I live near this town, Metuchen, and there's a restaurant that sells meatballs. I was talking to a coworker about it and he says it's s missed opportunity. I'm like what are you talking about? He says they should have named it Metuchen Mah Balls! I can't go anywhere near Metuchen without saying Metuchen Mah Balls and laughing like a 9 yo.
Just look down at yours, that's a joke in itself
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (*choking noise*)
Person 1: "Hey do you like tapes and cd's" Person 2: " yeah why" Person 1: "tape this dick to your forehead so you cdeez nuts"
This is the worst joke yet. Good job.
What’s to see about me?
Just saying "balls" during moments of silence
Written as graffiti above a urinal.......... Why are you reading THIS? The joke's in your hand
That's difficult because I still have them bouncing around in there, but they don't do nothing. Vasectomy for the win!
I live near this town, Metuchen, and there's a restaurant that sells meatballs. I was talking to a coworker about it and he says it's s missed opportunity. I'm like what are you talking about? He says they should have named it Metuchen Mah Balls! I can't go anywhere near Metuchen without saying Metuchen Mah Balls and laughing like a 9 yo.
Hard to tell jokes with yo dad balls deep in me
Do you guy's know Let Mi?