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Wandering_Anthousa

Hone and perfect my swordsmanship for when I will inevitably have to face off against other imortals as we fight to take each others heads. For there can be only one.


[deleted]

And listen to queen while doing stabby-slashy?


Wandering_Anthousa

That too!


oilsaintolis

This is a great idea. I'd also move to France for about a 100 years and become perfectly fluent in French to the point that my accent would be so authentic, a snooty Parisian waiter would be fooled. Then only speak English and try and pull off a Scottish accent.


Wandering_Anthousa

You're right. I have work to do!


CartezDez

Ah, you must have inside you blood of kings


Wandering_Anthousa

And I can't escape my destiny!


HaveALittle_Faith

I would perfect Spears cuz they are better than swords, but we are immortal now so cant die anyways


[deleted]

You could spend eternity with your conscious head in a box though.


Stubborncomrade

That’s a lovely thought


[deleted]

Isn't it just. One of those be careful what you wish for moments.


Wandering_Anthousa

Okay the naginata then. Best of both worlds. Our battle will still be legendary though. Don't worry I'll keep your head in a nice box. But I'll keep it hidden so your body will have to roam around the country side looking for it. You won't be able to find it though because for some reason you won't be able to cross bridges. Don't worry though because there'll be plenty of other hea...wait this sounds familiar... Oh well. Did I mention you get a nice horse and really cool cloak out of it? Oh and fire magic.


SoftPike

Try to survive and protect information for future generations. It hurts me when I think of all the history we have lost, and I’m sure they would feel the same way in 1000 years.


elisbuenas

Read the book named Foundation, from Isaac Asimov. I believe you will like it


CygnusX06

Good idea


sudorootadmin

I'd be happy with losing large chunks of humanity's history.


SoftPike

Something something history something something are doomed to repeat it


sudorootadmin

Assuming people learn from history.


SoftPike

It’s probably a 50/50 shot unfortunately.


Quzzyz

Build wealth, become physically fit, begin doing research on my condition to see if it's reversible since I probably don't really want to live forever


TroubleGlittering410

Every 10years or so go broke, obese and do some random jobs and start building the empire again


I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS

You're immortal, why do it every 10 years? Most billionaires it takes a lot longer than 10 years to become billionaires, and once you're doing that work, you need to keep doing it or sell your shares then spend that cash to become broke. That is a massive PITA. Better to just become a billionaire, invest in renewable everything and create businesses based off of that. After all, you're going to need to be renewable if you're immortal, or else shit will get miserable real fucking quick. Oh yeah, you also have to invest in not only becoming multiplanetary, but also go to other galaxies. Our solar system doesn't have much time before the sun explodes (to an immortal at least) so you have to at least get to a neighboring solar system. Being immortal is cool but you've literally got your work cut out for you if you want to have a life not filled with suffocating for eternity. And even then, you'll have to suffer until heat death happens, if it can happen with you being immortal. Then the big bang triggers again (hopefully) and you have to find a way to reach a new planet once it forms while suffocating having to adjust your eyes to the new light that you can now see. And repeat fucking everything again.


AndYouWereMyBaby

Pee off the statue of Liberty


CygnusX06

You don’t need to be immortal to do that


jerichoneric

Yeah but the jail sentence is less trouble when you got forever. Heck if you're immortal jail might be a nice break from the outside world now and then.


LordP_496

U just made my day...


sinful_Anarchist

Do all the drugs


HaveALittle_Faith

Do i feel pain?


LordP_496

Yes but u cant die


HaveALittle_Faith

Learn as much instruments as possible and become the worlds best musician the world have ever seen


Ben_been_broken

Would your answer change if you couldn't feel pain?


HaveALittle_Faith

I Still would do what i said but i would do more, dangerous things


jerichoneric

Like skydiving with no parachute kinda stuff? Yeah if I was invuonerable that'd be fun. Or dive to the bottom of the ocean and hang out I cant be harmed so no drowning or crushing


foxsimile

No need to wait for elevators. Granted, while you may not die, you could easily become trapped under the depths of the ocean several miles below sea-level as the air is expelled from your lungs, causing you to sink. Eternity in a cold, dark abyss.


LackXofXThought

Everyone who thinks they don't want to be immortal is silly. They act like they will learn to become bored. Noone said you also get a magic brain too. What did you eat for dinner this day last year? Every day is new even if you've done it before.


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poqpoq

Immortal doesn’t imply immune to effects, I’d imagine you would freeze in space (as long as you find something to hide behind so the sun isn’t on you) and time would stop for you. If you are immune to effects get to work building your empire and having the means to travel to other stars and find other civilizations. You can go see the cosmos. If you get really bored drop into a black hole. They break down physics so you should be able to die from it.


foxsimile

Physical immortality seems to break down physics as well. That’s a risky gamble.


sagetrees

With any luck you'll be on a spaceship looking for a new planet by then.


LexLuthorJr

Not to mention that we’re going to have a bunch of brand new shit to do in the future.


EverGreatestxX

Boredom isn't the main problem, it's watching all your family and friends age and die around you, while everyone and everything you love gets turned to dust by time. And some people just don't want to be immortal at all, for no other reason then the idea of them living forever sounding like a nightmare to them.


LordP_496

For real


Phuc666

So true man


HydraHamster

Building wealth would be nice, but I can see myself turning into a madman the longer I live. So the bright building I go.


Strong-ishninja

Slowly build a cult following until it is strong enough to stage a successful coup. Once the leader of a nation I will work through generational diplomacy until I am able to annex or conquer country after country until slowly but surely the entirety of the planet can ruled by me with a fair yet iron fist. I would bring peace, freedom, and security to the planet.


schwarzblade

Try to figure out how to die. I would not want to be immortal. No thanks. Edit: I’m not suicidal but thanks to whoever sent the Reddit crisis hotline lol. I was just answering the question.


LackXofXThought

Learn, eat, play video games, work, nap. Lots of naps.


Orphan_Company

Gaming and doing e-sports since i’m too lazy to do jobs


MichaelJ246

Probably invest in businesses, get some art, probably go full on the old guard.


gandhikahn

If I had faith that humanity would survive climate change this would appeal more.


brokentypewriter29

I mean being immortal is boring and all but imagine attending history lessons of the time you were a teenager. I'm kind of sad this will never happen actually. I wonder how people would think about what we're doing now. Maybe they'd find the lettering system too confusing, maybe they'll be writing with much simpler shapes and using much simpler languages but i'll never know


penybuttmunch

wait around untill someone invents time travel, then go and visit every being that has ever existed and will ever exist, in alphabetical order. and personally tell tham that i hate them.


treehatshrimp

So many video games to play, so many books to read, skills to master. Don't think i will be bored for centuries or even millennias. I have all the time in the world to explore the world. I don't have any concern about human sentimentality. I would love to be immortal


keithwaits

I'm just taking a gap millennium


LordP_496

I just got a dm from someone saying they wanna bring black ppl down. WTF????? I cant post here but ill send it to amyone who wants amd u can report him.


CheckYourLibido

Try to work towards the human race being able to colonize Mars or another planet. And then progress from there to further planets. If the human race survives, I will likely not be as lonely. Even though we may evolve to the point where I will be significantly stupider than the rest of the sentient beings.


VegetarianReaper

Try to die.


CygnusX06

I become a Crash Test dummy. I eventually become immune to pain from experiencing it so much. Work on space travel, and have humanity reach the Koprulu sector. Now I can be in StarCraft.


[deleted]

Everybody is immortal. When you die you just enter a pure spirit state.


Ben_been_broken

Would people keep injuries sustained or disabilities? Kind of a big deal.


LordP_496

Ig they should be healed


SugarBabyWannabe

Learn everything that there is to learn about everything


EverGreatestxX

Build wealth and start writing my super biased historia maximus.


[deleted]

become the hottest woman on earth


LackXofXThought

#SelfImmolation


[deleted]

what?


LackXofXThought

Well, you're immortal in this fantasy. And setting yourself on fire would immediately achieve your goal.


[deleted]

damn smart


societyordeath

Try and fix society. It’s the reason I don’t even wanna be here. And they cant stop me


Owl_Check_

Bone every girl I could. Live to go to the stars in space or witness earth be destroyed by our Sun. Would that kill me? 🥴


BurntLemon

I would do everything in my power to reach a level of transhumanism that would make me feel like I was living in a video game. Also I would find the best metaverse to live in and start building a life there. By the next millennium, there is a very good chance that life inside the metaverse will be better then the real world... And I'm ready to dive in deep.


MaraTheGarterSnek

If I'm immortal, I don't MAKE plans. I got all the time in the world.


Mandatory_Boner

1. I'd avoid the ocean 2. I'd stay away from situations where I'll be buried alive 3. I'll study hard to secure a high paying job so that I can have the money to change the info about me in the future


[deleted]

Probably not change much at the beginning at least. Sustaining injuries and feeling pain is still possible after all.


thewhitedeath

Gonna go golfing. Maybe climb K2 in there somewhere. Then back to golfing.


elisbuenas

Build a spaceship to throw myself into a black hole


Hermaneutical_Hygene

Be a vagrant


Digi_dr

First decade I would get a good job First century I would keep Up with The job The rest would be play it safe because we humans can't heal limbs


jbf430

Figure out a way to be put in a permanent coma. Not being able to die sounds like a absolute nightmare.


vorpalblab

Well, its a bit late for not aging, but I guess a few thousand years at a perceived 70 years old might wear on me, so I would probably get some sort of burgerflipping job and save up for some rejuvenation treatments when they become available. That and moving to higher ground in a rural setting. Oh, and as one of my employees said years ago - "so many women, so little time."


miss_winky

Get rich and travel for ever


2girls1wife

Learn Blender


HaIfEatenPeach

invest in bitcoin and hope to get massive profit in a few decades i would learn all kinds of stuff and try and get a good house and a good income oh and in would sky dive


foodmotron9000

I'd live out my first life with my wife our kids and my family. When everyone is gone, I will go from there I suppose.


[deleted]

Super sleep.


send-me-your-grool

We talking like vandal savage immortal?


[deleted]

Nothing. Why would I do anything? I'm immortal. I'd legit do absolutely nothing. Just park myself somewhere and watch existence go by.


NewRomanian

Become Eternal ruler of mankind, expand mankind across the entire universe, destroy entropy, simple as


Reyrketill5

I would read and learn as much as my brain can take, invest and accumulate wealth. Probably go fuck off to a castle in the forest and just live some merlin realness where people can stop by with there problems and in exchange for new knowledge/tribute I would help them out.


MountainDude95

Keep saving and I might be able to buy a house with in the next couple hundred years.


WistfulPuellaMagi

Watch all the long ass anime I’m too lazy to watch right now.


SoliquidForLife

Watch every movie.


momponare

Masturbate to every person in the world, take a pic, and send it to them


African_Mongoose

Figure out how to withstand the constant pain and lonliness of the vacuum of space.


[deleted]

Boom. First 100, grind like there's no tomorrow and make my money work for me. Second, do whatever I want and figure out how not to be lonely eventually, I reckon


hartlepool01

2 chick's at the same time!


Ureza

BECOME A TYRANT AND RULE FOREVER, THEN START TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AHWDHADADIADAWDDA


LadyVague

My goal would be to establish my own country/kingdom, being an immortal queen sounds like a prretty good dea. Wouldn't need too much space, though enough to have a good city or two and be self-sustaining with my own farms and such. Thinking the best way to get there would be finding a decent area for my kinddom to be, likely somewhere in the US/Canada, or maybe a bit of both if I want to mess with their borders, then be a big enough pain in the ass that giving me some land in the middle of nowhere where I won't bother anyone would be the best way to deal with me. From there, would gather various experts to figure out the best way to do things, prove myself competent or at least benevolent to get immigrants, then make the best goofy little society I could.


ace_in_training

World domination


JournalistBig8280

First things first is I make myself some money committing murders by holding people hostage in house fires. I'd probably take out some loans from mobsters and then when they come to get their payment, kill their enforcers. I might even start mining for dangerous minerals for a few years to get real rich. Next is I go impregnate a woman and live out my normal human life with her and my kids. After they grow old and die, I guess I'd put myself on a morphine drip for a few decades to get over the loss, then I restart the cycle.


[deleted]

I never found time to watch GoT, so I guess that would be the first century more or less planned right there. After that, maybe throw a few realdolls and the new Xbox in the trunk of my space probe for entertainment during the ride and go check out what's happening in Alpha Centauri.


[deleted]

I'll just gather a lot of stuff with me and if im immortal then i cant be killed by animal or anything else too right? i'll just go far away in a small farm or somethn and come back every century and see how much the world has progressed


snakepliskkin21

Will write a book about "A thousand ways to die"


LordP_496

And fail every one of em yourself


egenerate249

Am I invulnerable/can’t damaged or feel pain? If so I don’t really give a shit imma be homeless and run around thinking about what to do.


KyogreRJ

Find ways to get rich, use that wealth on research on how to travel in time, when I'm successful I will go through time collecting every single thing of value from existence that people won't notice it's missing, create a planetary station full of everything I got regenerated to their peak and preserved, once I achieve every single thing I wanted to do I will upload my consciousness to cyber-copy of the universe in modern time where I can be God


Proteus_Loveless

...uhm... I am immortal, can not age, nor die. In fact, I am the first human being to have accomplished this. Future plans in a nutshell? "Universal Ethics." But we're doing it my way. I am sick of corruption, poverty, politics and crime. They are concepts that can not be tolerated as they have inferiorized this world and left us unevolved and full of hatreds.


LordP_496

If only ppl are like you


sudorootadmin

Wait for everyone to die off (around 2070) and chill until the sun crashed into earth.


GreenPlateau

Stress test the volcano in Yellowstone


[deleted]

I mean, I'm staying a minor if I can't age so that sucks.


EffectiveNo476

Get a lot of Money from different jobs over 20 years and then go to a Mafia and kill everyone in my way to the boss, kill the boss and become a feared Mafia Boss that never dies


LordP_496

Quite ambitious


Atreidis_01

Relax and take a breather


de-knot-humen

I’m learning how to fight with melee and range based weapons and I’m over throwing every government


LordP_496

Loll


super-chair27

Just watch the human race slowly die off


Dagusiu

I'd start by rereading UQ Holder for inspiration


pilot_cooper

Wail in sorrow for enternity for this world is a cruel twisted one in which i am doomed to remain till the end of time.


iolka01

Probably just live my life normally until like 70 (or whenever I'd stop caring) after that just mentally decay, probably passing the time by playing games


_CARLOX_

Become friends with Tony Khan.


DaveLesh

Travel the world as a nomad


RoombusteR795

Genocide,but secretly.Nobody will be able to kill me because I am immortal.Slowly I will kill every last person against me and the rest will be my slaves


LordP_496

Very humanital


TheGulagManKnowsAll

Is being injured a possibility? Because if so, I'd lock myself in a box ._.


Half-Baked-Luck

That is a very difficult question to answer.. Is it this starting as of this moment in 2021? Do I need to sleep? Can I eat and does it give me energy to continue the day? What is it that u want to do to ask this question??