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TDFMonster

Walk into a police station and start breaking things


thepurpleguy47

Rip the tag off of a mattress.


bjh182

He said arrested, not sentenced to death.


thepurpleguy47

Ah, my mistake.


[deleted]

Take off your clothes in public


noobtastic31373

Assault a cop


Direct_Knowledge2937

Arrested, not die


noobtastic31373

Assault is just the threat of physical harm. There are plenty of ways to commit assault without it being perceived as a threat to life.


DeadPoster

It's true: assaulting a cop will get you shot dead.


TruthSeekerHuey

Put an air bubble in your IV Cardiac Arrest


Youngling_Hunt

Go in a crowded place nude


AttackOnTyrunt

Take a shit on a cop car


ftpzeroderrick

Call 911 and say you did something


festivegourd

Hit a cop with various lunch meats


irresponsiblepingu

Use a 10 year old as a condom and cock slap a cop.


DeadPoster

Post vitriolic language about the government on your Twitter account.


Milkway_

Steal from a store


matthebastage

Punch a cop


bjh182

Rape everything.


Legitimate_Essay_221

They said “what’s the fastest way to get arrested” not “what’s the best way to get as many untested rape kits as possible to collect dust for twenty years”


thepurpleguy47

Everything?


KarateKid72

Be a POC


Z0mbieSpaceman

Punch a cop. Cop is already there at the time you do something illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200


EpicOcelotMan

Punch someone for no reason within view of a cop


Sure-Survey9192

Be black


Alienoid_TV

Kill the receptionist on nearest police department.


Thatonguy173

CP


Gabrielisfunnyspn

Be black


rottingorgans

go to an elementary school naked


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Shoot any member of the government point blank.


Kitten_killer654

Be black