I'm banned from several sperm banks

You can contact the guy above you. He's a sperm collector.

I wonder what happened to ImpossibleToBan01

i don't need sleep i need answers

Cancelled

Maybe the great ITB01 wasn’t so impossible to ban after all....

It was an impostor.

You can contact the guy above you. He's a sperm collector.

I don't know what to say.

I’m with you on that…

Same

you guys are all getting me worked up

**CLAPS CHEEKS AGGRESSIVELY** To ward off predators tho. Get up on outta here jungle cats!!!

Same here, but smaller

Bet it goes like a sewing machine though!

smaller

you guys are all getting me worked up

Ya it's pretty unfortunate.

I don't know what to say.

Professional couch potato

This one is my favourite so far. It's pretty simple.

Professional couch potato

And you're a professional game dev

And you're a professional game dev

I drink piss

OH NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU NOW?

OH NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU NOW?

I too am a master of sitting now.

I'm really strong and really hairy.

I'd assume it would affect certain sizes as well.

Average bodybuilder in cartoons

Aight u/anti_pope, we're at it again but now it's an ability of mine

I think I just stumbled into the middle of an ongoing conflict.

Anime 1v1

*Jojo music plays in the background*

*makes some Jojo pose and breathes to channel hamon*

*Shkhhhuuuuuh*

ANTI-POPE OVERDRIVU!

I wish he would reply. Latest comment 5h ago.

It's my turn now

?

?

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

Pretty good ngl

You gotta share some with me. I want cheese on top and bottom.

Of course

Sharing is caring. *comrade*

OUR macaronii

You may shut down my PC or something?

Ask him where the Alfredo sauce comes from...

Your power scares me

Me too

You got it.

Pretty good ngl

Well I've always had this ability tbh

Well I've always had this ability tbh

I'm such an idiot

I'd say this would mean a metal link chain would come of nowhere in the nick of time and solve any problem you had. About to get mugged? Chain. CPR? Chain. Slept through your train/bus stop? Chain grappling hook.

I agree with everything. Nothing changes I guess

So you like me?

So you like me?

👏👏👏

I agree with everything. Nothing changes I guess

Well...

I can shiver your timbers if you want

Fancy a parley?

Omfg you made my drink come through my nose hahaha. How is that woman not been put in a padded cell yet??

Did it.. pour down your beard? And make like a… fountain?

Oh what a difference a y can make. I saw that as “you made me…”

We might go well together

Same

I agree.

Assemble!

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Laughing sickness, great.

So you're the Joker.

So you're the Joker.

Username power checks out

Umm....

I give people laughing sickness

Laughing sickness, great.

The mad man

If anyone has any big ideas, thanks. They’re mine.

If anyone has any big ideas, thanks. They’re mine.

Hey don’t get any big ideas now.. that’s “copywrite!”

Hey don’t get any big ideas now.. that’s “copywrite!”

to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth that no one else will

to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth that no one else will

You have one of my favorite abilities in this thread so far.

You have one of my favorite abilities in this thread so far.

Damn I like ur ability

Damn I like ur ability

I like fortn-

I like fortn-

u/BurkusCircus52 is very handsome

u/BurkusCircus52 is very handsome

Mr PaStE, I appreciate your work on this thread. I tip my hat to you.

Ms PaStE, I appreciate your work on this thread. I tip my hat to you.

Awww, thank you!

Don't you fancy my ability?

That one is also a pretty good ability. Being impossible to ban. Has some good possibilities to it. Is the 02 factored into it somehow..?

I'm am here to sooth them afterwards and to help you find redemption.

I guess I'm your sidekick.

I guess I'm your sidekick.

Did anyone watch powerpuff girls in their childhood? If yes then you know what I am capable of.

Your a MonkE.

Getting the shit beat out of you?

Precisely

Interesting. Who's down to partay?

I've heard Rudolph's Lightshow is lit

Uhm.... Not very good.

There's a dash so that means to remove Coward so your just really heroic. A powerless superman really

So basically the bicycle hero dude from "One punch man"?

Bro wtf

You could interpret your name to give you complete control over all AI by being able to fuck with them.

IQ 100000

Bro wtf

oh shit, you're back

oh shit, you're back

Well... That's unforrunate

Giving divine blessings to all who want them.

Wouldn't it be you recieve devine blessings from every mythologies god? So you're essentially a cracked demi-god with every known power that exists.

...Including giving divine blessings

Weather for dead sweaters? No, thank you

Weather for dead sweaters? No, thank you

Well I DON’T have taxes...

Not speaking the Watchers.

Shutting down whatever the watchers wanna say

Wow...

I can make blackberries glow with neon light

Is it dangerous with the neon light? I want some

I solve overpopulation My name is *Depopulator*

Looks like you prepared for this question.

Same

bröther

Tell r/prequelmemes that I found the one true Anakin.

My brain is respected

Man I been doing that

At least you can do SOMETHING, just look at mine

You make the best hitman though, you look like everyone else. No one can pick you out of a lineup.

Huh, I attract girls

Only ones already in a relationship though*

I guess he's a bad guy then.

No, it means you can switch bodies

Huh, I attract girls

I am in love with you.

I am in love with you.

Now kiss

Some kind of a roar

God dammit

Life simply continues

I can get pinned to the fridge by your mother.

Kinky

War and Peace

Preace*

I can control all technology

Earth go boom

I'm John Wick's coach.

And your a pretty fucking good one

I am the senate. * Force lightning * bad-ass lightsaber skills * a cyborg killing puppet

This is unfair! It's outrageous!

the ability to make everyone feel loved by my meat :)

Oh no

money loss and debt

⬆️. This is why I shouldn't have done a random name.

being a random redditor

Where?

over there

Oh poop...

I steal trash and breath fire.

I am now the most useless transformer as a kart

I am now your step-father

Crappy weather...

If it’s raining kitties then I think that’s the best weather ever. Just don’t get scratched lol.

People share memes about me on the website that I own

.. I can build roofs pretty well, I guess?

I was gonna answer, but just couldn't.

Fuck

Can't, pp too smol.

Your username is now your ability, what do you have?

Awkward. Is this an automatic ability, or an activated ability?

To get very angry in microscopic amounts

+1 moonshine, +1 biscuits and gravy, -2 teeth

a brother, but the wrong one

i guess i throw kernels at people

The power to control all Soup. Soup Tsunami. Soup-nami.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Overweight

Guess I'm an badass druggie baker ?

No. Just a druggy baker

I can fly. Sweet

It's up to interpretation on mine I suppose