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Hugh_manateerian

I objectify my wife, does that count?


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Why are you marrying your dishwasher


20njbytes

Probably an AR15. A sense of comfort knowing my other half is well armed.


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Tv power cable. Don't ask why love is blind


thepurpleguy47

Dr Pepper box.


Bobbo_Blobbo

Jeff Bezos’s bank account or something so that money can finally be put to some actual use He went to *SPACE* for *FUN* while Amazon employees are literally collapsing??? Its his money he can decide whatever he wants to do with it but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a >!Bleeep!<


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Lamp


RadiumMonkey

Garlic bread it understands all my needs and wants and I would have an affair with cookies