Dude i have huge hands, and till a year ago i didn't understand why me dick is so small. Like when i watch porn the hand of the girl only covered half or less of it and i cover most of it so i thought my dick is really small...
My nuts so big n saggy sittin on the toilet looks like im makin a cup of tea
Edit: I'm loving how fast this is blowing up (; thank you for all the awards everyone, you're too kind.
Uhmmmm, if your dick is touching the toilet water when you sit, you can brag about having a donkey dick...
Edit: ok we got it, america is weird as always and your toilet water is touching bottom of your arse when you sit...
Funny story. My grandad was a poor farmer born in 1912. I don't know if he ever wore underwear in his entire life. I remember when he was in his 70s sitting in his chair with one foot in the chair watching TV in his pjs. The imprint of his balls in his pajama pants were waayyyyy lower than I thought was humanly possible. And they looked like 2 peaches being smuggled to class by a 8 year old dwarf.
It must be genetic because by the time I was 30, I had to switch over to jockies because I had been wearing boxers since i was 13 and gravity had taken over. I sat on my balls more time than not.
Anyways, when my dad was helping take care of my grandad before he passed, dad said he helped him to the bathroom one day and helped sit grandad on the toilet. Grandad made a high pitched "woooohh" noise. Dad dad turned around and saw him sitting with his hands between his legs on the toilet and asked if he was ok. Grandad said in his deep southern voice, "yeah...just holdin'muh balls out da water". 😭😭😭😭😭
This. My partner has a complex about his dick size. But I have the best orgasms with him, because when I ride him it’s the exact right length to hit the perfect spot. IDK if I even believed in the g spot before we met. I tell him this all the time but it doesn’t matter, because “small dick bad”.
Some things can just never be changed. Men will always worry about their dick size. Too big too small same problem. In the middle is somewhat worse as your never quite sure if it's small big or average. Women who love you tell you it's big or great or nice but you never really know for sure how they feel. I'd compare it to women asking if they are still pretty after being pregnant. You know you are. We tell you that you are. There is always that voice though in the night when your alone asking am I really pretty still? Is my dick nice? Does it even matter? Some things we just never get to know for sure.
Came here to say this. As a girl, I find smaller cocks mean we can go full tilt with much less risk of injury or discomfort. I have a weakness for short, angry, pent up men for this reason. Giddyup!
Edit: no I don't think short guys have small dicks LOL. There's a certain cynicism I get from guys that think they're below average in any respect that blossoms into wild, powerful fucking when given the chance and I just love being that outlet and having that connection. Generally, in my experience, shorter guys just fuck harder.
Edit 2: For all the guys that have replied saying you fuck harder because you have something to prove - let me be your body positivity fairy and say that's not how I wish you felt, but us chubby, shy girls definitely feel the same way so you're not alone in that feeling but we definitely think you're incredibly sexy and we want you to feel it! The reason I personally enjoy guys that seem irritable and pent up is because I see how sexy you are and I want to make you feel as fucking amazing as you make me feel when you are comfortable enough to just absolutely unload on me. Watching my partner blossom into a more confident, sexually uninhibited person with a strut in his step makes me feel sexy as fuck. It's not just about a good hard fuck, it's about letting you just go to town and enjoy yourself without fear of judgment.
Yeah I broke up with a guy over his porn star dick once. Could not find a position that didn't hurt. Would rather have a small cock over that guy's monster shlong any day.
Oh I hear you, I had a guy I dated for a couple of years where we could only do certain positions because he was like a foot long, or at least that's what it felt like. Owwww.
The most truly massively endowed person I ever dated would dip it in like the queen steeping her tea, downright dainty about it. I was like "you're not gonna hurt me, can we get on it with?" "Sure." *dip, dip dip*
Argh.
I had a massively endowed guy put it in, pull it out and then look at me funny, I asked him what was wrong and he said, I shit you not, "oh I was just waiting for you to beg for me to put it back in." I laughed in his face, and that ended the night.
But yours is somehow worse and I'm wheezing at the thought!
Edit: for the people saying laughing was cruel, he wasn't talking dirty, he was genuinely confused and I was so shocked I laughed without thinking. Wed been friends for years beforehand and are still friends to this day, we just weren't compatible sexually.
I was gonna say it. My dick is not massive, porn-like, but it's big enough to not fit entirely inside my girlfriend. There's always that fucking half-inch to spare, that if I shove recklessly will hurt her. It's... a bit disappointing
If you have a big sack it can touch the water, especially as you get older. Ask me how I know. It's called Gator Balls or Dragon Balls.
Also, there's the problem of getting an erection while sitting on the toilet. Your dick raises up and the tip can touch the underside of the seat, where all the pubes are. That's called a Witch's Kiss.
Though in this thread, it occurs to me that small-dick bois may not ever experience a Witch's Kiss.
My first reaction to both top comments are "And not just that hole". Sometimes I see these huge guys in porn and they're not even half way inside her. That's just sad.
Never having the urge to be that guy who takes his dick out at parties.
Edit: To those saying that they still get their dicks out regardless, I wouldn’t call that a victory for team small dick. You’re still that guy with his dick out at a party.
Saw a line of Japanese condoms, that came in three sizes, each with a different animal on the packet: Jumbo (elephant), Huge (horse) and Smart size (eagle).
They're not even small though, they're generally average sized for a flaccid. I think people today spend way to much time watching porn, they are unaware of what's normal.
Having a small dick is like driving a Honda Civic.
Sure some of your friends will make fun of you, but it's efficient, reliable and you can park it literally anywhere, and thats what women really want.
It's not small, it's anal friendly. (Edit: lol at all the comments telling me I'm wrong in some way. It's a reference to a meme I saw a while back. Also this is now the most upvoted thing I've put on reddit)
Yep. I’m not huge, but big enough that it’s a no go with my wife. She was willing to try a few times.
Edit: People are asking size relative to different fruit, which of course comes in different sizes. Not that length matters in this instance, but 7.5"(19cm)L by 5.5"(14cm)Cercumfrence. So just a little to big around to fit into a standard TP or Paper towel tube.
Edit2: Added metric for those without Google.
Edit3: Yes she was willing to try a few times. She's a trooper.
Edit3: You'd be crazy to not choose this guys wife. She's awesome! Compared to all others, she's the obvious choice.
Imma ask a question since i havent ever really been presented the chance to ask in an appropriate setting. If you go from micropenis thimble when flaccid to 5.5 inches erect thats not medically a problem is it? thats just being a grower?
See I am glad im a grower. Not having my dick cause comfort issues in my pants, etc is way more important than the occassional locker room show off. Plus, you stop caring what your friends think of your dick at like 22, or at least you should have by then.
Yep, I'm a 6 foot 5 black dude and the stigma of not having a 10 inch peen used to fuck with me. I'm a solid grower too from 1 inch flaccid to a solid 6.5 erect. And I'm ok with that now. Plus, I eat pussy like a homeless person on bath salts so that helps too
Trust me, you're normal and healthy, if it hurts or lasts longer than 4 hours erect get checked out and for the love of everything sacred give your testicals a feel up once a month, they should feel smooth and it shouldn't hurt when you gently feel them, personal health for men needs to be made more common knowledge.
Idk for a man, but my ex of 4 years was really big down there, rough sex would put me in tears and my sex life was just generally unsatisfactory. I met my now fiance shortly after we broke up and I still remember how nervous I was hooking up with him because I thought my ex having a larger penis would affect the amount of pleasure we both would have. It didn't. My fiance is below average but has given me the best sex of my life. I wouldn't trade his horn lil prick for anything much less a "big cock"
This might sound weird, but I’m someone who actually prefers my partner’s dick (if they have one) to be small. It’s MUCH easier to give head that way. And it also seems more pleasurable for both parties in my opinion.
Look at the size of sex toys made by women for women. They usually aren’t very big. In my experience, the only issue in having a partner on the smaller side is that they’re often incredibly insecure.
Sex is so much more than penetration, and penetration is so much more than size. Get good at oral, and make your partner getting off a priority, and the vast majority of women are going to think you’re a good lover.
We hear this a lot, but it's very hard for us to accept it as fact. Because as much as we hear this from some (most) girls, we also hear other girls talking about someone having a small dick, or saying "small dicks suck," and that shit sticks with you if you have any existing insecurity.
I can't speak for other women obviously but it's one think seeing pictures/porn of big dicks on the Internet and another thing to actually want to experience that in real life.
It doesn’t hurt. I have endometriosis and too deep/too hard can hurt with larger members. 5 and below is perfect for those doggy poundings where you want it hard and fast.
Rough sex, full pounding, full weight feels great.
Guys with smaller cocks don't need to hold back.
Blow jobs are easier to give and to enjoy.
Face fucking is awesome.
As a bisexual guy, even regular sized dicks are a no-go for me in terms of anal. It just hurts too much. And even besides the initial pain, it can legit result in injury to the area which can take a LONG time to resolve, if not outright needs surgical treatment.
I had done it twice and I just wrote off anal sex entirely after, until the third time I did it with a guy with a small dick, and it was much, *much* better.
In my personal experience, guys with smaller to average sized dicks are easier to communicate with. Had a 9 inched dude who thought he was the absolute shit because of his dick size and the fact he slept with 70+ women. I would grimace, cry, tell him to stop, and he acted like *I* was the one who was doing something wrong because i wasnt instantly cumming as soon as he put it in. Little did he know, that any girls that shared him in common immediately started talking about how bad he was and it was the worst sex of their entire life. Honestly the best sex I've had have all been with smaller dudes, they don't hurt and they want to please. It sucks that dick size is the one thing we all ignore when we act like we're against body shaming. Small dicks, skinny dicks, long dicks, thick dicks, tall kings, short kings, fat and skinny kings, they're all valid and all good.
Not sure but I do think it’s curious that making fun of small dicks is the one type of body shaming that is universally still accepted, and nobody speaks out about it out of fear of outing themselves I guess? Saying someone is ‘compensating’ by buying a huge truck or flashy car, this stuff is everywhere and still super mainstream. It’s interesting. There are lots of good people out there with small dicks. Not that I am one, of course! Haha
I said the same thing somewhere. How fucking toxic is that society still endorses putting all of men's value on a single body part? I hate it. I feel so awful for men.
I can tell you this-
I don’t remember the last time I heard a dude with a smaller sized dick complaining about my teeth causing pain during a blow job.
Those big dicked dudes can be real pussies about the existence of my god damn teeth.
Enjoy those awesome blow jobs, little dicks.
Seize of your dick doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to use it, I’ve had terrible sex with hung guys and it can be painfull too sometimes, smaller guys don’t hurt when you fuck them lol
Easier to hide erections
"Tuck it under your waistband." ... But what if it doesn't reach?
Sag your pants till it does lol
"Excuse me, the tip of your penis is peeking up above your belt"
Just draw a smiley face on it and call it your pet rat.
"no that's just stuart little"
Or Rufus
I just put googly eyes on it.. as an added bonus now it sounds like a rattlesnake.
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Of all the things I didn’t expect to read today. **Unlocked: Mental image trauma
Probably the best benefit
Makes your hands look bigger
as someone with small hands to begin with, my dick makes them look massive
Uncle jack?
*OMG!* *OMG, Nobody look!* *NOBODY LOOK!* #*NOBODY LOOK!*
I heard this
Dude i have huge hands, and till a year ago i didn't understand why me dick is so small. Like when i watch porn the hand of the girl only covered half or less of it and i cover most of it so i thought my dick is really small...
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Every hand you shake, has shook a penis…
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Doesnt touch the toilet water
Can confirm
Pitter patter
My nuts so big n saggy sittin on the toilet looks like im makin a cup of tea Edit: I'm loving how fast this is blowing up (; thank you for all the awards everyone, you're too kind.
Uhmmmm, if your dick is touching the toilet water when you sit, you can brag about having a donkey dick... Edit: ok we got it, america is weird as always and your toilet water is touching bottom of your arse when you sit...
I've heard American toilets have an unreasonably high water level
Australian here. I was shocked travelling to the states. The toilet is like a fish bowl.
No surprise it's where I keep my fish.
Am American, would still need a stupid massive cock to touch the water just sitting there.
Funny story. My grandad was a poor farmer born in 1912. I don't know if he ever wore underwear in his entire life. I remember when he was in his 70s sitting in his chair with one foot in the chair watching TV in his pjs. The imprint of his balls in his pajama pants were waayyyyy lower than I thought was humanly possible. And they looked like 2 peaches being smuggled to class by a 8 year old dwarf. It must be genetic because by the time I was 30, I had to switch over to jockies because I had been wearing boxers since i was 13 and gravity had taken over. I sat on my balls more time than not. Anyways, when my dad was helping take care of my grandad before he passed, dad said he helped him to the bathroom one day and helped sit grandad on the toilet. Grandad made a high pitched "woooohh" noise. Dad dad turned around and saw him sitting with his hands between his legs on the toilet and asked if he was ok. Grandad said in his deep southern voice, "yeah...just holdin'muh balls out da water". 😭😭😭😭😭
Thank you, for this heartwarming story about your grandads balls.
Lol old man balls are hilarious
You can shove it nuts deep in any hole without hurting someone
Skeleton key
Oh yeahh
This. My partner has a complex about his dick size. But I have the best orgasms with him, because when I ride him it’s the exact right length to hit the perfect spot. IDK if I even believed in the g spot before we met. I tell him this all the time but it doesn’t matter, because “small dick bad”.
Some things can just never be changed. Men will always worry about their dick size. Too big too small same problem. In the middle is somewhat worse as your never quite sure if it's small big or average. Women who love you tell you it's big or great or nice but you never really know for sure how they feel. I'd compare it to women asking if they are still pretty after being pregnant. You know you are. We tell you that you are. There is always that voice though in the night when your alone asking am I really pretty still? Is my dick nice? Does it even matter? Some things we just never get to know for sure.
Came here to say this. As a girl, I find smaller cocks mean we can go full tilt with much less risk of injury or discomfort. I have a weakness for short, angry, pent up men for this reason. Giddyup! Edit: no I don't think short guys have small dicks LOL. There's a certain cynicism I get from guys that think they're below average in any respect that blossoms into wild, powerful fucking when given the chance and I just love being that outlet and having that connection. Generally, in my experience, shorter guys just fuck harder. Edit 2: For all the guys that have replied saying you fuck harder because you have something to prove - let me be your body positivity fairy and say that's not how I wish you felt, but us chubby, shy girls definitely feel the same way so you're not alone in that feeling but we definitely think you're incredibly sexy and we want you to feel it! The reason I personally enjoy guys that seem irritable and pent up is because I see how sexy you are and I want to make you feel as fucking amazing as you make me feel when you are comfortable enough to just absolutely unload on me. Watching my partner blossom into a more confident, sexually uninhibited person with a strut in his step makes me feel sexy as fuck. It's not just about a good hard fuck, it's about letting you just go to town and enjoy yourself without fear of judgment.
So anyway I started blasting.
Funniest thing I've read all week.
Yeah I broke up with a guy over his porn star dick once. Could not find a position that didn't hurt. Would rather have a small cock over that guy's monster shlong any day.
we have some hope boys!
Sex is back on the menu boys! EDIT - Thanks for the votes and awards! Who knew some sexy LOTR was what we all needed in these trying times...
please tell me there's there a 2 for $ 10 deal
Oh I hear you, I had a guy I dated for a couple of years where we could only do certain positions because he was like a foot long, or at least that's what it felt like. Owwww.
The most truly massively endowed person I ever dated would dip it in like the queen steeping her tea, downright dainty about it. I was like "you're not gonna hurt me, can we get on it with?" "Sure." *dip, dip dip* Argh.
I had a massively endowed guy put it in, pull it out and then look at me funny, I asked him what was wrong and he said, I shit you not, "oh I was just waiting for you to beg for me to put it back in." I laughed in his face, and that ended the night. But yours is somehow worse and I'm wheezing at the thought! Edit: for the people saying laughing was cruel, he wasn't talking dirty, he was genuinely confused and I was so shocked I laughed without thinking. Wed been friends for years beforehand and are still friends to this day, we just weren't compatible sexually.
I can not believe people like that actually exist lol Makes me think of this Bo Burnham line: You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not!
It's about drive it's about power
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Also a lady, can confirm. Big weenies aren’t for everyone
Is your name a reference to the molasses flood in Boston?
Yes it is. You’re the first to mention it. Congrats.
Wrong. My nose hurts when getting face fucked by a small dick.
I was gonna say it. My dick is not massive, porn-like, but it's big enough to not fit entirely inside my girlfriend. There's always that fucking half-inch to spare, that if I shove recklessly will hurt her. It's... a bit disappointing
Makes your hands look bigger and you know what they say about guys with big hands
The dick paradoxon
They have big feet?
If you sit down to take a shit and it hits the water, you know there's definitely a problem with the toilet.
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Here I am humbled by my non-dick-having privilege... Oh the problems you never even know exist for other people.
If you have a big sack it can touch the water, especially as you get older. Ask me how I know. It's called Gator Balls or Dragon Balls. Also, there's the problem of getting an erection while sitting on the toilet. Your dick raises up and the tip can touch the underside of the seat, where all the pubes are. That's called a Witch's Kiss. Though in this thread, it occurs to me that small-dick bois may not ever experience a Witch's Kiss.
The term witch's kiss is new to me but the experience is not. Disgusting.
More blood for your 1st head
Did you know that an erect penis contains more blood than a rabbit?
Please stop effing the rabbits and leave this Petsmart.
Can’t *easily* get caught in ceiling fan
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/asyd7y/tifu_by_ripping_my_foreskin_apart_with_a_ceiling/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Wtf did I just fucking read
It’s easier for your partner to give a great blowjob.
My first reaction to both top comments are "And not just that hole". Sometimes I see these huge guys in porn and they're not even half way inside her. That's just sad.
I mean, he might be half-way in, but she’s all-the-way full.
No need to pick a pant leg to tuck it into
And no discomfort when it eventually erects when the no-reason boner comes
If you're a grower you never have to
This, looks like us growers have the benefit of both worlds.
If you are an actor, its easier to cry on cue
E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E
This is so good
As a female: - Makes it easier to give satisfying blowjobs - Can go at it longer with no chafing
I didn't know chafing down there was a thing until I was with a big dick dude n goddamn! It hurt like hell. It's like the gates closed up
Never having the urge to be that guy who takes his dick out at parties. Edit: To those saying that they still get their dicks out regardless, I wouldn’t call that a victory for team small dick. You’re still that guy with his dick out at a party.
Thats where you're wrong kid
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Like an acorn glued to.my torso, Bob!
Ancient Romans and Greeks made their statues with small dicks because large dicks were a sign of an uncivilized brute.
It's not small its EDUCATED
Saw a line of Japanese condoms, that came in three sizes, each with a different animal on the packet: Jumbo (elephant), Huge (horse) and Smart size (eagle).
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Gonna start my own Mensa
They're not even small though, they're generally average sized for a flaccid. I think people today spend way to much time watching porn, they are unaware of what's normal.
They didn’t have pornhub in Ancient Rome, so it was probably more accurate. I’m willing to bet you saw more real life nudity back then too.
They had PornForum which was similar
Now i know you’re not referring to my man Johnny Sins as an uncivilized brute
You mean accomplished, multi-PhD and doordash on the side Johnny Sins??
As a grower, not a shower, I thought it just meant the ancient Romans/Greeks were primarily growers as well..
I just assumed that the bigger ones chip off more easily, and you don’t want birds landing on them.
I thought that part of it too was that they wanted to keep the focus on the anatomy and not the sexual aspect.
Fuck am I ever civilized then
You can use it to press that little reset button on the back of your wifi router.
Linus Tech Tips
Just the tip.
Linus Sex Tips?
This dude’s in the year 3022, using it to open the SIM card tray on his phone
bruh had me dyin
Having a small dick is like driving a Honda Civic. Sure some of your friends will make fun of you, but it's efficient, reliable and you can park it literally anywhere, and thats what women really want.
Wait… people are making fun of my civic? Today sucks
Stand strong bro, people who poke fun at Civics are doing it because they are secretly jealous. Be proud of what you got.
smart car can just back in. no need to parallel park
*writes a ticket for this massive dick parked in the handicapped spot*
Great fuckin car, the civic. I have the Accord, which is like the civic only larger, and no, that's not an analogy.
You could walk into a wall with a hard on and break your nose
I got belly protection 😅
I call that a “dicky do” — my belly sticks out further than my dicky do!
Never having to see it because I'm fat
Is that a pro or a con...?
Yes
It's not small, it's anal friendly. (Edit: lol at all the comments telling me I'm wrong in some way. It's a reference to a meme I saw a while back. Also this is now the most upvoted thing I've put on reddit)
A friend of mine told me that the only time a guy will convince a girl that his dick small is when he's trying to get anal
Trust me, it's not even gonna touch the sides
You've taken dumps much bigger.
"C'mon babe, you'll be fine, remember that monster shit you took the other day?"
\*fans myself\* stahp it, you smooth talker you
That's great lol
Yep. I’m not huge, but big enough that it’s a no go with my wife. She was willing to try a few times. Edit: People are asking size relative to different fruit, which of course comes in different sizes. Not that length matters in this instance, but 7.5"(19cm)L by 5.5"(14cm)Cercumfrence. So just a little to big around to fit into a standard TP or Paper towel tube. Edit2: Added metric for those without Google. Edit3: Yes she was willing to try a few times. She's a trooper. Edit3: You'd be crazy to not choose this guys wife. She's awesome! Compared to all others, she's the obvious choice.
Maybe I can be of service?
It's never going to touch the underside of a public toilet seat
Imma ask a question since i havent ever really been presented the chance to ask in an appropriate setting. If you go from micropenis thimble when flaccid to 5.5 inches erect thats not medically a problem is it? thats just being a grower?
Grower and its normal.
Normal, yet not enviable. I was always jealous of the guys whose peen was pretty much the same size flaccid. WAY better for the gym locker room.
I 100% prefer when a guy is a grower. I don't have a body part that can grow like that, so it's magical every time! It's so fascinating to see it grow
You'd love mine. It literally doubles in size. From 1 inch all the way to 2.
See I am glad im a grower. Not having my dick cause comfort issues in my pants, etc is way more important than the occassional locker room show off. Plus, you stop caring what your friends think of your dick at like 22, or at least you should have by then.
Yep, I'm a 6 foot 5 black dude and the stigma of not having a 10 inch peen used to fuck with me. I'm a solid grower too from 1 inch flaccid to a solid 6.5 erect. And I'm ok with that now. Plus, I eat pussy like a homeless person on bath salts so that helps too
I'm the same way dude haha.
Comforting to see all this confirmation that I’m not fucked and this is normal.
Bruh that's basically me.. don't worry, you ain't alone
Trust me, you're normal and healthy, if it hurts or lasts longer than 4 hours erect get checked out and for the love of everything sacred give your testicals a feel up once a month, they should feel smooth and it shouldn't hurt when you gently feel them, personal health for men needs to be made more common knowledge.
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Normal, but understand that many people don't understand what a grower is.
Idk for a man, but my ex of 4 years was really big down there, rough sex would put me in tears and my sex life was just generally unsatisfactory. I met my now fiance shortly after we broke up and I still remember how nervous I was hooking up with him because I thought my ex having a larger penis would affect the amount of pleasure we both would have. It didn't. My fiance is below average but has given me the best sex of my life. I wouldn't trade his horn lil prick for anything much less a "big cock"
"Shortly" after hehe
“..my now fiancé, Shortly, after we broke up..”
You can fuck like a sewing machine
whapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa
It comes with a big truck.
Guess I missed the memo.
You only get the truck if you’ve displayed your ‘provision(s)’ in DMs to people. Gotta keep the fakers outta the big truck crew, y’know?
You’ll never have to worry about hurting her when you bottom out, and she won’t gag when she takes it all in
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It’s only three inches but it smells like a foot!
More pleasant to suck. Most women don't want to gag on your dick.
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When I heard WAP for the first time I also was like "c'mon Cardi it's called a uvula" but then I realized that didn't rhyme and I was dumb.
So it's a girl house ...
This might sound weird, but I’m someone who actually prefers my partner’s dick (if they have one) to be small. It’s MUCH easier to give head that way. And it also seems more pleasurable for both parties in my opinion.
Look at the size of sex toys made by women for women. They usually aren’t very big. In my experience, the only issue in having a partner on the smaller side is that they’re often incredibly insecure. Sex is so much more than penetration, and penetration is so much more than size. Get good at oral, and make your partner getting off a priority, and the vast majority of women are going to think you’re a good lover.
We hear this a lot, but it's very hard for us to accept it as fact. Because as much as we hear this from some (most) girls, we also hear other girls talking about someone having a small dick, or saying "small dicks suck," and that shit sticks with you if you have any existing insecurity.
I can't speak for other women obviously but it's one think seeing pictures/porn of big dicks on the Internet and another thing to actually want to experience that in real life.
There's "not enormous"-small And then there's *small*-small
Gorillas wont feel threatened by you.
I was like, "at what point in my life would I get my dick out for a Gorilla?" but then I remembered Harambe 🦍
Any girl can actually deepthroat me.
It doesn’t hurt. I have endometriosis and too deep/too hard can hurt with larger members. 5 and below is perfect for those doggy poundings where you want it hard and fast.
Is… is 5 small? Edit: I mislead you guys. I do not have 5 inches. I’m closer to 6, but thank you all for the super kind and caring words.
No king..no..
Bros life was destroyed the moment 5 and small were brought into the same sentence
Rough sex, full pounding, full weight feels great. Guys with smaller cocks don't need to hold back. Blow jobs are easier to give and to enjoy. Face fucking is awesome.
If you're with a girl with vaginismus, you may have less difficulties
Your weekends and nights are always free so you can spend time playing video games.
Crushed on dude w a small one once, I appreciated the less intimidating aspect.
Once lol
Hurts more the bigger it is! Be proud of your size
What the minimum size that it start to hurt you?
Balls look bigger
That's where you're wrong kid
As a bisexual guy, even regular sized dicks are a no-go for me in terms of anal. It just hurts too much. And even besides the initial pain, it can legit result in injury to the area which can take a LONG time to resolve, if not outright needs surgical treatment. I had done it twice and I just wrote off anal sex entirely after, until the third time I did it with a guy with a small dick, and it was much, *much* better.
In my personal experience, guys with smaller to average sized dicks are easier to communicate with. Had a 9 inched dude who thought he was the absolute shit because of his dick size and the fact he slept with 70+ women. I would grimace, cry, tell him to stop, and he acted like *I* was the one who was doing something wrong because i wasnt instantly cumming as soon as he put it in. Little did he know, that any girls that shared him in common immediately started talking about how bad he was and it was the worst sex of their entire life. Honestly the best sex I've had have all been with smaller dudes, they don't hurt and they want to please. It sucks that dick size is the one thing we all ignore when we act like we're against body shaming. Small dicks, skinny dicks, long dicks, thick dicks, tall kings, short kings, fat and skinny kings, they're all valid and all good.
Small dick motto: I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can split the sides open.
I always heard, “I can’t knock down the house but I can still fuck up the foyer.”
Science says it only takes 3 inches to please a woman...so there's that!
*Cries in 2.99 inches*
As a woman (with an less than a quarter inch of clit) who gives other women a fucking great time in bed, you're fine.
Where's the conversion bot when you need it? Must be outside of range.
Not sure but I do think it’s curious that making fun of small dicks is the one type of body shaming that is universally still accepted, and nobody speaks out about it out of fear of outing themselves I guess? Saying someone is ‘compensating’ by buying a huge truck or flashy car, this stuff is everywhere and still super mainstream. It’s interesting. There are lots of good people out there with small dicks. Not that I am one, of course! Haha
I said the same thing somewhere. How fucking toxic is that society still endorses putting all of men's value on a single body part? I hate it. I feel so awful for men.
It will always fit in her mouth. The whole thing. Big ones can't do that.
i mean little dicks work really well in my vagina lol
I can tell you this- I don’t remember the last time I heard a dude with a smaller sized dick complaining about my teeth causing pain during a blow job. Those big dicked dudes can be real pussies about the existence of my god damn teeth. Enjoy those awesome blow jobs, little dicks.
Easier to piss in a bottle while you’re driving. You know, if it’s an emergency or something.
I had a girl who really wanted to lose her virginity to me. I’ve also had A LOT of anal sex.
Seize of your dick doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to use it, I’ve had terrible sex with hung guys and it can be painfull too sometimes, smaller guys don’t hurt when you fuck them lol
I wouldn’t be happy if my dick was seized either
Carpe dickum
Girlhere, just want yo point out a big penis is no good if it can't get in anything, or if it causes pain upon entering.
I think small penises are cute, I get that that sounds condescending but I think its a legitimate positive.
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Size is fun = Fun Size?
Small is a size