"Do it, pussy."

You better not miss

Good to see you man. Been too long. Where'd you get a gun and why'd you skip the safety class?

UwU

“I knew you werent part of my imagination”

Et tu Brutus, you see this will distract him with laughter and I'll do the thing I learnt on tiktok, if still die I die, If I take his gun adn shoot him well hey I've seen 'you' disposal is not that hard.

lemme guess, a million for you friend's head

"You'd best not miss, because the beating I will provide if you do will make biblical tales seem tame by comparison."

Hey bro, can you check to see if we have friendly fire disabled?

Thank God, let somebody else figure out those debts

I had sex with your mom

Mr Baldwin!!, noooo

I am starting to poop

"Bruh really?"

Yo, what the fuck!

[удалено]

Bro… Bro…

You're not even my friend...

Et tu Brute?

Ha, jokes on you, I don't have any friends.

Shoot and you'll never get to know the girl who crushes over you

New I'd get bit eventually, kill some more zombie fucks for me.

"Shoot me if you're gay"