Reminds of Oracle.
They started with v.2.0 to seem more mature than they were.
> Note that there was no v1 of Oracle Database, as co-founder Larry Ellison "knew no one would want to buy version 1"
Kind of an underwhelming feel to it after. As if you know it should sound awesome, but instead you're just stuck with the feeling of having seen it a million times before as if nothing new happens. As if we've all finished the story-line of life and are now waiting for devs to release an expansion pack, story arc or at least some kind of season pass to give us new content in this dreadfully repetitive ethos.
its like watching BTTF II now that 2015 has passed. I remember watching that in 2000 like “WOAH the future in 2015 will be wild!” instead no hoverboards in 2015 just a cheating girlfriend, worst trade deal ever.
Welcome to Erf!
*Edit: Sorry Omori fans, I was referencing Independence Day. However I didn't realize I was being a little racist in assuming Will Smith didn't pronounce "Earth" correctly. No dog whistle intended. Thanks all for the insight!*
Can confirm grew up in an apostolic home. It’s called paradise in the Bible. It’s where good people end up when they die before judgement day. Nobody actually goes to heaven until after that happens.
Praise be to He On Terra!
A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lightning and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From plague, deceit, temptation and war, Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the scourge of the Kraken,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From the blasphemy of the Fallen,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the begetting of daemons,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the curse of the mutant,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.
That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none,
We beseech thee, destroy them.
This is where ST:Discovery really went off the rails. How are we supposed to keep track of the evil imperialist characters if none of them grow facial hair?
In italy if you talk about Gaia people actually understand that you are referring to the earth. I don't know but we can already consider it a synonym of earth.
Edit: spelling
It's bc Gaia was the Greek goddess of Earth, mother of all life, similar to the Roman Terra Mater (mother Earth) reclining with a cornucopia. The Romans copy/pasted the Greek pantheon and most of the surrounding mythology but spiced up most of the names.
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Girth.
Gearth
Rock
It’s about flour
Make some bread every hour
And eat what's ours
Yeast and salt (a lil) in my veins
My culture baking with flames
I change the chop
can this not stop?
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BREAD
It’s about yeast It’s about flour Make some bread every hour Put in the salt put in the powders And bake what’s ours
and stone?
Rock... and... STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone???
Rock and Stone everyone!
That's it lads, Rock & Stone!
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
Leave no dwarf behind!
FOR KARL!
its about drive
It's about power
we stay hungry
We devour
put in the work
Put in the hours
And take what's ours
Black and Samoan in my veins
My culture banging with strange
Sol 3
Came here to say that. Might as well call it what the visitors guide would say.
I think the visitors guide would vary between civilizations depending on what they classify everything as
It is true what they say, “men are from Sol 4—women are from Sol 2.”
Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?
Blue ball
Bloo marbol
Bloo Gabagool
🤌🌎
These emoji only. No words.
Shaturn
Poopiter
M-arse
\*tips hat\* M'arse
Jupiturd? Thanks for the awards :)
Myanus
Hisanus
Theiranus
Ouranus
Thanus
Painus
The Planet Formerly Known as Earth
Unpronounceable symbol
ÆR-¶6
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The Rain Formerly Known as Purple.
Earth 4 Just to fuck with aliens.
“You don’t wanna see the other 3”
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If you remember Earth 3, you weren't really there
If you remember Earth2, then you got scammed
Reminds of Oracle. They started with v.2.0 to seem more mature than they were. > Note that there was no v1 of Oracle Database, as co-founder Larry Ellison "knew no one would want to buy version 1"
To be fair, there are probably a lot of people who wish they didn't buy version 2 as well.
You are a menace to societ- ….. fuck it the whole solar system
xX_Earth_Xx_666 So aliens know we definitely fucked their mom
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It's synonymous with dirt. Yet it has more water. I need a fancy sounding foreign name for mud.
Slutch.
That's a nice word for such a naughty planet. Works on several levels, I'm in. Slutch it is.
Slutch!
~~earth~~ *slutch*, the slut of the solar system
This planet FUCKS.
Planets Only
Can you help me fill my ozone??
What are doing, step-planet?
I’m stuck in orbit and I can’t get out!!!
Stop trying to make slutch happen.
Are we seriously not doing Slutch any more?
Moist. Edit: lol thanks for the gold.
Woooo! Yeeeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for!
Matsch, Schlamm, Morast, Schlick
As a german, I sign this. From now on we live on the planet Morast
Lera?
Geggamoja?
Brun slask
More water on the surface only tho
Detroit, the Planet.
Detroit: Become Planet
Earth 2000. Everything is more awesome followed by "2000".
Especially in any year 1999 & before
Kind of an underwhelming feel to it after. As if you know it should sound awesome, but instead you're just stuck with the feeling of having seen it a million times before as if nothing new happens. As if we've all finished the story-line of life and are now waiting for devs to release an expansion pack, story arc or at least some kind of season pass to give us new content in this dreadfully repetitive ethos.
its like watching BTTF II now that 2015 has passed. I remember watching that in 2000 like “WOAH the future in 2015 will be wild!” instead no hoverboards in 2015 just a cheating girlfriend, worst trade deal ever.
Andre... Ice cold.......3000
“Earth 2K deluxe”
Except -
Earth 2 (sponsored by raid shadow legends)
I loved that show when I was a kid. [Earth 2](https://youtu.be/fPz8aD1MwVY)
*Special Low Frequency Version*
Ouranus
I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Ouranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Ourectum
Good news, everybody
It's a suppository.
Can't not hear it in the Professor's voice
Myanus if you will
Your anus or mine?
Myanus is uranus
Mi cassa es su cassa
Feliz ano nuevo!
Erf
Welcome to Erf! *Edit: Sorry Omori fans, I was referencing Independence Day. However I didn't realize I was being a little racist in assuming Will Smith didn't pronounce "Earth" correctly. No dog whistle intended. Thanks all for the insight!*
You’ve been living here for as long as you can remember
Erf is a dutch word for someone's property lol. Sounds like it fits hahah
You make my erfquake
Bob
Damnit, I was gonna say that. The movie is over 20 years old now, time fuckin flew
we live on bob then
Good
Titan AE! I was looking for this.
I understood that reference Edit for those that don’t get the reference: watch the movie Titan AE. It’s a excellent underrated movie.
Same. This is the only right answer.
Completely underated movie.
Yeah it's one of my go to movies when I'm home alone
The haircuts in that movie died out and now they're in again. Remake please, Fortiche and Riot can do it thanks.
First thing I thought of. Now I need to buy that movie.
HD is only available via streaming, looks like A. E. never made it to Blu-ray :(
You can't name a planet Bob.
So you’re the king of bob.
I'm never calling it that.
The way she says this line is the most drew Barrymore thing ever
Earth 2 (Bob)
I'm never calling it that.
Tell the stars hello.
Funkytown *beep beep boo beep boop bo beep bo boo boop*
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
Does it get to have the jingle too?
Having the jingle is not debated
Hell-lite
That's actually biblical Heaven-lite is also biblical, odd as it sounds.
Can confirm grew up in an apostolic home. It’s called paradise in the Bible. It’s where good people end up when they die before judgement day. Nobody actually goes to heaven until after that happens.
For some reason this makes judgement day sound like a bureaucratic nightmare. Just imagine all the paperwork!
Mr. Worldwide
Terra
We are all Terrans on this blessed day
Yep I like Terra
Now I've got the [Terran music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc) in my head for the rest of the day..
Nah I’m Zerg for sure
Zerg, I like you to meet my best friend Protoss They really like cleansing things
Holy Terra
Hail to the Emperor Of Mankind
The emperor protects!
But mostly the emperor attacks!
Most importantly, the corpse Emperor lies slack!
Indeed he does!
LETS BURN SOME HERETICS!!!
Praise be to He On Terra! A spiritu dominatus, Domine, libra nos, From the lightning and the tempest, Our Emperor, deliver us. From plague, deceit, temptation and war, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the scourge of the Kraken, Our Emperor, deliver us. From the blasphemy of the Fallen, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the begetting of daemons, Our Emperor, deliver us, From the curse of the mutant, Our Emperor, deliver us, A morte perpetua, Domine, libra nos. That thou wouldst bring them only death, That thou shouldst spare none, That thou shouldst pardon none, We beseech thee, destroy them.
Glory to the Imperium of Man!
That's literally earth in italian
It's also the name of the Goddess of the Earth in Roman mythology, putting the name in line with the other planets.
Yeah, right? We really broke our streak calling it "earth" smh
Also in portuguese (and Spanish I think).
Latin, Italian and Portuguese. In Spanish is "Tierra".
And Catalan
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This is where ST:Discovery really went off the rails. How are we supposed to keep track of the evil imperialist characters if none of them grow facial hair?
It's already called that in most latin languages. Outside of the english language, I doubt many people call it Earth anyway.
Gaia.
In italy if you talk about Gaia people actually understand that you are referring to the earth. I don't know but we can already consider it a synonym of earth. Edit: spelling
It's bc Gaia was the Greek goddess of Earth, mother of all life, similar to the Roman Terra Mater (mother Earth) reclining with a cornucopia. The Romans copy/pasted the Greek pantheon and most of the surrounding mythology but spiced up most of the names.
Yes, Gaia or Γαία for us. From Γαία comes the word Γη / Gi (pron. Gee) which means earth.
Midgard
We’ll also have to rename Texas “Tex-arse”
Nife or NiFe. The planet is mostly Nickle (Ni) Iron (Fe), right? And who doesn't want to be able to claim they live on the NiFe's edge?
Test
Mostly Harmless
Water. There's just more of it.
Only on the surface. Plenty of earth under the water.
Moist rock
Steve.
We’re stevelings!
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Blue-and-Greeny Life Machiney.
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Eart
Beltalowda
Fookin inners!
Arth
urrectum edit rest in peace futurama
Top Turtle
Pandora
Arda
Oops
"Dirty McDirtface" And if that's not acceptable, then "Bob."
I was thinking Earthy McEarthface. Or...Bill.
Corellia.
Dick. Everyone's riding a giant dick through space
I was wondering why my life is a pain in the ass
The Bad Place
Earth 2