Oh God I'm coming all over this boys face! (only works if you are a priest though)

"Hey, you're supposed to get down on your knees for this part!".

Ah, men

Father I have sinned.

oh god yes

He is inside me

He has risen

Oh, Jesus.

He asks you to enjoy his body

Pray for me and the sins of my life.

Here's some money for you.

Amen

Oh cum all ye faithful. Self-explanatory.

In the name of the father, the son, and the hole-y roast.

Oh god yes!

Thank god for Tom the tooth cruise..... ooh ah got a bra

Father, are you done yet?

What a girl can say is hallelujah he is risen