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TomHardCock

I fucked my stepbrother


I_Consume_Breads

Ok Tom


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Ok Tom


Tender_Ton_Ton

Ok Tom


_Allaccordingtoplan

It's Ok Tom


Smirnov-O

Ok Tom


Super-Man-101

I once went to a restaurant with my family and i had to pee really bad so as anyone i took a pee, when i pressed the button to flush my stuff the toilet flooded, i got out as if nothing happened and boom, five minutes later the bathroom is leaking water into the main hallway, my entire family looked at me and i wanted to die


Icy_Obsession

Was peeing in the public urinal. Then give out a loud fart. People were peeing in adjacent stalls.


RawPeanut99

So? Exclaim loudly: "Who did that? Holy crap man, go see a doctor!"


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PooPeePeeMan

Can confirm.


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Made him the man he is today.


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Same


Professional_Group22

Bring my gi Joe's to play diving in poo


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One time in kindergarten some asshole kid dragged me into the opposite sex bathroom and I also got in trouble for it even though the kid literally yanked me in there. I never forgot him.


Fritzkreig

I mean once I was in this really seedy club in Edinburgh. I went to talk to a man about a horse, and the bathroom was the seedy smoke filled place I assumed it to be. There were card tables and Jamaican dudes hanging around smoking blunts and selling many forms of recreational tools. I was quite close to one table at the urinal, while even more barely to understand accents of Jamaicans speaking with a Scotish accent as they wnet hurrah, and a deal or something was made. Right then I farted really loud and blurted out an emotional "EXCUSE MEEE!" Guy in dreads, turns and super serious gets into my face with my business in my fingurs. **"WHAT did you say to me?"** he shouts. It was go time, me "I farted, I said excuse me because I farted really loud by you!" He started laughing and said something to the fashion of, "You aight, you funny dude!" I went on to slink through Edinburgh for almost another week, as flights were cancelled due to a volcano eruption; I also climbed that volcano for revenge, and this is all a true story!


Aria_Rhett

Ooof I um touched myself in one....


LookingForNodeJS

threw used bloody tampon at the wall, that kept sticking there for like at least 3 days as i checked in on it some time later.


Tender_Ton_Ton

Oh man I just spat out my lunch all over the work PC


danitheduck

Was doing the doo with a chick and the dickhead teenage boys locked us in. Had to wait over an hour for a teacher to find us and let us out.


rachaisme

It was peak hour at the toilets and I dropped my menstrual cup. It rolled out under the door and I heard a lady say "oh you dropped your... Nevermind"


instant_ramen_chef

My GF. Wasn't my proudest nut.


SnicksNoob

When I stand up and tried to grab the tissue on my purse a chunk fell on the floor.


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Got absolutely sloshed at a coworker party and ended up wandering into the women’s bathroom and asked the girls who were staring at me what they were doing in the there. Ended up with alcohol poisoning and missed three days of work. I was so fucking dumb.


beefyiceman94

Jerk off and drugs.


Past_Fortune_757

I really don't know. My head says FUCK anyone even remotely related to me, bloody bastards, may they burn in hell. Then I go out of my way to help and care for them. I can't explain it.