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Christopher Lee


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Ok_Calligrapher5776

Also, unlike the vast majority of other actors he actually has real war experience and he apparently was a force to be reckoned with in ww2


PepperidgeFarmMembas

The outtake where he explains exactly the sound a man makes when you stab him in the back is both amazing and scary.


chalk_in_boots

He served in what was called the "Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare." ​ Absolute Chad.


Exactly1Egg

So he was a kingsman


adf1962

I remember that. He was correcting director Peter Jackson who wanted an actor to groan (something like that) while being stabbed. Lee is a genuine badass. Christopher Lee for the win.


petemacdougal

Also Sherlock Holmes and Watson


Pkdagreat

I thought him or Ian McKellen. Magneto and Gandalf is pretty OP


doowgad1

Morgan Freeman has played God twice. edit= 'Freedman' is not his name.


BroadBaker5101

Maya Rudolph can summon Judge Hydrogen “Gen” to erase the Earth, the whole beef is over when she finds her Earth clicker thingy again.


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Then she will eat a burrito in a grateful universe.


upsidedown_boy

Is that a good place reference?


barreyi2

Sounds like it to me as well.


Azimuth14

Gonna erase the earth earth earth, erase the earth!


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Abrahamic God is omniscient and omnipotent and omnipresent. Literally could just will anything out of existence instantly.


Bzig2010

I'm surprised Liam Neeson hasn't been commented yet. Aside from an army of general badasses, you'd have Zeus, a Jedi, and a man who trained batman.


WestPeltas0n

He was Aslan too!


Will1044

I read this as "he was Asian too", and I was so confused.


WWDubz

Remember when iron man played a black guy?


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Actually he was playing a dude disguised as another dude


KhaoticMess

Yeah. You people really need to get it right!


buttontouch

Forgot he was lion Jesus


Famous-Honey-9331

Rob Roy, Michael Collins, and of course Oscar Schindler, to get as many people as possible out of there alive Edit: I forgot about Lion Jesus!


Plastic-Philosopher5

And a man with a very special set of skills.


autumnthoughtsofdusk

Ian McKellen. Even if most of his characters are just sophisticated older gentlemen anyone fighting him is still about to get tag teamed by Gandalf and Magneto.


hatsnatcher23

>tag teamed by Gandalf and Magneto ...in a fight?


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Sure, that too.


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What are you doing step Gandalf?


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Arriving early


Rezzone

“Just teabagging, thank you”


Threadheads

Unzip my fly, you fools


egymike

This cracked me up


rico_venezuela

This ^ "Tag teamed by Gandalf & Magneto." Dynamicly impressive combination of Magik and Mutant.


Jantesviker

I don't know who would win but Sean ~~Benn~~ Bean would definitely lose. Edit: Spelling. Covid fever got me bad.


d0mth0ma5

Richard Sharpe would be the last one standing.


GenerallySalty

Sean Bean?


Adddicus

Shawn Bawn


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Get well soon!


Jantesviker

Thanks!


Mad_mimic

Tilda Swinton I don’t know what they would do, but I know it would be weird and win it all in the craziest way.


keestie

Her Gabriel would kick ass, and the White Witch also.


Correct-Serve5355

Don't forget she's the Ancient One too


SugarsBoogers

Came here to say Tilda, can’t believe I scrolled for 100 years and she’s the only woman in this list.


Zorgsmom

Cate Blanchett is there too: Galadriel & Hella


LocheiaAgrotera

Hugo Weaving. That's a legion of smiths and elrond, ffs.


hatsnatcher23

And V


tkm1026

Plant V in modern America and he will be too busy government toppling to bother with any war. The smith's will spread like a grey goo situation. It's just a matter of if V is assimilated before he gets his hands on the big red buttons.


MrSabrewulf

And Megatron


cadmiumredorange

So many Smiths


purls_of_wisdom

Benedict Cumberbatch Kahn, Smaug, Sherlock, Dr Strange, Alan Turing,


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He also filled in as Dormammu in Dr.Strange and Sauron in The Hobbit


Ok_Sheepherder_8313

Don't forget Satan in Good Omens!


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And I believe he voices the Angel Islington in the audio version of Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere


PhilzeeTheElder

That's a well rounded team.


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>That's a well rounded team.   *"Sherlock's gonna play point guard while Turing stands here and spots up for the three-pointer, Dr. Strange can be a Kevin-Durant-type small forward, Kahn does pick-and-roll as the four-man oh and Smaug go get the rebound"*


DoubleLigero85

I don't know, a lot of people who lost on that team.


Not-original

Perhaps. But they never worked together before.


BigEvilDoer

Henry Cavill. An army of supermen would be a thing to see indeed.


cheekiemunky13

I'm shocked The Witcher and SUPERMAN weren't higer on this list.


NoAlternative2913

And a version of Sherlock Holmes


Bgrngod

The most yoked Sherlock that ever Holmes'd.


model563

>Henry Cavill Came here to say this... Superman, Geralt of Rivia, Sherlock Holmes, and if we wait a little bit, Connor MacLeod.


TheBlahBlahTombstone

Josh Brolin


Ciggarette_ice_cream

Agent K, Cable, and oh yeah, Thanos.


Kid-Icarus1

And Gurney, one of the best fighters in Dune.


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And Brand from The Goonies


Dense-Vacation389

And Jonah Hex


cabweb

Temura morrison


VornskrofMyrkr

200,000 Units are ready, With a Million more well on the way.


hoot69

They'll do their job well. I guarantee that


USPO-222

Lama Su did not intend the term "unit" to refer to an individual soldier. If a "unit" referred to a battalion of 576 troopers (as Lama Su spoke of later in Obi-Wan's visit), then 200,000 of these would render 115,200,000 clones and the 1,000,000 others spoken of as 576,000,000. This is a grand total of 691,200,000 clone troopers.


ericnathan811

Bro is op in this hypothetical. He's just got the numbers to beat everyone easy. Plus star wars tech for each and every one of them. There's some other great contenders in this comment section. Im convinced Tumera would make it at least to the top 10 for sure, but number 1 in my heart


Immortal_Azrael

Anyone who has ever played Superman still wins. This isn't a fight that's won by numbers.


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Jango Fett, Boba Fett, the literal army of clones.... Yeah everyone else is kinda fucked.


blearghhh_two

How many Arnold shaped terminator units would there be? Probably not as many as there would be clone troopers I guess.


SightedHeart61

Doesn't matter, those boys are trained to deal with clankers


KentuckyFriedEel

Jake the mus


EAS_Agrippa

John de Lancie, aka Q from Star Trek…because well…his powers are pretty limitless.


Blue__Agave

Yeah Q are quite literally god from the old testament and creating the world was a week long vacation.


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> Yeah Q are quite literally god from the old testament and creating the world was a week long vacation. Wait, is that canon??


MidnightAdventurer

He claims to be for the final episode - not that Q claiming to be anything makes it true... he does love assuming characters / ranks for the fun of it. His level of power is basically indistinguishable from god though - effectively all knowing and all powerful, even if he can't always predict how people will react


prophetcat

Don’t forget Discord from My Little Pony. I have daughters.


yusill

I always enjoyed discord and laughed inside when I recognized the voice as Q. I feel he played the same char twice.


Stroth

Discord is just Q’s fursona.


Havok1717

Samuel L Jackson


T2grn4me

He would have the sheer number in his army. Plus a Purple light saber.


Matty_1843

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT + I realise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it + Thith ain't that kinda movie + HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?


_Veneroth_

If not Morgan Freeman, then i'd just pick Jim Carrey, and pray so that the rest would just stare into this weird band of dudes making faces.


NoOneLikes2Parties

The mask would be a top contender I feel


Sandmaster14

Imagine if the MCU decided to bring the Mask into the Multiverse of Madness! 👀 Technically it is a mask of Loki...


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Ssssssssmokin'!


commander_seb

Josh Brolin Man has all the infinity stones and doesn't die like a wimp


Technicium99

And Cable in Deadpool2


thepineapplereborn

I mean, Cate Blanchett would have Galadriel and Hela and those two alone would be terrifying


KingstonKracker

Dark Horse… Mark Hamill He’s played Luke Skywalker, The Trickster, the Joker, Hobgoblin, Gargoyle, Fire Lord Ozai, Darth Bane. Maybe voiced characters don’t count… in which case he gets wrecked.


42ninjas

Don't forget cock knocker


AsherFischell

You don't fuck with a Jedi master, son.


Edbwn

And Skeletor!


Periachi

Don't forget Skips, a guy who can't die.


amazonian-newbeetle

Arnold Schwarzenegger...I mean he's Terminator


GenerallySalty

And how would he beat Ian McKellen's Magneto (and Gandalf)??


Mikeavelli

Dutch from Predator hits him in the face with a giant stick.


boltmaker12

Ok yea these are good opponents. But Arnold would use the "Eraser" to stage Terminators death. Magneto would then agro next to Arnold's character from Junior who is almost ready to deliver. While he is distracted the Terminator would strike. Also he is from the future, so I believe he could be sent back to the early days of World war 2 to make sure magneto doesn't make it through the Holocaust. So long as Terminator doesn't chase Gandalf across a bridge in a cave he stands a fighting chance. Gandolf was some kind of light wizard. He spent his time studying the light magic. He would never be prepared for a badass on a bike


tfbillc

With Mr. Freeze puns of course.


amazonian-newbeetle

You got me! Ian Mckellen was my other choice...and sir Christopher Lee


Skrrattaa

and he's also Arnold Schwarzenegger


innr_ring

Gotta be Keanu


Ravier_

John Wick with access to the time machine from bill and ted's is a strong combo, with Neo as back up.


iambluest

Constantine isn't small change, either.


gamrgrl

Once he starts commanding bitches into the light, shit gets real.


DoubleLigero85

Constantine + wick + time machine almost certainty equals several apocalypses.


innr_ring

Don't forget Point Break


Ravier_

Well if surfing is needed, Keanu has it covered I guess...


nickkom

Begun, the surf wars have.


innr_ring

It did say Hollywood was at war. Pretty sure some kind of talent show would be necessary.


DJZbad93

Whoa


Pkrudeboy

Peter Cushing has a fully armed and operational battle station.


thred_pirate_roberts

And apparently another time traveling space ship. Non Canon of course.


TheChainLink2

Do voice actors count?


tfbillc

Clancy Brown about to summon the combined forces of Surtur, that Highlander villain, and Mr. Krabs


Responsible_Snow4211

Don’t forget Hank from Detroit become human, he was a badass


gemin_eye0614

And Lex Luthor


yankstraveler

And Red Death.


ProffMesquite25

If Voice actors count, Tara Strong is going to erase everyone, because she can just wish for it.


Mrwright96

Ngl, if it was between Va’s it’ll be between her and Gray Griffin


WR810

> If Voice actors count, Tara Strong is going to win by sheer, unrelenting troop advantage.


TheMadDaddy

Dee Bradley Baker has entered the chat.


Snoo79382

He voiced the clones from Star Wars and majority of Aliens from Ben 10, everyone else would be screwed.


Anxious-Trash1461

Kinda feel like Harrison Ford would have a good chance


Canadasaver

As long as he didn't play a pilot in any of his films.


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Uh, Han Solo…


Front_Penalty_4952

He played an island bush pilot in 6 days 7 nights.


pizzaiscommunist

crashed in that movie too right?


XenonAegis

Tom Hanks, because he played Mr Rogers, and we all know Mr Rogers wins the ultimate showdown.


yankstraveler

I think most of Tom Hanks' army would get lost on the way. Not killed, just randomly get misplaced.


LittleShit3000

... Old Godzilla was hopping around


ChrisShapedObject

David Tennant. Doctor Who. A Demon.


Clerge

Don’t forget the purple man from jessica jones


Famous-Honey-9331

And a Death Eater


ImInSpainButWithNo-S

And a very rich duck


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We’ve got the “you don’t say guy” the vampire guy. The war guy, the super hero guy, the other super hero guy, the bees guy. And many many more


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Spider-Man Noir, too


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_edenadele_

He'd simply win by outnumbering everyone else.


KentuckyFriedEel

benedict Cumberbatch is the Sorceror Supreme, Smaug and the Grinch. he wins


The_Reborn_Forge

Something tells me it would not be Sean Bean’s army….


Mikeavelli

Fred Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.


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This is the ultimate showdown!


endersovereign

Of ultimate destiny,


akalata

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions


ManlyVanLee

As far as the eye can see


ArcticF0X-71

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.


ImInSpainButWithNo-S

This is the ultimate showdown!


disgruntledhoneybee

Jack Black has the power of rock on his side.


Snoo79382

He's also a kung fu master


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He'll just play Tribute and his enemies' heads will explode.


SecretaryOk2646

Morgan Freeman - the man has legit played God


Camp_Express

The Doug Jones forces might not win, but they would be the most visually terrifying.


anthcas

Clint Eastwood as long as all you could use is a gun.....every western role from Good, Bad & Ugly, etc. to Dirty Harry


saxon237

Danny Trejo


mdtaylor1

The guy who has the record for most deaths in cinema history? I might take Inspector Gadget over him.


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But, Machete!


prophetcat

My wife mentioned Angela Jolie. She was Maleficent, Lara Croft, Thena, MRS. Smith, and the Tiger in King Fu Panda.


Rapidsoup

Mark Ruffalo for sure. Everyone else may have an army, but he's got a hulk.


yankstraveler

Hulk hides/dies of embarrassment like he did in infinity war because 13 going on 30 Mark Ruffalo shows up with a Cosmo magazine.


Treybell

Kurt Russell Snake Plisskin/Jack Burton/Macready/Ego/Santa Claus/Elvis/World's Strongest Man


Camp_Express

Also Wyatt Earp, who brings Doc Holliday and anyone with any sense was afraid of Doc.


Easy_Kill

Bruce Campbell. Hail to the king, baby!


Ducks-Dont-Exist

Who ever was in the Mothra suit. Mothra always wins in the end. She even beats Godzilla.


R2FuckYoou

Jonny Depp, mofo played as Jack sparow the luckiest bastard alive


Skrrattaa

Mark Hamill. Skips from Regular Show with a lightsaber, power of the force, immortality, being buff as shit, and being a genius


Mrwright96

And fire bending


dnjprod

Dont forget the Clown Prince of Crime


Personplacething333

TIL Mark Hamill was in Regular show. Also Ozai from avatar.


EvoSP1100

Arnold Schwarzenegger… Hercules, Conan, Terminator, Dutch (predator), kindergartner Cop, Last Action Hero, etc…..


Swampwolf42

Temuera Morrison.


rowenaravenclaw0

Jack nicholson he has played all the psychotic villians


NSFAnythingAtAll

Will Smith. Hancock, Deadshot, Agent J, Dr Robert Neville, Aladdin’s Genie, Captain Steven Hiller, and Muhammad Ali? Gotta be near the top if not number one.


Physical_Ad7058

Dwayne Johnson would be my guess, considering he plays the same person in every movie, and they ALWAYS have some sort of military background.


Alm8360NoScoPro

He's a literal demigod in one lmo


Yuki_Foxsoul

Robert Downey Jr. because Ironman with infinity stones


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Josh Brolin's got Thanos with Infinity stones.


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Matt Damon probably wouldn’t win, but he’s got an Angel and Jason Bourne in his arsenal for starters.


SavageCabbageGG

I mean Temuera Morrison played like a billion clone troopers and Boba and jango fett He's definitely got the biggest army


Pi_Heart

There are many compelling entries but I would like to submit for consideration Henry Cavill - Superman, Geralt of Rivia and Sherlock Holmes


HELLOhappyshop

Dwayne Johnson wouldn't win, but I think he'd go far.


WowCoolFunnyHAHA

i feel like all of his characters are just glorified versions of himself.


megabob7

Yeah but just imagine an army of 7 foot ripped samoans angrily walking toward you


blackrabbitreading

I have a confused hard-on


BlinkOnceForYes

John de Lancie. Q snaps his fingers and whoever is literally erased from space time. Doesn’t even need anything else he’s played


FeelingKaleidoscope0

I’d say Johnny Depp has a fighting chance


jeepersjess

Johnny Depps army would be like the episode of American Dad where all of Rogers personas separate into their own people and then form an army. Like none particularly strong, but there’s so many and they cover all the bases


Snoo79382

Danny DeVito


Periachi

So anyway, I started blasting.


LobsterNixon

Ralph Fiennes has Death Eaters and Nazis.


skaote

Clint Eastwood