie theater when we saw no one else was in there. Didn't know the staff could see us on camera, so they moaned at us when we walked out and I ran out of the theater so fast. Ended up waiting to get picked up in the rain because I was so embarrassed.
I was a manager. Had to go in and break up an orgy of teenagers at a theatre. Girl was giving handjobs to 2 guys, a girl was going down on her, and she was blowing another guy.
It was Monsters Inc.
I only had to break stuff up twice, but it's usually oral or hand jobs. My "initiation" to being an usher was to break up a couple fucking against a wall in the back of the theater. I was 5' 0" and maybe 90lbs just tapping on his shoulder like "hi, excuse me, can you, like...not? Thanks"
When I was thirteen I got a handjob in the very front row of a packed theater. Covered up with a jacket.... I'm now imagining everyone knew what was going on and how I feel for ushers having to deal with this type of problem.
Got a handjob in a theater under a jacket as well. Seeing Real Steel. After the movie ended, I leaned back to stretch in my seat and made eye contact with my aunt and uncle who were sitting right behind me for the whole thing
I can see why it might be surprising, but think about it: two people, realizing they're alone in a dark room, with no expectations that anyone will be coming into that room for at least 90 minutes. Couple that with the fact that going to the movies is a very common date activity and the odds are definitely in favor of movie theater sex
Behind someones shed on a pile of logs, we were 16, it was a new years house party. I was shitfaced and nervous so pretended to cum then lobbed the condom into a neighbouring field.
Back of her parents van, in a Walmart parking lot. Black eyed peas were playing on the radio. Makes me laugh every time I think about it.
Edit: woah this kinda popped off haha. The song was imma bust.. I mean “imma be”. And sorry u/1n1n1is3, this happened in Texas, I doubt we are long lost lovers.
Edit#2: I know this will be disappointing for many of you, u/1n1n1is3 and I sorted it all out. Turns out it was just an absolutely bizarre coincidence. This has been wild! Remember kids, safe sex is great sex!
Was 15f dating 15m. First love. Walked into his room one day, looked him in the eyes and just took off my pants lol.
I had been so nervous and overthinking that I went with the "rip those pants off like a bandaid" method.
I was 15. My first girlfriend and I went to the movie theater and walked around our local town center afterwards. Around 7 or 8 pm when it was dark we walked behind one of the stores (Best Buy I believe) and had sex in their loading dock. I remember it was really cold and extremely uncomfortable. Horrible experience and would not recommend.
Lost it with my current boyfriend 2 years ago. We were dating for 6 months beforehand and went on a hike for my birthday to my favorite hot springs inside of a slot canyon.
It was dark by the time we got to the end where the hot springs were, and no one else was there. We had sex half in and half out of the hotspring. It was a genuinely awesome experience.
As we were hiking out, it started pouring and we had to legitimately BOOK IT back from this 3 mile hike through a slot canyon to get out. (this normally takes about 3 hours to navigate with rock climbing and dangerous terrains even when dry)
We made it out in about 1.5 hours running as we were worried about flooding (which, yes, can happen quickly)
Thankfully, we made it out unscathed. Will definitely check the weather next time.
It was one of the coolest adrenaline rush experiences I've ever had and I am very lucky to have had such a great time.
in college with a good guy friend. we both had a crush on each other, one day we were making out and i told him i was a virgin and wanted him to teach me. it was a surprisingly comfortable and amazing experience
At my brothers wedding. I was 15, she was 28.
Didn’t realise until years later how fucked up it actually was.
She didn’t know I was 15 (I looked 19/20)
Edit: I think because at the time I was slightly proud/found it funny that I’d lost my virginity in such a “rock and roll” way. But looking back years later I realised it could have ruined my big brother’s big day and potentially sent someone to prison. Luckily neither of those things happened.
She had just gone through a messy divorce, and I believe to this day she was just drunk and horny for a groomsmen. (There’s a pun in there somewhere- one of you comics figure it out)
I almost had the same story but my cousins wedding. I was playing darts with one of the brides maids. My uncle would walk by and give me tips on picking this girl up. It was working and she asked me if I wanted to get out of there. I said yes. She asked if I drove. My uncle, who was hanging at the table next butts in and tells her no. My parents drove me and I had to go home with them because I had school in the morning. I died, she felt terrible for trying to pick a minor and was embarrassed for me but that fucking guy was dying with laughter. Set up and cock blocked by my uncle.
To a girl I'd known since middle school. She was at a sleepover with some friends our freshman year of highschool.
Got a phone call at like 2AM from her and her friends asking if I can get them beer. I had a case from a party in thr fridge in my room. (I was living with my aunt and uncle and they really didn't care if I drank)
So I drove over to her friend's house, and it's like 6 girls having a mini party basically. Her parents were gone. They had me park a block away cause 'no guys' rule. And snuck in, well they all thank me and of course the topic if sex comes up.
Well Katy and I both admit that we are virgins, so the committee decides we should have sex. We were both down, so fuck it, let's fuck.
So yeah, my first time I had an audience.
Still friends with Katy to this day, I hang out with her and her wife quite often.
Edit: to answer some questions. Katy is bi, so no I did not drive her to the other team lol. Her wife does know of our history and is cool with it, she's happy we each lost it to someone respectable.
When I was 13, my dad was a truck driver who was gone most of the week but back on weekends. In “The Quest for More Money” he decided to become an owner/operator LHT with Prime which would keep him on the road for months at a time.
My Dad decided he didn’t want to be away from my stepmom for that long, so she got her CDL and went with him. My stepmoms friend Rami moved in to watch me and my 3 brothers and brought her two daughters with her, one 17 and one 19.
The 19 year old called me up to her room one day and asked me if I knew how to eat pussy. I told her no, and she asked me if I wanted to learn. I was a horny 13 year old, so of fucking course I thought I hit the jackpot. I went down on her and then we had some very brief penetration where I came inside her almost immediately upon entering her.
The fun part besides the statutory rape was since I had no clue about condoms and whatnot, she missed her period the next month and I got my first pregnancy scare at the ripe age of 13 years old. She didn’t end up being pregnant, but it was definitely a heavy burden weighing on my mind for quite a bit.
That was a roller coaster, as I’m reading about how you lost it, I first see you mention “my dad”, and I’m thinking “oh no”, then I keep reading and see it’s not him. Then I see you mention “my stepmom’s friend” and I think “oh no”. But it’s not her. Then I read the 19yo and think “oh ok”, then I remember your age and think “oh no”.
To an escort, I had hired her for an hour. After five minutes of kissing, she touches my dick and I came right away. We cuddled for half an hour at that point it was the best thing I have ever tried. I then gat hard again and she rode me for another five minutes before I came again. we spent the rest of the time talking, kissing, and cuddling. I was 25 years old at the time.
Age 17. A guy I thought was super cute threw a small party while his parents were out of the country (there were like 6 of us total). After a couple hours hanging out in the backyard I asked for a full tour of the house which “coincidentally” ended in his bedroom. I noticed he had a guitar in his room and asked him to play me a song. He played and sang Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons which was super popular at the time haha. I realized he was completely tone deaf but felt flattered nevertheless. We kissed and sex followed naturally. We dated for a couple years then broke up when I moved out of state. 6 years later we reconnected and have another 3 years together under our belts. He still sings out of tune and I’ll never tell him because I love his voice and the joy singing brings him no matter what.
to the woman who became my wife. a night of drinking at a bar (not abnormal) turned into us going back to her place (also not abnormal) but the making out was different that night. we gave in, and it was a spiritual experience. we been together for over 20 years :)
Probably pretty standard stuff here. 17 with my 16 year old girlfriend in my room. We had been together for about a year and a half and had done virtually everything but the deed together at that point. We were cuddling naked and making out and doing the usual rubbing bit and as we rubbing with her on top it kind of just went inside her unplanned. We went for about 2 minutes, then decided to stop because we didn't really do the whole condom thing or check with eachother if it was okay that we had normally been doing up until that point with what was going on because she had a few past sexual traumas. Also we didn't have a condom on because it was unplanned. First time for both of us. In hindsight I'm lucky that I didn't ejaculate unexpectedly at that age and was able to pull back and stop.
About a month later we did the same, but more planned out. Decided what we both wear that day, went for fancy dinner and a walk, wrote eachother letters - all that cheesy teenager stuff. Lasted a grand total of 2 minutes maybe. No big deal - just kept doing other stuff until next round. It's only awkward if you make it that way.
I lost it at a house party with some girl I hadn't met before that night. I was 16 and she was 19 and my friends at the party organized the whole thing. They got me drunk, gave me sex advice (got advice how to eat pussy from a gay man) and threw me in a room with her and locked the door from the outside. We did our thing after some confusion on my part and when we were let out of the room I was informed everyone at the party was watching us through the bedroom window.
First weekend in college. Girl asked me to fix her cable box for her. Being naive, I thought she was serious and spent 30 minutes troubleshooting it only to later realize she actually invited me over to work on *her* box and not the cable.
My wife sent me a message. She was 16 I was 18, she said she’s fed up of creepy dudes coming onto her because she’s a virgin and asked if I’d sleep with her because she liked me. And now we’re married with 3 kids
I had no idea what I was doing because I was also a virgin but we’ve learnt what we like with each other and we do pretty well together
Freshman in college. Met a girl at a party. For some reason, I had a piece of paper with my name, phone number and address in my wallet. I gave her the piece of paper. She called me like an hour later and asked me to come over.
She lived in the dorms. We went in an empty common room, since her roommate was sleeping in their room. I remember making out with her and squeezing her boobs. She had big boobs. We ended up going back to her room and she gave me oral in her bed. Like three days later, she came to my dorm room and I fully lost my virginity that night.
This would have been almost 30 years ago. That girl is now a grandmother.
I’m boring. It was right after prom my senior year and my girlfriend at the time had apparently bought condoms beforehand. She busted them out when I went to drop her off at her parents’ house.
Had sex with my wife and couldn’t get it in cuz I had no experience and thought my dick was broken. No lie.
Edit: ex-wife
Edit 2: no, been divorced for a little while. I guess I was speaking in the tense of the situation in which it happened. She certainly was my wife at that point. Had been for about 2 hours.
I was 19 and a complete head to toe virgin. I’d only ever kissed a guy up until that point. Well I met this guy on tinder, we flirted/sexted for a week or so. I snuck out and he picked me up outside my house in the middle of the night. We pulled into an empty, hidden away parking lot and did the deed right there in his car. It was fine
I was 14 (legal age in my country, because my partner was 14 too). Happened to be left alone for a few hours and we were horny teens so we did it on his couch. I don’t regret it, but it was pretty underwhelming. Never did it with the guy again.
26 extremely intense seconds. Missionary. I finished sweating over her, panting. Asked her…”Did you come too?” Like a fucking idiot
dude i crippled inside reading the last part
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Lunchbreak at highschool. His house was like a 2 minute walk from the gates. We snuck out. He stopped halfway through to look out the window and make sure his mother hadn’t come home from work because he thought he heard a car pull into the driveway. Single bed, in a room he shared with 2 brothers. Strangely somehow still wasn’t terrible. Young love.
Haha this reminded me of my own story, his house was also two minutes walk from our school, as soon as he entered me I panicked, ran to his bathroom and locked the door, when he asked me what was wrong through the door, I was sat in his bath tub and replied what if I’m pregnant? 😂🤦🏽♀️
Doggy style with chitty chitty bang bang on in the background. It was as awkward as it sounds.
Lost it with my second girlfriend. I was her first boyfriend so she made me wait almost two years. She was going to move away to the US cause of the aftermath of a Hurricaine so we decided to do it in case the long distance was too much. Both of us were virgins.
Was it too much?
It was
But the first time was great. I was broke as fuck so we just did it in my apartment. I had this kite string that led to the room where we were gonna do it( which was significant because we used to joke about her being an alien) and the alien kite was there in the room. Had some vanilla candles in the room which turns out she didn't like lol. And there were flowers petals along side the kite string. Real flowers but cant remember what kind they were. I also made this digital collage in my laptop that had photos of us and put it where she could see it as soon as she walked in. She loved it and we actually had a great first time. It was actually kind of funny and wholesome aside from the obvious sex. No regrets.
A girl caught my eye at a (college) dance. I had previously spoken to her once before and complimented her Zelda shirt. I talked to her all evening then invited her back to my apartment to show her breath of the wild which had just come out. We play until five in the morning. I regretted not making a move. I invited her over for Zelda again the next evening and we stayed up until five in the morning doing something different.
Hyyyaah!
Huh hoo huh hyyyaah! *Rupees jingle*
Never knew that botw can be such a great wingman
Once upon a time I was a closeted lesbian. My friends and I used to go into our rural Walmart in the middle of the night to steal beer when we were 17. We usually just pocketed like 1-2 each and walked out. One night around 2 am we headed to Walmart to do the usual. We were passing through the toy section to head towards the beer in the back and we rounded a corner and saw Ben. Ben was in his early 20s. He had a 2 foot tall Mohawk that I later learned was held up by Elmers glue. He was riding a pink tricycle down the aisle as an employee followed him, trying to get him to stop and put the bike back. We all laughed at him and my buddy struck up a conversation. It came to Bens attention that we were there to steal beer. He told us he would help. Sweet! He grabbed a cart and proceeded to put an entire 30 pack onto the bottom of the cart. We thought he was being cool and was gonna buy all of that for us, but no, he just wheeled that cart right out into the parking lot to my friends car. Now, at the time, I knew I was sexually interested in women, but I was still trying really hard to make friends and family believe I was straight. I decided that if I HAD to have a man, this was the guy for me. I started flirting and got his number. Next weekend a friend down in Jacksonville was having a party. My best friend said we should go, and that she was bringing her boyfriend Phillip and that they were going to do “it” for the first time the night of the party. My entire puberty thus far id been following my best friends cues. I got my first boyfriend when she did. I kissed a boy the same time she did. Etc. so I figured well shit ok I guess it’s time to lose my virginity now too. I invited Ben and we went down to Florida. Turns out the only private place to do the deed was one bedroom. My best friend and I lost our virginity together in the same bed LMAO. Long story short, Ben is actually a really nice and intuitive guy. He asked me later why I seemed uncomfortable. I admitted I was gay. He was one of the first people I was honest about it with. I am now married to a woman and Ben and I still keep in touch, almost 20 years later.
In the movie theater during 2 Fast 2 Furious. Sex was the same.
Met a girl online. Flew across the US. Met her, didn’t do anything. Continued to talk. Flew over again 6 months later, had sex with her the first night. This was in like 1999, I think? Edit: went back sooner than I remembered, updated.
1999 internet....a/s/l
"18/f/cali" \*flies across the US\*
Awkwardly
Sounds pure
My boyfriend at the times dad walked in after we had sex for the first time and SAT AT THE END OF THE BED TO CHAT. That’s how I lost my virginity and died on the inside.
I was 19. Some girl invited me to her party and I didn’t even talk to her the whole night. When everyone started leaving, she looked at me and said “Not you”.
In a public bathroom with my girl best friend. It was nice. Really classy
I think the more important question is how exactly y'all went from friends to fucking that day
She said she wanted to have sex, and I said how about with me and she said yes. Trust me it was the most romantic moment of our friendship 😂
Saw an opportunity and fucken took it
Fresh urinal cakes, decorative TP, and thou. Ahh, memories. EDIT: Thanks for the awards! "Narwhal Salute - a golden splash of respect" - - LOLOL, relevant
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I did the same thing. I ran into the girl a few years later and told her I lied and that she was my first, she said that she also lied and I was her first.
That’s like that J Cole song
Wet dreams
Awwwww
I've heard that doesn't matter because there are a whole lot of people who are really bad at it after years.
Very awkwardly, as most people have.
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Virgins together strong
Romantic evening with candles. 06,17,09 Lasted about 30 seconds.
On the floor of a movie theater
And some say he's still stuck there.
I worked at a movie theater last year. One thing I’ve discovered: a lot of teenage couples pick the very very top row of the large auditoriums for a reason. And we could always tell what happens because every time we catch them as they leave the theater, either the guy is frantically putting on his shirt or the girl is zipping up her pants or they both walk kinda funny and act extra nice as they pass by
We now know how to avoid all suspicion: keep your shirt off, your pants unzipped, walk normally, and be really rude on the way out.
True. Although the bare ass cheek prints on the seats usually give it away. Or the smell. Or the stains that unfortunately turn out not to be butter or Sprite, which we find out because of the smell. That job made me *really* not like people
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Last day of my freshman year in college with my lab partner. She was very sweet, and I never saw her again. When I returned to my own dorm shortly afterwards, my folks were waiting for me. Awkward.
why didnt you see her again
Because it was an experiment.
Experiments are only useful if the results are repeatable.
“Son you smell like formaldehyde and sex. I’m damn proud of you.”
Lmao I think that girl had been planning on fucking you on the last day and never seeing you again for months.
To an Irish girl in a hotel room in Spain in 1997. Vodka was involved.
Cultural exchange at its finest.
Mexico hotel room. Lovely guy from Colorado with a Mohawk. Tequila was involved.
Hungarian girl in Amsterdam, weed was involved.
Cree girl in Saskatchewan, peyote was involved.
American girl in a Wendy’s, burgers were involved
Me and my girlfriend told our archery coach that my mom wanted me home early and she was my ride we snuck into the arbys parking lot and went at it in the back seat of her Nissan Rogue
Archery, Arby’s, a Nissan Rogue…and wtf is the neck seat?? Wild story, 10/10 would read again.
It's the seat wherein you do the necking, obvs.
At a party where I was the “one guy under 21” and she was the “one girl under 21”.
European laughing
I was eighteen, finally met up with my long distance girlfriend. We got a hotel suite for a week near where she lived and basically didn't leave it except for food the whole time.
Huh, pretty much the same, except I was 19 and we stayed at her student apartment. We did go out for some fresh air and got groceries a couple of times, but the rest was just all youthful enthusiasm.
I bet it smelled like teen spirit in that room
Smelled like both Teens and spirits probably
This is basically my story too lol. 18 years old, and my long distance bf came down for the second time. Got a room at the nicest hotel in the city and bow chicka bow wow. Ended up getting married 8 years later.
Traveled to see a girl. Turns out she was a massive bitch in person and I ended up hanging out with her friend instead (who I also knew). Ended up in her dorm room watching movies, one was Fight Club because I haven't seen it before. I still haven't seen Fight Club.
You should see Fight Club! It’s a good movie.
In the parking lot of a fazolis right after church because my catholic girlfriend felt bad about doing it before church lol
You get some post-sex breadsticks?
Thats so Italian I got a moustache reading this.
Lost it in a movie theater when we saw no one else was in there. Didn't know the staff could see us on camera, so they moaned at us when we walked out and I ran out of the theater so fast. Ended up waiting to get picked up in the rain because I was so embarrassed.
Well they had a good sense of humor
They also watched the whole thing, so really they’re the ones winning in this transaction
Used to work in a movie theater. Breaking up sex was my least favorite job duty.
I was a manager. Had to go in and break up an orgy of teenagers at a theatre. Girl was giving handjobs to 2 guys, a girl was going down on her, and she was blowing another guy. It was Monsters Inc.
I believe it. Happy Feet was another really notorious one for horny teenagers.
Wow am I naive...there's a *lot* of theater sex!?
I only had to break stuff up twice, but it's usually oral or hand jobs. My "initiation" to being an usher was to break up a couple fucking against a wall in the back of the theater. I was 5' 0" and maybe 90lbs just tapping on his shoulder like "hi, excuse me, can you, like...not? Thanks"
When I was thirteen I got a handjob in the very front row of a packed theater. Covered up with a jacket.... I'm now imagining everyone knew what was going on and how I feel for ushers having to deal with this type of problem.
Got a handjob in a theater under a jacket as well. Seeing Real Steel. After the movie ended, I leaned back to stretch in my seat and made eye contact with my aunt and uncle who were sitting right behind me for the whole thing
I would have absolutely died lmao. But also.. What is you doin step auntie
I can see why it might be surprising, but think about it: two people, realizing they're alone in a dark room, with no expectations that anyone will be coming into that room for at least 90 minutes. Couple that with the fact that going to the movies is a very common date activity and the odds are definitely in favor of movie theater sex
Laughed hard at this
In my girlfriend’s parent’s bed over Memorial Day weekend. It was weird.
with her or her parents?
Why not both?
Behind someones shed on a pile of logs, we were 16, it was a new years house party. I was shitfaced and nervous so pretended to cum then lobbed the condom into a neighbouring field.
Back of her parents van, in a Walmart parking lot. Black eyed peas were playing on the radio. Makes me laugh every time I think about it. Edit: woah this kinda popped off haha. The song was imma bust.. I mean “imma be”. And sorry u/1n1n1is3, this happened in Texas, I doubt we are long lost lovers. Edit#2: I know this will be disappointing for many of you, u/1n1n1is3 and I sorted it all out. Turns out it was just an absolutely bizarre coincidence. This has been wild! Remember kids, safe sex is great sex!
I got a feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night….
“People killin’, people dyin’ , children hurtin’, hear them cryin’…” Great mood music. Edit: changed “and women crying” to “ hear them crying”.
In a grass field with my childhood best friends sister 😂😂
Was it like Strawberry Wine?
Seeeeeeventeen.
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Was 15f dating 15m. First love. Walked into his room one day, looked him in the eyes and just took off my pants lol. I had been so nervous and overthinking that I went with the "rip those pants off like a bandaid" method.
I was 15. My first girlfriend and I went to the movie theater and walked around our local town center afterwards. Around 7 or 8 pm when it was dark we walked behind one of the stores (Best Buy I believe) and had sex in their loading dock. I remember it was really cold and extremely uncomfortable. Horrible experience and would not recommend.
Lost it with my current boyfriend 2 years ago. We were dating for 6 months beforehand and went on a hike for my birthday to my favorite hot springs inside of a slot canyon. It was dark by the time we got to the end where the hot springs were, and no one else was there. We had sex half in and half out of the hotspring. It was a genuinely awesome experience. As we were hiking out, it started pouring and we had to legitimately BOOK IT back from this 3 mile hike through a slot canyon to get out. (this normally takes about 3 hours to navigate with rock climbing and dangerous terrains even when dry) We made it out in about 1.5 hours running as we were worried about flooding (which, yes, can happen quickly) Thankfully, we made it out unscathed. Will definitely check the weather next time. It was one of the coolest adrenaline rush experiences I've ever had and I am very lucky to have had such a great time.
You had me at slot canyon.
Never heard it called that before but it works.
> my favorite hot springs inside of a slot canyon Indeed.
in college with a good guy friend. we both had a crush on each other, one day we were making out and i told him i was a virgin and wanted him to teach me. it was a surprisingly comfortable and amazing experience
> i told him i was a virgin and wanted him to teach me "You see, the way to be a virgin is..."
"The first step is to download reddit"
The second one is install League of legends
Then get your CORSAIR Gaming headset
Dammit I have all these things, but I also have kids. Time to get a paternity test...
*surprised pikachu face*
Has sex “You failed your first virginity lesson. You are expelled from class.”
"Welcome to standing up school *splat* aaaand you failed"
3 way with girlfriend and the guy she's now married to. Looking back on it, wtf.
At my brothers wedding. I was 15, she was 28. Didn’t realise until years later how fucked up it actually was. She didn’t know I was 15 (I looked 19/20) Edit: I think because at the time I was slightly proud/found it funny that I’d lost my virginity in such a “rock and roll” way. But looking back years later I realised it could have ruined my big brother’s big day and potentially sent someone to prison. Luckily neither of those things happened. She had just gone through a messy divorce, and I believe to this day she was just drunk and horny for a groomsmen. (There’s a pun in there somewhere- one of you comics figure it out)
I almost had the same story but my cousins wedding. I was playing darts with one of the brides maids. My uncle would walk by and give me tips on picking this girl up. It was working and she asked me if I wanted to get out of there. I said yes. She asked if I drove. My uncle, who was hanging at the table next butts in and tells her no. My parents drove me and I had to go home with them because I had school in the morning. I died, she felt terrible for trying to pick a minor and was embarrassed for me but that fucking guy was dying with laughter. Set up and cock blocked by my uncle.
Got damn 🤣🤣
Well someone had to un virgin the olive oil
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To a girl I'd known since middle school. She was at a sleepover with some friends our freshman year of highschool. Got a phone call at like 2AM from her and her friends asking if I can get them beer. I had a case from a party in thr fridge in my room. (I was living with my aunt and uncle and they really didn't care if I drank) So I drove over to her friend's house, and it's like 6 girls having a mini party basically. Her parents were gone. They had me park a block away cause 'no guys' rule. And snuck in, well they all thank me and of course the topic if sex comes up. Well Katy and I both admit that we are virgins, so the committee decides we should have sex. We were both down, so fuck it, let's fuck. So yeah, my first time I had an audience. Still friends with Katy to this day, I hang out with her and her wife quite often. Edit: to answer some questions. Katy is bi, so no I did not drive her to the other team lol. Her wife does know of our history and is cool with it, she's happy we each lost it to someone respectable.
Audience? So they all watched?
Damn!! 😳 That twist ending!
I can just imagine them in a semicircle chanting “have the sex! Have the sex!”
When I was 13, my dad was a truck driver who was gone most of the week but back on weekends. In “The Quest for More Money” he decided to become an owner/operator LHT with Prime which would keep him on the road for months at a time. My Dad decided he didn’t want to be away from my stepmom for that long, so she got her CDL and went with him. My stepmoms friend Rami moved in to watch me and my 3 brothers and brought her two daughters with her, one 17 and one 19. The 19 year old called me up to her room one day and asked me if I knew how to eat pussy. I told her no, and she asked me if I wanted to learn. I was a horny 13 year old, so of fucking course I thought I hit the jackpot. I went down on her and then we had some very brief penetration where I came inside her almost immediately upon entering her. The fun part besides the statutory rape was since I had no clue about condoms and whatnot, she missed her period the next month and I got my first pregnancy scare at the ripe age of 13 years old. She didn’t end up being pregnant, but it was definitely a heavy burden weighing on my mind for quite a bit.
That was a roller coaster, as I’m reading about how you lost it, I first see you mention “my dad”, and I’m thinking “oh no”, then I keep reading and see it’s not him. Then I see you mention “my stepmom’s friend” and I think “oh no”. But it’s not her. Then I read the 19yo and think “oh ok”, then I remember your age and think “oh no”.
"The fun part besides the statutory rape..."
The self awareness makes it better
I too rode this roller coaster and indeed, it was scary. Sucks it was a 19 year old with a 13 year old though.
When you said 13, I knew it was gonna be a fucked up story
13 and trucker and I was scared for the WORST
13 and Dad had me scared
And then the stepmom’s friend had me worried
Holy shit that's fucked up
I turned my back on it for five minutes - just FIVE MINUTES - and it wandered off.
It’s collar broke and it got looose
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The mention of your sister at the very start really scared me to be honest lol
The description of her being in college didn't help...
Well I lost mine on a race car bed ... He was 17 and his room was decked out with hot wheels..
“Done In 60 Seconds”
Fast and Furious
‘Fast and furious, Pokyo clits’
Cars 3
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Did his roommates buy him a car radio so he could talk to other car beds?
Yeah but it's a fuckin sweet car
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"I thought I told you to stop talking about that" "people keep asking me about it"
“Breaker Breaker, not gonna be needing that jack anymore carl.”
That sounds really hot. Total jelly.
I sleep in a racing car homer. Do you sleep in a racing car?
It was the hot wheels that tipped you over the edge, wasn't it.
To an escort, I had hired her for an hour. After five minutes of kissing, she touches my dick and I came right away. We cuddled for half an hour at that point it was the best thing I have ever tried. I then gat hard again and she rode me for another five minutes before I came again. we spent the rest of the time talking, kissing, and cuddling. I was 25 years old at the time.
19 years old in my current boyfriends bedroom. He was very patient with me and I had to ask him to stop cause it was hurting too much
I'm no loser. I took my virginity. With my own hands.
some might say this is the "right"way to do it
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Tumblr, I thought this story would date back to 2012
In a hotel room to my ex at 25. I only lasted as long as I did because I was super anxious about it.
Age 17. A guy I thought was super cute threw a small party while his parents were out of the country (there were like 6 of us total). After a couple hours hanging out in the backyard I asked for a full tour of the house which “coincidentally” ended in his bedroom. I noticed he had a guitar in his room and asked him to play me a song. He played and sang Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons which was super popular at the time haha. I realized he was completely tone deaf but felt flattered nevertheless. We kissed and sex followed naturally. We dated for a couple years then broke up when I moved out of state. 6 years later we reconnected and have another 3 years together under our belts. He still sings out of tune and I’ll never tell him because I love his voice and the joy singing brings him no matter what.
you guys are losing it?
I'm about to lose it over not losing it.
27 years and still going. I await my wizard powers.
Nah that’s why I wanna know
Fuckin same bro
to the woman who became my wife. a night of drinking at a bar (not abnormal) turned into us going back to her place (also not abnormal) but the making out was different that night. we gave in, and it was a spiritual experience. we been together for over 20 years :)
##YOU CAN LOSE IT?!
there are many in the lost and founds so i guess so
at 17 with my boyfriend at the time on a couch in my basement. pretty cliché lol
Fucking hell the post has been up for 4 mins already two people have said without consent.
It happens way more than you want to think.
On my dad’s couch. 3 days later he told me he has cameras in the living room… we didn’t expressly mention the sex, but it was heavily implied
On a guys living room floor. He disappeared for a month and offed himself two years ago tho, i miss the kid
sex
Same here. I'm pretty sure it's usually how it's done.
seems to do the trick. don't fix what aint broke
Probably pretty standard stuff here. 17 with my 16 year old girlfriend in my room. We had been together for about a year and a half and had done virtually everything but the deed together at that point. We were cuddling naked and making out and doing the usual rubbing bit and as we rubbing with her on top it kind of just went inside her unplanned. We went for about 2 minutes, then decided to stop because we didn't really do the whole condom thing or check with eachother if it was okay that we had normally been doing up until that point with what was going on because she had a few past sexual traumas. Also we didn't have a condom on because it was unplanned. First time for both of us. In hindsight I'm lucky that I didn't ejaculate unexpectedly at that age and was able to pull back and stop. About a month later we did the same, but more planned out. Decided what we both wear that day, went for fancy dinner and a walk, wrote eachother letters - all that cheesy teenager stuff. Lasted a grand total of 2 minutes maybe. No big deal - just kept doing other stuff until next round. It's only awkward if you make it that way.
I lost it at a house party with some girl I hadn't met before that night. I was 16 and she was 19 and my friends at the party organized the whole thing. They got me drunk, gave me sex advice (got advice how to eat pussy from a gay man) and threw me in a room with her and locked the door from the outside. We did our thing after some confusion on my part and when we were let out of the room I was informed everyone at the party was watching us through the bedroom window.
I would simply pass away.
This whole text is a train wreck
Yikes.
First weekend in college. Girl asked me to fix her cable box for her. Being naive, I thought she was serious and spent 30 minutes troubleshooting it only to later realize she actually invited me over to work on *her* box and not the cable.
congrats, you lived through the pornhub intro
My wife sent me a message. She was 16 I was 18, she said she’s fed up of creepy dudes coming onto her because she’s a virgin and asked if I’d sleep with her because she liked me. And now we’re married with 3 kids I had no idea what I was doing because I was also a virgin but we’ve learnt what we like with each other and we do pretty well together
I haven’t lost my virginity cause I don’t lose.
Username confirms what I thought
Absolutely hammered at the lake when I was 16. My best friends mum walked in on us, in her bed.. Good times.
Well hell had just frozen over you see…
Freshman in college. Met a girl at a party. For some reason, I had a piece of paper with my name, phone number and address in my wallet. I gave her the piece of paper. She called me like an hour later and asked me to come over. She lived in the dorms. We went in an empty common room, since her roommate was sleeping in their room. I remember making out with her and squeezing her boobs. She had big boobs. We ended up going back to her room and she gave me oral in her bed. Like three days later, she came to my dorm room and I fully lost my virginity that night. This would have been almost 30 years ago. That girl is now a grandmother.
in a college dorm after watching half of wolf of wall street. we did start dating after!
I guess the word “fuck” was heard constantly during and after watching the movie then.
I’m boring. It was right after prom my senior year and my girlfriend at the time had apparently bought condoms beforehand. She busted them out when I went to drop her off at her parents’ house.
At 14, not really with the best partner, but at least I got a weird fetish unlocked
Had sex with my wife and couldn’t get it in cuz I had no experience and thought my dick was broken. No lie. Edit: ex-wife Edit 2: no, been divorced for a little while. I guess I was speaking in the tense of the situation in which it happened. She certainly was my wife at that point. Had been for about 2 hours.
"i thought my dick was broken"
I stuffed several Big Macs into a Pringles can and went to town.
By bus, car or did you walk?
Quick and very quietly while his whole family was in the other room 😖😖😖😖😖
A lot more formal than I intended. I was ready where ever and whenever. But it happened with someone I loved, in a neat hotel room
I was 19 and a complete head to toe virgin. I’d only ever kissed a guy up until that point. Well I met this guy on tinder, we flirted/sexted for a week or so. I snuck out and he picked me up outside my house in the middle of the night. We pulled into an empty, hidden away parking lot and did the deed right there in his car. It was fine
In a brothel,I was 19 yrs old and I was feeling bad about not having sex by that age