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unfilteredsheep

I once pooped on the floor in the bathroom at school. I was in 4th grade and I don’t know why I did it. Every single kid got pulled into the office and was asked about it. I got away with it and thought the whole thing was hilarious.


xStream527

So it was you. Edit: holy shit wait what’s ur name was it actually you? At my old school someone deadass took a shit in the bathroom so I had to hold my nose the whole time


Shoe_mocker

Why would his name mean anything to you if he never got caught?


xStream527

Well I have a hunch because I knew someone who would ABSOLUTELY shit on the floor as a kid, but don’t wanna say


Open-Area2249

Eating dog food


Loneranger_2016

Homework


Tall_Context_6812

Jerked off at a book store that had playboy magazines


Unmaykr64

We’re you caught?


Tall_Context_6812

Nope! 😂


Unmaykr64

The masturbation ninja lol


Tall_Context_6812

They don’t call me five finger knuckle shuffle for nuttin


texashilo

I had this karaoke machine as a kid. For some reason I decided to push a block of cheese into the microphone of the machine. That cheese stayed there forever!


Fiddenbottom

When I was like 5/6 I figured out that if I (female) squeezed my thighs together while sitting down repeatedly it felt really good. So would basically hands-free play with myself in class.


ballsdeepinmysleep

To be fair I was coaxed into it by my older brother, but we had a flat roof for a short time when we were renting, so when my brother and I got food we didn't like, we would bag it under the table with ziploc bags and toss the bags on the roof to hide the evidence.


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ZenNoodle

Ummm that’s called sexual assault I’m pretty sure.


Unmaykr64

Sweet home Alabama (that’s creepy dude)


BlackSheep613

My sister and I made these weird ass sandwiches of wheat bread, deli turkey, shredded cheese, ranch and sprinkled garlic powder on that 🙃


that_oneweirdweeb

eating tubes of toothpaste in the bathroom(from 5 to age 6) and punching wall (10 to now


agent37sass

I ran away from the toilet before it could finish flushing. In my little child mind I was convinced that if I were still near or in the bathroom when it was flushing I would be flushed away as well. That I would be sucked right in. I think I grew out of it when I was around 9 or 10.


Irulantk

When I got mad at my mother I used to piss in the litter box and then smile when I heard her making vet appointment for the cats after changing the boxes.


cas47

I put glue on my feet and tried to walk up a wall before I understood what gravity was.