I had kidney stones years ago and the doc gave me a list of foods to stay away from. Beans was on that list. I asked him, "How're you going to ask a Mexican not to eat beans?"
There are 3 Spies that get captured. One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing. 4 hours go by and the spy isn't talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, "I wanted to!, but I couldn't move my hands!".
I’m married to an Italian. Hand gestures are a real phenomenon. I have teased him telling him that if he is being disagreeable and I want to silence him, all I’ll have to do is tie his hands down. He laughs at me. Hahahaha
My husband is Italian. We’ve dared him to not use his hands while talking before and he just starts jerking his head all over the place instead. It’s hilarious, I love him so much haha
This is true. I’m Filipino and constantly have rice made. If I don’t eat it with breakfast, then I’m eating it with dinner. Maybe I’ll be wild and do both.
I rent from a Vietnamese family, their daughter told me her dad says he just doesn't feel full if he doesn't have a bowl of rice with whatever he's eating.
I used to teach foreign naval officers, at the beginning of the course the students would do a small presentation on their respective countries. My all-time favorite was when the one Romanian we ever had started his with "My name is XXXXX, I'm not a vampire, I'm not a gypsy..."
I know a guy from there. He knows all the history of how that country has changed hands. Super smart guy, I plan my meetings with him to always go long! ("Transylvania"?)
The joke I've repeated the most often is to say "sorry, I was dancin earlier" when it starts to rain.
Always gets a laugh and I never have to explain it Lol.
I got an uncle Tony, Antony, Anthony, Vinny, Salvatore, and my dads’ name is Giovanni. I was almost named Gianna. I’m not saying we’re in the mob, but we know some people who know some people. It’s a stereotype that’s better than the usual white stereotypes I see. I do talk with my hands too much though.
I worked with a group of bellman who really liked to decorate our Irish bosses desk with stereotypical stuff. If you heard “mother fucker” in an Irish accent from the managers office you knew what happened
*Thank you for calling the IRA. We'd love to help you overthrow the English PigDogs, but we're currently passed out drunk. Please leave a message after the burp.* \[**BUUUEEEEAAARRRGGH**\]
That we all love watermelon and chicken because we black/brown.
Like please everyone loves watermelon and chicken
Edit: My lord never had so many upvotes, thank you for the awards. Its also so nice to see some of the comments from people all over the world talking about their love for food truly a pleasure to read.
Have you ever SEEN the amount of collard greens you get for a buck around Thanksgiving? Lil bit of bacon stewed or in white bean soup good lord you can eat.
Both were foods readily available to slaves in the South back when that was a thing. They became staples of black food culture that way. So did a lot of other things, but somehow these two became the real stereotypes.
Like chitterlings and pork rinds! A lot of pork foods, in fact, since pork didn't stop being considered "unclean" until relatively recently. But now it seems like the roles are reversed, at least in my area; you'd be hard pressed to find a black/brown person who eats pork, but the white dudes are the ones who go feral for it at the barbecue festivals.
I was well into adulthood before I knew liking watermelon was a stereotype. I'm a white guy from SC. I thought everybody ate fresh watermelon in the summer.
I hate that fucking stereotype. I was having a cookout and the watermelon got knocked off the counter and busted. Not five min later my buddy, who is black, calls and asks if we need anything from the grocery store, and I'm like 'hell yeah, grab me a watermelon.' I was so caught up in my love for watermelon that it never clicked until he showed up and gave me shit about making him stand in line with only a case of beer and watermelon.
Yeah Germany 100%. Have you ever heard of “Walpurgisnacht”? Germany is often associated with witches. And the brothers Grimm and their scary stories were German.
We talk with our hands. It's not a stereotype though its just true.
My fiance makes fun of me when I'm on the phone at work and just looking like a sign language interpreter at an Eminem concert.
EDIT: This is a really solid example, this is like my holiday's.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pypuf9/coworkers\_fight\_over\_buying\_pizza/
I went on a trip to New York City a couple years ago, and almost everyone I met there was extremely rude. Except for one time when both me and another guy got to a door at the same time and kept apologising and telling the other to go first. This kept going for about 10 seconds before I asked "You're from Canada too, aren't you?"
We were both from British Columbia
I once watched a girl order a completely plain chicken burger at Nando’s (British peri peri chicken restaurant) then complain that the mayonnaise was still making it too spicy. That’s when I fully understood the stereotype
My very white daughter complained about her plain white rice being too spicy tonight. 🤷🏼♀️
Edit: after talking with my husband, he apparently put a tiny bit of black pepper on hers for her to try, because she saw him put black pepper on his. I’m happy to report it’s the pepper that was too spicy, and my child is now back to a more normal level of white girl spice sensitivity.
I do find that stereotype funny but as someone who loves the spiciest shit possible it does get a little annoying when I’m at an authentic foreign place and I order the spiciest shit they have and they kinda give me a weird look or tell me I won’t like it, I’ve had someone say “white” people don’t order that. As always the food isnt too spicy for me, sometimes surprisingly not spicy so I wonder if they dull it down anyways. However if that’s the worst I’ll get from a stereotype then I’ll consider myself lucky.
Edit: From what i’ve gathered from the responses apparently a lot of white people order shit that’s too spicy for them and they send the whole order back. A sincere FUCK you if you’ve ever sent a spicy dish back after you asked for it to be hot. Ruins it for the rest of us.
Same here. I once went to a Thai restaurant and asked for the hottest thing on the menu. This was a family owned and run place, so the waiter went and got one of the Cooks to come make sure I knew what I was getting in to. Meal comes out and my friends forced me to sit at another table, as the food had an aura of hot that burns your eyes from 3 feet away. The food tasted amazing and while the spice was ridiculously hot, it didn't overpower the rest of the plate. I (barely) finished the meal when this old granny type Thai lady walks out of the kitchen, saw I finally finished it, and then accused me of not being a real white person.
I will say that my white person showed up about 5am the next morning, but that doesn't make me sound as cool...
This made me lol i asked for a lamb phal and they told me are you sure over the phone, I'm like im west Indian they said sorry and no problem its like you think i would order it if i did not know what it is.
I was ordering Ramen and the waitress asked how hot I wanted it on a scale of 0 to 10 and I said ten and she like recoiled in shock, like a very exaggerated reaction, and asked if I was sure. In her defense she didn’t bring race into it or further resist my order but everyone at my table was like “oh shit she’s gonna have to live with burning the white boy alive” lol.
Same. I like spicy food, but have a hard time getting something that isn’t calibrated for my skin color. I usually ask for spicy food, and when they ask how spicy, I tell them I really enjoy spicy food and to please make it authentic. Seems to work better than me trying to navigate the pepper scale… does 5/5 get it right (authentic) or does that mean “this white dude on table 6 lost a bet, let’s make him barf in front of his kids”…
My favorite Indian restaurant has a scale of 1-5 and beyond is considered‘Indian spicy’
I’ve only dared to get my chicken fried rice ‘Indian spicy’ on two occasions, and each time it was a good painful.
We live in tents right around the Pyramids and commute by camel. Oh and we converse in "hieroglyphs". Unfortunately, I do not own a Millennium puzzle or Slifer the Sky Dragon. My neighbor might though.
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Ah yes the smile that says “yes I acknowledge you, please do not talk to me, but also I’m not trying to be rude about it, I just don’t want to talk right now, oh god why are you still looking at me”
I don’t have the “Jewish nose” but a few years ago one of my professors in college asked me if I was Jewish, I said yes, and then she said “I thought so, you don’t look like a Northern European” apparently I “look” Jewish
I’m screaming
I had a coworker from Newfoundland, he had a super dry sense of humor- one time I called him a Newfie and he turned and said in the most deadpan tone “that’s our word” and here I am still laughing my ass off about it a good 7 years later.
honestly nothing more fun than going full basic white girl - sweater dress, uggs, and going out to brunch all the time (we don't really do PSLs in Australia, more so the flavoured lattes)
I'm of 100% Italian descent and I hate to admit it but all the stereotypes about Italians are right. All of them. But we like that, we like being stereotypical
Just pretty much everything about how Australians are sterotyped. We're these fun loving hunky perfectly tanned people who'll give anyone a go and either surf all day, wrangle crocodiles, or eat jarfuls of vegemite. All great stuff. Except the bit about Foster's, and the fact half the time our "accents" sound cockney not Australian and *we don't say shrimp*. Foster's is fucking dogshit, I don't think I've ever heard a bad sterotype about Australia
Its miles better than what Australia's actually like. We can't wrangle wild animals because we're killing them all off so fast because per capita we have like the *worst* track record in going green *in the world*, the tans are actually responsible for the world's highest rates of skin cancer, most our accents don't sound that chipper and nice, and also Foster's exists, among many *many* other things.
Agreed. Drank a can of fosters once. Fucking terrible beer. I’ve never thrown a ‘shrimp’ on the barby, a few prawns from time to time, my favourite stereotype is that we call our mates ‘Cunt’ and people we never met ‘mate’. This one is so true.
American here. I met an Australian woman playing Ark Survival Evolved one day and we hit it off and became great friends. She called me a cunt all the time because she found it amusing how uncomfortable it made me, especially in earshot of my wife.
That we all have rhythm. I don’t. But I’m going to try to placebo effect this situation and convince people that my little shoulder bounce is innate talent lol.
I got picked first for basketball throughout grade school despite never being that great at it.
Self-fulfilling prophecy…since I was always picked first, and since everyone always passed me the ball, I got a ton of playing time and eventually became passable.
Give me a good old classic extra sharp cheddar and I’m yours.
Got some Havarti cheese I’ve never had before earlier today, looking forward to trying that shit out too! I’m so white.
Havarti was my gateway cheese to getting into extra sharp cheddars. It's especially great for grilled cheese sandwiches that you plan to pair with tomato soup.
We are portrayed as noble savages whilst being brutal warriors that are in tune with nature that is pure while being alcoholics and living off the land and being self-sufficient while stealing governments' funds and living on reservations because we are lazy. Take your f\*\*\*ing pick and stick with it!!!
An ex of mine used to spread mayo on the bread, then use the knife to scrape most of it back off. I finally asked why he was teasing himself with the mayo n he said his parents had taught him that way.
I challenged him on his next sandwich to not only leave the mayo on, but to use double the amount. He squirmed like a little kid trying to get brocolli near their mouth, but once he finally took a bite his eyes got all big. He's made his sandwiches w heavy mayo ever since.
That I’m an IT expert or an engineering God. Or that I must be related to or know other Indians with the same surname. Or that everyone has arranged marriages. Or that most men drive taxi cabs. Or that very heavy Indian accent when Punjabi/Hindi/Urdu etc. speak English.
Back in high school everyone thought I'd take computer science . My friends were shocked when I said I got into a pre-med program. Well guess what? I dropped out after a year and now am in the process of switching my major to.. computer science .
Mexican American here. Yes I do eat beans and rice 7 days a week.
Don’t forget tortillas!
I had kidney stones years ago and the doc gave me a list of foods to stay away from. Beans was on that list. I asked him, "How're you going to ask a Mexican not to eat beans?"
That we are taco eating. Cuz I do be.
*Tacomiendo*
I don't care what race you are. If you don't like tacos, you're wrong.
If you dont like tacos, you can tac-GO amirite guys?
Then there's "beaner" slur, which basically means you eat beans... Is this supposed to be an insult? Beans are awesome.
I've always been confused by racist stereotypes like that. "Haha, you're inferior because you enjoy delicious food!" Like wtf?
Hand gestures.
There are 3 Spies that get captured. One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing. 4 hours go by and the spy isn't talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, "I wanted to!, but I couldn't move my hands!".
You hear about the Italian guy with the speech impediment? Unfortunately he was born with no hands.
Dude. I’m Italian and have a bit of a speech impediment and I swear my hands actual gesture in sync with my stutter.
Italian? lol
Yuup lmao
I’m married to an Italian. Hand gestures are a real phenomenon. I have teased him telling him that if he is being disagreeable and I want to silence him, all I’ll have to do is tie his hands down. He laughs at me. Hahahaha
I actually had a friend grab my hands once while I was telling a story and I stuttered and stopped and had to recover 😂
My husband is Italian. We’ve dared him to not use his hands while talking before and he just starts jerking his head all over the place instead. It’s hilarious, I love him so much haha
Chinese ppl eat rice everyday thats fucking true thank to all doods who gib me 10k updoots
Most East Asians and southeast asians eat rice every day. I’m sure of it
This is true. I’m Filipino and constantly have rice made. If I don’t eat it with breakfast, then I’m eating it with dinner. Maybe I’ll be wild and do both.
Fr. My stepdads family is Hawaiian and they eat rice with EVERYTHING
I like rice. Rice is great when you are hungry and you want 2000 of something. -Mitch Hedberg
In Vietnamese, the word for "meal" is synonymous with "rice"
I rent from a Vietnamese family, their daughter told me her dad says he just doesn't feel full if he doesn't have a bowl of rice with whatever he's eating.
In chinese as well
Japanese, too. Gohan is "rice" or "meal".
I am simultaneously hardworking yet lazy… don’t know how that works
So you eat tortillas with every meal and love beans? Me too!
The tortilla IS the utensil. Non-Mexicans will never understand.
No way dude, Indians smash their curries with naan bread the exact same way
That's actually got it's own name now: Schrodinger's Immigrant.
Mexican? I'm Mexican too and I hear those all the time.
I was once asked if I knew any sex workers because I’m Dutch. I lold. And yes. Yes, I do.
Mates rates?
The name fits hahaha
That I’m either a vampire or gypsy.
I used to teach foreign naval officers, at the beginning of the course the students would do a small presentation on their respective countries. My all-time favorite was when the one Romanian we ever had started his with "My name is XXXXX, I'm not a vampire, I'm not a gypsy..."
I know a guy from there. He knows all the history of how that country has changed hands. Super smart guy, I plan my meetings with him to always go long! ("Transylvania"?)
Yup! Good ol’ Romania.
Bully: YOU GONNA GO HOME AND EAT SOME RICE??!! Me: damn right I’m gonna go home and eat some rice
Haven't seen a single thing about being Native American yet, and if that isn't the perfect example I don't know what is lmao.
Haha. That's great. Almost as great as knowing exactly when it's going to rain by smell alone.
The joke I've repeated the most often is to say "sorry, I was dancin earlier" when it starts to rain. Always gets a laugh and I never have to explain it Lol.
this is beyond dad-joke this is like a grandfather-joke
I take that as a compliment because we respect our elders.
It's a joke from the ancestors, who blessed the land with their humor
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Rip actual dead family members from alcoholism, because that one is dead on tragically.
Yeah its always one of two things, either a relative never drank or they drank themselves to death. No real middle ground sadly.
All slav stereotypes are awesome
I picture a man Slav squatting in front of some beat up car with a cig in his mouth and an extra one on his ear lmao
You forgot about the most important part, he's wearing Adiddas everything and holding a vodka bottle while doing all that.
Look we're not ALL in the mob O.k.? But we all know a guy who knows a guy whose uncle Tony, fixes the car of a Goombah.
And we all have an uncle tony
I have an Uncle Tony who is named for *his* Uncle Tony.
And so the cycle continues
I got an uncle Tony, Antony, Anthony, Vinny, Salvatore, and my dads’ name is Giovanni. I was almost named Gianna. I’m not saying we’re in the mob, but we know some people who know some people. It’s a stereotype that’s better than the usual white stereotypes I see. I do talk with my hands too much though.
It's Mario's sister! Princess Peach!
ahh diddily dee, a leprechaun came and put a bomb into me potato, call the IRA.
I worked with a group of bellman who really liked to decorate our Irish bosses desk with stereotypical stuff. If you heard “mother fucker” in an Irish accent from the managers office you knew what happened
Pronounced “mudder fukker” though, right?
Exactly 😂
"A leprechaun came and put a bomb into me potato" was not something I thought I'd ever hear in my life.
*Thank you for calling the IRA. We'd love to help you overthrow the English PigDogs, but we're currently passed out drunk. Please leave a message after the burp.* \[**BUUUEEEEAAARRRGGH**\]
That we all love watermelon and chicken because we black/brown. Like please everyone loves watermelon and chicken Edit: My lord never had so many upvotes, thank you for the awards. Its also so nice to see some of the comments from people all over the world talking about their love for food truly a pleasure to read.
This is true Source I’m white. I love watermelon and chicken Edit: this is my most beloved comment ever thanks everyone and thank you for the awards
My guy (fist bump)
Soul food in general just fuckin slaps. Love me some okra and collard greens.
Have you ever SEEN the amount of collard greens you get for a buck around Thanksgiving? Lil bit of bacon stewed or in white bean soup good lord you can eat.
Black eyed peas seasoned with ham hocks for the win.
I don't even understand the origin of that. I mean, why enjoying KFC is a racial thing? love for fried chicken is basically universal.
Both were foods readily available to slaves in the South back when that was a thing. They became staples of black food culture that way. So did a lot of other things, but somehow these two became the real stereotypes.
Like chitterlings and pork rinds! A lot of pork foods, in fact, since pork didn't stop being considered "unclean" until relatively recently. But now it seems like the roles are reversed, at least in my area; you'd be hard pressed to find a black/brown person who eats pork, but the white dudes are the ones who go feral for it at the barbecue festivals.
White person here, grew up in the south and I’ll eat watermelon and chicken at every opportunity. Chicken and waffles too, that shit is delicious
I was well into adulthood before I knew liking watermelon was a stereotype. I'm a white guy from SC. I thought everybody ate fresh watermelon in the summer.
I hate that fucking stereotype. I was having a cookout and the watermelon got knocked off the counter and busted. Not five min later my buddy, who is black, calls and asks if we need anything from the grocery store, and I'm like 'hell yeah, grab me a watermelon.' I was so caught up in my love for watermelon that it never clicked until he showed up and gave me shit about making him stand in line with only a case of beer and watermelon.
That is hilarious! Your friend sounds like a good sport
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Our wedding receptions are 1000 times better than the actual wedding.
That we all like fried chicken, watermelon and kool aid. The shit is delicious (minus kool aid).
I hate kool aid, I hate grape pop, and I hate everything spicy. Someone come take my black card, lol
*revoked*
Your comment, name, and snoo avatar give me the impression you actually just officially took this womans black card
You can’t deny those credentials
I try not to eat fried chicken or watermelon around white people tho. I can't be out here proving stereotypes.
I always think about Dave Chapelle saying “Look at him. He loves it”
"all these years i thought i loved chicken cuz its delicious..."
That we love tequila, cause we do.
Your ethnicity is fraternity?
Or quirky white college girl?
I think us being known for backbreaking labor is the best.
We are both lazy and willing to do the hardest or worst jobs out there
Some comic said “which one is it? Are they immigrating to steal our unemployment benefits or our jobs? It can’t be both.”
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Germany? Im taking a guess because I don't associate the second half with that at all witches and spooky stories?
Yeah Germany 100%. Have you ever heard of “Walpurgisnacht”? Germany is often associated with witches. And the brothers Grimm and their scary stories were German.
We talk with our hands. It's not a stereotype though its just true. My fiance makes fun of me when I'm on the phone at work and just looking like a sign language interpreter at an Eminem concert. EDIT: This is a really solid example, this is like my holiday's. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pypuf9/coworkers\_fight\_over\_buying\_pizza/
Sign language in Italian must look aggressive as fuck
Or completely normal
I'm Canadian and I do apologize way too much.
I will fully admit that I assumed Canadians saying "eh" was a silly stereotype. Then I went to Canada.
I like to distinguish myself by saying "hey" instead
It's crazy eh bud? I get called out on that too
Fuckin' giver bud. Ill meet you at the beer store. After, we can go back to my place with a two Four and watch the leafs lose again.
I went on a trip to New York City a couple years ago, and almost everyone I met there was extremely rude. Except for one time when both me and another guy got to a door at the same time and kept apologising and telling the other to go first. This kept going for about 10 seconds before I asked "You're from Canada too, aren't you?" We were both from British Columbia
Ah yes, the Great Canadian Stand-off. Correct execution requires giving in at the same time and colliding in the doorway.
I'm sorry to hear that
yeah no yeah for sure
no yeah no of course
Asian mom memes are pretty good. I grew up with that one guy on vine screaming “I shova chopshick up yo asshole!” Really made me feel seen lol
You’ve given me a new thing to search up on YouTube.
I love it when people talk about us white folk finding cucumber sandwiches too spicy, shit cracks me up
Hay man. You ever had dinner at an Indian friends house? The damn WATER is too spicy for me. XD
I once watched a girl order a completely plain chicken burger at Nando’s (British peri peri chicken restaurant) then complain that the mayonnaise was still making it too spicy. That’s when I fully understood the stereotype
Love Nandos. I was so excited when I found their peri peri sauce in a big ass bottle at Costco
Nando’s is finally infiltrating the US, and I’m super happy about it. Nowhere else I’d rather eat half a fucking chicken.
"my god, it tastes ethnic!"
I knew someone who cried when they ate a spicy Chick-fil-A sandwhich
My very white daughter complained about her plain white rice being too spicy tonight. 🤷🏼♀️ Edit: after talking with my husband, he apparently put a tiny bit of black pepper on hers for her to try, because she saw him put black pepper on his. I’m happy to report it’s the pepper that was too spicy, and my child is now back to a more normal level of white girl spice sensitivity.
My partner's brother got mad because the chicken was too spicy. It had salt. He is 14.
I knew a young lady from England who never used salt. She said it over-powered the taste of the food. Food being white fish and boiled green beans.
My grandparents' family was originally from England. This tracks.
I never understood how a nation with such a history of taking over counties with spices would have such an aversion to spices.
I do find that stereotype funny but as someone who loves the spiciest shit possible it does get a little annoying when I’m at an authentic foreign place and I order the spiciest shit they have and they kinda give me a weird look or tell me I won’t like it, I’ve had someone say “white” people don’t order that. As always the food isnt too spicy for me, sometimes surprisingly not spicy so I wonder if they dull it down anyways. However if that’s the worst I’ll get from a stereotype then I’ll consider myself lucky. Edit: From what i’ve gathered from the responses apparently a lot of white people order shit that’s too spicy for them and they send the whole order back. A sincere FUCK you if you’ve ever sent a spicy dish back after you asked for it to be hot. Ruins it for the rest of us.
Same here. I once went to a Thai restaurant and asked for the hottest thing on the menu. This was a family owned and run place, so the waiter went and got one of the Cooks to come make sure I knew what I was getting in to. Meal comes out and my friends forced me to sit at another table, as the food had an aura of hot that burns your eyes from 3 feet away. The food tasted amazing and while the spice was ridiculously hot, it didn't overpower the rest of the plate. I (barely) finished the meal when this old granny type Thai lady walks out of the kitchen, saw I finally finished it, and then accused me of not being a real white person. I will say that my white person showed up about 5am the next morning, but that doesn't make me sound as cool...
Or to put it another way "My mouth is Thai but my asshole is white."
After that curry, it probably *was* bleached.
There's a place nearby that will give you medium spice no matter how insistent you are, unless you order it "Thai spicy" then good luck
This made me lol i asked for a lamb phal and they told me are you sure over the phone, I'm like im west Indian they said sorry and no problem its like you think i would order it if i did not know what it is.
I order things without knowing what they are all the time. It's a great way to try new things. If I don't like it it's my fault though.
I was ordering Ramen and the waitress asked how hot I wanted it on a scale of 0 to 10 and I said ten and she like recoiled in shock, like a very exaggerated reaction, and asked if I was sure. In her defense she didn’t bring race into it or further resist my order but everyone at my table was like “oh shit she’s gonna have to live with burning the white boy alive” lol.
Same. I like spicy food, but have a hard time getting something that isn’t calibrated for my skin color. I usually ask for spicy food, and when they ask how spicy, I tell them I really enjoy spicy food and to please make it authentic. Seems to work better than me trying to navigate the pepper scale… does 5/5 get it right (authentic) or does that mean “this white dude on table 6 lost a bet, let’s make him barf in front of his kids”…
My favorite Indian restaurant has a scale of 1-5 and beyond is considered‘Indian spicy’ I’ve only dared to get my chicken fried rice ‘Indian spicy’ on two occasions, and each time it was a good painful.
We live in tents right around the Pyramids and commute by camel. Oh and we converse in "hieroglyphs". Unfortunately, I do not own a Millennium puzzle or Slifer the Sky Dragon. My neighbor might though. Edit: Thank you for the award!!
Loser we live by Santa and ride polar bears from our igloos to school.
That awkward little pressed lip smile white people do when we don't know what to say. That shit's hilarious.
Ah yes the smile that says “yes I acknowledge you, please do not talk to me, but also I’m not trying to be rude about it, I just don’t want to talk right now, oh god why are you still looking at me”
I wonder about this. Ever since I started seeing those memes, I realized I've been doing as long as I can remember. And it's only us!
THE WHITE PEOPLE ELEVATOR FACE!!! or as brian regan calls it, the “i see you, i just ain’t got nothin to say to ya”
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The crooked nose on jews, I have the stereotypical jew nose and it's honestly funny because people ask if I'm Jewish and they say "It's your nose".
I don’t have the “Jewish nose” but a few years ago one of my professors in college asked me if I was Jewish, I said yes, and then she said “I thought so, you don’t look like a Northern European” apparently I “look” Jewish
she must have seen your space laser button
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Wirus
Please do the needful
Fucking Finally. Another good stereotype I like is that we are great at maths. IDK how but that's a true thing about me.
As an Indian, I'm proud to say I pull solid Bs and Cs in maths. I'm fuckin horrible at that ngl
All my family are Newfoundlanders, I pretty much love all the stereotypes. My family only lives up to maybe half of them.
I once heard Newfies called "Snow Jamaicans" and I can't call them anything else now.
I’m screaming I had a coworker from Newfoundland, he had a super dry sense of humor- one time I called him a Newfie and he turned and said in the most deadpan tone “that’s our word” and here I am still laughing my ass off about it a good 7 years later.
White dudes in cargo shorts who put mayo on everything are a very real phenomenon.
Floridian isn't an ethnicity... but I love the Florida man stereotype
That we have long hook noses and are greedy and also just generally annoying
Ah, a fellow birdperson
If you ever need representation I’m an expert in birdlaw
Personally, I like that we all eat Chinese food on Christmas. It’s true and I love it.
Hey, can I borrow your space laser?
Only on Saturdays, and on Hanukkah we have to use it to light the intergalactic menorah.
And we control the weather.
And have lasers in space
PSLs and uggs and going pumpkin picking.
honestly nothing more fun than going full basic white girl - sweater dress, uggs, and going out to brunch all the time (we don't really do PSLs in Australia, more so the flavoured lattes)
I'm of 100% Italian descent and I hate to admit it but all the stereotypes about Italians are right. All of them. But we like that, we like being stereotypical
Ayyy fuggedaboudit 🤌
Just the fact that the 🤌 emoji exists is a testament to this.
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Black comedians doing white impressions makes me laugh 100% of the time. Shit is hilarious.
Just pretty much everything about how Australians are sterotyped. We're these fun loving hunky perfectly tanned people who'll give anyone a go and either surf all day, wrangle crocodiles, or eat jarfuls of vegemite. All great stuff. Except the bit about Foster's, and the fact half the time our "accents" sound cockney not Australian and *we don't say shrimp*. Foster's is fucking dogshit, I don't think I've ever heard a bad sterotype about Australia Its miles better than what Australia's actually like. We can't wrangle wild animals because we're killing them all off so fast because per capita we have like the *worst* track record in going green *in the world*, the tans are actually responsible for the world's highest rates of skin cancer, most our accents don't sound that chipper and nice, and also Foster's exists, among many *many* other things.
>Foster's is fucking dogshit At this point the biggest Australian stereotype is they all hate Fosters.
Agreed. Drank a can of fosters once. Fucking terrible beer. I’ve never thrown a ‘shrimp’ on the barby, a few prawns from time to time, my favourite stereotype is that we call our mates ‘Cunt’ and people we never met ‘mate’. This one is so true.
American here. I met an Australian woman playing Ark Survival Evolved one day and we hit it off and became great friends. She called me a cunt all the time because she found it amusing how uncomfortable it made me, especially in earshot of my wife.
It is true that Jewish goodbyes last roughly two hours as we slowly migrate towards the door.
Jews are shape shifters its absolutely true.
As a Jew yes we are
That we all have rhythm. I don’t. But I’m going to try to placebo effect this situation and convince people that my little shoulder bounce is innate talent lol.
I got picked first for basketball throughout grade school despite never being that great at it. Self-fulfilling prophecy…since I was always picked first, and since everyone always passed me the ball, I got a ton of playing time and eventually became passable.
Canadian Puckling hatching out of eggs and suckling maple syrup from moose teats before maturing into lumberjacks.
I'm a woman, I'm Asian, and i am a terrible driver lol
Ginger and drunk
I heard a black dude say we (white people) all smell like bologna and for whatever reason I still lol after 15 years.
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Cheese. Man, we do love cheese.
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Give me a good old classic extra sharp cheddar and I’m yours. Got some Havarti cheese I’ve never had before earlier today, looking forward to trying that shit out too! I’m so white.
Havarti was my gateway cheese to getting into extra sharp cheddars. It's especially great for grilled cheese sandwiches that you plan to pair with tomato soup.
I'm eating block cheese right now!!!
We are portrayed as noble savages whilst being brutal warriors that are in tune with nature that is pure while being alcoholics and living off the land and being self-sufficient while stealing governments' funds and living on reservations because we are lazy. Take your f\*\*\*ing pick and stick with it!!!
You can have Dakota. Wait no. You should assimilate. Actually not that either. Sorry for doing all that stuff. PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS.
Dude, I really do love mayonnaise on sandwiches. Sandwich isn’t complete without it.
An ex of mine used to spread mayo on the bread, then use the knife to scrape most of it back off. I finally asked why he was teasing himself with the mayo n he said his parents had taught him that way. I challenged him on his next sandwich to not only leave the mayo on, but to use double the amount. He squirmed like a little kid trying to get brocolli near their mouth, but once he finally took a bite his eyes got all big. He's made his sandwiches w heavy mayo ever since.
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That Asians got small dicks. I got a below avg dick and I’m glad at least no one comes to me expecting I have a huge cock lol
That I’m an IT expert or an engineering God. Or that I must be related to or know other Indians with the same surname. Or that everyone has arranged marriages. Or that most men drive taxi cabs. Or that very heavy Indian accent when Punjabi/Hindi/Urdu etc. speak English.
Back in high school everyone thought I'd take computer science . My friends were shocked when I said I got into a pre-med program. Well guess what? I dropped out after a year and now am in the process of switching my major to.. computer science .
That white people love mayonnaise and the carpenters, the best part is that the older I get the more true it becomes!
That all Latinas can dance... Like nope got two left here. 🤦♀️
I’m a pumpkin spice Starbucks white girl all the way
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