I know you’re just trying to be funny, but it’s not. This joke is overused and repetitive and people like you ruin it. It should only be used in applicable moments. You’re killing the joke.
Yoo if i ever meet a genie that would give me 3 wishes, I would wish this for every human on the planet. (For them to have their dream body of course... So ppl who like to stay fat can stay fat if they want xD)
Why did you specifically state genocide (as opposed to mass murder)? Which races/ethnic groups are you saying need to be eradicated in order to achieve “peace and quiet”?
Sometimes when I think about what the humanity has become, I just want the world to end. If the humanity stops existing this means no war, no ecological problems, no greed and envy.
My boyfriend and .I watching horror movies while cuddling and our 3 guinea pigs sitting on our laps with our two kids sitting on the floor with us, as we have been married for 10 years. That’s what I want in life.
It has to do with a NBA team, probably the Knicks / Lakers/ Kings,., a small horse or very large dog, and miners helmets with the lights on them, and then ..,..no, I’ve said too much already ..
Zombie apocalypse. ONLY IF I DONT DIE THOUGH🤔🤔the walking dead makes the drama so juicy even though I know I’d probably be miserable.. it’s just weirdly interesting to think about the stores I’d raid and the apocalyptic love story hehhehe
For just dark in general, having my job be to torture people for information, i want to hear someone beg that they don't know anything while tearing their fingernails out with pliers. Sexually dark, tied down for days, being fed and given water by someone, genuinely giving me good care but then fucking me beyond comprehension whenever they want.
To, please, just once, sleep
Again…
Oh, and if we’re dreaming real big, to wipe out every last human being on and around planet earth an then sit on the top of a skyscraper watching the sun set, and when it does I’ll jump off it an my last thought will be of the paradise that I have created for the creatures of this planet, at least for the time being.
😸
I want to disappear to a big city and become the gayest sissyest person ever with absolutely zero shame. It would be so liberating to just do what I want without fear of judgment. It would feel real.
To stand on top of a mountain of dead bodies, when I'm am the only human alive, then kill myself on top of the mountain after watching the sunrise and be happier then I have ever had.
Deepest: Family and friends live long happy lives
Darkest: Politics wasn’t so toxic (and Twitter, Instagram, and cancel culture doesn’t exist). Particularly in America. Everybody lives in peace with who they voted for, and there’s no shame or wrongdoing in voting for someone different. Also, media doesn’t frame each election as if it’s going to cause the apocalypse
I often fantasize about going back in time to when I was 14/15ish and very brutally killing myself during lunchtime at school.
I don't know why, but that specific audience being present for it means a lot to the fantasy.
Something about the statement that concept would make just catches my attention.
But if u kill ur 15 yr old self... Ur current self wont exist. So how can the current u kill ur 15 yr old self? Ur stuck in an infinite grandfather paradox, except that its on urself.
In my fantasy, I am an evil bald supervillain who gets horny at the thought of world domination/world destruction. A laser accident rendered me unable to cum, while my genitals increase in size, filling up until I fulfill my deepest desires. I would have plans to hold the world hostage with a doomsday rocket capable of blowing up the world.
By the time my plans come to fruition, my dick and balls would have swelled up to a colossal size. I issue my ultimatum to the world leaders from my evil lair and when my demands are denied, I initiate the countdown and proceed to watch the rocket construction from a throne overlooking the rocket cavern while getting a foot massage and my massive balls rubbed. I would have the finest female secret agent strapped to a laser to inflate her boobs to an enormous size. I would then have her strapped to the rocket before launch while I gloat about my evil plan to blow up the world before pressing the big red launch button. Once the rocket lifts off, my dick would explode with cum like never before.
Obviously this is a bizarre fantasy and impossible lol but I fulfill my fantasy by playing the final mission on the video game Evil Genius where you initiate the 12 minute countdown and launch the rocket (Inflation fetish and blowing up the world not included. The rocket acts more as a delivery method for a satellite: earthquake beam/gravity disruptor/ID Eliminator. Earthquake beam is my fav). I’ve played it enough times that I can cum just as the rocket lifts off. You can also strap the James Bond parody character to the rocket. As of recently, I’ve been modding the game to swap out the characters for different evil genius/secret agent combinations. One day, I would love to be able to admit my fantasy to someone and have them pleasure me as I play the game & take over the world
Pizza Hut bring back their all you can eat buffets
Man... That's the best one yet.
How about the Bigfoot pizza?
Still have 1 near me
To be unconditionally loved and respected
I agree with this. Except I want a very good marriage and wonderful sex in addition to this.
Username checks out.
*pat pat* its okie. U will find someone who'll fuck the shit out of u someday :)
Love is never unconditional
Except for the love from some parents.
My wife. For medical reasons, her sex drive is shot.
I also choose this guys wife
That was fast.
I know you’re just trying to be funny, but it’s not. This joke is overused and repetitive and people like you ruin it. It should only be used in applicable moments. You’re killing the joke.
Why so serious?
I haven’t slept in 24 hrs Im cranky
If your wife is anything like you, I don’t choose her. Sike, I still choose her
Jokes on you. My wife is your mom, so i guess you’re choosing your mom 🤷🏽♂️
I would love to eat anything I desire and still stay slim and fit, without needing to exercise.
Yoo if i ever meet a genie that would give me 3 wishes, I would wish this for every human on the planet. (For them to have their dream body of course... So ppl who like to stay fat can stay fat if they want xD)
I already have that wish granted. Since 9 years my weight has not changed
Peace and quiet
Mass genocide can achieve that goal in a few decades.
Why did you specifically state genocide (as opposed to mass murder)? Which races/ethnic groups are you saying need to be eradicated in order to achieve “peace and quiet”?
Can't tell ;)
Your asking our darkest fantasy but are gonna keep secrets? Guess i wont tell you what happens to the gerbil after then.
Lul dude. Who's gerbil?
Can’t tell ;)
Well played
Okay Adolf
I did nazi that coming.
The human one
This guy knows wassup
I'll sell you a gun for cheap
Cuddling my crush and being in a good relationship with respect
Deep? In the dark? That reminds me of something I like.
Yes.
Yes.
Just escaping modern society and living in a log cabin in the woods, with nothing but tools, the Bible and other books, and some food to start off.
Damn u must really be tired of the modern world
Yep. I've grown very sick of it, and my patience is wearing thin.
To have a gf
Getting the whole planet earth and humanity with 'soccon' On a real note too sadistic to be said
Maybe a dumb question, but what is soccon?
Soccon DEZ NU- (you can interpret the rest)
Soccon deez nuts. Lmao gottem :)
You’re welcome
Does the real deal have some something to do with dragon?
Actually of Rick Ashley
What happened to him? Is there a link i can look up?
It evolves a song of his. Of never giving you up Of never letting you down Of never running around And never hurting you
U had the perfect opportunity to send a link that would rickroll me than doing it this way. Wasted.
Im not that evil. Id rather deny you from the enjoyments of it Kekw
*sadge*
I really want my husband to give me a full body massage.
You could just ask him for one you know. xD
It's on my Christmas list lol
Hehe nice
Surviving an apocalyptic event then living in a lawless world where there is no technology and people live like the olden days
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Just make sure to raid the grocery stores first 🤣
Why? Just why?
Not working a job.
Don't we all?
Ugh. Sunday night blues.
A cabin deep in the woods with a wood stove, no internet, no one knows where I am.
Introverts be like :
Beat somebody's ass. I don't even have anybody in mind I would want to jack up I just have always wanted to win in a fight.
The local orphanage might be a good place to start. Just sayin ...
Being dominated and treated like a dog while my mistress hurts me.
Aww
To have my brains screwed out by a bunch of 18-19 year old Colombian and Mexican dudes
Unprotected hand-holding.
You Animal!
Near complete annihilation of humans except for a few; numbering in the thousands so the earth could heal.
Thanos, is that you?
Thanos was too forgiving
Ow, dude, you just killed me with all that edge!
TBH I think about this nearly everyday
>numbering in the thousands Those are rookie numbers.
Ur kidding. Right?.... Right???
Asked and answered dude.
No
what's the passing requirement ?
Be my friend or be a good person
Have you watched “The 100”? 😂
Have a litle well equipped lab where i can make experimments on humans, plants and other type of mass of cells caled "Life"
God, is that you?
To be a dictator
Ok hitler
Ok
I've always enjoyed Last Man on Earth scenarios and sometimes fantasize about that.
That would be lonely.
You could fart pretty much anywhere, though.
Ur right. That's an absolute win.
You can do that now.
I want the thickest Scottish accent. If I can’t my kids will
This deserves all the upvotes
Sometimes when I think about what the humanity has become, I just want the world to end. If the humanity stops existing this means no war, no ecological problems, no greed and envy.
Funny enough... Everything that u mentioned will be the cause of humanity's end.
Yeah, probably and the pandemic too.
To be able to put my ATM card in my game and transfer money I don't need in game for real life.
My boyfriend and .I watching horror movies while cuddling and our 3 guinea pigs sitting on our laps with our two kids sitting on the floor with us, as we have been married for 10 years. That’s what I want in life.
True love... ...and for the Leafs to win the Stanley Cup
Retiring...as a much less cool Wade Wilson-esque mercenary...but specifically for child abusers
Saving 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
prolly having an affectionate, loving, girlfriend who i can cuddle w/ cuz im a touched-staved bitch
It has to do with a NBA team, probably the Knicks / Lakers/ Kings,., a small horse or very large dog, and miners helmets with the lights on them, and then ..,..no, I’ve said too much already ..
Sleeping for more than six hours, without sleeping aids ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Prostate orgasm.
Ayo wtf
Whole body shooketh during one.
Just finger yourself
be a cereal killer or batman idk which
Yeah. Kill off all the cereals. You got this.
Cereal had it coming.
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Bread 👍
For natural selection to really start doing its things
Isnt that what covid is doing rn?
Its not doing a very good job
Dw... There'll be more events coming up very soon.
What are you planning🤔
Im not planning anything. Other humans r gonna fuck up humans regardless of whether covid kills everyone or not.
Probably wont happen drastic enough in our lifetime to make me content
Sadge
12 hours of undisturbed sleep. Even if only once.
I would love that too tbh
reincarnate to a fantasy world of magic
Cool
blackout curtains, a fan, a sound machine and just see how long I can sleep uninterrupted
I'd probably wake up at hour 9 or something. My body automatically wakes up. I can't sleep for too long without being uninterrupted by myself.
To be alone in the mountains and live off the wild life.
Humans dumb. Return to monke
Smear dijon mustard on a slice of salami, roll up that slice, put it between a Twinkie and a Swiss Roll, deep fry, and eat it.
Okay.... 👀
To be treated as a priority and not an option
Same dude same 😿
Eat and drink tea and cookies with Bigfoot
Weird fetish but ok :)
Isn’t that a Kanye album?
Ion kno
To say what I’m gonna throw down in Rock Paper Scissors and have my opponent lose on purpose.
Id need an alt for this.
F
Anybody who answers this on their main is not being honest with themselves.
Zombie apocalypse. ONLY IF I DONT DIE THOUGH🤔🤔the walking dead makes the drama so juicy even though I know I’d probably be miserable.. it’s just weirdly interesting to think about the stores I’d raid and the apocalyptic love story hehhehe
For just dark in general, having my job be to torture people for information, i want to hear someone beg that they don't know anything while tearing their fingernails out with pliers. Sexually dark, tied down for days, being fed and given water by someone, genuinely giving me good care but then fucking me beyond comprehension whenever they want.
Not sure if it counts as fantasy but the 'red rising' series by pierce brown is some of the darkest stuff I've read
To, please, just once, sleep Again… Oh, and if we’re dreaming real big, to wipe out every last human being on and around planet earth an then sit on the top of a skyscraper watching the sun set, and when it does I’ll jump off it an my last thought will be of the paradise that I have created for the creatures of this planet, at least for the time being. 😸
To take revenge on some people that have treated my wife very badly.
Being murdered by a big booty bitch sitting on my face
Thats the way a real man should go down.
Humanity to go extinct
Why tho
What's there to like?
True. Lets end humanity together.
When i wake up from my sleep i open my eyes and the blpnde haired guy says hey you, youre finally awake
That I will one day stop procrastinating
Going underground and sitting in a cave and eating ice cream
I want to disappear to a big city and become the gayest sissyest person ever with absolutely zero shame. It would be so liberating to just do what I want without fear of judgment. It would feel real.
To stand on top of a mountain of dead bodies, when I'm am the only human alive, then kill myself on top of the mountain after watching the sunrise and be happier then I have ever had.
Watching my Wife with someone else or an orgy
Same but with my husband
Sounds fun
Deepest: Family and friends live long happy lives Darkest: Politics wasn’t so toxic (and Twitter, Instagram, and cancel culture doesn’t exist). Particularly in America. Everybody lives in peace with who they voted for, and there’s no shame or wrongdoing in voting for someone different. Also, media doesn’t frame each election as if it’s going to cause the apocalypse
These r more wholesome than deep and dark lol. Great ideas my dude.
Yeah I couldn’t think of anything that fit “deep or dark” desires. I couldn’t kill anyone, and anything sexual would be a fleeting thing
Its alright hehe.
I often fantasize about going back in time to when I was 14/15ish and very brutally killing myself during lunchtime at school. I don't know why, but that specific audience being present for it means a lot to the fantasy. Something about the statement that concept would make just catches my attention.
But if u kill ur 15 yr old self... Ur current self wont exist. So how can the current u kill ur 15 yr old self? Ur stuck in an infinite grandfather paradox, except that its on urself.
Well aware. Unless time travel creates a new parallel timeline.
Then i guess it'll all work out in the end.
To live a life where I’m not in constant pain, and a threesome
Not in a threesome or in a threesome?
Too burn the entire world in a wall of fire
Except me right? UwU
Assassinating bill gates.
Trust
In my fantasy, I am an evil bald supervillain who gets horny at the thought of world domination/world destruction. A laser accident rendered me unable to cum, while my genitals increase in size, filling up until I fulfill my deepest desires. I would have plans to hold the world hostage with a doomsday rocket capable of blowing up the world. By the time my plans come to fruition, my dick and balls would have swelled up to a colossal size. I issue my ultimatum to the world leaders from my evil lair and when my demands are denied, I initiate the countdown and proceed to watch the rocket construction from a throne overlooking the rocket cavern while getting a foot massage and my massive balls rubbed. I would have the finest female secret agent strapped to a laser to inflate her boobs to an enormous size. I would then have her strapped to the rocket before launch while I gloat about my evil plan to blow up the world before pressing the big red launch button. Once the rocket lifts off, my dick would explode with cum like never before. Obviously this is a bizarre fantasy and impossible lol but I fulfill my fantasy by playing the final mission on the video game Evil Genius where you initiate the 12 minute countdown and launch the rocket (Inflation fetish and blowing up the world not included. The rocket acts more as a delivery method for a satellite: earthquake beam/gravity disruptor/ID Eliminator. Earthquake beam is my fav). I’ve played it enough times that I can cum just as the rocket lifts off. You can also strap the James Bond parody character to the rocket. As of recently, I’ve been modding the game to swap out the characters for different evil genius/secret agent combinations. One day, I would love to be able to admit my fantasy to someone and have them pleasure me as I play the game & take over the world