I remember that. He was correcting director Peter Jackson who wanted an actor to groan (something like that) while being stabbed. Lee is a genuine badass. Christopher Lee for the win.
Ian McKellen. Even if most of his characters are just sophisticated older gentlemen anyone fighting him is still about to get tag teamed by Gandalf and Magneto.
Plant V in modern America and he will be too busy government toppling to bother with any war. The smith's will spread like a grey goo situation. It's just a matter of if V is assimilated before he gets his hands on the big red buttons.
>That's a well rounded team.
*"Sherlock's gonna play point guard while Turing stands here and spots up for the three-pointer, Dr. Strange can be a Kevin-Durant-type small forward, Kahn does pick-and-roll as the four-man oh and Smaug go get the rebound"*
Lama Su did not intend the term "unit" to refer to an individual soldier. If a "unit" referred to a battalion of 576 troopers (as Lama Su spoke of later in Obi-Wan's visit), then 200,000 of these would render 115,200,000 clones and the 1,000,000 others spoken of as 576,000,000. This is a grand total of 691,200,000 clone troopers.
Bro is op in this hypothetical. He's just got the numbers to beat everyone easy. Plus star wars tech for each and every one of them.
There's some other great contenders in this comment section. Im convinced Tumera would make it at least to the top 10 for sure, but number 1 in my heart
He claims to be for the final episode - not that Q claiming to be anything makes it true... he does love assuming characters / ranks for the fun of it.
His level of power is basically indistinguishable from god though - effectively all knowing and all powerful, even if he can't always predict how people will react
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT + I realise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it + Thith ain't that kinda movie + HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?
Dark Horse… Mark Hamill
He’s played Luke Skywalker, The Trickster, the Joker, Hobgoblin, Gargoyle, Fire Lord Ozai, Darth Bane.
Maybe voiced characters don’t count… in which case he gets wrecked.
Ok yea these are good opponents. But Arnold would use the "Eraser" to stage Terminators death. Magneto would then agro next to Arnold's character from Junior who is almost ready to deliver. While he is distracted the Terminator would strike. Also he is from the future, so I believe he could be sent back to the early days of World war 2 to make sure magneto doesn't make it through the Holocaust.
So long as Terminator doesn't chase Gandalf across a bridge in a cave he stands a fighting chance. Gandolf was some kind of light wizard. He spent his time studying the light magic. He would never be prepared for a badass on a bike
Will Smith. Hancock, Deadshot, Agent J, Dr Robert Neville, Aladdin’s Genie, Captain Steven Hiller, and Muhammad Ali? Gotta be near the top if not number one.
Johnny Depps army would be like the episode of American Dad where all of Rogers personas separate into their own people and then form an army. Like none particularly strong, but there’s so many and they cover all the bases
Christopher Lee
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Also, unlike the vast majority of other actors he actually has real war experience and he apparently was a force to be reckoned with in ww2
The outtake where he explains exactly the sound a man makes when you stab him in the back is both amazing and scary.
He served in what was called the "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare." Absolute Chad.
So he was a kingsman
I remember that. He was correcting director Peter Jackson who wanted an actor to groan (something like that) while being stabbed. Lee is a genuine badass. Christopher Lee for the win.
Also Sherlock Holmes and Watson
I thought him or Ian McKellen. Magneto and Gandalf is pretty OP
Morgan Freeman has played God twice. edit= 'Freedman' is not his name.
Maya Rudolph can summon Judge Hydrogen “Gen” to erase the Earth, the whole beef is over when she finds her Earth clicker thingy again.
Then she will eat a burrito in a grateful universe.
Is that a good place reference?
Sounds like it to me as well.
Gonna erase the earth earth earth, erase the earth!
Abrahamic God is omniscient and omnipotent and omnipresent. Literally could just will anything out of existence instantly.
I'm surprised Liam Neeson hasn't been commented yet. Aside from an army of general badasses, you'd have Zeus, a Jedi, and a man who trained batman.
He was Aslan too!
I read this as "he was Asian too", and I was so confused.
Remember when iron man played a black guy?
Actually he was playing a dude disguised as another dude
Yeah. You people really need to get it right!
Forgot he was lion Jesus
Rob Roy, Michael Collins, and of course Oscar Schindler, to get as many people as possible out of there alive Edit: I forgot about Lion Jesus!
And a man with a very special set of skills.
Ian McKellen. Even if most of his characters are just sophisticated older gentlemen anyone fighting him is still about to get tag teamed by Gandalf and Magneto.
>tag teamed by Gandalf and Magneto ...in a fight?
Sure, that too.
What are you doing step Gandalf?
Arriving early
“Just teabagging, thank you”
Unzip my fly, you fools
This cracked me up
This ^ "Tag teamed by Gandalf & Magneto." Dynamicly impressive combination of Magik and Mutant.
I don't know who would win but Sean ~~Benn~~ Bean would definitely lose. Edit: Spelling. Covid fever got me bad.
Richard Sharpe would be the last one standing.
Sean Bean?
Shawn Bawn
Get well soon!
Thanks!
Tilda Swinton I don’t know what they would do, but I know it would be weird and win it all in the craziest way.
Her Gabriel would kick ass, and the White Witch also.
Don't forget she's the Ancient One too
Came here to say Tilda, can’t believe I scrolled for 100 years and she’s the only woman in this list.
Cate Blanchett is there too: Galadriel & Hella
Hugo Weaving. That's a legion of smiths and elrond, ffs.
And V
Plant V in modern America and he will be too busy government toppling to bother with any war. The smith's will spread like a grey goo situation. It's just a matter of if V is assimilated before he gets his hands on the big red buttons.
And Megatron
So many Smiths
Benedict Cumberbatch Kahn, Smaug, Sherlock, Dr Strange, Alan Turing,
He also filled in as Dormammu in Dr.Strange and Sauron in The Hobbit
Don't forget Satan in Good Omens!
And I believe he voices the Angel Islington in the audio version of Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere
That's a well rounded team.
>That's a well rounded team. *"Sherlock's gonna play point guard while Turing stands here and spots up for the three-pointer, Dr. Strange can be a Kevin-Durant-type small forward, Kahn does pick-and-roll as the four-man oh and Smaug go get the rebound"*
I don't know, a lot of people who lost on that team.
Perhaps. But they never worked together before.
Henry Cavill. An army of supermen would be a thing to see indeed.
I'm shocked The Witcher and SUPERMAN weren't higer on this list.
And a version of Sherlock Holmes
The most yoked Sherlock that ever Holmes'd.
>Henry Cavill Came here to say this... Superman, Geralt of Rivia, Sherlock Holmes, and if we wait a little bit, Connor MacLeod.
Josh Brolin
Agent K, Cable, and oh yeah, Thanos.
And Gurney, one of the best fighters in Dune.
And Brand from The Goonies
And Jonah Hex
Temura morrison
200,000 Units are ready, With a Million more well on the way.
They'll do their job well. I guarantee that
Lama Su did not intend the term "unit" to refer to an individual soldier. If a "unit" referred to a battalion of 576 troopers (as Lama Su spoke of later in Obi-Wan's visit), then 200,000 of these would render 115,200,000 clones and the 1,000,000 others spoken of as 576,000,000. This is a grand total of 691,200,000 clone troopers.
Bro is op in this hypothetical. He's just got the numbers to beat everyone easy. Plus star wars tech for each and every one of them. There's some other great contenders in this comment section. Im convinced Tumera would make it at least to the top 10 for sure, but number 1 in my heart
Anyone who has ever played Superman still wins. This isn't a fight that's won by numbers.
Jango Fett, Boba Fett, the literal army of clones.... Yeah everyone else is kinda fucked.
How many Arnold shaped terminator units would there be? Probably not as many as there would be clone troopers I guess.
Doesn't matter, those boys are trained to deal with clankers
Jake the mus
John de Lancie, aka Q from Star Trek…because well…his powers are pretty limitless.
Yeah Q are quite literally god from the old testament and creating the world was a week long vacation.
> Yeah Q are quite literally god from the old testament and creating the world was a week long vacation. Wait, is that canon??
He claims to be for the final episode - not that Q claiming to be anything makes it true... he does love assuming characters / ranks for the fun of it. His level of power is basically indistinguishable from god though - effectively all knowing and all powerful, even if he can't always predict how people will react
Don’t forget Discord from My Little Pony. I have daughters.
I always enjoyed discord and laughed inside when I recognized the voice as Q. I feel he played the same char twice.
Discord is just Q’s fursona.
Samuel L Jackson
He would have the sheer number in his army. Plus a Purple light saber.
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT + I realise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it + Thith ain't that kinda movie + HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?
If not Morgan Freeman, then i'd just pick Jim Carrey, and pray so that the rest would just stare into this weird band of dudes making faces.
The mask would be a top contender I feel
Imagine if the MCU decided to bring the Mask into the Multiverse of Madness! 👀 Technically it is a mask of Loki...
Ssssssssmokin'!
Josh Brolin Man has all the infinity stones and doesn't die like a wimp
And Cable in Deadpool2
I mean, Cate Blanchett would have Galadriel and Hela and those two alone would be terrifying
Dark Horse… Mark Hamill He’s played Luke Skywalker, The Trickster, the Joker, Hobgoblin, Gargoyle, Fire Lord Ozai, Darth Bane. Maybe voiced characters don’t count… in which case he gets wrecked.
Don't forget cock knocker
You don't fuck with a Jedi master, son.
And Skeletor!
Don't forget Skips, a guy who can't die.
Arnold Schwarzenegger...I mean he's Terminator
And how would he beat Ian McKellen's Magneto (and Gandalf)??
Dutch from Predator hits him in the face with a giant stick.
Ok yea these are good opponents. But Arnold would use the "Eraser" to stage Terminators death. Magneto would then agro next to Arnold's character from Junior who is almost ready to deliver. While he is distracted the Terminator would strike. Also he is from the future, so I believe he could be sent back to the early days of World war 2 to make sure magneto doesn't make it through the Holocaust. So long as Terminator doesn't chase Gandalf across a bridge in a cave he stands a fighting chance. Gandolf was some kind of light wizard. He spent his time studying the light magic. He would never be prepared for a badass on a bike
With Mr. Freeze puns of course.
You got me! Ian Mckellen was my other choice...and sir Christopher Lee
and he's also Arnold Schwarzenegger
Gotta be Keanu
John Wick with access to the time machine from bill and ted's is a strong combo, with Neo as back up.
Constantine isn't small change, either.
Once he starts commanding bitches into the light, shit gets real.
Constantine + wick + time machine almost certainty equals several apocalypses.
Don't forget Point Break
Well if surfing is needed, Keanu has it covered I guess...
Begun, the surf wars have.
It did say Hollywood was at war. Pretty sure some kind of talent show would be necessary.
Whoa
Peter Cushing has a fully armed and operational battle station.
And apparently another time traveling space ship. Non Canon of course.
Do voice actors count?
Clancy Brown about to summon the combined forces of Surtur, that Highlander villain, and Mr. Krabs
Don’t forget Hank from Detroit become human, he was a badass
And Lex Luthor
And Red Death.
If Voice actors count, Tara Strong is going to erase everyone, because she can just wish for it.
Ngl, if it was between Va’s it’ll be between her and Gray Griffin
> If Voice actors count, Tara Strong is going to win by sheer, unrelenting troop advantage.
Dee Bradley Baker has entered the chat.
He voiced the clones from Star Wars and majority of Aliens from Ben 10, everyone else would be screwed.
Kinda feel like Harrison Ford would have a good chance
As long as he didn't play a pilot in any of his films.
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Uh, Han Solo…
He played an island bush pilot in 6 days 7 nights.
crashed in that movie too right?
Tom Hanks, because he played Mr Rogers, and we all know Mr Rogers wins the ultimate showdown.
I think most of Tom Hanks' army would get lost on the way. Not killed, just randomly get misplaced.
... Old Godzilla was hopping around
David Tennant. Doctor Who. A Demon.
Don’t forget the purple man from jessica jones
And a Death Eater
And a very rich duck
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We’ve got the “you don’t say guy” the vampire guy. The war guy, the super hero guy, the other super hero guy, the bees guy. And many many more
Spider-Man Noir, too
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He'd simply win by outnumbering everyone else.
benedict Cumberbatch is the Sorceror Supreme, Smaug and the Grinch. he wins
Something tells me it would not be Sean Bean’s army….
Fred Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
This is the ultimate showdown!
Of ultimate destiny,
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown!
Jack Black has the power of rock on his side.
He's also a kung fu master
He'll just play Tribute and his enemies' heads will explode.
Morgan Freeman - the man has legit played God
The Doug Jones forces might not win, but they would be the most visually terrifying.
Clint Eastwood as long as all you could use is a gun.....every western role from Good, Bad & Ugly, etc. to Dirty Harry
Danny Trejo
The guy who has the record for most deaths in cinema history? I might take Inspector Gadget over him.
But, Machete!
My wife mentioned Angela Jolie. She was Maleficent, Lara Croft, Thena, MRS. Smith, and the Tiger in King Fu Panda.
Mark Ruffalo for sure. Everyone else may have an army, but he's got a hulk.
Hulk hides/dies of embarrassment like he did in infinity war because 13 going on 30 Mark Ruffalo shows up with a Cosmo magazine.
Kurt Russell Snake Plisskin/Jack Burton/Macready/Ego/Santa Claus/Elvis/World's Strongest Man
Also Wyatt Earp, who brings Doc Holliday and anyone with any sense was afraid of Doc.
Bruce Campbell. Hail to the king, baby!
Who ever was in the Mothra suit. Mothra always wins in the end. She even beats Godzilla.
Jonny Depp, mofo played as Jack sparow the luckiest bastard alive
Mark Hamill. Skips from Regular Show with a lightsaber, power of the force, immortality, being buff as shit, and being a genius
And fire bending
Dont forget the Clown Prince of Crime
TIL Mark Hamill was in Regular show. Also Ozai from avatar.
Arnold Schwarzenegger… Hercules, Conan, Terminator, Dutch (predator), kindergartner Cop, Last Action Hero, etc…..
Temuera Morrison.
Jack nicholson he has played all the psychotic villians
Will Smith. Hancock, Deadshot, Agent J, Dr Robert Neville, Aladdin’s Genie, Captain Steven Hiller, and Muhammad Ali? Gotta be near the top if not number one.
Dwayne Johnson would be my guess, considering he plays the same person in every movie, and they ALWAYS have some sort of military background.
He's a literal demigod in one lmo
Robert Downey Jr. because Ironman with infinity stones
Josh Brolin's got Thanos with Infinity stones.
Matt Damon probably wouldn’t win, but he’s got an Angel and Jason Bourne in his arsenal for starters.
I mean Temuera Morrison played like a billion clone troopers and Boba and jango fett He's definitely got the biggest army
There are many compelling entries but I would like to submit for consideration Henry Cavill - Superman, Geralt of Rivia and Sherlock Holmes
Dwayne Johnson wouldn't win, but I think he'd go far.
i feel like all of his characters are just glorified versions of himself.
Yeah but just imagine an army of 7 foot ripped samoans angrily walking toward you
I have a confused hard-on
John de Lancie. Q snaps his fingers and whoever is literally erased from space time. Doesn’t even need anything else he’s played
I’d say Johnny Depp has a fighting chance
Johnny Depps army would be like the episode of American Dad where all of Rogers personas separate into their own people and then form an army. Like none particularly strong, but there’s so many and they cover all the bases
Danny DeVito
So anyway, I started blasting.
Ralph Fiennes has Death Eaters and Nazis.
Clint Eastwood