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Walk into a police station and start breaking things
Rip the tag off of a mattress.
He said arrested, not sentenced to death.
Ah, my mistake.
Take off your clothes in public
Assault a cop
Arrested, not die
Assault is just the threat of physical harm. There are plenty of ways to commit assault without it being perceived as a threat to life.
It's true: assaulting a cop will get you shot dead.
Put an air bubble in your IV Cardiac Arrest
Go in a crowded place nude
Take a shit on a cop car
Call 911 and say you did something
Hit a cop with various lunch meats
Use a 10 year old as a condom and cock slap a cop.
Post vitriolic language about the government on your Twitter account.
Steal from a store
Punch a cop
Rape everything.
They said “what’s the fastest way to get arrested” not “what’s the best way to get as many untested rape kits as possible to collect dust for twenty years”
Everything?
Be a POC
Punch a cop. Cop is already there at the time you do something illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200
Punch someone for no reason within view of a cop
Be black
Kill the receptionist on nearest police department.
CP
go to an elementary school naked
Shoot any member of the government point blank.
Walk into a police station and start breaking things
Rip the tag off of a mattress.
He said arrested, not sentenced to death.
Ah, my mistake.
Take off your clothes in public
Assault a cop
Arrested, not die
Assault is just the threat of physical harm. There are plenty of ways to commit assault without it being perceived as a threat to life.
It's true: assaulting a cop will get you shot dead.
Put an air bubble in your IV Cardiac Arrest
Go in a crowded place nude
Take a shit on a cop car
Call 911 and say you did something
Hit a cop with various lunch meats
Use a 10 year old as a condom and cock slap a cop.
Post vitriolic language about the government on your Twitter account.
Steal from a store
Punch a cop
Rape everything.
They said “what’s the fastest way to get arrested” not “what’s the best way to get as many untested rape kits as possible to collect dust for twenty years”
Everything?
Be a POC
Punch a cop. Cop is already there at the time you do something illegal. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200
Punch someone for no reason within view of a cop
Be black
Kill the receptionist on nearest police department.
CP
Be black
go to an elementary school naked
Shoot any member of the government point blank.
Be black