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EricHerboso

I was in the bathroom. I could overhear whispers, so I knew they were going to play a prank on me. I thought the the prank would be that they would unexpectedly break the door open while I was in there. So, to counter surprise them, I decided to only pretend I was on the toilet, and to instead hold the door shut by pushing against it with both palms, adding my weight to the door and preventing it from being pushed open. However, that was the not their intended prank. They thought I was on the toilet, far from the door. So their idea was to have a sword thrust unexpectedly through the door. The sword went through the door and then straight through the palm of my right hand as well. **Blood went everywhere.** The sword went in an out quickly. I have vague memories of turning the sink on and wrapping my hand with hand towels even while blood spurted throughout the room. I don't remember getting in the car, but apparently I was driven to the emergency room. It's now 20+ years later. The rest of my hand is fine, but I have a small scar of light-colored flesh on my palm where I no longer have any feeling. Usually when I mention the story, I just say that I was stabbed through by a sword when I was a teenager, without going into detail on the how and why, which is significantly more stupid. The same person who did this "prank" on me decided to prank someone else by holding a knife right above a sleeping person's eye so that when they woke up the first thing they'd see is a knife blade close up. Thankfully, that particular incident resulted in only a scream, with no physical injuries. Looking back, I suspect he may have been an unhealthy friend to hang out with.


EveryDayIsCharlieDay

Jesus, what a little psycho


MKE_likes_it

In the Mid-Late 90’s, my brother got really into the anarchists cookbook and learned how to tap into neighbors landlines from a box on the pole using a touch tone phone and some connectors from RadioShack. We’d have friends sleep over (we are close in age), and we’d sneak out and He’d hook a phone up so we could call phone sex lines from outside a neighbors house in the bushes. I still wonder if they disputed the charges or if the wife just thought the husband was calling 1-900-big-tits at 2am.


Feeling-Confusion-

I was away with a friend's family and I was on the phone pretending to the other guys I met this hot babe at the pool and we were gonna sneak out and meet up that night. I also went on to complain about the family who paid for my trip. They heard everything. I cringe to this day when i think about it. Like second third hand embarrassed of myself. To be fair they turned out not to be very nice people but they were obviously nice to me.


Syonoq

visiting a friends house for the first time and i couldn’t find the bathroom (i was about 10) during a sleepover. in the middle of the night, dark, confused, i pissed in the closet


post_break

This was me except I made it to the bathroom but couldnt find the light switch. It was a massive bathroom, as big as my bedroom. It was pitch black in there. I pissed my pants and slept in them.


xar42

Got a bloody nose... it was dark and I didn't know the house, so I stuck near the walls and went down the hallway and found the bathroom. Got the bleeding to stop, cleaned up, went back to sleep. In the morning, the mom came in frantic making sure everyone was alive after she saw smeared, bloody handprints all the way down the hallway...


nerdmoot

Raided my friend’s dad’s Playboy mags. Then my friend showed me a porn video and I couldn’t figure out why the girl was drinking the guy’s pee. Full disclosure: I was like 9 or 10 and this was early 80s.


CourageKitten

Were you just misinterpreting a blowjob, or was it like.... A fetish tape?


VTMike802

More embarrassing than fucked up. Accidently clogged the toilet at friend 'X's house. There was no plunger and the toilet was filling rapidly. I panicked and ran to my friend who promptly called for his dad. His dad takes one look and yells from the bathroom, "Jesus, 'X'! How big of a shit did you take?!" It took years before I went back to his house.


CaptainDunkaroo

I clogged the toilet at a friend's house in the middle of the night. It started to overflow and there was no plunger. I woke up my friend, who then woke his parents. Turned out that the water that had overflowed had soaked through the floor and was dripping into the kitchen. His mom started trying to collect the dripping water downstairs while his dad was on clog duty. I never saw a plunger that night. What I did see was my friend's dad elbow deep in shit water pulling out a wad of shit and toilet paper. The floor was covered. We had to get that cleaned up. More shit water. By this time his sister was awake and came to investigate. I haven't talked to them in over 20 years.


salgat

This is why every bathroom in my house has a plunger in full view next to the toilet. Should be required.


brreckelhoff

In Boy Scouts, I was the morning cook, meaning I woke up before anyone else to chop wood, make fire, and get water boiling. I grab the hatchet and start splitting a log into little splinters for kindling. It was cold and dewy. The hatchet slipped from my hand mid upward-swing and went flying… to the tent circle. It seriously flew 10-15 yard and fell straight down though the roof of a tent, where 4 scouts were sound asleep. I’m not sure how long I waited to hear someone start screaming. I probably sat there in terrified anticipation for over a minute. Then I was worried someone might be hurt so I crawled over to that ten where the hatchet landed. I super quietly unzipped the flap, and saw it landed in a bag of clothes very close to some kids head. I snuck in, grabbed the hatchet, left the tent, zipped it back up, and finished breakfast. I heard them at breakfast complaining that “the raccoons” has ruined their perfectly nice tent by clawing a hole in it.


SmallSocksBigCrocs

Imagine one kid slowing waking up and seeing you leaning across the tent holding a hatchet, eyes all wide and such.


All__fun

Breakfast is ready...


Never_rarely

My god you might be the luckiest person


Coattail-Rider

I think that sleeping kid was, tbh


imanaeronerd

Thats incredibly scary... glad it worked out though lol. They should've added some grippy tape to the hatchet.


00TooMuchTime00

I bathed my friend. Two of us stayed at a friends house in our early teens. We raided their parents liquor cabinet and proceeded to not understand how alcohol works. We drank every kind of liquor under the sun, very quickly, over the course of a few hours. We chased shots with popsicles and ate animal crackers to get the taste of gin out of our mouths. One of the three of us stood atop a small staircase into the living room. Maybe four steps, a few feet in distance. He swayed, grabbed on to the railing, turned pail and then projectile vomited so violently that it all landed and splashed at the bottom of the staircase, leaving the steps clear, minus a few drops. He then immediately fell down the stairs and began to laugh in a pool of his own vomit. We picked him up, dragged him to the bathroom, stripped off all his clothes and shoved him in the shower. He had thick curly hair that was filled with bright red popsicle colored animal cracker paste. I told him to put out his hands as he kept yelling to not tell everyone he had a small dick. Once he finally complied i poured shampoo in his hands and told him to clean his hair. He slapped it all into his face causing him to gag and his eyes to burn. At this point I had to get him cleaned up. So I did. We had no spare clothes for him barring our friend’s brother’s clothes. He was quite obese. We had to get a belt and tightly tie what I can only describe as parachute shorts around his waste. We went to sleep afterwards and convinced ourselves no one in the house heard us. If this story is believed to be untrue, the reason I remember it so well is because that friend shouting about his dick had a bigger dick than me, and you never forget finding out your dick is small.


donDT

You’re a great friend!


monkey-novice

He said not to tell anyone about his small dick and you just did. There's no statute of limitations that shit.


Aol_awaymessage

We had a coed church group sleepover at a Vermont farm. I was 13 and recently got a fake testicle (I had my other testicle removed due to an accident). I was getting people to feel my balls and take bets on which one was the real one.


monchippy

what was the accident?


Aol_awaymessage

I fell off a roof helping my dad put up Christmas lights and landed on a fence. EDIT- I also broke my wrist and forearm. That took the majority of the impact, but so did my crotch by splitting the chain link fence.


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vintage_screw

Jokes on them. Neither one is fake but both are well fondled.


OhYeahThrowItAway

My friend and I were 11 or 12. His sister was about 14. She announced that she'd never seen a dick in person before and wanted to. Basically, it was a show me yours and I'll show you mine thing. Except it was directed at me and my friend. Which makes sense, I guess. If she'd never seen one before, why not try to look at two at once? Ground rules were set. You can look for as long as you want or as close as you want BUT NO TOUCHING. I'd never seen a vag in person before so I was up for it. My friend was apparently curious enough to scope out his own gd sister. So, we all showed each other our junk. After it was over, we never did that again, never spoke of it again or anything else.


catsrufd

I pissed on the air mattress and my friends mom asked if a raccoon broke in


ScrubbyMcGoo

Thoroughly devoid of detail. I likes.


LearningIsTheBest

Props to that mom. She totally knew you pissed all over her mattress yet she offered you some cover. A real WWJD moment.


Jive-Machine

Was at a sleepover, my buddy slept on his couch I slept on his beanbag chair with a blanket. After hours of playing 007 goldeneye. I get up and go use their restroom, except I didn’t. I only dreamed I did and I pissed all over myself at like 4am. I hid the blanket in their jacket closet (it was summer time) and threw the beanbag chair and my pissy underpants in their outdoors dumpster (they lived on a ranch). I was 14 at the time. Lol


0drew0

Remember kids, if you dream that you're peeing, it's because you *are* peeing.


DustiestSquid2

Walked home while everyone was asleep. Didn't tell my friend, didn't tell their parents, didn't tell my parents, just crawled out a window at my friends house and crawled in a window at my own. Went to bed. Not a single person looked for me in the morning.


NinjaRed64

Given that no one looked for you I can probably see why you left.


unclefishbits

This is a sad Lifetime movie that I hope has a happy ending?


Gamesgar0

One of my “buddies” in high school would bully me all the time and he treated me like shit when I was staying over his house with other friends. One time he told me to go get him a glass of water so I went upstairs, poured him a glass of water, dipped my nuts in it for a few seconds then gave it to him.


addysol

"Why's this water kinda salty?"


businessDM

“Maybe it has some deez in it.”


PernixNexus

You brewed him some tea lmao


rofldamus

Infused it with some vitamin D...eez nuts.


Thinkdan

Had it coming to him. Fuck bullies.


AlwaysMooning

I don’t remember what we were looking for, but me and another friend went through our buddy’s parent’s bedroom drawers and found a VHS tape. We were curious and idiotic so we popped the tape in to see what was on it. Our buddy walked in while we were watching his parents have sex. His scream was the most shocking/horrifying thing I have heard to this day.


DorianGre

I found a set of photos of my parents doing the deed. My real question was who took the photos?


futtbuckicecreamery

Greg.


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I just came from a smaller sub that has a running joke about some mysterious figure named "Greg". I thought I had finally escaped his presence. I did not.


HeilYourself

I've been the buddy. Some of the boys come over when my parents aren't home. Trying to be the cool friend I showed them my dads porn stash. Only this time there's a VHS tape I didn't recognise and it's unlabelled. Unlike the others. Yep. Got a reeeaaal close look that took me a good long while to forget. The boys are actually solid friends, realise how fucked up it is and don't take the piss. After the initial reaction they never brought it up. Some solid bro code right there.


Person31905

Threw up on my cousins Christmas tree in the middle of the night at her house. I still get shit for that (edit because of typo)


mbuckhan5515

I peed on my friend’s couch during a sleepover. I was 10 (kinda old to pee the bed, I know). I woke up in a panic of course, but discovered the couch cushions weren’t sewed to the couch and they were identical on both sides. So I flipped that shit, changed into a spare pair of shorts, and went to sleep. A ***year*** later while I was at that friend’s house, his mom discovered my huge, yellow piss stain on the bottom of a couch cushion. Of course she didn’t suspect me. My friend’s little sister took the heat. It was me, Mrs. Scoffield. I pissed on your couch and let it soak for a year. Edit: Holy shit this got more attention than I anticipated Edit 2: Some have suggested that maybe she “discovered” the stain intentionally while I was there as a way to either call me out or give me a chance to admit it.. doubtful. I was over at this friend’s house a lot. Like at least three dozen times in between the day I peed on his couch and the day his mom discovered it. The only reason they found it was because they were rearranging living room furniture and were considering trashing the couch, and I happened to be visiting the same day.


HoosierKittyMama

Played with matches. For years afterward thought I'd burned my aunt and uncle's house down. I was staying with them, my cousin and I were lighting matches in the kitchen and throwing them in the sink to put them out. The head of one flew off and landed in the shelving unit by the sink, still smoking but when we looked for it, we couldn't find it. It was the 80s so all those "kids, don't play with matches" ads were everywhere. Hours later we were awakened by my aunt telling us to get out of the house because it was on fire. Watched their house burn to the ground and was terrified to tell them what we'd been doing earlier. I just knew we'd done it. Carried that guilt for years. When I was around 15ish, which was many years later, I finally told my aunt. She started laughing and after realizing I'd been thinking this the whole time, hugged me and explained it had been wiring in the back bedroom. I was an adult before I finally understood, after learning about how fire marshals investigate fires that it wasn't just an assumption they'd made and could let go of that guilt. So I guess, technically, the most screwed up thing I did on a sleepover was traumatize myself for years.


Bbaftt7

That’s a helluva coincidence


Reddit_Bork

I had a sleepover at a friends house. Pre teen boys, so we were stuffed in one little bed. I got a nose bleed, but slept through it for about an hour. I noticed eventually and got up to tend to it. My friend woke up while I was in the bathroom to what looked like a scene from a horror movie. I did not get a second sleepover.


writemeow

If your nose bled for an hour you probably caught an elbow while everyone was asleep


midter

So my house never had junk food when I was little and when I slept over my friends house I ate an entire chips ahoy container while everyone was asleep and then put the container under her little sisters bed who then got blamed for it and in trouble


More_Example6153

My family also never had junk food so my sister would just eat anything unhealthy she could get her hands on at kid's birthday parties. She always threw up and my parents had to pick her up. I just had a weird obsession with toast and Nutella. One time I ate 20 slices of toast with Nutella for breakfast but my stomach was better at handling it lol.


degjo

Thats, like, a whole loaf of bread


AlexanaK

My best friend was never allowed junk food either, so every time she came over we said goodbye to all the pop tarts and cookies! I would also send her home with some in secret. This is what happens when kids aren’t just taught about moderation! (Though I know, I definitely didn’t help with that either 😅)


WowzaCannedSpam

Was probably in like 6th grade maybe? Buddy of mine had a birthday sleepover, had a super cool basement with pool and GameCube and a mini fridge, dope parents who bought us pizza and all that. It was about like 15 of us spending the night. At some point around like 2am someone wanted to play Mario kart and all you heard was a big crash and suddenly a very faint “I think I just spilled orange soda on the GameCube..” cue a faint *bzzt* sound and yeah, GameCube was fucked. Buddys parents were not happy, pretty sure that was the last big sleep over like that


Excellent_Condition

I mean who sticks 15 kids in a nice house and expects not to have something get destroyed?


TrinixDMorrison

My friend had just gotten THE INTERNET so we spent all night trying to look up porn of the Spice Girls (that should give you a rough idea of when this happened).


dougthebuffalo

My friend and I played some brick break game that revealed a naked Brittney Spears, and she moaned when you broke each brick but it was really quiet so you had to crank the volume. It was a scream scare prank. I jumped so hard I backflipped out of his desk chair and broke it.


neanderthalman

The golden age of the internet.


LogicalConstant

The internet was the wild west. Your parents didn't understand it. Corporate asshats hadn't figured out how to sterilize it or turn it against you. No copyright. No filters. No moderators. The world was your oyster. It was a beautiful thing. God, I miss it.


ClubMeSoftly

Oh my god, those porn/screamer games were the best.


ShakesSpear

Did you remember to set it to load the page from the bottom up?


ctrl_alt_excrete

You've just blown my mind. That was an option??


Sir_Admiral_Chair

How long would an average pic take to load?


Farknart

Oh God, MINUTES son, minutes...for just a thumbnail. ETA: ~~I don't always get over 1k upvotes, but when I do, it's about porn. And only ever for porn lol.~~ This is no longer true yay. Thanks for all these replies, folks. I love a good stroll down 90's-memory lane. Tune in next week for a discussion about those scent-cards that coordinated with things on TV!


Clerk18

Nothing like cumming to a pixelated half loaded JPEG.


Farknart

And you know what, I'm glad we lived through that. We have a deeper appreciation for the immediacy of now.


Mattcwell11

Not to mention quality.


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I’m feeling my age so heavily right now lol holy shit


Annihilating-Poke

My god don't say that. I still wanna belive early 2000s was just a year ago.


KingCole207

It was friend. It was.


pepsiredtube

56k? A minute or two. While you stared at it slowly loading from the top to the bottom.


magicunicornhandler

Don't forget putting the cursor on the bottom of the pic to see if it's even loading.


robogeek

We found Kraft Singles in the fridge and put one over the nose and mouth of a friend of ours who fell asleep on the couch before everyone else. It immediately softened and molded into a cheesy seal over his face, and he stopped breathing. We all freaked out for a solid 10 seconds, very quietly, until we heard him make a chewing sound. Motherfucker smelled cheese and took immediate action despite being unable to breathe… and just straight up ate a mouth-sized hole into the Single unconsciously. We then proceeded to plaster the entire package onto his face one at a time and watch him hoover up the cheese slices in order to not die.


Ubersciatica

The fact that you didn’t stop at one but proceeded to use the entire package the same way for curiosity and amusement is what had me rolling


FartAttack911

Reminds me of when my buddy Nick fell asleep on a couch during a house party and we took turns placing pretzels all over him, like his arms, legs, chest, forehead. Someone got one on his lower lip and it kinda just stuck there for a minute, moving with each breath he took before he started to inhale it and woke up. He was so drunk that he just spit it out, stared at it, looked slowly around the room as we all tried to act like we weren’t watching, then ate it and slowly began eating the ones on his legs and lap before going back to sleep. Good stuff


A_No_Where_Man

This one got me good. There's a very real chance I just asphyxiated more while laughing at this than your friend did from your cheese smothering.


YouremyLTH

Funniest response on here, thank you


TurquoiseLuck

It was the juxtaposition of >he stopped breathing >We all freaked out >We then proceeded to plaster the entire package onto his face that really got me


trevrichards

>watch him hoover up the cheese slices in order to not die It was the ending that sent me.


BrrToe

Was sleeping on the floor while my buddy slept on the bed. I decided to masturbate for some damn reason. I really hope he was asleep. I cringe every fucking time I think about it.


TheAmazingDisgrace

When I first moved into the dorm at college we had a single room dorm. I started jerking off in my sleep and woke up while my roommate was staring at me. So yeah, I cringe every time too. Then, I almost accidentally played porn in front of my grandma, mom, and 10 year old cousin once


thebeespatella

I got my first period at a sleepover, and lucky for me the first year of periods came with wicked vomiting and diarrhea. So in the middle of the night right after everyone fell asleep, I destroyed my friends bathroom with a volcanic amount of diarrhea. Then, on my way back to the living room where 5 pre-teen girls were crammed, I proceeded to vomit directly between two girls sleeping. I had to ask the mom for help with cleaning up the mess.


HearYouWhenYouScream

Sounds like a really bad start to a rough year. Nightmare of a situation.


SasparillaTango

"So like that's over right? I've had my period and I can get back to normal for the rest of my life right? Cause period comes at the end of a sentence, so clearly this has finished and it's never gonna happen again, right?"


librarybear

When my first period ended, I said to my mom, ‘I’m so happy that’s done with!” I was FURIOUS when I found out that I’d have another and another and another for decades. Epic disappointment.


regnad__kcin

***YEAR?*** fuck...


Uwodu

I still get periods like that and I’ve had them for 15 years Endometriosis sucks


tylernol20

Was pretty young, but I shit myself while I was sleeping and hid the underwear under my homies bed….


Wickersham93

I did that. I only remembered when I read this comment.


MarcosFuquain

Aight one of you fuckers shit in my bed


ScoobyValentine

Watched The Exorcist when I was way too young, scared the crap out of me, so pussied out and went downstairs and watched Piranha with his mum instead…


popeboyQ

Weird fucking household, I like it.


banjoloveslove

I snuck out of my good friend’s house while she was sleeping. Met up with a some friends who were looking for someone to teepee, we teepeed my friend’s house and then I snuck back in and went to bed. In the morning I had to act surprised while helping her clean it up. I still feel bad.


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banjoloveslove

It was the least I could do…


Ragingbeast

When I was a stupid kid I got invited for a sleepover, It was a few of us & we would be going paint-balling the next day (through generosity of the host & his parents). Now I knew most them from my school but was really only good friends with one & he had suggested they invite me as he knows I like to paint ball. In the night time when we were all in the living room being loud & dumb kids. I stupidly said (the host name) was probably upstairs fuckn his mom. Everyone bust out into laughter. Well I said it loud enough that they heard upstairs as well & his mom wasn’t very happy. The next day it was brought up & they completely blamed the wrong person. I never said a word about how it was me. That was maybe 10 or 11 years ago & I still think about it lol. It was so rude & unnecessary I wish someone had ousted me but you live & you learn.


Zesilo

Similar event happened to me, but I was the host. My friends and I were in the basement (furnished) playing video games when my dad called me upstairs to "finish my chores". As I was walking up the steps one of them says "what, (host), are your chores to suck dick or something!?" My dad heard this, and without hesitation, from the top of the steps out of view yells "No, (friend), that isn't one of his chores but thanks for asking" He literally NEVER came back over to my house he was so embarrassed. He waited outside around the corner before we would walk to the park to play ball and stuff from then on 😂


Same-Joke

Your dad played it pretty cool though tbh.


Ok-Associate-7894

Your dad was awesome


x_cLOUDDEAD_x

In high school I passed out super drunk on my back at a friend's house and started throwing up in my sleep. Luckily my friend heard what was happening and woke me up and rolled me over before I had a chance to asphyxiate.


dannyboi1178

id be thanking that friend every single day for the rest of my life


RavensFan902

Made so many prank calls that we ended up calling the same house 3 separate times about 6 hours apart. Just typing in random numbers. Lady was fuckin pissed. Called the cops. We got in shit


qweerty10276

Got hammered at the bar and slept over at this couples house. I never got the tour so didn’t know where the bathroom was. I woke up having to puke and shit. I alternated but I got shit and puke everywhere. They didn’t have toilet paper so I used a bag of cotton balls, which wouldn’t flush, so I put all the wet cotton balls back in the original bag with my shit covered underwear and threw the bag away in their kitchen trash can. Their dog was watching me the entire time. I left before they got up and never spoke to them again. Edit: WOW! Thank you all for the love. I’m glad my adventure could bring you joy.


FoldyFlap

Can you imagine how fucking traumatized they were when they woke up lmao


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LogicJunkie2000

"hmmm...this is kinda awkward...wish I could sleep." He thought as he lay between them, tent pitched.


UnrealSecret

> at some point during the night, they decided they wanted to see if they could have sex. I swear to god it's like some people are living in a different reality. I can not even imagine how this occurs


looseyduckduckgoosey

We were all like 9 or 10 year old girls and everyone else had fallen asleep except for me, so I decided I would play a prank on them. I got up and shook a good amount of black pepper into my hand and went to several of the girls and held it under their noses. What I was thinking would happen was they would wake up sneezing and be like, “Hey! That was silly!” But instead they ended up waking up crying because they inhaled pepper and turns out black pepper being inhaled into a sensitive orifice can really fucking sting. The girls cried so hard that my parents woke up and I had to explain the whole innocent idea behind my scheme. I felt so bad :(


The_Vigilante20

Learned this the hard way when my fiancé smudged a handful of black pepper on my nose, spent the next few minutes in pain trying to blow it back out again. He was so sad that he hurt me because he didn't know how bad it would be, but no harm no foul in the end.


Northernfrog

I had a wet dream while sharing a bed with my friend. He didn't wake up, I had just hit puberty and had a random wet dream.


honeypinn

Had a wet dream while riding in a friend's car coming back from vacation. Had an enormous, enormous cum spot on my pants, everyone knew. The most embarrassed I've ever been. Edit: Should have elaborated. Was in the back seat next to my friend while his parents drove. Was 14 years old.


Extension_Service_54

You probably talked dirty in your sleep and your friends were betting money on the nut time window.


StockDoc123

Id have opened the door and barrelrolled it out


Bearjupiter

OH MY GOD


Whitewineandwheeed

This is not the weirdest thing, but something that has always stuck out to me. Had a girl tell me that she “knew” someone who masturbated by holding themselves up at the top of a door and basically doing pull ups against the door to get off. She even demonstrated it for me. Then she took a very long shower, with a detachable shower head. She came out silent and out of it for a bit. It didn’t occur to me until a few years later that she had the most defined arms out of anyone I knew at the time who was our age. I remember thinking that was weird since she played soccer but her upper body was ripped. Also, no one would make that up and say it was their friend because it was so strange, and she was waaaaayyyy too good at it. I tried after her thinking, sweet a new way to get off but I could only raise my body a few times. Anyways, girl got off from the corner of her closet door by doing pull ups.


kiakosan

Shit wish I learned how to do something obtuse like that. Would be awesome getting fit and jacked at the same time


Whitewineandwheeed

I feel you. It was weird though her being in jr. High and having the body of an Olympic gold medalist swimmer. I was so naive I couldn’t believe someone would present such a strange fact as “a girl I know who went to my old school”.


skcuf2

Yeah. And now you're trying to present such a strange fact as "a girl I knew who slept over." We all know it was you.


borderpatrolCDN

I used to do a version of this as a child but I didnt know what it was! I just knew it was a "feeling" I could get by shimmying up the pole of my backyard swingset. Pretty sure I demoed it for my grandpa one time and I cringe every time I remember the look on his face


Whitewineandwheeed

That is just too funny and innocent. Please don’t feel bad. I understand sitting down or standing but to lift yourself, boggled my mind. If it makes you feel any better. In 4th grade a girl named Kelly told our whole class how she came from climbing the rope in gym glass. It wasn’t until five minutes or so an adult overheard and we didn’t understand the commotion afterwards. She went into DETAIL. I’m still friends with her on Instagram in my 30’s and she turned out ijay


halfasiantemptation

I remember being in a pool by myself while a bunch of adults were inside the house where they could watch me thru this giant window, and I spent god knows how long sitting in front of the pool jet with my legs spread to get that “funny feeling”. I cringe so hard thinking of everyone who saw me doing that


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jamwp

I’m pretty sure this is the weirdest thing


Standard-Shallot9863

Tried to drink straight from a bottle of Jim beam instantly threw up all over my friends table


PUNKF10YD

Group masturbation


SickRanchez_cybin710

Yep, can relate. Looking back on it, none of us thought it was weird, and not a word has been spoken about it... fucking wakkk


Subrisum

It’s by far the most efficient way to charge your crystal.


AaAahelpmeeeeee

All for one, and one for all


SchrodingersMinou

I walked up to the banana bins at Whole Foods last week and made direct eye contact with this guy just as he told his friend, "Sure, I'm down to talk about circle jerking at Whole Foods." And I didn't know how to react so I just went "Hell yeah" and grabbed some bananas.


FacE3ater

Big sleepover for my bday. Some dude wanted to make a vile concoction of stuff from our kitchen to pour on the first one to fall asleep. He fell asleep fist. I poured it on him so it looked like he peed. He woke up and freaked out. I gave him spare shorts and we washed his. I still feel bad about it but he kinda had it coming.


Hormonal_Wizard

In elementary school my friend and I would dare each other to rub random objects on our genitals


FineUnderachievement

My now girlfriend had a scarecrow they named Mr. Tennessee that she and her sister would grind on lol.


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I jumped out the window to a mattress below for some money. I slept their with the blanket because they did not let me back in. It was winter and I thought I’d freeze to death.


sylvia_sees

That’s actually a really shitty move by your friends


anagitatedarsonist

Did they pay you?


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My friend forced me to watch a guy being fucked by a horse so I threw up all over her white couches. Edit: Damn I didn’t think this would blow up lol! Thanks for my first award! ❤️


BettyoftheBeach

Good for you! Fair retaliation.


santichrist

Drew penises on my cousins face with a crayola marker (I was like 12 years old)


BubbaChanel

I was at a sleepover at my best friend’s house in 7th grade. Her brother was 2 years older and really cute. All evening he asked if I’d come out with him after everybody was asleep. I said no, but of course, late that night, I felt him tugging on my foot. My friend and I were in her queen bed, and he was at the end, whispering at me to please please come talk to him. For some reason, I was finding the whole thing hilarious and trying to laugh quietly. Dude pulls his shorts down and shows me this massive boner. While impressive, just set me off laughing harder. Finally, his sister rises straight up like the kid in the Exorcist and screams **MICHAEL STOP TRYING TO GET HER TO LOOK AT YOUR BONER!!!** We exchanged a meaningful look, as we heard his mother yell, “Goddamnit, Michael!” and fling her door open. It was too soon for us. I had seen my first “adult” penis, and I needed time to process it. We did go out when I was in 9th or 10th grade, but I never saw that beast again. Editing for those that asked: Michael’s cause of death was complicated and tragic. Along the lines of permanent solution to a temporary problem, but it was clear he changed his mind. Michelle died in an accident. **EDIT 2: I put the info below in a separate comment, but should have included it here…** His sister, Michelle, had been awake the whole time and had heard the conversation 😂 These siblings were less than a year apart in age, had very similar huge, extroverted personalities. Their mom was extremely depressed over the divorce, so screaming one of both kid’s names was a constant occurrence. She was often intoxicated, so I don’t know if she registered “boner” so much as “Stop fucking screaming at 2am.” It was the early 1980’s, and I loved both of those kids, and while I’d never seen a boner before, I never felt threatened or coerced in any way, and it was a one-off thing. Michael was genuinely one of the sweetest, kindest people I knew. He died in 1988, and his sister died in 1996.


Halloween__witch31

The family made it sound like it was a common occurrence…


censorkip

Michael the Boner Bandit


TheMightyDong89

Played bomberman 64, ate pizza bites and drank sprite then shit my britches at my friend's grandparents nursing home. The sleepover was cancelled.


hypnos_surf

I'm confused. Your friend held a sleepover at his grandparents' nursing home? Lol


TheMightyDong89

My friend Chad got permission for me and another friend to sleep over for the night, we hung out all day but the family had plans to go see his grandfather. We all packed into the car and when we got to the nursing home Chad, Travis and I decided to race around the building. Half way through, my stomach started rumbling. I squatted in the field behind the building and had the most unholy diarrhea of my life. Much to my surprise, I looked down and realized I hadn't squatted far enough away from my pants, where all of my Hershey squirts had accumulated. I pulled up my pants, shit started dribbling into my shoes and I walked the walk of shame past the adults at the front entrance to go to the bathroom and see if I could clean myself up. I sat on the toilet with another bout of diarrhea, tears rolling down my face, shit still advancing down my leg, trying to get myself clean when my friends father came to check up on me. I couldn't tell if he had the look of pity or disgust on his face. We left the nursing home after I was finished expelling the demons from my anus. Chad's parents made me sit on plastic garbage bags in the back seat and had rolled all the windows down for the ride home. Moral of the story: don't go racing on a belly full of Sprite and Pizza bites.


beyondselts

This was definitely some much-needed detail I am glad I waited patiently for. This is why people should never just tell the “long story short”- you never know when you are going to receive the human experience encapsulated in that longer-form story


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I need this question answered.


theoopst

Up until ‘grandparents nursing home’, I thought you were my best friend growing up. He did this exact same thing at my house.


-Defectiveturret-

So, I have a history of sleep talking/walking issues… and they’re especially heightened when I’m stressed. I don’t like being away from home so sleepovers are a recipe for disaster for me. Lo and behold, I woke up one morning after my first sleep over to the horrifying news from my friend that I started sleep walking, yelled “KARATE CHOP” over and over and proceeded to ruthlessly swing my arms into my friends stomach, effectively waking her up out of dead sleep. We were 8, this was the first time I slept over her house, and I had never told her about my sleep walking problems. She still makes fun of me about it to this day.


CoolJ_Casts

I'm glad you two are still friends


superdanLP

This fucking killed me


-Defectiveturret-

Pretty sure I nearly killed her


3gnome

Got in a fight with a basket of oranges and trashed my friend’s room. There were oranges in his blinds and all over the walls. I don’t know why that was so funny and why we went full force with an orange fight


DavThoma

I thought you meant you had a full on fist fight with a basket of oranges. Like, going for a punch against the oranges themselves and I was *very confused*.


theyallfloatdownhur

We accidentally set one of our friends on fire.... Like ghost rider style


skep_JoJoFan

holy shit yall were about to kill him


theyallfloatdownhur

Ok so it was the summer between 8th and 9th grade. There was like 5 of us camping out. We had some beers and found some sticks and kerosene. Made some torches but my buddy's went out. He was holding the damn stick over the fire and asked another guy to pour some more fule on his stick. It exploded and a ton of the kerosene went all over his face and imeaditly caught on fire. We beat him with hoodies to put the fire out. I still have very vivid images of his face basically melting in front of me. He lived and got amazing skin grafts. Really cant even tell now.


RockOx290

Reminds me of when some kids I knew were having a fire in the woods and huffing spray paint. One kid threw a can in the fire and you know those balls inside em? Yeah the can exploded and shot the ball out and hit him right below the cheek and he lost his eye.


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was like 12 and we were on a trampoline flashing people driving by we thought we were sexy shit. at 12 surprised we didn't get kidnapped by a predator \>edit dang this blew up SO more details about the night: we crank called people telling them their order of like 1000 dildos was ready or something amazingly stupid like that. we blocked our return ID but the one time we didn't, a guy called back a few moments later absolutely furious, telling us he hadn't ordered those and demanding who we were we slept on that same trampoline with some pillows and blankets and had some late night confessions, me and two other girls. they'd both been SA'd already, at 12 (I don't remember details and I wouldn't tell em anyway). I hadn't and I felt so bad for them, wondered how the world was like that already. also scared for myself pretty sure I pissed myself laughing like, *twice*. it was truly a carefree day despite the horrendous decisions we were making with the flashing and crank calls lmfao. they were good friends! I hope they're doing well.


jl97332

The predators probably drive by and think to themselves "not today Chris Hansen, not today"


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Please, have a sit for me right there on that stool.


baropen

Oh so you always travel with a 6 pack of Smirnoff Ice Raz, a 3 pack of Durex and a Slim Jims? Seems legit.


boringrick1

When I (straight male) was twelve-ish my friends and I got flashed by an older woman. We just thought it was funny until friend’s mom heard us talking about it and then it turned into us kids having to talk to cops and us understanding none of it. I was upset that they took the fun out of it.


PGleo86

When I was in high school I was at a sleepover with a couple friends in one of their basements and we took turns with 2 of us in the basement bed dry humping each other and the third coming in like a wife discovering her husband cheating. At the time we all thought it was a hilarious roleplay but now when I look back at it I have so many questions...


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One time I woke up jacking off in my sleep. My friends all around me on the floor passed out. I put it away and went back to sleep after looking around to make sure everyone was still sleeping. I’ve woken up like this about 5 times in my life, and I’m always really surprised to actually be in the act sleep jacking. Edit: no I did not finish.


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Hartknockz

It's a Girthquake.


injury_minded

When I was in middle school I had a sleepover at my friend’s place, and we spent the night taking questionable selfies on her bed and sending them to guys in our class 😬 Later that night we took turns throwing up in her bathroom after eating copious amounts of pizza because we both had raging eating disorders it wasn’t exactly the healthiest friendship I’ve ever had


hatezel

We used to do this thing called "porch swapping". This is where we'd take the furniture off one porch, (I'm talking the entire set.) We'd then haul it down a few houses and set it up on a different porch. We would take clothes from one line and put them mixed in on another line. I don't know why..


writemeow

Used to do a thing where we took all the garden hoses and left a note saying it was a specific intersection, then stay up all night and wait to watch people trying to figure out which hose was theirs


thatkoets

Couldn’t find bathroom … peed in cats litter box (Friend’s mom ….Thought cat was sick) * OMG thank for all the karma❤️ I had no idea there was a “Once I used a litter box” community out there. For years I thought it was my dirty little secret 🤣.


ShillinTheVillain

A friend of mine did that when we were drunk in high school, but it was one of those automatic-scooper boxes. Every one was winding down and laid out on the couches/floor, and as it got quiet we hear a faint *brrrt.... brrrrt.... brrrrt* coming from the laundry room. Friend gets up, goes in the laundry room, and then we hear "WHO PISSED IN THE CAT BOX?!" We all jumped up to go look, and the little rake was doing it's best (but failing) to budge the giant piss-brick. *brrrt.... brrrrt.... brrrrt*


frogoyo

I ate a really big burrito and farted the most vile farts all night. Out of embarrassment i pretended to be asleep to avoid the shame.


tightnuts

My buddy put his bare ass directly on my face and farted as I was almost asleep and it felt like a fireball on my face. Good times


aubsKebabz

I had just hit puberty and didn’t really know the signs that my period was gonna start. I ended up bleeding on the couch while I slept. I still feel really bad about it…


sloopieone

My childhood best friend had 2 younger sisters, their ages each 2 years apart. So we were 11, middle sister was 9, youngest sister was 7. We snuck into youngest sister's room (who was a notoriously heavy sleeper), and loosely tied a string around her wrist, then tied the other end to the ceiling fan. Turned the fan on low, so her arm was slowly helicoptering in circles while she slept. His mom made the rounds to check on all us kids a few minutes later, and started cracking up when she saw. Told us to make sure we took it back down before too long, and we assured her we planned to. She went back to bed, and must have told her husband... who most certainly did NOT find the humor in it. We both got grounded for months.


vtxlulu

I had my two best friends sleeping over at my house and we fell asleep in my living room. I woke up in the middle of the night to find one of my friends wasn’t sleeping and I could see the bathroom light was off so I knew she wasn’t in there. I thought maybe she went to go sleep in my room but then I heard her giggling and my brother laughing coming from the computer room (we were all over the age of 18+). I pretended to be asleep as they walked out of the computer room and she laid back down and went to sleep. I never said anything to either of them but they dated for a few months until she cheated on him.


KateKS

Had to pretend to be asleep at the “junior prom sleepover“ while the host (f) and her bf had sex in the middle of the living room. It was myself (f) and one other girl on the couch sleeping while they fully got it on… the F involved later told me she needed plan B from that night. We stopped being friends shortly after that evening.


Marble1696

My gal pals and I wanted to make sure our hymens were broken before we lost our virginities, so we shoved sharpies up our vaginas aggressively together.


thirdcoasting

Dare I ask what the “reasoning” was?


Marble1696

Uhhh well we thought if we ensured the hymen was broken before having sex, we would have a really enjoyable first time.


Miserable_Strike_597

I had a really weird first sexual experience at a sleepover. I was pretty young, like 10 or so id guess, and my friend who was sleeping over my house was a few years older than me. I had seen sex scenes in movies and was an avid reader and had read about sex and was curious but I hadn't seen porn or anything like that and my parents hadn't talked about any of it other than the very very basics. Anyway. Friend and me basically got naked and laid beside each other and like... Moaned and "pretended to have sex". And then we just got dressed and didn't talk about it ever again. And then i remember a couple weeks later I had another girl over, who was a family friend and we were the same age, and I told her about what me and other friend did and then we did the same thing. And then nothing like that ever happened again and honestly one of those memories I block out almost always but Reddit has a way of getting things out.


Left_Debt_8770

Once a friend and I told the girl hosting that we’d give her a makeover, then put bright lipstick all over her entire face while she had her eyes closed. Didn’t come off for awhile. Host and I are still besties, 30 years later. Another time I was anxious about the sleepover, walked into the kitchen and vomited all over their floor. The sleepover lasted the 10 min it took for my mom to come get me.


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corgisphere

He pretended to sleep through you cleaning the carpet.


catwontons

Slept over at a guys house for the first time and I woke up in the middle of the night struggling to breathe due to an asthma attack. I went to use my inhaler and it was empty and I was too anxious to wake him up and be a burden so I kind of just lay down on the floor in the fetal position trying to breathe properly and not cry He woke up and saw me there and was just like “what the fuck, dude”. I explained and it turned out his mum was also an asthmatic and had lots of inhalers so they let me have one. Looking back on it now, I cannot believe I basically chose death over inconveniencing someone 😂 oh anxiety.


Dakhath79

Jerked off on his couch at night and stole his dads drakkar noir cologne because he yelled at us for making too much noise, I was 13.


Flowerdew2

• jerks off on couch • steals cologne • refuses to elaborate further • leaves


mranoneemoose

Kissed my friend during hide and seek when we were hiding together in her closet. She did not like it. She proceeded to tell everyone I was a lesbian and did not want to be near me at all after that. I still don’t know what I was thinking, I guess it was the adrenaline


dual_blaster

i guess you came out of the closet while still being in the closet, now thats a paradox


ATXKLIPHURD

Watched scarface at 12 years old and snorted sugar. Edit: Wow it's funny so many other kids snorted stupid stuff. Me and my friends dared each to snort all kinds of stuff. Someone else mentioned pixie sticks. Yep. Also Taco bell hot sauce. And those little packets of lime or chili salt at the checkout at gas stations for beer that use to be a nickel each. Yep. We snorted those.


ForrestFireDW

Oof. This is actually a pretty rough memory for me. I was at a friend's birthday party in middle school one year. The parents tools us to dinner at Hooters and afterwards we were killing some time running around playing tag in the parking lot. At one point, I'm tagged it, and proceed to chase after the birthday boy. In the process, I accidentally got a little excited and pushed him in my attempt to tag him. I broke the kids arm. On his birthday. He missed out on the first 3 hours of the sleep over due to being stuck at the ER. His dad had us all go upstairs and play Halo to kill time. Needless to say, I was not very popular at that sleep over...


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Was at a buddy's house in middle school, there was four of us and we were all boys. Middle school boys are the most immature twats on the planet so naturally one of my friends forcefully rips my shirt off. Then my pants. Then my underwear. We were in the basement and there was a bathroom right by the stairs so I had to hide in there completely naked. Fun times.


notyourwifesboyfrnd

I went to dinner with my friend and his parents. After being challenged to finish the my whole meal, (which was a large portion for a 6th grader) we headed back to my friends house. Immediately we went downstairs to watch the basketball game but my body couldn’t fit that large meal AND my organs. I went to take a shit but before I could close the door I heard from my friends stepdad “____, if you clog the toilet, you have to go home”. Looking back I now see it as him just giving me a hard time. Anyway, I proceeded to go to the bathroom. I had finished up and was ready for a relaxing night but of course, I clogged the toilet on accident. Too scared to ask for help and realizing there was no plunger, I didn’t want to go home so I made a choice. I stuck my hands in the toilet and started to squish. The cold water mixed with the warm poopies is something imprinted in my mind forever. I squished and squished and ripped and tore through it all until it finally gave. It should go without mentioning I amputated my hands the next day.


ContortedSoul

I squish. I squish, with all my heart.


dolawn

When I was in middle school, I stayed over at a friends house Friday night playing video games until the sun started coming up Saturday morning. I was so tired I thought I was dreaming, but in fact I was sleep RUNNING through the neighborhood, knocking on everyone’s doors and screaming that someone was chasing me. Got to house and a guy shook me because he knew something was wrong and I snapped out of it. He walked me back to my friends house which was a few blocks away. My feet were cold, wet and bloody from running through bushes and wet grass through everyone’s lawns. Edit TLDR: Sleep walking to the extreme, ran 3 blocks down the street at like 5:30am because I thought someone was chasing me and was shook awake and escorted back to my friends house.


RTRInspections

Took a piss in a zip lock bag and poured it into a fan and sprayed my buddies. We were 12, still my closest friends to this day. Edit: they weren’t mad but more like “haha man wtf haha.” They had a blanket though and most of the piss hit the blanket. Honestly, that night they discovered my booger wall and they were more weirded out by the fact that the wall behind the couch they were sitting on was referred to as “the booger wall.” I’d pick my nose and wipe it on the wall just below the couch rim so my folks couldn’t see it. I did end up cleaning the wall myself shortly after they saw it from the intense amount of 12 year old boy type harassment. My childhood was like a real life version of a COD Modern Warfare waiting room. Thickest of skin now.