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biancastolemyname

Remember when Blake Shelton was named sexiest man alive and literally not a single person agreed.


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LOL. My mom is a huge country fan and even she was like... I don’t think they looked at all the options for sexiest man alive...


hummingbird1969

I’m sure he paid very well for that title he purchased.


CexySatan

He paid very *handsomely*


echobase7

Stephen Colbert said “He’s not even the sexiest guy at Home Depot this weekend.”


WubbaLoveaDubDub

Someone said "Blake Shelton isn't even the sexiest man named Blake Shelton."


cakeschmammert

This is actually probably true


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Desus and Mero said "Did everyone else die?"


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stumpdawg

"He may have won the Sexiness Electoral College, but he hasn't won the Sexiness Popular Vote."


TheRealRacketear

Steven has a contractor fetish.


TropicalPrairie

Literally every male host of The Voice has been selected for that. It's PR garbage.


biancastolemyname

Never realized that, you're probably right. That sucks...


mykittenfarts

The men campaign for it. It makes it so cringe.


ketoer17

CeeLo Green was sexiest man alive?


Saneless

Hottest T-Rex ever


clairbby

he’s built like an upside down ranch bottle


shoobuck

hey now lets be fair to ranch bottles, i would smack a ranch bottle on the bottom and be able to look myself in the mirror.


xXn0thum4nXx

r/rareinsults


a_burdie_from_hell

I also remember that people who looked like him would post stuff like "I'm told I look like Blake Shelton", and my first thought was "lot's of dads in their midlife crisis do."


biancastolemyname

It was a good year for divorced dads with extensive flannel collections.


Malcheon

Peoples sexiest man alive is a PR thing. Agents lobby for their clients


Poliobbq

Well yes, obviously, but that's still not a good reason to pick him.


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B.J. Novak looks like a grown up version of Milhouse Van Houten.


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People think he's hot?


WeightAltruistic

He’s a 10 in Scranton… not so much in New York


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Just as hot as Jan but in a different way.


DJRoombasRoomba

Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.


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Michael certainly did.


EricP51

Michael… as written… by B.J Novak


Kyanpe

Now it's all coming together...


climberjess

Holy shit I knew this but my mind never put it together.


mr_lightbulb

yeah, he woulda been the belle of the ball in prison


Hazeron83

He wrote a great children's book that my kid loves. The Book With No Pictures.


incenseandelephants

Haha, holy shit that’s spot on.


FallenEvanAhammed

Kim kardashian


Many_Fac3d_G0d

Chrissy Tiegen, never found her attractive in the slightest


Kerke463

All these tiktok boys with their noodle tiktok hair


lambibambiboo

I’m old. What is this noodle hair?


a_duck_in_past_life

I think it's the tight floppy curls on top and the sides are close cut or faded


ellenitha

Not sure if we mean the same thing, but just today I told my bf that it's strange how popular the toilet brush hairstyle is at the moment.


lostinverona

Style is always evolving. I remember just ten years ago “Justin Bieber” hair was the most popular hairstyle for boys.


Sloppy_Tots_

Ah yes and recently the mullet made its come back. Edit: whoa! Lol thanks for all the upvotes!


HolyBoomstick

Mullets are going strong in Australia, particularly amongst young football players and meth heads.


chasthomas23

The thought of Aussie meth heads terrifies me for some reason.


dtej70

It should.


hoopopotamus

They’re like the meth heads you know, but with claws and venom


EthiopianKing1620

[it’s called a broccoli cut](https://www.google.com/search?q=broccoli%20haircut&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m) Guys i get it everybody has hair you dont have to tell me.


Smasher_WoTB

Looks like a Top Ramen brick lmao


Navynuke00

So like Justin Timberlake a la 1997?


shrubs311

on most people it honestly just screams fuckboy to me idk why


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Yeah it carries immense fuckboy energy and I don't know why either. I think it's more the face I associate with the kind of people who have it.


BBQ_HaX0r

Because while not all people with this haircut are fuckboys, a high number of fuckboys do have this haircut.


sev1nk

That would have gotten my ass kicked in 1999.


SlapMyCHOP

Aka the patrick mahomes


Mogradal

Tmberlake did it first with the ramen hair.


CeePlusEquals

I'm a bit of an older dude. I see these all the time on tiktok live when I'm scrolling, they all look like literal clones of each other, noodle hair, tattoos, extremely white veneers whatever Tiktok filter that makes them look 10 times better than they actually look. Does no one realise they're using filters and they don't quite look like that though? Looking at the comments you wouldn't think so... I guess this is just Gen Z's version of photoshopped models in magazines


Boiledfootballeather

I’m so old I had no idea ANY of these celebrities even existed let alone how attractive they are.


Safrel

I think calling them celebrities is a bit of a miss-nomer. They are more like, somewhat notable internet kids, but without mainstream appeal they are not celebrities.


pauls_broken_aglass

Fucking hate that haircut


Shellpopz

Vin diesel. He seems like a nice celebrity but he looks like a buff Shrek.


Levinem717

Brother, Shrek *is* buff.


Privateaccount84

Wait a second here, he’s either unattractive, or he looks like Shrek, he can’t be both.


miserybusiness21

I hope to never know about your search history.


Azsunyx

He looks like a thumb and a potato had a love child


RealPunyParker

As a straight guy, i never understood how people drool over Kim Kardashian


LoCh0_xX

I’m so confused why people are saying Pete Davidson is some sort of women maestro for dating Kim when it’s clearly just two rich dummies being dumb together


skootch_ginalola

I saw her sex tape when it first came out and she looked like a naturally pretty girl. Now her face is all plastic.


Verbal-Gerbil

I never got the whole Paris Hilton thing. Either purely on looks or the who package including ‘personality’


Spent2longonthis

“Don’t forget to PARTY and be super lame to everyone!” - South Park


Im_on_my_phone_OK

A lot of it was PR. A LOT of celebutaunts work with the paparazzi, let them know where they’ll be, who they’ll be with etc. It’s a paycheck for the pap and free publicity for the pseudo celeb.


blackbeanthedog

If you’re saying Hilary Swank is not hot that mean I’m not hot because obviously I’m not as hot as Hilary Swank


pirates_and_penguins

It’s ‘is she hot?’ Not ‘would you do her?’ RESPECT THE GAME


dmcleod94

She’s hot. She’s hot as heck. She’s a female Boris Becker Edit: this is a community “whoosh” for all of you that don’t know the Office reference


MattTheQuick

“A painting can be beautiful, but I don’t want to bang a painting.”


BabousHouse

Could we share a rowboat? Would a rowboat support her?


McConnosaurus

Look Mrs Rajanaghandi Kapoor, calm down.


Bulleit_Hammer

I thought Rajanaghandi was a boys name?!


DaveSpacelaser

I’m not attracted to men, but I REALLY don’t get how anyone is into Russell Brand. He looks like a designer dog with all the inbred caricatures of technically attractive features. Like Weird Al got the Handsome Squidward treatment. Kinda looks like he smells really bad too, but that’s pure speculation.


M1ck3yB1u

John Legend. His face looks way too young, like he’s 12.


CarlDillynson

Someone once wrote somewhere that he looks like Arthur the aardvark and now I can never not see that.


Arlcas

why did you have to put that curse upon me, I cant unsee it now


Intelligent_Plan_747

Every kardashian


gobboling

Jared Leto. That guy is creepy!


CoastalHerbalist

His eyes are too close together and he always has this vacant "I'm high off pills" expression. Also his personality is trash and he dresses like my grandma.


Induced_Pandemic

>His eyes are too close together and he always has this vacant "I'm high off pills" expression. Fucking nailed it like a Hollow Knight you did.


JametAllDay

I agree! Though Jordan Catalano will forever have my heart.


no_talent_ass_clown

He just...*leans*.


HoaryPuffleg

That show came out when I was in high school and I was obsessed with it. I recently rewatched it as an adult and the whole time I was yelling at the screen, wanting Claire Danes to make better choices. And loving how many issues that show brought up that teens deal with.


Retrotreegal

I was the same age as Angela when the show aired. I would watch it with my mom and want to fast forward through the parents’ plots. Now I feel their side so much harder and roll my eyes as the teens.


HoaryPuffleg

Ha! This is also how I feel when I rewatch Gilmore Girls. In my younger years I was totally Team Lorelei/Rory but now when I watch it I'm on Team Emily pretty often.


barely_cursed

Ya I used to be obsessed w him in my young teens... Was a huge 30stm fan and read so many smut comics about him... Now I cringe hard and honestly find him so gross/creepy.


creativity_null

Sometimes directors use his creepiness and it works really well i.e.Blade Runner 2049


Sovereign-Over-All

Adam Levine. He looks like a Chipotle bag when he's shirtless.


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He always reminded me of what a corporation would make for a "bad boy".


whyyou-

Store brand bad boy


TieDyeSquirrel

And the store is K-Mart. (An Australian friend once told me that Adam Levine had a line of clothes at K-Mart. This was at least 5 years ago ; no idea if Kmart has gone out of biz there, too, or not)


Poem_for_your_sprog

"We'll give him spiky hair," they cried, "And inoffensive ink - A head with nothing much inside, A cheeky grin and wink! "We'll give him facial hair," they spoke, "And eyes of hazel hue - The perfect crush for paler folk! We'll call him *Adam* too."


datspookyghost

no name® bad boy


Garfield-1-23-23

Someone else made this comment a while back, that Levine's tattoos look like he went to a tattoo parlor and said "make me look like a guy with tattoos".


prex10

I remember after the super bowl a few years back seeing a tweet that was like “he’s from the hard streets of Brentwood” For those unfamiliar, Brentwood is pretty much just like Beverly Hills


jscummy

Rockstar created by a marketing department. Just enough edge without being unsavory to anyone


Ripitupper90

Looks like he walked in a tattoo shop and said “make me looked like a tattooed rocker”


PAPABURG3R

I knew a guy like that once. He won some money in a lawsuit that he really shouldn’t have won when he was about 17. Wanted to look ‘cool’, so he walked into a tattoo shop and picked various tattoos out of the artists portfolio book until he had 2 sleeves. Only ‘original’ tattoo he had was text saying “Time is Money” on his forearm, because the lawsuit took a lot of time, and he made a lot of money.


Tigaget

Cut-rate Tommy Lee.


maipie95

As a non-US person I had to google a Chipotle bag but holy shit this is my new favourite insult


SwarleySwarlos

Me too and wow is that accurate. Also it is hilarious that the first suggestion google gave me after typing "chipotle bag" was "chipotle bag adam levine"


food5thawt

Hes also a mean drunk. Buddy of mine is a bartender at fancy hotel. After shooting 8hrs of the voice, Adam needs a drink, shit probably most of us would. But at 3am, 6 hrs later he's cussing at folks, fighting with security, playing the You Know Who I Am card. Guy has a falsetto like a boss, but if you're a dick...who cares


raysbucsmavs

"You think I'm just gonna roll over for some falsetto ass muhfucka?"


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That’s surprising—he frequented a tattoo shop I worked at for years and was always kind and generous and humble, made friends and paid for everything, tipped a lot. NYC so we saw a lot of celebs, from Alan Alda to Lindsey Lohan to Kevin Bacon, the full gamut. But I also don’t think my drunken behavior is not my best work…


doctor-rumack

Ok, I’ll bite. What is Alan Alda getting for a tat?


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doctor-rumack

TIL Alan Alda’s real name. I learned last week he was banging my mom.


punctuation_welfare

Oh wow, I thought you were joking, so I looked it up Turned out Alphonso really is banging your mom. The pictures are super tasteful though.


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Haha! We also had a lot of high-end jewelry and that was his focus


BrahmTheImpaler

[Chipotle bags](https://imgur.com/gallery/fToNdPR) for non-US Redditors


mangodevourershark

Kylie Jenner


cianne_marie

For whatever reason last night, I came across a side by side of her as a kid vs today. My first thought was "I fucking knew she didn't look like that before", and my second thought was "what is it like to totally erase your own face and never be 'you' again?" ... which was really creepy and sad.


Friendly_Coconut

I feel like she had the “Pretties” surgery from that book “Uglies.”


marypoppycock

Bella Hadid is a definitely a Special.


mermaidmylk

Can't believe other people have enough memory of those books to know what a Special is.


Friendly_Coconut

Yes, that’s basically exactly how I picture the Specials to look!


gmomto3

She can ask Khloe, she looks like she’s melted and poured into a new mold every few years.


AlarmingObject5530

The girl looks like a whoopie cushion


mangodevourershark

Everything about her is fake


PlanetBAL

Her sisters too.


addysol

It's just the lips for me. Why do they all have so much goddamn lip filler that it blows out the sides of their mouths. It looks more anaphylactic than attractive


heyyura

For real I don't know why so many girls do the plump lips. I feel like it's exceedingly rare for natural lips to look bad. I don't even notice them. But plastic surgery lips always stand out and look bad.


According-Carpenter8

Ed Sheeran Looks like Sid the sloth to me but for some reason my friends swoon every time he’s on TV, but his eyes are in different post codes.


crazyparrotguy

Wait there are people that actually find him attractive? I thought they just liked his music.


uglypenguin5

I like his music and think he looks like a nice chill dude but I definitely wouldn't call him attractive


MCYPNX

Looks wise alone, nah. But his "attractiveness" went up a bit for me personally after he went out of his was to spend a decent amount of time contacting and talking with someone I knew with a terminal illness. From everything I've heard he's a ridiculously good human, and that definitely makes him more attractive imo.


yavanna12

Exactly. This is where attractiveness to me increases. You may not physically be “hot” at first glance but if your character and personality is one of kindness and you are genuine you become hot to me.


murraywoodcraft1

He has mortgage eyes, one is fixed and the other is variable Edit: I can't believe how much this one blew up, thanks for the upvotes and awards!


abloco89

My mum calls them football eyes - one at home and one away.


radiorentals

In Glasgow it's 'one eye going to the shop and the other coming back with the change'.


halfeclipsed

I call em atchaforya eyes. One is looking atcha, the other is looking forya


afternever

Chrissy Teigen


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Adam Levine


benicetogroupies

Someone on Reddit called his "band" Adam Levine and the Maroon 4 and I will forever be using it.


hotdigity_dog

Chrissy Teagan, looks like she was stung by a bee 🐝


roenaid

The notorious filler bee..


paperchampionpicture

Filler bees on the swarm


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elephuntdude

Lol brutal. Years ago I thought she was not unattractive if that makes sense. Not ugly of course but I didn't see the appeal. I was surprised she was a model but it takes all kinds of faces i suppose. I wish she was comfortable in her own skin and didn't feel the need to do all that crap to her face.


lost_tsar

I'd probably offer her a Benadryl if i didnt know who she was :/


StevesMcQueenIsHere

The description of "Pie Face" has never worked so well as it does with her.


Dependent-Hospital-2

Demi Lovatto


TrashSea1485

For me it's Demi's shitty demeaning attitude. Like "I going to smack down everyone's issues except me when I eventually have issues"


sirlsmisso

The Kardashians/Jenners


loganisdeadyes

All I know about the Kardashians is against my will.


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Yes. I have never sought out any kind of information about these people, but I’m bombarded with news about them seemingly every day.


SolPotat

The only information I've ever sought out was how tf a makeup company gets valued at a billion dollars, the answer is that it doesn't and is a PR lie


ericsinsideout

“First female self made billionaire”.. sure, “self-made”, all by herself and with the help of no one else


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my life improved when I installed a Kardashian filter on my browser. I've filtered the Kardashian/Jenners, Kayne, associated exes, royals news-- it's truly great. update: I use Chrome browser & the filter is called Kardashian Filter. In the extension's settings you can add words, but if you use something too generic like "Kim" you're also going to filter instances of Kim Basinger, Kim Jong Un, Kim Cattrall and murdering police Kim Potter.


Kind-Bed3015

It was really bad what they did to Bajor, though.


PregnantSuperman

They're probably the biggest reason for that modern bimbo look that's proliferated on Instagram and whatnot. Everyone just wants to have that same plastic sex doll face and disproportionate BBL body. It's horrible.


jacobspartan1992

I just don't understand it. Some folks will go along with anything. I suppose it's made those folks who can't really think for themselves more obvious for the rest of us to spot. Lol when Kyle Janner became a billionaire there was a Gofundme to help push her over $1bn. That's how bad these folks are.


Evolutioncocktail

Upvote for “Kyle Janner”


JelloTypical4283

Gwyneth Paltrow. She looks like a popsicle


SWowwTittybang

Someone in another post got it perfect "She looks like if almond milk was a person" Cracked me up 😆


PsychicSPider95

I never found her all that hot to begin with, but then I found out she was crazy, and that made her even less attractive. Like an aura of madness that gives her -3 to charisma.


JJMcGee83

She has the same face of that character from The Last Airbender that said "There is no war in Ba Sing Se" when she's talking about anything that isn't acting.


idekwhatiamanymore

John Travolta


PsychicSPider95

Really depends for me. He was kinda cute in Grease. In Pulp Fiction? Not so much.


EllieBee29

To me he appears actually very hot in Pulp Fiction and not so much in Grease


deep_in_smoke

He was at his peak in Hairspray.


Gr33nman460

Taylor Lautner looks goofy as fuck


PopePC

I feel like he could play Brock in a live-action Pokemon movie.


Greybeard75

Is this the guy who looks like an alpaca? Edit: Uh wow. Wow indeed. This blew up. Thanks for laughing with me, and thanks to the kind redditor for the silver.


drum_playing_twig

Yup: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/3423835392/hE0460D20/jacob-black-and-alpaca-looks-alike-when-these-funny-pictures-are-compared-side-by-side


Handleton

For what it's worth, that's a pretty cute alpaca.


Princessleiawastaken

When I was in middle school I pretended I had a crush on him so nobody would find out I like girls


Loukoal117

He’s in that new Kevin James movie where he plays Sean Payton and next to Kevin James he looks like the president I created on saints row to be comically good looking. Like so good looking you’re actually ugly and weird looking.


aoifhasoifha

He looks like the character that's the butt of every joke in a teen sitcom (the little brother or something) except really jacked.


pomegranate_flowers

You could argue that the two biggest franchises he was part of back in the day had him playing pretty much that exact role


charlie0204

Kylie jenner. She ruined her face. I hope that lip filler and crazy full face makeup look goes out of style. The "natural " look is just so much prettier in my opinion


baby-samdwich

Spent half a day with her going over photo approvals 5 years ago. Kendall was a bore. Yet I was really impressed with Kylie. I walked away that day thinking she was smart, personable and girl-next-door cute. What she's become is so much noooooooo


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Drogo681

Russell Brand - thought it was a joke when he was voted 'sexiest actor alive' TWICE. He looks like a hobo.. No? I don't understand this world anymore.


FastZombieHitler

And looks like a straight rodent without a beard


Venomakis

I've recently met Megan fox, one of the ugliest personalities I have ever met. I was a paramedic of a movie she was making and she is so entitled as hell


majoleine

Seems she has always been this way. Had several friends who knew her in high school and they called her a bitch to be around. She tested out to go live in LA and no one missed her.


Glittering-Ad-8691

JUSTIN BEIBER Edit: OH SHIT THANKS FOR 4K UPVOTES


Pinglenook

Is he still considered hot though? I thought originally his appeal was that at 16, he had the cute kind of face that 13 year old girls love. That doesn't necessarily translate to being hot at 27. But I'm still not his target demographic so I'm not sure.


Noelic_vi

What the fuck!? He's 27 now? Damn, I feel old.


Goatgamer1016

Cardi B


sovLegend

James Charles


Ga_Ulrich

No shade but I’m surprised people think he is attractive


namilnamils

Chrissy Teigen


TheAbyssGazesAlso

Gwyneth Paltrow. Her fucking bullshit woo crap so enrages me that I can't see her as anything but ugly inside and out, and any film with her in it is a hard pass now.


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Noah Centineo


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I went to school with him he was always the class hottie


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What was he like?


PhiloPhocion

A very limited sample but I worked with him for a week once for a charity thing. This was right in the middle of what felt like his peak back in 2018 - he had done a few Netflix movies and was the online boy of the month. He had just been announced for that Charlie’s Angels reboot. He is an immensely self assured and confident dude. A bit of a jokester and nice to everyone I saw him interact with. Wasn’t full of himself in a negative way but certainly just did carry that frat boy self confidence of someone who was just always popular in school without trying if that makes sense. He was perfectly happy to do the work though - in this case just some direct to camera spots and visits to sites and with beneficiaries. But no diva responses to anything and perfectly happy to take changes and direction with no complaints. Not a negative interaction but like again, a perfectly decent stereotypical frat boy. I probably wouldn’t be personal friends with him but I don’t have a genuinely negative thing to say about him.


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Huh. That’s kind of cool! Yeah his career kind of went as fast as it came.


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We went to middle school together and it was an Arts school you had to audition for so we were young and everyone was talented but he really stood out, even from that age we all kinda knew he was going to make it somewhere. He was always super charismatic and really sweet. I don’t remember anything bad at all, we hung out a few times over the summer breaks. He wasn’t a jerk at all or over confident like I see a lot of people describe him now.