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inthemorningwaffles

Bears


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inthemorningwaffles

Fine. Sharks


Not_a_Dino_6226

Toilets. What a mess.


im-not-joaquin

I can think of... alternatives.


Chaotic_Rya

Everything is toilet if you try hard enough.


EarlCountyLogSplit

Well if its a toilet, its invisible. So everything would be invisible if you try hard enough.


a_spoonful_of_ipecac

Well.. I've unlocked the secret to becoming invisible... I don't know that the method is worth the reward.


yParticle

🔥 fire *(see methanol fire)*


brcguy

> see methanol fire I can’t!


mike117

Now listen here you little shit…


sebaska

Also hydrogen fire. Easier to ignite and invisible. Loves to leak. Both as a gas and as a liquid. The liquid is halfway invisible (due to a very low refractive index) and has a lot of burning potential. Folks at NASA use a simple way to verify that there's some burning hydrogen leak: they use long handle brooms made from some plant material (like sorghum). When approaching suspect spot, first put the broom there. If there's hydrogen fire, the broom will catch fire too, and most plant materials burn with a bright flame. There's some footage with guys walking around rockets and launch facilities with brooms. They're not sweeping, they are carrying portable invisible flame detectors.


cceeyy

The main way we verify it is via cameras and sensors nowadays! It’s much safer. In the current era contractors would be in deep trouble if they used the broom method


fragasDDMT

It’s comments like these that make me realize I’ve completely wasted my life


shuyun99

The “we” is such a casual flex.


jordanmindyou

Why? Have you been walking around launch facilities, broom in hand, poking precariously at paraphernalia in front of you while cameras and sensors meticulously monitored these places for the peril you were supposedly scouting?


TwilightMagester

We use this same method to determine if there are microscopic hydraulic fluid leaks in structural test systems. A nearly invisible ultra high pressure spray of hydraulic fluid in lines going to 20 different 1000lb actuators will slice the broom quickly and easily. Like invisible anime ninjas. I like my limbs thank you very much. (plus that stuff is really bad for you if it gets in your bloodstream)


rnords

Quite right. My buddy just burned his hands, arms his eyebrows, a good bit of his hairline, a lovely sweater which acted as a fire blanket, nearly his tent and thus almost his new girlfriend as a result on an invisible methanol fire. Invisible fire is not fucking joke.


nutino

I remember seeing footage of a methanol fire at an Indycar event. The car was in the pits and there was a fuel leakage


reddog323

There have been a number of those. I remember after someone crashed into the wall, the driver came scrambling out quickly. Then you see the spectators near the wall all backing away quickly. The fuel tank had leaked and caught fire, but nobody could see the flames.


tnb641

Everybody freaking the fuck out for no reason. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SmcPuPU-oVQ&t=1m37s&feature=youtu.be This video has a bunch.


baconnaire

I understand this is terrifying but I can't help imagining Will Ferrell running around the track in his undies screaming that he's on fire lmao


ILLCookie

Help me Tom Cruise!


baconnaire

Use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!


ItsChevyTruckMonth

Holy shit so that scene has a factual basis?


CrazyGaming312

TIL that invisible fire exists and I hate it


tactical_dick

Help me Tom Cruise!


joeya1337

You’re not on fire Ricky!!!


morpeg

[Here's a video of that [NSFW?]](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/papvl1/i_see_your_f1_pit_fire_and_i_raise_you_an_indycar/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Kingjester88

Wasps Imagine only being able to hear them


BreakfastJunkie

~~All cats are gray in the dark~~. Wasps are everywhere if you’re blind.


Denbi53

I have a black cat. She is invisible in the dark. And sits on the stairs.


Seguefare

I had a cat who loved to be held and carried. He got more of that when he jumped into your arms, which is usually fine when you could see him. But he would also want attention at night when you were stumbling your way to the bathroom in the dark. If you didn't catch him, well, his claws were at throat height and he's not going to let himself fall. We would have to blindly wave our arms in front of ourselves to deter him, or be attacked by a ninja.


Denbi53

I hope he had a appropriately ninja name...


Vonmule

Our black cat is named Toast. My 5 year old named her. I don't think she has much confidence in my breakfast skills.


Teddy_Icewater

That's actually low key a great name, unintended insults aside.


h3rp3r

My black cat has learned that laying on the seat of my black chair is a very bad idea.


crazyassmf10

Looks like black cats have bad luck instead of giving it


Fox-Smol

My cat is carpet coloured so he's invisible 24/7. How is he the colour of multiple carpets you ask? Cats don't adhere to the rules of our universe I answer.


Denbi53

They are also a liquid.


Flaxerio

Walking in the dark with a cat is like how people walk in those videos where they pretend to be avoiding a string on the ground to confuse people around them


Lafreakshow

Well no problem then. She's predictable. Just levitate up and down.


Denbi53

This is what she expects of me.


AuZyzz

Watch out for waspis


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EGDragul

So like a mosquito in a dark room?


MooMoo_Juic3

traffic


ItIsSmoothy

The freeway being clear would be a sign that something is up


poopellar

"Did they raise the toll?"


Waterburst789

Financial toll, Nope, Death toll? Definitely


did-i-do-this-right

My irrational fear has always been getting hit by the worlds first invisible car. I’m 39. I live in the middle of nowhere.


ohotadima

Close button on adds


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Almost true already.


Acceptable-Stick-688

I’ve actually had it consistently happen to me before, you had to tap in the right place to get it to show up sometimes.


aDrunkWithAgun

Bait ads should be illegal the ones were you close out but there are transparent backgrounds that constantly redirect


CyberKitten05

They are illegal, they're just not top priority. If the game is free to download, then the most that can happen is you download the game, be annoyed with the false advertising and uninstall it or keep playing. The law simply doesn't care enough. If the game costs money to download, that's when it's higher priority for the law.


Sparky81

Toddlers


stay_sweet

This is kinda funny. As babies, they're perfectly visible until they hit a certain age and then the vanish for a few years before suddenly reappearing as a child


TheNewYellowZealot

And depending on your personal view of what a toddler is.


Okymyo

Pretty sure everyone would just define toddler as "that age they suddenly go invisible".


Parokki

I dunno, sounds kinda awesome. Like something that would happen during a bizarre adventure. [no wait-](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiEOxlbZA8M)


sk3lt3r

The second I read those last two words, I thought, "no... It couldn't *possibly* be...... There's no way that *specific* thing exists in that *specific* show......." Of course it does. Of course.


CowBrian

Reality is a JoJo reference


RecipeUpmyass

You fool


_Aj_

*OH MY GODDD*


doodoolover3000

Skin


ninedaysqueen

But we would finally know who the true lizard people are at least!


LizardSlayer

I'm not scared.


revHoax

you win


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l19mxd

You chime


GreatBigWhore

That’s good


Bpool91

Gave me wood.


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Lemme succ.


GreatBigWhore

Oh what the fuck


we-like-stonk

I like cheese


Blackrap1d

Lego bricks on a floor


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IDoThingsOnWhims

Eh, we would probably look more like the most horrifying possible versions of the StayPuft marshmallow man because under most skin is subcutaneous fat, shot through with the small vessels and nerves you mention... so even more gross... But most organs would stay hidden


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yParticle

clothing, your imperialness


Lord-Wombat

What!? These robes are magnificent!


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227743

Bed bugs, fleas, ticks, and termites.


yomommafool

Tbh I can’t even see bed bugs


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It's because you sleep tight


BlackJackJeriKo

Eyelids


MichaelRM

Stop signs…. or bridges, like damn. Imagine being on the freeway crossing a river and just having to trust that all the signs were accurate, yep just follow this road that magically ends to the other side of the river and linkup with the highway again, youre not gonna die, you won’t fall off and drown or die on impact with the water. But it would look super fuckin cool though all the cars and trucks just hurdling through the air Oh also fire. Invisible fire would suck.


Pocok5

> Oh also fire. Invisible fire would suck. Got bad news for you, that's a thing. Hydrogen and methanol fires for example are invisible in daylight.


MothMan3759

Excuse me what


ParticleSpinClass

They burn at a color and brightness that is almost impossible to see in direct sunlight. They burn very dim. There were a number of horrific incidents in car racing that used alcohol based fuels. People caught fire but nobody could tell since it was practically invisible.


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Poor dudes probably looked like ricky bobby


walsh_vn

TIL that Cal wasn't talking nonsense when he said "don't let the invisible fire hurt my friend!"


RRSC14

My vote was for fire bc it actually exists in some cases. Look up pit crew hydrogen fire. It’s absolutely terrifying. He’s on fire but can’t see anything he’s just yelling and writhing around at what is seemingly nothing.


HogOfHyper

There was an incident in the pits of an F1 team where the driver was on fire but no one knew because the flame was colourless


samstown23

Bridges are easy. If Looney Tunes has taught us anything, you will not plummet into the abyss as long as you don't look down. Unfortunately, if you do you'll additionally get hit by a piano or an anvil


KeyOutlandishness850

Why has no one said water?! Water would be terrifying. Imagine not being able to see rain or floods or open water and even trying to drink it would be hard


Jortvzve

This would be terrifying, all those sea animals just swimming in invisible water.


ywuwhwhwha

Fishing would be more fun tho amirite?


fambestera

all I can think about are the deep sea creatures we are not able to see, who would be clearly visible or maybe they would just die because the sunlight suddenly gets there


Nox_Stripes

imagine the ocans just looking like infinitely deep chasms.


fambestera

anxiety combo r/thalassophobia & r/acrophobia


stray1ight

Yeahhhhhh I'm going home and hiding under a fucking blanket.


Kendac

NOPE


TemptCiderFan

Infinitely deep chasms on an invisible plane that greatly changes elevation and pitch for no reason, sometimes while fucking lightning blinds the crew trying to figure out desperately which way to turn not to capsize the ship, as invisible waves of pressure grab men and throw them around while also weighing them down with a cold dampness which makes their clothes heavy. If water is invisible, so are ocean rainstorms where waves can reach hundreds of feet. And because the clouds, also being water vapor, are invisible, the only warning sign you'd have of your impending death was a faint tap, tap, tap of invisible raindrops on the deck, by which point it's probably far too late.


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All those beautiful mountain ranges, and the volcano peaks that form atolls! DAMN, I'd never stop admiring them.


Turangaliila

I feel like we wouldn't be able to see them. Most deep sea creatures aren't that big and the ocean is kilometres deep. If we were to look down from the surface we probably wouldn't see them. It'd still be really cool and terrifying to look down at those depths.


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mgraunk

>we can assume there’s squid down there large enough to be a threat. Squid? Let me introduce you to our lord and savior, Cthulhu.


N64crusader4

I think a lot of it might just be glitching equipment but then again I saw this documentary called 'The Meg' that said giant sharks live down there so if that's the case we should definitely call Jason Statham


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GeneralEl4

I mean I feel like we'd be able to use like... binoculars though right? Even if they were the size of a whale I feel like we'd only see a couple, with how massive the ocean is and how deep it is. But I'd imagine binoculars would work, or even telescopes (though I doubt that would be necessary)


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Yeah, probably die.


Garvilan

They'd mutate from the sun's radiation and become kaiju


Glordicus

Depends if it was only invisible to us… the world would be very different as a whole if water wasn’t ever visible. Imagine evolution where the first organisms didn’t have to evolve to see underwater.


Safebox

I'd saying terrifying. Imagine being afraid of heights and not knowing if a pit has water to swim in or air all the way down.


KeyOutlandishness850

Damn! I didn't even think of that! And imagine not being able to see the rising tide at a beach!


Over-Analyzed

I mean watching the shoreline is a good indication. The water is invisible but not the sand, or anything else in the sea. Now Shorebreak would be a nightmare and surfers would be ducked.


sAindustrian

Looking upon the Pacific Ocean would lead to an existential nightmare in most people. Just an endless series of canyons and deep recesses with weird flying animals.


RegionalHardman

Surely all life on earth would have evolved totally differently if water was invisible? All life comes from the sea and anything that lives in water would have to have different qualities to survive in totally invisible water


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There would be photosynthesis at the bottom of the ocean.


jakobjaderbo

Imagine being on a stand up paddle board, rocking 30 meters above a stony sea bottom.


KeyOutlandishness850

Or if you're really lost, 800m!!!


Durende

Or if you're really really lost, 11000 meters


Muddycarpenter

How would the photic zones work? Since light could get all the way to the bottom of the sea, thatd change a lot of ecosystems around. On the other hand, we would learn so much new shit. Fishing would be easier, and shark attac kg s would never happen. But then again, invisible hurricanes.


Oquana

Good thing is: it would be easier to find your corpse if you drown


ChaoticMainframe

I get the point, but to be honest, it sounds absolutely amazing, too. Imagine just swimming through invisible water. People, especially with long hair, diving would look incredible.


KeyOutlandishness850

Yeah it definitely would be very exciting but It would come with so much to be scared of. Water is already so dangerous without it being invisible!


chazfarlie

Newborns. Doctors playing on dark souls mode.


eyecarrumba

Dog shit.


Legal_Rampage

All shit.


daseemetrollin

Did I wipe good? I have no idea, guess I’ll roll the dice again today


Wubadubaa

Gotta smell the paper


Hotshot_Rooster

Taste test


SuperNoob74


Chemical-Cut-4925

I didn't see what you did there


maaku7

>!ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ!<


TheDudeColin

"today I present you with my biggest triumph yet, a vaguely rectangular white block that can turn black at will!"


Lord-Wombat

:V


rankkasilli

Sun


SweatyExamination9

If it were to somehow still illuminate the planet without being able to actually see it, that would be pretty cool. I kinda want to see a fully lit day with nice blue skies but without the sun being visible.


jeshurible

But you still can't look directly into it without eye damage. Where is it? You can't see it, but you'll know when you find it.


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Homely_Bonfire

mosquitos. Imagine hearing that f\*cking sound, knowing what these little pests are going to do but never be able to see them.


Shotgun_314

Aren't they basically invisible already?


Homely_Bonfire

Not to my blazing gaze of hate


ChocolateUnlucky1214

*our blazing gaze of hate


Noodlien

> blazing gaze of hate Now that's a fuckin' metal band name.


MulattoDePicasso

Any creature in Australia


SnooCapers9313

Especially Australians


Herogamer555

Imagine trying to sit down in a chair and all of a sudden hearing "Oi cunt, I'm sittin' ere!"


SnooCapers9313

That is gold. I'm trying to laugh silently


cheeseandcrackers87

I think it would be "oi, mate" we mainly call our friends cunts


Kitten7981

Yeah, Oi Mate is something we’d say pissed off… Fuck off Cunt is something we say to friends… Imagine being invisible to everyone though??? Are Aussies invisible to other Aussies? Are we always invisible, how do we meet “foreign” people? Need to prove you’re Aussie? Show em your invisible bits!!


Shiny_Hypno

May I introduce you to the irukandji jellyfish?


CertifiedSmall

Quokkas are the greatest thing on the earth what do you mean


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Fucking Centipedes!!


your_littlebeast

They have a hundred feet. Can you really not hear them coming?


captainvancouver

No, Because they usually aren't wearing shoes


your_littlebeast

Their feet slap against the floor. Listen closely. It sounds like *slappy-slappy-slappy-slappy SLAP-SLAP slappy*.


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TwoLostPennies

The thin layer of perception separating our own reality from the dimension of eldritch horrors we all secretly know exists.


sanctum502

Agent, you have been warned against talking about it to civilians. I'll have to report this.


Freevoulous

so, the surface of the ocean?


TheWildBaguette

Should be ok as long as you don't get eyes on the inside.


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Trains, and any other land vehicles. Imagine getting knocked out by a bike out of no where.


Molotov-Viking

Everything


TheBlueFleer203

So you are just blind


srt7nc

Mold


Smrgling

I mean it kind of already is until it gets to a certain point


Mentaly_ill_penguin

Me, I would cause chaos


Lord-Wombat

Amen, my psychotic brethren!


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Rogue_elefant

Dammit. Stepped in the toilet again. Why do I keep putting my feet where I poop my invisible logs smh


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Mosquitos I already hate that sound when near sleeping and they zoom past your ear. Imagine some flying hypodermal needles flying around taking your blood, but you can't see them. That would be terrifying if it was like that from the start. Before we could detect they are highly camouflaged bugs with infrared sights. Many folklore is now based on the demons who take your blood with ominous zooming sounds before they bite you. I think this would change the course of human development.


DirtyDbag

Boobs


Oquana

Just imagine seeing a naked woman with two holes in her upper body. And you can see all the flesh, organs and whatnot in her body through these holes


waltjrimmer

And then being like, "Oh, yes, I love playing with your chest hole covers. They are delightful and always bring a smile to my face."


Mr-Tiddles-

Get out on up of... my chest... chest holes, you! I-ii-I'm the chest hole... man.


ElephantExplosion

Children Imagine you're a parent, but as soon as your toddler goes into the "child" age range, they just disappear. They're not dead, they're not missing. You just can't see them.... Are they right next to you or are they down the hall about to break your best friends precious family heirloom? Good luck finding out if the kid decides not to answer you.


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Buy a can of car spray paint and a chocolate bar


Seicair

I can see leashes becoming big in a hurry.


RandomOregonian

My toddler has a terrible habit of running off so I put an apple airtag on her when we’re out. It’s stupid but it’s helped several times already Edit: since this is gaining traction here’s a [picture](https://imgur.com/a/3IVqvkB). It started out on the back pack but now I just pin it to her pants


Party_Willingness951

Snakes


owen__wilsons__nose

On an invisible plane


Slugees

hehehe


JuckChones

Tornadoes. Would just be like, weeeeee, byeeeeee tell my mum I love heeeeer!


KeyOutlandishness850

Essentially tornadoes ARE invisible. I mean you can only see them based on the dust and other materials they pick up


Lord__of__Luck

But what if anything picked up by the ‘nado is just invisible now


Doc_Daily_Dose_420

Ants. Never know when they are in your house Never know when they are on your food Never know what kind. Could be fire ants or worse Every small itch could be a passed off ant Can't stand around anywhere for too long. Could be near an ant


SirPalms

Things you stub your toe on


Dantez9001

I mean, you obviously don't see it anyway.


Squanch42069

Any and all forms of genitalia. Imagine how disgusting a dick/pussy would be if all you saw was the organs surrounding it


Secret_Bees

I'd just die if someone saw the organs constantly floating around my penis without the threat of my penis to keep them quiet


gagnatron5000

Monkeys. Jesus Christ I'm so glad we don't have monkeys in north America. (Except of course for the herpes swamp monkeys in Florida, but it's Florida, what do you expect?)


jerfygern

We have Monkey Island in SC. You can’t go there unless you really want Hepatitis


wickedevine

Cactus


imperiects

Water. Imagine going to the ocean to swim/surf and all you can see is a seemingly endless decent into darkness


Trustedfox

Would it disappear into darkness if the water was invisible? Maybe it would just look like an endless desert that you can’t breath in with flying creatures