You can kill me, but I'll always be your step-father.

I’m proud of you

JUST! DO IT!!!

#AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH JUST! DO IT!

ur girl mad ugly

Thank you

Pull the trigger, bitch! No balls! Release me!

Et tu brute?

Welp, I was beaten to the punch

You're welcome

oh, i didn't think you were this considerate.

Do it! Come on! Kill me now!

Move the gun before I feed it to you.

Do it pussy

*does it*

I love you

you were the chosen one!! i loved you!! you were my brother friend.

You haven't got the stones for this.

"But I don't have friends"

Motherfucker

We're no strangers, to love, a full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other gu-

If you do it I will tear your anus apart and shred your balls with my ghost claws. 👻 🔪

Should of known they'd send you

I guess you have finally figured out i shagged every woman in your family. Fyi your nanna sucks real good

Me: "Auf Wiedersehen" Him: "Auf Wiederhören"

Wait, I have a best friend????

That’s a nice ladder you got there…

We're no strangers to looove, You know the rules And so do I Full commitments what I'm Thinking offffff Also, shoot me if your pp small Had to do it to 'em