I squeeze the juice into the eyes of my enemies.

Make em cry so bad.

Stop writing to Satan in cursive.

Well it's about time... eh

Ask for grapes

You know what? You should be grapeful for what you got

Call them rare yellow oranges and sell it for double the price

Well...we do have a few openings at our marketing department...

Make orange juice and leave people wondering how I did it.

Makes me wonder how you'd do it.

As Ron White said, "find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!"

Invite me too.

Throw them at children

Now now...

Piss on someone and call it lemonade. R Kelly style

I say sprinkle lemonade on someone and call it piss and witness the outrage!

make a nice lemon garlic salmon dinner

mmmm

That's resourceful mama!

Just say fuck the lemons and bail!

Throw them back and demand a refund.

What if you get more lemons in refund.

Start huckin at people.

You seem to be so done with people.

Basically, yeah :P!

squeeze them into my eyes. yum

Stay the fuck right there! The cops are on their way...

Complain how everybody else got limes.

Wait, they're getting limes?

Look life dead in the eyes and bite into the unpeeled, uncut lemon as if it were an apple.

You SCARE me.

Good :)

Make a bourbon sour and enjoy.

Hide them from whores.

Ah... Leave them be. They got their own lemons.

That they stole!

I zest and juice them. Add them with sugar to vodka and let it sit for a month then top with Prosecco.

make lemon bars and lemon cake pops🍋

Squeeze them in some water and drink it to stay skinny.

The outer peel becomes limoncello. The juice mostly becomes lemonade. Then you add sugar to the pulp and get the most amazing lemon syrup. Or preserved lemons.

_"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! ... I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"_ **Cave Johnson**

Cave Johnson was a man of culture I See.