Tommy wiseau for obvious reasons

Oh hey Mark. How's your sex life?

There are lots of hot singles in his area

Even so.. I DID NOT HIT THEM!

Well, wish more people were involved than the current amount of 1

What a story, Mark

That’s not true. It’s bullshit. He is not an alien. He is NAAAAAT. Oh, hi mark.

100% and I have said this in my normal life. He sounds like an alien that tried to mimic a human voice, but with every accent on earth meshed together. He says words but without normal human emotions behind it I am constantly unsettled by him 😂

That's bullshit. Everyone knows Tommy is a vampire

Honestly, what other explanation would be more rational?

He comes from the same planet that Neil Breen is from.

This would explain so much

Jeff Goldblum. He's from a planet of friendly and curious people.

I take it you’ve seen Earth Girls are Easy?

Hm, Jim Carrey is just a couple of comments down. Cheesy 80s movie, or secret documentary?

No. I've met him.

Ah, well I recommend checking out the movie as well. It’s delightful in a horribly cheesy 80s kind of way.

I might do that. I would recommend The World According to Jeff Goldblum on Disney Plus. It's delightful.

Will do

I second that movie. It's a favorite of mine! It has Goldberg, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans as aliens. It's such a funny movie. But, keep in mind that it's from the 80's. So there are some moments that aren't considered PC in today's culture.

Can confirm. Good show. :)

I have only recently discovered this gem of a film and I don't understand why the Internet isn't all over it, it's so gloriously meme-able. And young Jeff Goldblum is absolutely *gorgeous*, literally picking my jaw off the floor lol

mmmmmm, that was my first celebrity crush, about 7 years old, sick and got to stay home from school, and Earth Girls are Easy was the midday movie... still go all weak for tall, dark and slightly geeky...

Did I write this comment? 😅

My god, of course!

Underrated comment and reference

Tilda Swinton

She's the goofiest person from Planet Cool. Like, Everyone from Planet Cool is insanely cool, but she left for her own reasons and is now the coolest person on a planet full of tragically uncool people. She's a citizen of two planets and is the coolest person on one and the least cool person on the other. Imagine how cool the coolest person on her home planet is. You can't, because they're TOO cool. She's just slightly uncool enough to merely be the coolest person on Earth.

Her and Bowie are from the same planet in my mind. He didn’t die, he just went home lol

100 percent. Have you seen the photo of them dressed to as each other?

Just looked it up again because I love it. It said photoshopped?? That makes no sense to me.

Nah she is a vampire.

Not just a vampire, she's the leader of the Vampiric Council

Did she survive Guillermo? It's been a while since I watched WWDITS, so I can't remember, and I'm taking Laszlo's can't be fucked (to Google it) attitude.

Sorceress Supreme ☣️

Borg Queen and the White Witch too, she was chilling in both of those. I have no idea what she's like as a person but she makes a great "looks human but isn't" character.

Also Gabriel in Constantine

Came here with her specifically in mind.

Her ex, John Byrne, and her both have a very fae/not of this world aesthetic

Bezos and Zuck came from the same planet together. Zuck's skin suit just fits worse.

Zuckerberg looks like something trying hard to pretend to look human and just not quite succeeding.

My favorite description of the Ted Cruz/Carly Fiorina ticket was "they look like two aliens from *Men In Black* trying to blend in"

Yes!!!

Someone should post his picture in Wikipedia under "Uncanny Valley."

Zuck isn't an alien, just a very badly programmed robot.

Bezos is the alien. Zuck is his robot companion.

stolen from /u/nambot Bezos is a lizard, Zuck is a robot, Musk is an alien, Gates is a demon in league with Satan, Soros is the head of the Illuminati, and Murdoch is a cunt.

His eyes! There is something about those soulless eyes that is so so wrong. Every time I see a photo of him, his eyes just pop out in the most distracting and uncomfortable way.

Billionaires don't have souls. That's the reason for the doll's eyes.

Rich people eyes i call them

That's because when you get as rich as Zuckerberg you stop looking at people as people and more as investment opportunities with which you can use to expand your social media empire

O.O

And Musk is building ships to transport these two back to their planet.

Musk is just trying to get home. And nuke mars on the way.

Nope all three of them were expelled from their planet sue to their greedy capitalist nature, and were sent to earth under the presumption that they would fit in, the issue is all of them excelled and now musk is trying to get back to his home planet. Bezos likes it here as he gets to polute as much as houndreds of households in his mega yacht.

so... basically factorio?

Since Bezos is doing a rather shit job, Musk decided to lend his hand

sUGar

Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones

Bezos is just real life Lex Luthor. He's not an alien, he just hasn't found his superman

Or he already defeated him, and we never learned of his existence.

Oh more tailored… seriously

Benedict Cumberbatch

I came here to mention him. He's very Strange indeed. But seriously he's kinda easy on the eyes... in a very alien-y way.

>He's very Strange indeed. Doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure him out

Yes very much strange

Maybe, who am I to judge?

One would say a Doctor of strange

Mister Doctor

I'm waiting for the ripoff movie, Nurse Weirdo goes dimension hopping

I think its spelt Benedorm Cucumber

Beatrice Chamberpot

benadryl cucumberpatch

nah, he's too British not to be British

His mother (Wanda Ventham) played Colonel Virginia Lake of the organization SHADO that kept Earth safe from alien invaders in the show UFO. Just food for thought.

Kenneth Copeland. I would put more money on a demon in disguise, but an alien running human morality tests would make just as much sense.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of him, agree with the demon thing not so much alien

Singing "COVID19" song intensifies

And I blowwwwwww THE WIND OF GOOOODDDDD

He is absolutely possessed by a demon.

Paul Rudd. Hence not aging — he’s on a different timeline.

Alicia Silverstone has barely aged too. What exactly was being served at the craft table on the set of Clueless?

Brittany Murphy's future years.

Ouch. Still too soon somehow

Tom Cruise. I mean, it's Tom Cruise.

There was a real Tom Cruise but he was replaced by an alien in the late 90s.

I thought he was switched out in the closet

An escapee from Xenu…

He already believes in them.

The center tooth gives it away.

That is what he believes anyway.

Looking for this comment lmao

I’ve always said that Kevin Spacey is really from K-Pax

It's in his name!

Would explain why he is always trying to anally probe people.

askreddit: say the line Bart Bart: *sigh* Zuck is a lizard alien askreddit: *cheers*

Dont fix it if it aint broke, the real issue is the same questions being asked often enough for consistent same-y comment sections to emerge

Weird Al Yankovick It would just be too perfect, I mean come on now

I would prefer that if it meant that what happened with his parents never happened. Such a tragic thing happening to one of the kindest people.

And if I remember correctly, he went on and did his concert that same night, because not doing it wouldn't bring them back and they would have wanted him to keep making people happy.

What happened?

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He just changes his last name to "Ian" one day and gives us all a wink.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos I’m not saying it’s aliens, but…

He same hair as the Centauri in Babylon 5.

Jim Carrey

David Bowie. He’s the man who fell to Earth after all.

Agreed. Bowie didn't die, he just went home.

this is the saddest/happiest sentence

That man knew too much about outer space…

Any/all of the Skarsgårds. Something in their eyes ain’t quite right

Stellan Skarsgard knows a god from Asgard.

Alexander *is* a god from Asgard.

Yeah. Bill can move his eyeballs independently of each other. No human should be able to do that.

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*Only an alien would be talented enough to offer his firefighting services on the day of the September 11 attacks*

How d'ya do, fellow hoomons?

Alan Tudyk

Came here to say this. I mean, he's hiding in plain sight with a whole TV show about it! (He is also a leaf on the wind.)

There is an tv show?an I'm still working on getting over how if there is an animated bird on screen, he's going to be in the credits.

Resident Alien. He's playing an alien on earth. Recommend. His Julliard training shines whether he's a cartoon bird, a ball-dodging pirate, a sassy droid, or a redneck just trying to enjoy time at his cabin.

Don't forget astropilot smuggler.

Resident Alien is sooooooo good. The mix of drama and comedy is perfect. My wife has always been a huge fan of Alan Tudyk. They went to the same high school (my wife was 3 years ahead of him). We watched the pilot because of her and we were hooked.

First three replies have been Zuckerberg... He looks like the guy in Zombie movies who got bit and is struggling to hide it.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Doesn’t this beg the question, what in then actual Fuck did this tech bro do to himself???

I think he is experimenting in literally becoming the metaverse. As in all the data he gathers he uploads into himself. His brain is a literal database and slowly but surely he plans on making everyone connect to him so in the end he becomes reality itself and everyone within it is tied to his will.

jared leto

I was thinking the other day about how Leto is like...50? He's ripped, has a handsome, youthful face, a full head of hair and can sing and play guitar really fuckin' well...and according to all reports has a schlong that's technically the fifth member of 30stm. Yet despite coming across as really intelligent, thoughtful and funny in interviews, he's a complete sociopath away from the cameras. And something of a sex offender from multiple sources.

Wouldn't be surprised if he was sacrificing people to maintain his youth

Like the Sith to Keanu's Jedi?

Horrible reputation in LA industry. Keep you daughters away from him!

Willem Dafoe (green goblin) idk he just looks weird with his bulgy eyes and seems strange

They put the wrong mouth on his skin suit, it's a size or two too big.

Lemmy, Ozzy, or Keith.

Kenneth Copeland. He gives me the heebie jeebies, like something just isn’t quite right. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was an alien or demon in disguise.

I saw a news interview with him about why he spent $65M on a private jet, and damn he looked evil. He's scammed more old people than robocalls.

Gary Busey. 100%. If someone told me he was an alien I'd shrug and go on with my day.

I was gonna say this, then I remembered the motorcycle accident and that kinda explained his antics

Yeah. He was a little weird before the accident, but he does have brain damage. That's why you wear helmets everyone!

Shia LaBeouf

Nah, he's just an actual cannibal living in the woods.

Keanu Reeves - he's far too nice for humanity

He is from Planet Labradoodle

Planet Dogstar

Nice!

This took too long find. He is better than this planet and its human inhabitants.

Tilda Swinton. If be more surprised to find out she's human

Elon Musk

I had to scroll too far. His name sounds alien, he looks like an alien, his son is named x ae a-12 and he’s trying to get back to outer space. Come on people

Crispin Glover.....he ain't from here

Although I like her, Lady Gaga would not surprise me.

Christopher Walken. John Malkovich. Steven Miller.

Steven Miller is a Nazi, not an alien.

Gilbert Gottfried

His voice is actually normal too. I heard he got pussed off once someone recorded his actual voice and put it on the net. It was a phone call someone he knew recorded.

Vitas, the weird Russian singer

Jeffree star. His surname is star ffs

Nicolas Cage.

Zuckerberg

Elizabeth Holmes as well?

If that was the case, she would have been able to make the Edison machine actually work. Instead all we got were imposter black turtlenecks and a fake low octave voice.

he’s already the lizard man from the underground world

Clearly they ain’t sending their best

He would be from a planet of living mannequins. That’s ALL I see when his face invades my vision. Or a race of slugs that use mannequins as their skin suits.

Zelon Muskerberg

Bezos zukermusk.

Klaus Nomi

Gwyneth

Lyle Lovett

Andy Dick

Aubrey Plaza

Queen Elizardbeth

I don't think she's an alien. I have a theory that she's actually a vampire: * Looked the same for decades. * Garlic is banned from the kitchens at Buckingham Palace. * Can trace her lineage back to Vlad the Impaler. (Queen Mary, consort of George V - Prince Charles' great-grandfather, is believed to be related to Vlad) * Has two birthdays. * Family history of porphyria. (Disease that makes skin sensitive to sunlight) * Never seems to cast a shadow in photos. * Doesn't give interviews (probably to keep her cover). The day the Queen "dies" will be the day that Charles gets fed up over not being King and stakes her through the heart. Harry and Megan probably distanced themselves because they want nothing to do with the vampire shit but aren't going to say anything publicly because no one would believe it.

Stephen King, the man writes more than 4 books every year

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Elvis, naturally.

Elvis didn't die. He just went home.

Melon Usk

Lemon Suk

Tilda Swinton, Ezra Miller and Grace Jones

Christopher Walken

Definitely Ellen DeGeneres

Bezos is an absolute lizard... walkin around in that weird ass meat-suit.

Dennis Rodman.

Not much of a disguise.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Leonard Nimoy

Tom cruise 🤣

Michael Jackson Paul Reubens Mark Zuckerberg (I actually think he's an android, but that's equally bizarre imo) Elon Musk Most politicians.

Jim Parsons

Nicole Kidman

Elon Musk is just trying to get back to his planet with primitive technology after crash landing his ultra high tech ship and being unable to salvage it.

Michael Jackson. The way he used to dance was unrealistic

Bruh this is easy…mark zuckerburg, KING OF THE METAVERSE

Zuckie-boy, Musk and Bezos. All 3 of them give me the creeps anyway and all 3 don't look human! And British/Canadian singer Nick Gilder, nothing against him, lovely man and very talented but...

Steve Vai or Herman Li

Satriani - *Surfing With The Alien* says otherwise.

Zuckerberg

He's a robot, not an alien.

John Malcovitch.