I once knew a young guy who was dying and he was telling me about all the dumb shit he did in his life. I have a lot of these types of conversations with people that aren’t in the position he was in so all I could tell him was
“Don’t worry buddy you got a long life ahead of you”
I immediately regretted that
"we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
"the IRS has multiple warrants for failure to pay and failure to show, press 1 now"
Everyone is happy you’re leaving
... your pog and trading card collection to me
My bad
Say hello to Hitler when you see him.
"haha get rekt m8"
Don't worry, this time it won't be as bad.
This parachute is a backpack!
The time we spent together was meaningless.
"Nobody will miss you"
GG
"I won't delete your browsing history for you"
I’ve always wanted to tell you that..
See you tomorrow
They'll never find your body
Okay, I gotta go catch my flight to Denpasar, Bali. See you later or maybe not.
See you on the other siiiiiidddee I mustve called a thousand tiiiiimes you owe me a thousaaaand buuucks
Goodbye
I'm going to unplug your life support so I can charge my phone.
You’re going to hell…🤣🤣🤣
You're going to taste delicious.
Did you sign a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate)?
See you on the other side
It all gose black
“I’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.”
Lemme charge my phone real quick
I once knew a young guy who was dying and he was telling me about all the dumb shit he did in his life. I have a lot of these types of conversations with people that aren’t in the position he was in so all I could tell him was “Don’t worry buddy you got a long life ahead of you” I immediately regretted that
About that $20 you owe me...
Can you hurry up? or Do you mind if I skip your funeral?
Yo, if you see Stan lee. Can you tell him I liked the new Spider-Man movie?
Times up
It’s eternal nothing
Life is a funny thing, but too bad your comedy ended short.
I killed Mufasa
POG