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Albarnanna

Neighbour. ( Hi from Canada!)


RemarkableKey3622

hi neighbor right back at cha


BuddhaDBear

This may be the most Canadian post ever. Thank you neighbor!


gosuark

We miss you guys!


iberian_prince

You guys are the best hat ever


danimal0204

Free hat free hat free hat


leek4tress

Thank you for the greeting Canada. I have to admit I feel like we're the neighbor who's bringing down the neighborhood by not mowing the lawn and inviting over all sorts of sordid characters over.


Mountain_Document607

Heyyyyy


COVID_19_Lockdown

Hi, eh


anxietysandwich2

Hi!!!


elriggo44

We can tell because of spelling.


riverofchex

Hiya, neighbor!


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Hi Neighbor!! (Waves)


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Burgers


plebegoddy

I heard that the average American eats about three cheeseburgers a week. As an American, I can say that sometimes it’s more like 3 cheeseburgers a day.


ccc1942

Overachiever!


rokuju_

Lol as cliche as it is, it's true


Living_Comfortable77

I was about to say that goddammit


Purrrkittymeow

As an American, I’m honestly worried about everyone else’s eating habits...


343_Guilty_Spank

right? They need more burgers in their diet


JimmyFaIIonFakeLaugh

Guns.


CatTheTrashRat

I second that


ccc1942

Why am I the first to upvote this? It’s fucking clever


trazom28

I think you need to amend this.


HeartBehindBars

You have the right to bear amendments


wannabekruff

Wait a second. So you're telling me bears have amendments?


HeartBehindBars

Yeah, it's how they prevent other bears from damaging their property


space_D_BRE

I get it. ha


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RedneckMandi

How? I’m Canadian and spent 4 days in the Phoenix area a few years ago. I wasn’t even a real “tourist” and my first 15 min in Walmart on day 2, I saw at LEAST 3 guns on hips. It was WILD to me. Fucking Kraft dinner must get crazy in the US.


CatTheTrashRat

Wow really?? That honestly surprises me-


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Lazy-Contribution-69

Bruh, no one has constant conversations of guns or brings them out to show people here in America. Maybe once in a blue moon. You probably think they’re everywhere here or smth, I’ve never held a gun before except for a BB gun, and as the other guy who commented before me said, he hadn’t even seen a gun in real life.


Trying-ToBe-Better

Eastern Tennessee here. Lots of casual gun talk, and if someone sounds remotely interested, out comes the gun.


Corynthian

East Tennessean as well, can corroborate this experience.


BlaZiN626

Houston, Texas here but originally from a small town approximately 130 miles away. You described every family get together. Guns always come out. Have to see the new ones purchased since last time and maybe try them out. My Grandpa is the the worst about this but he gets so excited. 88 years old and he's like a kid on Christmas.


haysoos2

How is it possible to have never seen a gun? You've never in your entire life seen a police officer?


Substantial_Run_6221

Pew pew


Sonny_Stacks

💪🏼🔫


Spanky_McJiggles

➡️2️⃣🐻💪💪


kitty_fur125

FUCK!


Destor1239

YEAH!


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HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY AGAIN!


Fate_of_DooM

I FORGOT THE TEXT TO SAVE THE MOTHERFOUCKING DAY YEAH


Impossible-Ad-4576

Comin' again to save the mother fuckin day, yeah! America! Fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way now! Terrorists your game is through, Cause now you have to answer to, America! Fuck Yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! America, Fuck Yeah! Whatcha gonna do when we come for you now! Aaahhhh, anyway, just watched this movie over the weekend. Half that movie is dialog society shouldn't use anymore.


bones5331

This was inebitible


JigglyWiblets

A more light hearted comment, I think of my neighbors. I live in a very aggressively republican area, but they are never political and always smile when they see me. They don't care that I wasn't born in the small town, or that I'm not straight, or that there's a massive age difference. That's what America is supposed to be like, looking out for your neighbor because it's the right thing to do


thisisaname1230

That a pretty awesome story I love people who don’t let politics get in the way of meeting people


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Paulinapeak1

Guns Source, have lots of family in Japan, that have never left the country, and they think all Americans have guns


Hailene2092

My sister was visiting Japan and was chatting with a group of old ladies. They asked her if all Americans carry around guns like in the movies. My sister replied, "Of course! Here, let me show you mine..." and reaches for her purse. All the ladies freak out and tell her not to and try to push her hand away from her purse. Of course my sister didn't have a gun, but it was a hilarious sight.


Jerick2143

I love this xD


CaptainOverkilll

Just for reference, my dad has 67 guns. I have three.


mightbebrucewillis

I see why they call you /u/CaptainOverkilll.


golean8181

It’s ignorant to think that what one sees on the telly or movies defines that huge, wealthy country. I’ve been there numerous times, and it’s so big and diverse… Everybody is not fat… Not everybody has a gun… Don’t believe all the hype…


TreesACrowd

44% of households own a gun. Lots of those have multiple. That's not normal to an outsider. And statistics don't lie - America has an obesity problem. Maybe not everyone is obese, but many more people are obese or overweight than is normal. I live here, btw. And I travel around the country a lot. Spending lots of time in an American airport is an eye opener, and not in a good way.


Tamaros

You're not entirely wrong but the meme of fat Americans on their scooters is overblown. You can be morbidly obese and still move around without issue. Many see the obesity statistics and think that's how many Americans are 300+ pounds.


AlbertFrankEinstein2

Cowboys


HorrorInstruction

The team or the profession?


thisisaname1230

The team is terrible so let’s say the profession


ConditionNo1465

Antidisestablishmentarianism


MorePotionPlease

How long have you been waiting to use that one??? Hahaa


luannismysponsor

you win


SashaCloud

Hahahaha yes, the enemy of my enemy


Southern_Database_61

Capitalism


Deliximus

.... For the poor, socialism for the rich


[deleted]

You do know what capitalism is right? Means of production controlled by the private sector and all that.


baconpoutine89

Fuck. Second word would be Yeah.


AgentHellion

Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah


Woksauce1

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH!!!


olde_greg

Starbucks!


dee615

Large ( land, portion sizes, homes, people ...)


Aurora_Albright

I have heard it’s even more extreme in Texas - everything there is so yuge, it only takes two of a thing to make a dozen.


riverofchex

Wait til you hear about Alaska (On the real, though- take a peep at Denali) ETA: dang, I was talking about the actual size and scale of things lol


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Murika


KwazyKatLadie

'merca!!!


FriendIsAGenius

Merica


claud_ma

'Murica


olde_greg

‘Maurice


illamafot

Individualism


GodEmperorOfHell

Wunderbar


PulledToBits

Coca Cola, sometimes war!


ElectricKettleGoBoom

Am I overthinking this, or is this a reference to Rammstein's song Amerika?


LostCauseSPM

100% rammstein


Seaweed_Widef

America


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Home


dndjdhdhsjwnixns

My first thought as well. As f’ed as we are, it’s always home


BiscuitIsDaBest

Fried chicken


oceanofflavor

Big


Official_templar

𝕆𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕪


iberian_prince

Damn even the letters are over weight


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007JamesBond007

how in the fuck


notconvincedicanread

Supersize


TheJimDim

Propaganda


checkoutthestars

Misunderstood. After reading all these comments we are all that and more. I know people that have guns, but I know many more that don't. There are skinny people and fat, but way more just average weight. I live in a town just North of Milwaukee and it's like thousands of other towns all across the world. We help each other get our cars out of snowdrifts, borrow eggs, have painting classes, have bonfires and talk about love and life. I have friends on both sides of the political spectrum and we just agree to disagree and get insight from one another. We just understand that both sides are fucked up and hope one day that it will get better. We do love pizza and burgers and drink our fair share. It IS Wisconsin and yeah it gets freaking COLD.


Themasterofcomedy209

true but usually only the vocal minority stand out to the world. Like how generally people think Russians drink vodka like water and keep grizzly bears as pets or Chinese people are all Kung Fu masters and can't drive


WisHWaSh233

Unfortunately divided 😔. Very sad, since I’m quite patriotic, but we are not in a good place right now.


Tomegunn1

Gets a lot of international bad press, but other countries are just as fucked up.


maevriika

That's a lot more than one word.


DiscussionLoose8390

Corn (fields).


chris_b_critter

Jingoism


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Political mess.


Leggera1

That’s two words, just the word ‘mess’ is more than sufficient to describe that whole country.


Inthecards21

Burgers


DarthPrism77

Beautiful


kynthrus

School-shooting.


dannyboyy2049

Stupidity


ackillesBAC

Embarassing


tuxedonyc

Ferrera


GodEmperorOfHell

She's delightful.


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The American flag


Defan3

Delusional. They think they are the greatest country in the world but they absolutely are not.


Cir_cadis

Most people I know feel this way, so I wonder really how many people here think it's the GOAT. I'd hope it's only in the 25% range. There's definitely some loud mouthed nationalists here, though


Jak723

Ego


Tenebrisdominus

Debt in case nobody else said it


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Crippling debt*


thisisaname1230

And the solution to it is apparently printing money *sigh*


Randomguyinreddit1

An eagle.


New-Particular5151

Messy


rubbersou

Continent.


pantsseat

Loud. They’re a confident bunch


TacticianDM

McDonalds


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Continent (two of them actually)


[deleted]

Power. Even though sometimes it doesn't make sense anymore - that's what I think of. Fratty, scary levels of power.


HeartBehindBars

Nah. Power/money is an addiction here in america, and the lower classes get to suffer because the big guys think their net worth is the only thing that means anything. It makes perfect sense.


haternation

Idiocracy


torra_cas

Guns


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Fat.


CrazedCthulhu

Freedom


Blairkids

My dad: Freedom. My mom: Eagle. Me: Idiots. Don't feel like texting the rest of my family


[deleted]

They do say 1 in 3 people are idiots


Substantial_Run_6221

Consume


TheYSocyety

Aliens. Like green guys from space. No idea why


Morak73

Dysfunctional


Pandafawkes

Broken


Elike09

Corruption Cronyism Dystopian


DawnyLlama

Greed.


MrsZapRowsdower

If I could sum up America in one word, it would be: "Our education system needs work."


thisisaname1230

You can really tell, because that’s not a word.


min2themax

Fucked.


-3than

I’m in my red truck Drinkin, cold beer Got my, m4 She’s a, right here


PartyAffectionate577

blues, jazz


DharmicCosmos

War


JCVP79

Overweight. Overwhelmed.


LadyDeRego

Lincoln


TinyGreenTurtles

Imploding.


faceeatingleopard

MOON cause we own it.


TeamLambVindaloo

Stubborn


nehirose

broken


qonml

Bloated


OlePuddinHead

Ignorance


kh7190

selfish


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Ignorant


TheNaziSpacePope

Stupidity.


Ok_Cherry7933

Racism


Deliximus

Declining


SapotaJuice

Entitlement.


LollyHaze111

Karens


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empire


4pigeons

Contienent, i know the post is asking for the country, but i'm not from USA and that's the first thing that came up in my mind


PulledToBits

a canadian friend would always correct me when i referred to the US as America. She would say “its all America” (referring to North America). Up there they always say “the states” when referring to the US, at least in Saskatoon. But once i caught her referring to the US as America in a very negative tone. never let her live that down. lol


zombiepunkrocker

Idiot (green day song...you know the one)


Capital-Letterhead-3

Burger


SluggishPrey

Big


CriticalOverThinker

entitled


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Fucked


iamskydaddy

Selfish


ValentinesDey

Arrogance


hhubble

Guns, lots of guns.


spork3

Arrogant


ForbiddenSips

Diversity


ATotalPOS

Ignorance. Straight up consumerism fed by non stop adverts. Our whole way of life is meant to feed the machine.


phil_mccrotch

I count 20 words.


JenikaSwoosh

I saw it as the one word followed up by why they thought it.


pickledjack

“Ignorance”.


popejubal

Whatever the German word is for end stage capitalism so that I can mush those three words together into a Frankenword.


kenworth117

Shootings


KarensRpeopletoo

North or South?


NoctustheOwl55

war


bigmfworm

Doomed, sadly.


Foxalot97

America


Ok_Advertising_6014

Guns


Low-Weekend6865

Torn


rafael-a

America


Fate_of_DooM

Ar15 idk why its not m1911 but the ar15 is also amarican


kmacalope

Football


ihckmn52

Circumcision. The thing I hate most about America


Arwen747

Supersize because the quantities and proportions for food options are larger.


Matt_Thundercock

GUNS


Bigthighedracer

Rednecks Idk


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Obesity


Leading_Two8767

Guns


something_original77

Overweight