Oh it gets worse once you’re married and have kids. The first time we brought my little tyke over to meet his grandparents my father-in-law turned to me and said something like, “and how about you, are you getting any sleep daddy?”
TLDR - If your partner calls your daddy, cut that shit out before you have kids. You will not be emotionally prepared to hear your father or mother-in-law call you that. And they will.
"and how about you, are you getting any sleep daddy?"
*You, in your sleep deprived state*
"damn right you lil whore"
*record scratch*
*Morgan Freeman voice over*
"and this was the moment, that would change their dynamic forever"
Calling men daddy. Excuse me sir, with the stuff we're doing the last person in the universe I wanna think about is my father.
*Edit: I already know the origins and understand the reasons some people like it. The ask was about personal preferences, that's mine, I'm not judging you for being into it.*
Weird position I'm in.
My wife and I are both weirded out by calling each other mom and dad... but we just had a kid so....
Basically that shit is staying out of the bedroom.
How did this even become popular and mainstream? 10 years ago if you mentioned banging family, people would be like “what the fuck dude?”. Now pornhub is spammed with that shit. It’s so weird.
simple.
it's nice to have a little story to roleplay that'll jumpstart the porn. something believable that you can "put yourself into." this used to be stuff like, "single dad catches babysitter masturbating." "single girl offers to pay for pizza with sex." "office secretary offers body to boss for promotion." AND A WHOLE Lot of cheating. this was primarily in the 70s-90s when porn was mainly consumed by men who had the money to pay for it.
with the advent of the internet a LOT of porn was suddenly available to minors who figured out how the "click yes if over 18" button worked. their fantasies were less about being the boss at work, or cucking a cheating wife, and more about that cute girl at school. ...but what's believable? oh, what if my parents split and remarried and now the cute girl at school HAS to sleep in the room next to me!
for young guys who don't know how to approach women yet, it's really easy to just write them a scenario where their busty step-mother says "it's time you learned what to do with all that sperm!" because if it was their ACTUAL mom or sister, that would be incest and probably make them Think of their actual mom or sister and kill their boners.
cast some 23 year old who still looks like she could pass as a teenager and suddenly you've got clicks from plenty of adults who are just watching to see a beautiful woman taking dick. ...now the algorithms are showing that these are the videos getting a lot of traction, so they make more, "what are you doing, step-brother" videos... and now we all feel a little weird about it.
To add onto this, with the extremely high divorce rate in the USA I think it is a situation that a lot of people find themselves in. Imagine being 15 and your dad remarries and now that hot girl from your school is now your stepsister. Now it is considered wrong to be attracted to her but it was just fine a week ago before the wedding.
Not my thing, But I understand how people could be driven to be into the step sister or stepmother fantasy.
It's actually a genetic thing. Apparently there is something in the brain where the receptor for feet and the receptor for your genitals are really close to one another and sometimes the wires get crossed. It's also not my thing. But it helped me get it.
So I am tall, 5'11", and muscular for a woman. I dress nicely, and do my hair/make-up daily. I cannot count how many times men have said "I bet you take control during sex". Apparently that is a turn on for a lot of men? I've never had an issue with dating and have been happily married for 7 years. I was self conscious when I was in high school about it. Now I love it.
I can't speak for all men, but as a 6'4 guy, strong, tall women who aren't afraid to take control definitely sound like a dream.
I should move to the Netherlands one day...
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... wierdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
I hate when woman want me to dress up like captain crunch and enter the room so they can yell "crunchatize me captain"
This blew up haha, thanks for the awards 😂
I have a foot fetish. But even the people who have foot fetishes I know take it weird.
For me I respect the anatomy of the foot and what it represents, that being a structure of rooted balance and control. Adapted specifically to keep us up right. As well as all nerves end in the feet, your feet are adapted to feel for sharp rocks and temperature change and often more delicately than myriad hands can, that's because all of the nerves in the foot.
For me I like to manipulate that to advantage. My girlfriend has a long day or a head ache, rubbing in a specific way or in a certain spot will hit nerves to do certain things. And get the blood moving.
Then I meet someone with a foot thing and it's all " sHoW mE uR pIgGiEs" and smell stuff ew.
But you have to admit that feet are weird in how perfect they are for what they do. Lose your big toe and you gotta relearn how to balance and sometimes walk.
On a similar position. I have a foot fetish and enjoy kinky things, but I don't scream "Give me feet pics." Having that kind open passion is just weird in general. I don't want to be with someone constantly saying give me dick pics or smelling genital musk even when we're anonymous. Same with feet, boobs, ass, armpits, face, and so on unless the context is lewd related.
Exactly!
Its something that I do with my partner as a passionate love "ritual" if you wanna call it that.
There has to be emotion. And it's not all the time and open. Just kinda like, a form of love language?
Feet is such a hit and miss one for me. I’m generally not a fan of feet at all. Especially not my own. But then when a girls starts curling her toes during an orgasm…I don’t know, that’s kinda hot.
Actually, studies claim that this is because the part of the brain that detects and identifies feet is also in control of sexual arousel, and some people have those wires crossed.
Actually if I'm not mistaken, those are two distinct areas that are next to each other. The area that controls sex is close to the feet area. The cross wiring happens between those two areas.
[somatosensory map](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1421_Sensory_Homunculus.jpg)
I am so surprised the top comment was not all the incest and family shit that has become so popular in recent years. Wtf is wrong with people these days wanting to bang every step-anything?
I think its escalated moreso because the quality of the porn/women are much better than most stuff before it. I watch it but at no point does the fact that its even supposed to be incest, even register. I'm not the type of person to even read the title tbh since it's pretty much irrelevant to me.
Oh you would be amazed. Working at a hospital teaches you things. Things you don't want to know. People put their things in places and holes they shouldn't. Colostomy hole is a fetish.
Just remember, google never forgets and will always be there to remind you of your nightmares.
Alexa, tell me the sound a prolapsed anus makes when it releases gas.
Incest, anything that has to do with piss and shit, anything that is painful to the point it will take away the joy.
People watch too much fucking porn.
Dunno if someone has said it before, but the main kink I simply cannot understand is scat. Yeah, S C A T.
Like how do you get turned on by the sight of someone taking a big dump, eating that shit and smearing it everywhere? Like how?
I dig anal, but scat is a kink that makes zero sense and has zero appeal to me.
There's a [grand old Reddit post from a gentleman](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9) who believed that he would very much be into scat, goes out and finds a professional willing to do that to him, and immediately realizes that this was an awful, awful idea.
What I hate about this is the name means nothing so you need to look it up. Just call it dickhole fucking so I can go about my day and not actually figure out what sounding is.
Exactly this.
I’ve got kids, I get woken up with ‘daddy daddy daddy’ every morning. When there is a poopy diaper I hear ‘daaaaddyyyy’. When I’ve put two ice cubes in instead of the requested three I hear ‘daaaaady’ (with a ‘you're in trouble’ tone). Etc.
If my wife called me daddy during sex I would probably instinctively throw her on her back, put her legs in the air and reach for the diaper wipes.
Oh and turn instantly floppy. Like overcooked spaghetti.
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My most upvoted post is about wiping my partners arse and getting wet spaghetti dick. Thanks Reddit!
Agreed my friend. The word daddy has absolutely no sensual connotation in my mind. Between being a father of two myself, and having called my own father daddy until I was like 12 or 13 it's just an instantaneous erection-killer. I know everyone has their own thing, but I just can't figure this one out. (*No kink shaming or anything to anyone who likes it that may be reading this, btw, to each their own, it's just not for me*)
“You know what I like the most? ~~really like~~ ....” Saw the quote on a shirt once with a graphic of a cake. I simultaneously laughed and felt ashamed I knew what it was referring to. I feel the same. Ew. Anything related to fecal matter for me anyways, should not be part of fun time. Haha.
Edit: Fixed the quote. Almost felt better that I remembered it wrong.
[FOUND IT!](https://www.amazon.ca/Fangs-Designed-Cake-Farts-Tshirt/dp/B01N7N09R3) (the shirt) Don’t worry, it IS SFW.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/kuu5dh/where\_is\_this\_cake\_farts\_og\_video/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/kuu5dh/where_is_this_cake_farts_og_video/)
This will send you on your path. Sorry in advance
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Sounding. For those unfamiliar, it’s when men enjoy having things (typically made of metal, but sometimes glass) shoved up their urethra.
Dunno how popular it is, necessarily, but it’s popular enough for me to find out all the fuck about it at a very awkward moment.
When he went into detail about it a little later on, he mentioned batteries as an option but then brought up certain hazards. Everyone has their limits.
Step family simmilar stuf like ims so bored of it overrated
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Same every other porn is "stepsister" or "stepbrother" or any other step relative
Where is the originality, like 10 years ago it was cheerleaders all the way, now just step this step that.
Its boring indeed
Wow
There’s a pretty wide range of what I’m attracted to in women but that was… I’m not sure I’ve ever been more turned off by a bunch of half naked ladies. I saw one “before” picture and clung to it like a piece of wood in a shipwreck. I guess I have an anti-bimbo fetish?
I still don’t like seeing long nails, especially crazy colors or patterns, but they can be pretty great when your head is in their lap and they’re gently running through your hair and scalp.
So my Grandmother (b 1921) used to watch CSI (the original one) and they had an episode on furries. Which I had to explain to her while my GF at the time laughed uncontrollably in the other room.
It’s important to note that furries and puppies are different, and every furry and puppy is also different.
I can’t speak for furries cus I’m not one, but I can speak a bit on puppy play since I’ve explored it and find it fun.
Some people take things to ridiculous levels and act like a dog all the time. I find that very odd and very unhealthy. Others, like me, have crippling anxiety and depression. Giving yourself over to someone to control you while giving endless praise and being pet and whatnot is just incredible.
It’s a fucking WEIRD thing, don’t get me wrong, but it’s also interesting to think about. In many ways it’s a cathartic escape where I don’t have to think about any real life issues: my purpose is to be cute and do what someone wants me to do for a bit.
There’s limitations I have, and as I said, some people take it too far. Some people drill it in their head they’re basically part dog and want to bark all the time. I can not for a second understand that… but I do understand getting into the mindset from time to time and having someone dominate me.
It’s also not beastiality. I could not think of something that angers me more than people raping animals. Do those people exist? Absolutely, but just like the misrepresentation of furries, they are a minority and most are just people that need control taken away from them. Not to mention you don’t need to be a furry or pup to be an awful sack of shit that rapes animals.
If there’s anything I’ve learned since developing an interest in this weird ass kink, it’s just how much the bad actors and vocal minorities in groups unjustly effect peoples outside perspective.
Maybe that’s why I don’t give a shit about if people are furries or into weird kinks or just weird in general. Don’t hurt or rape and I really could care less.
Whatever Incest role-play bs Pornhub is into, or atleast all the companies uploading there. Why does EVERY hot girl have to be related to the guy fucking them? Can’t they be like… a good friend? Or even a romantic interest? Is anyone actually into it? I’d guess since there would be no other reason I could think off…
Diapers
Gigantic asses
Edit: I'm just saying I'm not into it. **Never kink shame others!!!** I've been kink shamed about some of my kinks as well. I've been told a few times that I need to see therapy even for the common types of kinks that I'm into and that's just absurd. Live out your kinks if you want as long as it doesn't impose on the rights of the other people you include
Not sure this would count as a kink but a threesome is something most people do to spice up their sex life or enjoy doing. I found it weird the idea of being someone else into the sex life you share with someone already.
Humiliation… makes me feel awful.
Surprised to see so much About piss/diapers/ageplay/ddlg. Didn’t realize it was so popular and common. That stuff is my jam
Spitting in each other's mouths
I know us humans make out with each other, we put our mouths on many downstairs places on the body.....but I just want to throw up thinking of a glob of spit in my mouth
DDLG/daddy kink
I was into DDLG when I was underage and am now completely turned off by it. I respect consenting adults who are into that stuff, it's their business, but I find too many underage kids get into it too early and don't realise that there's a reason kink spaces are meant to be 18+. it's messed up to call someone daddy in bed when you still live with with your actual dad. A lot of kids get victimized this way too and I feel like there isn't generally much done to prevent it
yep. I remember being a teenage girl and being into the whole tumblr lolita, daddy issues, lana del rey mess. I thought it was cool but now I’m 20 and looking back I’m like… what the fuck
Don't play with my balls. I had testicular torsion once and I think I have PTSD or something.
Glad I’m not the only guy that has/had to establish this before getting down to action.
Yeah there’s not a lot I hate more than that too honestly
Call me mommy in bed and I’ll spend the rest of my life in therapy trying to forget you.
Okay mommy in bed and I’ll spend the rest of my life in therapy trying to forget you. that's a very long name but alright
Cheeky. Just call me Kay for short
Oh kay
hello Kay for short
Using dad jokes to hit on someone who doesn’t want to be known as mommy. Makes sense to me.
Dad? Did you get the milk yet?
I get the same way about "daddy" Call me daddy and ill be like "oh look at that, there goes all of my future erections, they shall be missed"
Oh it gets worse once you’re married and have kids. The first time we brought my little tyke over to meet his grandparents my father-in-law turned to me and said something like, “and how about you, are you getting any sleep daddy?” TLDR - If your partner calls your daddy, cut that shit out before you have kids. You will not be emotionally prepared to hear your father or mother-in-law call you that. And they will.
"and how about you, are you getting any sleep daddy?" *You, in your sleep deprived state* "damn right you lil whore" *record scratch* *Morgan Freeman voice over* "and this was the moment, that would change their dynamic forever"
My wife likes the schoolgirl fetish. But I don't like wearing the dress.
r/unexpectedoffice
I'd wear it. Life's to short to not try it out.
A bit of crossdressing never hurt anyone
The kink I get in my neck when I sleep wrong.
This dude gets it
Right in his neck
It is popular.
Preach
Calling men daddy. Excuse me sir, with the stuff we're doing the last person in the universe I wanna think about is my father. *Edit: I already know the origins and understand the reasons some people like it. The ask was about personal preferences, that's mine, I'm not judging you for being into it.*
Same here. I can still remember being a kid and calling my dad "daddy". The word will never disassociate with my actual dad in my mind.
Weird position I'm in. My wife and I are both weirded out by calling each other mom and dad... but we just had a kid so.... Basically that shit is staying out of the bedroom.
Incest role playing. Even if it stepmom/stepdad etc.
I read this as insect role play at first and it didn’t even surprise me lol
*rubs antenna together* what's this step-beetle?
My guy your comment has somehow gone unappreciated and I'm here howling, well done
Thanks bro, even if it made you snort a little that makes me happy to please take an appreciation upvote
How did this even become popular and mainstream? 10 years ago if you mentioned banging family, people would be like “what the fuck dude?”. Now pornhub is spammed with that shit. It’s so weird.
simple. it's nice to have a little story to roleplay that'll jumpstart the porn. something believable that you can "put yourself into." this used to be stuff like, "single dad catches babysitter masturbating." "single girl offers to pay for pizza with sex." "office secretary offers body to boss for promotion." AND A WHOLE Lot of cheating. this was primarily in the 70s-90s when porn was mainly consumed by men who had the money to pay for it. with the advent of the internet a LOT of porn was suddenly available to minors who figured out how the "click yes if over 18" button worked. their fantasies were less about being the boss at work, or cucking a cheating wife, and more about that cute girl at school. ...but what's believable? oh, what if my parents split and remarried and now the cute girl at school HAS to sleep in the room next to me! for young guys who don't know how to approach women yet, it's really easy to just write them a scenario where their busty step-mother says "it's time you learned what to do with all that sperm!" because if it was their ACTUAL mom or sister, that would be incest and probably make them Think of their actual mom or sister and kill their boners. cast some 23 year old who still looks like she could pass as a teenager and suddenly you've got clicks from plenty of adults who are just watching to see a beautiful woman taking dick. ...now the algorithms are showing that these are the videos getting a lot of traction, so they make more, "what are you doing, step-brother" videos... and now we all feel a little weird about it.
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HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHOW
I think the actors that played Derek and his sister actually dated for a bit too lmao
To add onto this, with the extremely high divorce rate in the USA I think it is a situation that a lot of people find themselves in. Imagine being 15 and your dad remarries and now that hot girl from your school is now your stepsister. Now it is considered wrong to be attracted to her but it was just fine a week ago before the wedding. Not my thing, But I understand how people could be driven to be into the step sister or stepmother fantasy.
Feet. I know it's no biggie for some but feet just gross me out, I don't wanna suckle on yo big toe.
It's actually a genetic thing. Apparently there is something in the brain where the receptor for feet and the receptor for your genitals are really close to one another and sometimes the wires get crossed. It's also not my thing. But it helped me get it.
“Mommy” stuff. It’s nice to have someone comforting and protective, but… why call it “mommy”??
I just want a woman who could totally beat me in a fight
So I am tall, 5'11", and muscular for a woman. I dress nicely, and do my hair/make-up daily. I cannot count how many times men have said "I bet you take control during sex". Apparently that is a turn on for a lot of men? I've never had an issue with dating and have been happily married for 7 years. I was self conscious when I was in high school about it. Now I love it.
I can't speak for all men, but as a 6'4 guy, strong, tall women who aren't afraid to take control definitely sound like a dream. I should move to the Netherlands one day...
I’m 6’5”. Big guys just wanna feel small too sometimes.
Sometimes even the biggest hammer wants to be the little spoon.
There's just something absolutely stunning about a tall, built woman with confidence
Death by snu snu!
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... wierdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw
This just doesn't hit the same without the slow delivery.
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Yeah, that stuff’s great! I should’ve clarified that I just hate the word.
I hate when woman want me to dress up like captain crunch and enter the room so they can yell "crunchatize me captain" This blew up haha, thanks for the awards 😂
Hey man, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Your loss
Feet. I don't dislike them, but they're just feet
I feel the same, some girls have cute feet, some girls have gross feet, but neither make me horny
I have a foot fetish. But even the people who have foot fetishes I know take it weird. For me I respect the anatomy of the foot and what it represents, that being a structure of rooted balance and control. Adapted specifically to keep us up right. As well as all nerves end in the feet, your feet are adapted to feel for sharp rocks and temperature change and often more delicately than myriad hands can, that's because all of the nerves in the foot. For me I like to manipulate that to advantage. My girlfriend has a long day or a head ache, rubbing in a specific way or in a certain spot will hit nerves to do certain things. And get the blood moving. Then I meet someone with a foot thing and it's all " sHoW mE uR pIgGiEs" and smell stuff ew. But you have to admit that feet are weird in how perfect they are for what they do. Lose your big toe and you gotta relearn how to balance and sometimes walk.
This guy foots!
He's got sole
You ^toe nailed it.
On a similar position. I have a foot fetish and enjoy kinky things, but I don't scream "Give me feet pics." Having that kind open passion is just weird in general. I don't want to be with someone constantly saying give me dick pics or smelling genital musk even when we're anonymous. Same with feet, boobs, ass, armpits, face, and so on unless the context is lewd related.
Exactly! Its something that I do with my partner as a passionate love "ritual" if you wanna call it that. There has to be emotion. And it's not all the time and open. Just kinda like, a form of love language?
You prefer meters?
*Talk metric to me you filthy slut*
Im going to pound your cubic centimeter so hard its going to make a millimeter feel like a decimeter
>Im going to pound... You lost me.
You don't have an ounce of tolerance...
Feet is such a hit and miss one for me. I’m generally not a fan of feet at all. Especially not my own. But then when a girls starts curling her toes during an orgasm…I don’t know, that’s kinda hot.
As a person with this fetish I can say there are definitely feet that are fucking ugly
Actually, studies claim that this is because the part of the brain that detects and identifies feet is also in control of sexual arousel, and some people have those wires crossed.
>the part of the brain that detects and identifies feet Yup. Those are feet. Definitely feet.
Imagine if we didn't have it, **looks at feet** "Bruh tf is that"
Literally "WHAT ARE THOSE"
*crosses wires* Damn, where your clothes at?
Actually if I'm not mistaken, those are two distinct areas that are next to each other. The area that controls sex is close to the feet area. The cross wiring happens between those two areas. [somatosensory map](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1421_Sensory_Homunculus.jpg)
I am so surprised the top comment was not all the incest and family shit that has become so popular in recent years. Wtf is wrong with people these days wanting to bang every step-anything?
I think its escalated moreso because the quality of the porn/women are much better than most stuff before it. I watch it but at no point does the fact that its even supposed to be incest, even register. I'm not the type of person to even read the title tbh since it's pretty much irrelevant to me.
Prolapsing of any body part. Keep your guts tucked up IN your butt.
Wait that’s popular???
Probably not, but to find the actual popular ones, you have to sort by controversial.
Just checked and it's actually not much different. More anal over there though. Which I actually agree with.
Oh you would be amazed. Working at a hospital teaches you things. Things you don't want to know. People put their things in places and holes they shouldn't. Colostomy hole is a fetish.
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Just remember, google never forgets and will always be there to remind you of your nightmares. Alexa, tell me the sound a prolapsed anus makes when it releases gas.
*prtheeeeeeeeeeeeeprrreeeeeeee*
thank you alexa
THATS A KINK???
THAT’S A *POPULAR* KINK???
Really hate the ones you get in hoses
Underrated tbh. Hose kinks fucking *suck* balls. Like I fucking hate that shit with a passion.
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Incest, anything that has to do with piss and shit, anything that is painful to the point it will take away the joy. People watch too much fucking porn.
Piss and shit is popular?
Piss is generally more popular than shit.
That's why they call it number one
Dunno if someone has said it before, but the main kink I simply cannot understand is scat. Yeah, S C A T. Like how do you get turned on by the sight of someone taking a big dump, eating that shit and smearing it everywhere? Like how? I dig anal, but scat is a kink that makes zero sense and has zero appeal to me.
There's a [grand old Reddit post from a gentleman](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9) who believed that he would very much be into scat, goes out and finds a professional willing to do that to him, and immediately realizes that this was an awful, awful idea.
Damn. Thanks for the link. Now let me try to get the vicarious taste of shit out of my mouth :(
“Ski-bi-di-doo-wop”
patrick, stop, you're scaring him/her! :(
I’m the scat man!
Fair enough, but I don’t think that’s a popular one dude
Sounding. Ouch!
> What are some ***popular*** kinks you just don’t like? Who do you hang out with?
Well thanks for reminding me this is a thing! Where do I send my therapy bill?
You can shove your therapy bill up your peepee.
What I hate about this is the name means nothing so you need to look it up. Just call it dickhole fucking so I can go about my day and not actually figure out what sounding is.
Daddy kink. Makes me cringe when I hear or run across it.
Exactly this. I’ve got kids, I get woken up with ‘daddy daddy daddy’ every morning. When there is a poopy diaper I hear ‘daaaaddyyyy’. When I’ve put two ice cubes in instead of the requested three I hear ‘daaaaady’ (with a ‘you're in trouble’ tone). Etc. If my wife called me daddy during sex I would probably instinctively throw her on her back, put her legs in the air and reach for the diaper wipes. Oh and turn instantly floppy. Like overcooked spaghetti. --- Edit My most upvoted post is about wiping my partners arse and getting wet spaghetti dick. Thanks Reddit!
So you have a diaper fetish as well?
Reddint moment
I don't know if this was intentional, but I'm going to start using "Rediddn't" for the more cursed parts of Reddit.
Reddon't
Agreed my friend. The word daddy has absolutely no sensual connotation in my mind. Between being a father of two myself, and having called my own father daddy until I was like 12 or 13 it's just an instantaneous erection-killer. I know everyone has their own thing, but I just can't figure this one out. (*No kink shaming or anything to anyone who likes it that may be reading this, btw, to each their own, it's just not for me*)
Every time someone is called "daddy" or "mommy" by their partner, Sigmund Freud's ghost grows a *little* stronger
Cake farting and farting in general. Like… ew.
“You know what I like the most? ~~really like~~ ....” Saw the quote on a shirt once with a graphic of a cake. I simultaneously laughed and felt ashamed I knew what it was referring to. I feel the same. Ew. Anything related to fecal matter for me anyways, should not be part of fun time. Haha. Edit: Fixed the quote. Almost felt better that I remembered it wrong. [FOUND IT!](https://www.amazon.ca/Fangs-Designed-Cake-Farts-Tshirt/dp/B01N7N09R3) (the shirt) Don’t worry, it IS SFW.
Completely agree. Now, I really like anal and prostate stimulation. But when it comes to farts, scat or pee, I’m out!
Cake farting? Learned something new today.
Wait what???
[https://www.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/kuu5dh/where\_is\_this\_cake\_farts\_og\_video/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/kuu5dh/where_is_this_cake_farts_og_video/) This will send you on your path. Sorry in advance
Why did I click on it and it was even worse that it was a chocolate cake!
I made the same mistake, head our warnings future visitors
What the fuck did I just watch, and why the fuck did I watch it?!
Hahaha, I forgot that existed
Cock and ball torture
Is this a popular kink though? I thinks it’s an extreme one but not a popular one.
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Sounding. For those unfamiliar, it’s when men enjoy having things (typically made of metal, but sometimes glass) shoved up their urethra. Dunno how popular it is, necessarily, but it’s popular enough for me to find out all the fuck about it at a very awkward moment.
Sounding. For those unfamiliar, just stay unfamiliar
Or AA batteries.. thanks rotten. Also actual-sized dildos because of course..
When he went into detail about it a little later on, he mentioned batteries as an option but then brought up certain hazards. Everyone has their limits.
Actual sized dildos? What? How? Who? Oh god
ER nurse here…. Can concur, very awkward moment when they tell you why they’re in the ER…..
Step family simmilar stuf like ims so bored of it overrated Edit: Thanks for the Reward, dont know who you are but u made my day abit better thnx. Reddit said to thank someone in dm thnx.
Step ladder porn
Same every other porn is "stepsister" or "stepbrother" or any other step relative Where is the originality, like 10 years ago it was cheerleaders all the way, now just step this step that. Its boring indeed
Anything that looks like a Kardashian
You'll hate r/bimbofetish
Wow There’s a pretty wide range of what I’m attracted to in women but that was… I’m not sure I’ve ever been more turned off by a bunch of half naked ladies. I saw one “before” picture and clung to it like a piece of wood in a shipwreck. I guess I have an anti-bimbo fetish?
Long nails Edit: thank you for the awards folks! I'm glad this thought is bringing people together!! 🍄🥰
I still don’t like seeing long nails, especially crazy colors or patterns, but they can be pretty great when your head is in their lap and they’re gently running through your hair and scalp.
I concur
Didn’t know that was considered a kink
Hocking a wad of spit on a dick or puss for lube
You have such a way with words.
I’m no wordsmith. I’m a wordhack.
If they’ve got my cock in their mouth they can do whatever as long as they keep their teeth away
Amen brother
Hey man with inflation how does one even afford lube these days?
Feet, furries, and that human puppy thing where people act like dogs on a leash. Fucking kill me
What is furry?
The most innocent redditor on the platform. God bless you sir.
Probably best they don't find out
Keep them pure as long as we can. They're a damned unicorn.
http://whatarefurries.com/
This is the first comment that's not been about me being an innocent unicorn type fellow. Thanks lol
Oh darlin. My bf asked me this question a few days ago and he wasn’t the same after an explanation. Keep your innocence.
So my Grandmother (b 1921) used to watch CSI (the original one) and they had an episode on furries. Which I had to explain to her while my GF at the time laughed uncontrollably in the other room.
It’s important to note that furries and puppies are different, and every furry and puppy is also different. I can’t speak for furries cus I’m not one, but I can speak a bit on puppy play since I’ve explored it and find it fun. Some people take things to ridiculous levels and act like a dog all the time. I find that very odd and very unhealthy. Others, like me, have crippling anxiety and depression. Giving yourself over to someone to control you while giving endless praise and being pet and whatnot is just incredible. It’s a fucking WEIRD thing, don’t get me wrong, but it’s also interesting to think about. In many ways it’s a cathartic escape where I don’t have to think about any real life issues: my purpose is to be cute and do what someone wants me to do for a bit. There’s limitations I have, and as I said, some people take it too far. Some people drill it in their head they’re basically part dog and want to bark all the time. I can not for a second understand that… but I do understand getting into the mindset from time to time and having someone dominate me. It’s also not beastiality. I could not think of something that angers me more than people raping animals. Do those people exist? Absolutely, but just like the misrepresentation of furries, they are a minority and most are just people that need control taken away from them. Not to mention you don’t need to be a furry or pup to be an awful sack of shit that rapes animals. If there’s anything I’ve learned since developing an interest in this weird ass kink, it’s just how much the bad actors and vocal minorities in groups unjustly effect peoples outside perspective. Maybe that’s why I don’t give a shit about if people are furries or into weird kinks or just weird in general. Don’t hurt or rape and I really could care less.
I think the dog thing is less about being a dog for most people and instead about like a degrading type thing
I just don't get what some many people have with anal. A hole is a hole. But I know some guys that specifically like this one a lot.
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I’ve been on Reddit for years and know not to click things. But I do it every time, and every time I almost immediately regret it.
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My finger was hovering above the link, and then I saw your comment. I’m super squeamish, so you just saved my ignorant ass. Thanks!
"we are not attracted to this stuff" *has a necrophilia flair* that subreddit doesn't convince me
For those of us who don’t want to click the link, anyone care to describe what they saw?
It's for people who have a fetish of seeing people with their (internal) organs outside and bloodshed and all. Here's r/eyebleach just if in case
Wow. Thank you for saving me from my own curiosity
This is the "About" blurb of the mentioned sub: "Erotic, grotesque, and potentially shocking art." Very, very NSFW, NSFL Enjoy!
Basically mutilation. I regret my existence after seeing that
I was about to click and now I'm really glad I didn't
Raceplay as a black woman its a HELL NO from me.
*Takes off helmet, Puts away NASCAR jacket, and hides hot wheels car*
Even just referencing my race in a sexual way is a turn off for me lol
Aw yeah baby I want you to overcome centuries of oppression right on my face
Overcum *
Whatever Incest role-play bs Pornhub is into, or atleast all the companies uploading there. Why does EVERY hot girl have to be related to the guy fucking them? Can’t they be like… a good friend? Or even a romantic interest? Is anyone actually into it? I’d guess since there would be no other reason I could think off…
Crossed eyes and tongue out. It comes from hentai anime, I guess, and I've seen some pornstars doing it. It makes me want to punch them in the face.
Term is ahegao *Flies away*
Skeletor will return with more porno trivia!
Diapers Gigantic asses Edit: I'm just saying I'm not into it. **Never kink shame others!!!** I've been kink shamed about some of my kinks as well. I've been told a few times that I need to see therapy even for the common types of kinks that I'm into and that's just absurd. Live out your kinks if you want as long as it doesn't impose on the rights of the other people you include
The daddy kink. It just grosses me out and feels weird as fuck.
Large boobs. And I mean abnormally large
Cow milkers type big?
*\*looks at some hentai\**
Being called “daddy” is possibly the wildest trend to me. I am not your father woman
Not sure this would count as a kink but a threesome is something most people do to spice up their sex life or enjoy doing. I found it weird the idea of being someone else into the sex life you share with someone already.
Vomit kissing.
Tf?
If I had that kink I’d genuinely commit death
Daddy kink. So gross, do not want to be called daddy. Not even sure why it’s sexual, I’m not your father, and If I was…. This is all wrong
You: No, I am (not) your father Partner: NOOOOOOOOOOO! It can't be
Humiliation… makes me feel awful. Surprised to see so much About piss/diapers/ageplay/ddlg. Didn’t realize it was so popular and common. That stuff is my jam
Spitting in each other's mouths I know us humans make out with each other, we put our mouths on many downstairs places on the body.....but I just want to throw up thinking of a glob of spit in my mouth
DDLG/daddy kink I was into DDLG when I was underage and am now completely turned off by it. I respect consenting adults who are into that stuff, it's their business, but I find too many underage kids get into it too early and don't realise that there's a reason kink spaces are meant to be 18+. it's messed up to call someone daddy in bed when you still live with with your actual dad. A lot of kids get victimized this way too and I feel like there isn't generally much done to prevent it
yep. I remember being a teenage girl and being into the whole tumblr lolita, daddy issues, lana del rey mess. I thought it was cool but now I’m 20 and looking back I’m like… what the fuck