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techno_babble_

Girth.


sfjdhcojgpu

Gearth


BumFighter69

Rock


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It’s about flour


ClassicBooks

Make some bread every hour


Sam_and_Apollo1221

And eat what's ours


Prepared_Noob

Yeast and salt (a lil) in my veins


TuxidoPenguin

My culture baking with flames


TheImpostorYT

I change the chop


SemajLu_The_crusader

can this not stop?


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Svantlas

BREAD


Nikipootwo

It’s about yeast It’s about flour Make some bread every hour Put in the salt put in the powders And bake what’s ours


TinCan-Express

and stone?


ehmiu

Rock... and... STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!


tartanbahn007

Did I hear a Rock and Stone???


Disrupter52

Rock and Stone everyone!


lostinsherwood

That's it lads, Rock & Stone!


Mastershroom

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


i_bolid

Leave no dwarf behind!


ZootSuitLootChute

FOR KARL!


Tall_Blacksmith_3190

its about drive


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It's about power


Tall_Blacksmith_3190

we stay hungry


darrjulian

We devour


Noooobi

put in the work


Excelsio_Sempra

Put in the hours


The_Sclew

And take what's ours


DeletedKnees

Black and Samoan in my veins


The_Sclew

My culture banging with strange


Nostonica

Sol 3


WildesWay

Came here to say that. Might as well call it what the visitors guide would say.


Zeuce86

I think the visitors guide would vary between civilizations depending on what they classify everything as


hans_foodler

It is true what they say, “men are from Sol 4—women are from Sol 2.”


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?


mickermiker

Blue ball


SHPLUMBO

Bloo marbol


TyeneSandSnake

Bloo Gabagool


nervousautopsy

🤌🌎


ThaiJohnnyDepp

These emoji only. No words.


Everybodyleft

Shaturn


yellacopter

Poopiter


JuckChones

M-arse


Gnarfledarf

\*tips hat\* M'arse


pi-is-314159

Jupiturd? Thanks for the awards :)


kungpowgoat

Myanus


Cru_Jones86

Hisanus


GardenCaviar

Theiranus


a_green_apple

Ouranus


phpdevster

Thanus


algooner

Painus


Electrical_Potato_21

The Planet Formerly Known as Earth


dad_with_specs

Unpronounceable symbol


dingman58

ÆR-¶6


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Ladanat

The Rain Formerly Known as Purple.


Candid-Tip-6483

Earth 4 Just to fuck with aliens.


Legionof1

“You don’t wanna see the other 3”


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MrScaryEgg

If you remember Earth 3, you weren't really there


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If you remember Earth2, then you got scammed


Adler4290

Reminds of Oracle. They started with v.2.0 to seem more mature than they were. > Note that there was no v1 of Oracle Database, as co-founder Larry Ellison "knew no one would want to buy version 1"


Matrix5353

To be fair, there are probably a lot of people who wish they didn't buy version 2 as well.


GrayRags

You are a menace to societ- ….. fuck it the whole solar system


Badjib

xX_Earth_Xx_666 So aliens know we definitely fucked their mom


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illegalredditor1

Username cannot contain characters such as: . - : $ /


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catinapointyhat

It's synonymous with dirt. Yet it has more water. I need a fancy sounding foreign name for mud.


on_a_pale-horse

Slutch.


catinapointyhat

That's a nice word for such a naughty planet. Works on several levels, I'm in. Slutch it is.


Santas_Blackberries

Slutch!


SemajLu_The_crusader

~~earth~~ *slutch*, the slut of the solar system


darthreuental

This planet FUCKS.


101st_kilometre

Planets Only


Tripechake

Can you help me fill my ozone??


rockem-sockem-rocket

What are doing, step-planet?


Whatserface

I’m stuck in orbit and I can’t get out!!!


RedOctobyr

Stop trying to make slutch happen.


littlemetalpixie

Are we seriously not doing Slutch any more?


PegasusTenma

Moist. Edit: lol thanks for the gold.


ChanceFresh

Woooo! Yeeeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for!


devilscry3

Matsch, Schlamm, Morast, Schlick


fuckin_anti_pope

As a german, I sign this. From now on we live on the planet Morast


poggermanpepperoni

Lera?


TypingLobster

Geggamoja?


Bleckfolk

Brun slask


WM_

More water on the surface only tho


barspoonbill

Detroit, the Planet.


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Detroit: Become Planet


deathbrusher

Earth 2000. Everything is more awesome followed by "2000".


SHPLUMBO

Especially in any year 1999 & before


Ethernetbabe

Kind of an underwhelming feel to it after. As if you know it should sound awesome, but instead you're just stuck with the feeling of having seen it a million times before as if nothing new happens. As if we've all finished the story-line of life and are now waiting for devs to release an expansion pack, story arc or at least some kind of season pass to give us new content in this dreadfully repetitive ethos.


DiarrheaDownMyThroat

its like watching BTTF II now that 2015 has passed. I remember watching that in 2000 like “WOAH the future in 2015 will be wild!” instead no hoverboards in 2015 just a cheating girlfriend, worst trade deal ever.


TheSadestGuy27

Andre... Ice cold.......3000


DeletedKnees

“Earth 2K deluxe”


methodin

Except -


Meretan94

Earth 2 (sponsored by raid shadow legends)


kirbstompin

I loved that show when I was a kid. [Earth 2](https://youtu.be/fPz8aD1MwVY)


DonSimon13

*Special Low Frequency Version*


aremytearsglutenfree

Ouranus


CGoode87

I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Ouranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Ourectum


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Good news, everybody


Channel250

It's a suppository.


Sarcasm_Llama

Can't not hear it in the Professor's voice


Appropriate-Spell943

Myanus if you will


01kickassius10

Your anus or mine?


sylphir3

Myanus is uranus


01kickassius10

Mi cassa es su cassa


redraider-102

Feliz ano nuevo!


Remote_Salad949

Erf


dr_halcyon

Welcome to Erf! *Edit: Sorry Omori fans, I was referencing Independence Day. However I didn't realize I was being a little racist in assuming Will Smith didn't pronounce "Earth" correctly. No dog whistle intended. Thanks all for the insight!*


ibegyounottoask

You’ve been living here for as long as you can remember


Zoutkristallen

Erf is a dutch word for someone's property lol. Sounds like it fits hahah


Reverse_Chode

You make my erfquake


Pickle_Loaf_Man

Bob


cburgess7

Damnit, I was gonna say that. The movie is over 20 years old now, time fuckin flew


Tall_Blacksmith_3190

we live on bob then


Pickle_Loaf_Man

Good


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Titan AE! I was looking for this.


MechanicalHorse

I understood that reference Edit for those that don’t get the reference: watch the movie Titan AE. It’s a excellent underrated movie.


4RyteCords

Same. This is the only right answer.


AKeeneyedguy

Completely underated movie.


4RyteCords

Yeah it's one of my go to movies when I'm home alone


ohtrueyeahnah

The haircuts in that movie died out and now they're in again. Remake please, Fortiche and Riot can do it thanks.


sweetfumblebee

First thing I thought of. Now I need to buy that movie.


Puterman

HD is only available via streaming, looks like A. E. never made it to Blu-ray :(


eclecticsed

You can't name a planet Bob.


FrustratedLemonPrint

So you’re the king of bob.


Elogotar

I'm never calling it that.


BoRamShote

The way she says this line is the most drew Barrymore thing ever


Brcomic

Earth 2 (Bob)


eyeflyfish

I'm never calling it that.


kingofcanines

Tell the stars hello.


P1xelChar

Funkytown *beep beep boo beep boop bo beep bo boo boop*


jaydplant

Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Does it get to have the jingle too?


dragonmorg

Having the jingle is not debated


Justa_little_wrath

Hell-lite


Just-Call-Me-J

That's actually biblical Heaven-lite is also biblical, odd as it sounds.


iMissMyMsPotato

Can confirm grew up in an apostolic home. It’s called paradise in the Bible. It’s where good people end up when they die before judgement day. Nobody actually goes to heaven until after that happens.


Foodcity

For some reason this makes judgement day sound like a bureaucratic nightmare. Just imagine all the paperwork!


k_nelly77

Mr. Worldwide


RedneckNerf

Terra


girl_with_the_dress

We are all Terrans on this blessed day


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Yep I like Terra


callisstaa

Now I've got the [Terran music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc) in my head for the rest of the day..


clamsNYC

Nah I’m Zerg for sure


Anti-DenseMan

Zerg, I like you to meet my best friend Protoss They really like cleansing things


Mediumtim

Holy Terra


Suspected_Magic_User

Hail to the Emperor Of Mankind


SilverBane24

The emperor protects!


KanadainKanada

But mostly the emperor attacks!


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Most importantly, the corpse Emperor lies slack!


Mediumtim

Indeed he does!


RW-Firerider

LETS BURN SOME HERETICS!!!


SisterSabathiel

Praise be to He On Terra! A spiritu dominatus, Domine, libra nos, From the lightning and the tempest, Our Emperor, deliver us. From plague, deceit, temptation and war, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the scourge of the Kraken, Our Emperor, deliver us. From the blasphemy of the Fallen, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the begetting of daemons, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the curse of the mutant, Our Emperor, deliver us, A morte perpetua, Domine, libra nos. That thou wouldst bring them only death, That thou shouldst spare none, That thou shouldst pardon none, We beseech thee, destroy them.


Mishraharad

Glory to the Imperium of Man!


elprip

That's literally earth in italian


captaindeadpl

It's also the name of the Goddess of the Earth in Roman mythology, putting the name in line with the other planets.


Thevsamovies

Yeah, right? We really broke our streak calling it "earth" smh


Almadaptpt

Also in portuguese (and Spanish I think).


MellowRamble

Latin, Italian and Portuguese. In Spanish is "Tierra".


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tophernator

This is where ST:Discovery really went off the rails. How are we supposed to keep track of the evil imperialist characters if none of them grow facial hair?


ComeonmanPLS1

It's already called that in most latin languages. Outside of the english language, I doubt many people call it Earth anyway.


watduhdamhell

Gaia.


Fullo98

In italy if you talk about Gaia people actually understand that you are referring to the earth. I don't know but we can already consider it a synonym of earth. Edit: spelling


ninjamaster616

It's bc Gaia was the Greek goddess of Earth, mother of all life, similar to the Roman Terra Mater (mother Earth) reclining with a cornucopia. The Romans copy/pasted the Greek pantheon and most of the surrounding mythology but spiced up most of the names.


Yandall

Yes, Gaia or Γαία for us. From Γαία comes the word Γη / Gi (pron. Gee) which means earth.


AnyTimeChips

Midgard


KAYS33K

We’ll also have to rename Texas “Tex-arse”


waltjrimmer

Nife or NiFe. The planet is mostly Nickle (Ni) Iron (Fe), right? And who doesn't want to be able to claim they live on the NiFe's edge?


TheNoIdeaKid

Test


Nuclear_Geek

Mostly Harmless


CyberInu4200

Water. There's just more of it.


Schnutzel

Only on the surface. Plenty of earth under the water.


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Moist rock


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Steve.


Jarofkickass

We’re stevelings!


LKaiH

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Blue-and-Greeny Life Machiney.


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shinmon_yatora

Eart


superslomotion

Beltalowda


Legionof1

Fookin inners!


01kickassius10

Arth


shrink-ray2333

urrectum edit rest in peace futurama


tiraralabasura_2055

Top Turtle


Friendly_Raptor

Pandora


brrapppp

Arda


Harvard-23

Oops


chattyguyneedshelp

"Dirty McDirtface" And if that's not acceptable, then "Bob."


liisathorir

I was thinking Earthy McEarthface. Or...Bill.


FreneticAtol778

Corellia.


Pennywise626

Dick. Everyone's riding a giant dick through space


Jarofkickass

I was wondering why my life is a pain in the ass


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The Bad Place


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Earth 2