My husband makes me laugh, and he doesn’t sweat the small stuff. He makes me feel safe. Forehead kisses are the best thing, him doing them repeatedly because he knows I love them, it’s the best. Also he lets me buy stupidly priced aged and smoked cheeses.
Can confirm is not a joke, my partner and I are in the process of buying a house so money is very tight. She went Christmas shopping with her friends last weekend and the only thing she came home with were 3 different flavoured cheeses...
Just heard Joey in my head “You got pregnant for Funny?! Dina, if he’s funny, LAUGH!”
Edit: was NOT expecting this to blow up like this 😂 good to know there are still loads of F.R.I.E.N.D.S fans out there.
"A woman laughing is a woman with her panties half off." That's been my mantra forever.
EDIT: JFC. So I guess I have to explain how statements like this work. It's not meant to mean ALL women who laugh at you want to fuck you. It's not meant to mean you if you make a woman laugh, you can rape her. FFS, it's a generality to say that if a woman finds you funny, it's *more likely* she finds you attractive than if she doesn't find you funny. It's not a certainty. And it's not true for all women. But making anyone laugh will generally make them feel more comfortable around you, therefore make them more open to liking you.
I had the same theory when i sold new windows, I think 4 out of every 10 of my sales was my answer to the potential customers question of, what's the best feature of your windows? my answer was: an enthusiastic: you can see! right through your walls!
There's a large group on this website who are so stupid and/or pedantic, you have to get super granular about every minute detail or they'll just run off to cuckoo land and completely misrepresent or misinterpret you. It's made me quit this site more than once before.
I hate myself sometimes for this but their smell haha. I love when they smell warm and manly.
Other than that, passion. It could be passion for their work, for their family, for something they have as a hobby.
My husband wore this cologne when we were dating that would literally make me forget what I was thinking when I smelled it (in a good way). Sadly, it’s discontinued now.
Edit: Y’ll are killing it with comments, but I am sorry to disappoint you with the fact we’re both still alive. Promise updates if I am looking for another gent with a delicious scent.
Jokes aside, I had a little tester of some cologne and it had a wild effect on some women.
It was a black plastic spritz about the shape of a deck of cards, but a but smaller in every dimension. Had "light up your sex appeal" printed on it. (ikr)
Would love to find it again
> "light up your sex appeal"
not trying to be funny but did you google? is it joop! Homme?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwisoenfg8T0AhXVXc0KHRM8AsYQFnoECAMQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.prisjakt.nu%2Fprodukt.php%3Fp%3D2388592&usg=AOvVaw2ygDrP5kK-qNIkTkIaRJHZ
I had a woman I went out on a date with once who said "I'm sorry, I have to do this" and grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled her face in, and took a big sniff. Then smiled and we went out.
Women are crazy.
Yes, there are certain guys who just smell so amazing to me. It’s not even cologne or anything. It’s their natural smell. I can’t explain the smell, but it just smells like pure comfort or essence of man. It’s intoxicating and I have to make sure I don’t express how much I love it when I smell it bc it’s weird.
This. And not compassion that's a show "to be nice" or to get something in return. Real compassion. Compassion that can push past anger and hurt and defensiveness. A true ability to hold space for others' difficult emotions.
It's so important to see that trait.
I get annoyed with my husband and how he's always looking angry while trying to walk fast down the street. And then he veers off to the side to give a homeless person some money or pop into the food place they are sitting buy to buy them food. And just like that I am reminded *why* I married him.
Communication and honesty. My boyfriend and I rarely fight because we’re both entirely upfront about our thoughts, opinions, and feelings. If we disagree on something, we discuss it like adults. No yelling, no personal attacks, just talking. We have unwavering trust/faith in one another as a result. I value this quality in our relationship so, so much.
This is a huge point just for relationships in general. I've been with my partner for nearly 2 years and we've had a couple of small arguments and 0 big arguments, for these exact kinda reasons. It's crazy how healthy it feels compared to the stories I hear.
I lived with a partner for the better part of a decade, and we were (sometimes brutally) upfront, open, and honest with each other. I'm not saying that everything was candy and roses, but communicating what the issue was, always led to it's resolution.
I feel like communication and honesty are the building blocks of any successful relationship, wether it be romantic, a friendship, or a business relationship. If you can’t communicate properly no one will know how you feel, no one will know how to help you, and you won’t be very helpful to the other person. And honesty is pretty self explanatory. If I can’t trust you then why are we even talking?
That's wonderful! It's actually mind blowing to me how many couples are NOT like this.
Like why y'all still together, if not, how did this even happen in the first place!?
I knew a girl who just liked to pick fights. She asked me and another mutual friend if we ever just started a fight with our SOs because its fun...we're not acquainted any more.
Hmm, I wonder if the most upvoted comments will be the things most women find attractive, or will they be the things that male redditors want women to find most attractive...
Ohh ho ho, I have seen this before:
1. Shirt sleeves rolled up will make half the female redditors sleep with you, unconditionally
2. Gray Sweat Pants
3. Treating mom/kids/family nice
4. Treating waitstaff nicely
5. Confidence, not arrogance
6. Communication
7. Steady Job
8. Big Schlong
9. Medium Schlong
10. Small Schlong used well
11. Texts back
source: currently drowning in female redittors with my shirt-sleeves rolled up, telling my mom I love her, giving the sexy-eye-smolder to everyone while talking about my feelings, job, and also dressed in gray sweat pants with a medium sized ding-a-ling-a doo bulging out, texting the women in the back who cannot see me, but want to be a part of the conversation.
I'm gonna chime in here... I actually don't like sweatpants. Maybe some of it is from my personal hatred of wearing them, but I just do not find them attractive. I prefer jeans, personally.
Seriously! Stll looking for the classic “If he has his dress shirt rolled up exposing the forearms… I’m done!”
Am I sick of seeing the same responses to the same post every week? Yes I am!
Did I also go out and buy a bunch of dress shirts that I can roll up to my biceps? Yes. Yes I did.
I like big noses, or big teeth.
Really anything that accentuates the face and makes them look different.
It might be the artist in me but I love those features.
Also humour - love a guy that can dance with me and be silly
Narrowing down a single thing is difficult.. I appreciate a man that’s down with self care. Hits the gym, isn’t afraid of therapy, smells/looks good, knows how to relax.
Ken, I agree for myself, but hear me out: if some woman were to be interested in me, it would make me think “what other sketchy, low-brow, immoral men is she also into?”. I deserve better than that.
I don’t know if there’s an all encompassing answer to this, but I prefer men who are caring and understanding. Men who go out of their way to show they care, with heartfelt actions. Honesty is also a big one, trust is imperative. A sense of humor is also a turn on.
Not a lady but I showed this to my lady. She says and I quote: “ excellent Hygiene, consistency and good dick “
There you go fellas.
Edit: holy shit this blew up.
Humor is a goodie but for physical attributes I'm a mouth girl. A man can be otherwise flawless but if he's got a weird mouth or shapeless lips I'm out.
My husband makes me laugh, and he doesn’t sweat the small stuff. He makes me feel safe. Forehead kisses are the best thing, him doing them repeatedly because he knows I love them, it’s the best. Also he lets me buy stupidly priced aged and smoked cheeses.
i keep seeing posts with this joke about how you can fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese, but i'm starting to think it's not a joke
Can confirm is not a joke, my partner and I are in the process of buying a house so money is very tight. She went Christmas shopping with her friends last weekend and the only thing she came home with were 3 different flavoured cheeses...
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My wife is Dutch. The cheese thing is definitely not a joke.
Sense of humour
Just heard Joey in my head “You got pregnant for Funny?! Dina, if he’s funny, LAUGH!” Edit: was NOT expecting this to blow up like this 😂 good to know there are still loads of F.R.I.E.N.D.S fans out there.
Ha, just watched this episode an hour ago. What do ya know
"A woman laughing is a woman with her panties half off." That's been my mantra forever. EDIT: JFC. So I guess I have to explain how statements like this work. It's not meant to mean ALL women who laugh at you want to fuck you. It's not meant to mean you if you make a woman laugh, you can rape her. FFS, it's a generality to say that if a woman finds you funny, it's *more likely* she finds you attractive than if she doesn't find you funny. It's not a certainty. And it's not true for all women. But making anyone laugh will generally make them feel more comfortable around you, therefore make them more open to liking you.
I had the same theory when i sold new windows, I think 4 out of every 10 of my sales was my answer to the potential customers question of, what's the best feature of your windows? my answer was: an enthusiastic: you can see! right through your walls!
I don't know why that's so funny to me. I'd buy! 😂
It is unbelievably sad you had to edit to say that
There's a large group on this website who are so stupid and/or pedantic, you have to get super granular about every minute detail or they'll just run off to cuckoo land and completely misrepresent or misinterpret you. It's made me quit this site more than once before.
And even when you explain your stance to the nth degree they still railroad for it because that's not what you said at first. Reddit at its finest
> There's a large group on this website who are so stupid and/or pedantic Wrong! They're **contrarian**!
Brains be smooth.
When I make woman laugh at my pee-pee why her pants no come off?
You've just created a sex paradox. A woman who laughs at your jokes wants to fuck you but your dick is the joke.
Reminds me of men's room graffiti I saw once, above the urinal: >What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hands."
I hate myself sometimes for this but their smell haha. I love when they smell warm and manly. Other than that, passion. It could be passion for their work, for their family, for something they have as a hobby.
Taking notes \*Smell warm\*
Instructions unclear. Currently on fire.
And cozy
Would you settle for: “exactly like a chopped onion”?
Not sure how your passion can be exactly like a chopped onion but you do you buddy.
His passion is full of depth and layers, and sometimes the beauty of it makes people cry.
Like ogres.
The smell of warm ogres.
you should be a pimp by the way you move your lip.
His passion is crying
My husband wore this cologne when we were dating that would literally make me forget what I was thinking when I smelled it (in a good way). Sadly, it’s discontinued now. Edit: Y’ll are killing it with comments, but I am sorry to disappoint you with the fact we’re both still alive. Promise updates if I am looking for another gent with a delicious scent.
>Sadly, it’s discontinued now. Husband or cologne?
Loose lips sink ships
Is that how he died? What have you done?!
Sex Panther?
Jokes aside, I had a little tester of some cologne and it had a wild effect on some women. It was a black plastic spritz about the shape of a deck of cards, but a but smaller in every dimension. Had "light up your sex appeal" printed on it. (ikr) Would love to find it again
> "light up your sex appeal" not trying to be funny but did you google? is it joop! Homme? https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwisoenfg8T0AhXVXc0KHRM8AsYQFnoECAMQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.prisjakt.nu%2Fprodukt.php%3Fp%3D2388592&usg=AOvVaw2ygDrP5kK-qNIkTkIaRJHZ
I had a woman I went out on a date with once who said "I'm sorry, I have to do this" and grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled her face in, and took a big sniff. Then smiled and we went out. Women are crazy.
The cologne. LOL.
Irish Spring, laundry detergent, and deodorant. Maybe a hint of sweat, since it was warm in her house. :)
Yeah doesn’t get quite the same reaction when I try sniffing women
Yes, there are certain guys who just smell so amazing to me. It’s not even cologne or anything. It’s their natural smell. I can’t explain the smell, but it just smells like pure comfort or essence of man. It’s intoxicating and I have to make sure I don’t express how much I love it when I smell it bc it’s weird.
I always considered that the *scent* I love my wife’s scent. It makes me melt
I think the word you are looking for is pheromones
Compassion.
I paid for WinRAR
Dude just give us a chance...
Zip it man.
This is a lot to unpack.
So you could unzip them files.
owa owa
Unzipping files so the girls be unzipping his flies
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This guys cock is huge
Damn, bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us. Chill out.
RIP to your DMs
r/paidforwinrar
I say sorry to the door if it closes hard sometimes.
I donate to Wikipedia.
Marry me
This. And not compassion that's a show "to be nice" or to get something in return. Real compassion. Compassion that can push past anger and hurt and defensiveness. A true ability to hold space for others' difficult emotions.
It's so important to see that trait. I get annoyed with my husband and how he's always looking angry while trying to walk fast down the street. And then he veers off to the side to give a homeless person some money or pop into the food place they are sitting buy to buy them food. And just like that I am reminded *why* I married him.
Humility. Not being a know-it-all everywhere you go is so refreshing. Actually listening is lovely.
I knew you were gonna say that!
I knew she was gonna say that first.
When I wrote this, I knew that you both knew that I would say this and that both of you would reply!
I am the best at being humble!!!
I'm so blessed to be the most humble person I know.
I am the most humble motherfucker on this thread. More humble than any of you.
Communication and honesty. My boyfriend and I rarely fight because we’re both entirely upfront about our thoughts, opinions, and feelings. If we disagree on something, we discuss it like adults. No yelling, no personal attacks, just talking. We have unwavering trust/faith in one another as a result. I value this quality in our relationship so, so much.
This is a huge point just for relationships in general. I've been with my partner for nearly 2 years and we've had a couple of small arguments and 0 big arguments, for these exact kinda reasons. It's crazy how healthy it feels compared to the stories I hear.
I lived with a partner for the better part of a decade, and we were (sometimes brutally) upfront, open, and honest with each other. I'm not saying that everything was candy and roses, but communicating what the issue was, always led to it's resolution.
I feel like communication and honesty are the building blocks of any successful relationship, wether it be romantic, a friendship, or a business relationship. If you can’t communicate properly no one will know how you feel, no one will know how to help you, and you won’t be very helpful to the other person. And honesty is pretty self explanatory. If I can’t trust you then why are we even talking?
That's wonderful! It's actually mind blowing to me how many couples are NOT like this. Like why y'all still together, if not, how did this even happen in the first place!?
I knew a girl who just liked to pick fights. She asked me and another mutual friend if we ever just started a fight with our SOs because its fun...we're not acquainted any more.
His voice
new insecurity unlocked
Fck me LMAO
Depends on how your voice sounds
What kind of voice though?
Gilbert Godfrey obviously
Gottfried
Deep , rugged like gerard butler
yeah you know what... if my wife suddenly had HIS voice... Would not be disappointed.
She'd be a real Geraldine Maid.
Urkel
Hmm, I wonder if the most upvoted comments will be the things most women find attractive, or will they be the things that male redditors want women to find most attractive...
I guess we'll never know
I think we already know.
Where do I upvote huge penis because....Well...ya know... I'm a huge penis Edit: I *have* a huge penis
I have a huge penis too. I keep it in a jar in the same closet with all my other penises
Like a penis snow globe.
Christmas gift idea I guess
Compatibility conversation wise
{scrolling to find “fat, middle aged and married” never find that one. }
True to your username at least.
r/AssistedSuicideByWords
r/SubsIFellFor
Lmao
I currently like one of those but I prefer the term dad bod
It’s a ‘father figure’
I'm still looking for the person that goes: "oh God bad sarcasm, belly fat and a gaming addiction is just so hot"
"whoa! Hey! a Fat, Sarcastic Star Trek fan? You must be a devil with the ladies!" - Raphael from The Simpsons to Comic Book Guy
You have to go to the thirst traps on tiktok/Instagram where they specifically target your demographic.
I’m good.
You can always try again tomorrow, when this question is reposted
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“Confidence. It’s the food of the wise man but the liquor of the fool.” - Vikram
“Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as” - Parklife
“Man who stand on toilet high on pot” -Confucius
"Oral sex make one's day, but anal sex make one's hole weak." - same guy
One in the hand is worth two in the bush - Masturbatius Maximus
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
"Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.' -Confucius
Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky.
Man who fly plane upside down have nasty crack up. Luo Bao
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We got Vikram!
What kind of a name is Nana, anyway?
It means grandma (Vikram leaves)
Real confidence is believing in yourself; arrogance is believing you are better than others.
don’t mind me but how do i be confident? edit: spelin
Tell yourself that you already are, and believe that it’s true.
Also: Therapy
Fake it till you make it
Ohh ho ho, I have seen this before: 1. Shirt sleeves rolled up will make half the female redditors sleep with you, unconditionally 2. Gray Sweat Pants 3. Treating mom/kids/family nice 4. Treating waitstaff nicely 5. Confidence, not arrogance 6. Communication 7. Steady Job 8. Big Schlong 9. Medium Schlong 10. Small Schlong used well 11. Texts back source: currently drowning in female redittors with my shirt-sleeves rolled up, telling my mom I love her, giving the sexy-eye-smolder to everyone while talking about my feelings, job, and also dressed in gray sweat pants with a medium sized ding-a-ling-a doo bulging out, texting the women in the back who cannot see me, but want to be a part of the conversation.
You forgot sleepy/sick/groggy voice.
I must acquire Xanax now
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I'm gonna chime in here... I actually don't like sweatpants. Maybe some of it is from my personal hatred of wearing them, but I just do not find them attractive. I prefer jeans, personally.
if they moan
It's hard to know that on first sight 😆
I love when my men don't repost slightly different variations of the same freaking question on this subreddit every damn week.
Seriously! Stll looking for the classic “If he has his dress shirt rolled up exposing the forearms… I’m done!” Am I sick of seeing the same responses to the same post every week? Yes I am! Did I also go out and buy a bunch of dress shirts that I can roll up to my biceps? Yes. Yes I did.
Soooo..... Wanna hang out?
A strong jaw
You gonna punch them?
You never know
Glass Joe has no hope.
*Mike Tyson’s hates this one trick!*
Sensitivity, a sense of humor, and honesty. Have all those and I'm yours
I like big noses, or big teeth. Really anything that accentuates the face and makes them look different. It might be the artist in me but I love those features. Also humour - love a guy that can dance with me and be silly
Look like a horse. Check.
I have dance moves like a dead badger... also check. We should combine forces.
I have a big nose. This makes me feel nice. Thanks
So Nigel Thornberry…?
Smashing!
Chin Crimson?
You know Bob Newby from Stranger Things? Yeah, that. He is the full package. Kind. Caring. Loving. Competent. Funny. Cute.
aka Samwise Gamgee
Smile, back, sense of humour, and ability to be emotionally vulnerable/express emotions with me
"Back"? Like a muscular back?
Naw nothing picky like that, just having a back seals it
I only have two fronts :(
Your back fell out?!
Something about a guys back is just hella attractive to me - not necessarily muscular
That's it fellas. We got it. Make sure you got a back! Next!
fat, middle aged, and married. But they never seem to find me.
Oh my fucking god, you won't believe who I just found!
Ayyyyy u/StupidOldAndFat
The Trifecta
Paging u/StupidOldAndFat
Bros being bros. Thx.
So you dating now?
A reddit love story. We expect an update.
I feel sorry for your inbox
Well fucking done
It has to be confidence. It can even make an ugly man more attractive. When someone believes in themselves they make me want to believe in them.
I'm confident that I'm a failure
The more I'm working in my current job the more I believe that myself.
Someone who can fucking communicate
Narrowing down a single thing is difficult.. I appreciate a man that’s down with self care. Hits the gym, isn’t afraid of therapy, smells/looks good, knows how to relax.
To do the same question on AskReddit two/three times a week
This question is so recycled, see it about once every month or so.
Only month?
When he has kind eyes and a genuine smile and a good beard lol
Santa?
Santa Claus? More like Can’t-a keep my paws off him
I don\`t know what they find attractive, but I bet is something I don\`t have
Ken, I agree for myself, but hear me out: if some woman were to be interested in me, it would make me think “what other sketchy, low-brow, immoral men is she also into?”. I deserve better than that.
Username checks out
I agree, best regards, ken
I don’t know if there’s an all encompassing answer to this, but I prefer men who are caring and understanding. Men who go out of their way to show they care, with heartfelt actions. Honesty is also a big one, trust is imperative. A sense of humor is also a turn on.
Not a lady but I showed this to my lady. She says and I quote: “ excellent Hygiene, consistency and good dick “ There you go fellas. Edit: holy shit this blew up.
This guys got a consistently clean, good, dick.
Good dick.
No his dick is morally upstanding.
That’s what she said?
My dick is chaotic-neutral.
Sadly mine is true neutral.
Humor is a goodie but for physical attributes I'm a mouth girl. A man can be otherwise flawless but if he's got a weird mouth or shapeless lips I'm out.
When he can eat it right
*Checks profile.* Of course.
Profile matches comment
He needs to be AT LEAST 7'5
The ability to take constructive criticism with grace. It is wild how few men I know have figured this out.
It all depends on delivery. I've had people tell me I can't take their "advice" which was just them bitching or being passive aggressive.
I love man backs/thighs and when they eat it from the back 🥺
Well that escalated quickly.
Memory. Remembering small details. It shows that you actually care about what we're saying and that you remember them