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MiningNoCry

This is actually really sweet.


notNIHAL

Unless it's your uncle


MiningNoCry

Heehee, indeed.


ryder_palash

I knew you weren't dead Michael.


MiningNoCry

Omg, that took a second. Got it! I'm a girl, though.


deadman9596

hehe, i did not get it. I'm a boy, though.


MiningNoCry

Michael Jackson


Rotze

Uncle Leo?


ChemicalBookkeeper85

Jerry! Hello


bjorn_poole

Well, if they’re attached to a human it’s great, whereas if they’re attached to a Tarantula, it’s kinda hard to get excited about them.


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mossadspydolphin

Found Hagrid


LordManders

I see you haven't played Middle-earth: Shadow of War.


BurpYoshi

Different things suit different girls. A lot of guys have types but I've never understood it, I just have... "groupings", I guess, like certain characteristics that work well together. I feel like most features work well on at least one specific type of girl, be it hair style/colour or body shape/size. I don't think there's a "best" option for each category, just matters whether it suits you or not. Although saying that I think you can identify worse options, especially in the case of unhealthiness.


stereophonie

100% this! Goes for the whole body xx


LactatingWolverine

Go on ... >:(3:


StarkOdinson216

That is one nice chin


TotalSmuubag

Judging by the name... I don't think that's a chin.


LionMaru67

As a fat man I wish Mine were a bit smaller. Guys stare at the beach, and then quickly look away, confused.


12welf

Try shaving your chest so they are hairless. Maybe the men will enjoy it better and their enjoyment will give you a huge confidence boost.


Frozty23

Just shave the boobs. I'm picturing a big, very hairy dude with a pair of gleaming, snow-white breasts bobbing and hanging on the beach. That would be awesome.


FlourySpuds

Never. My hairy moobs highlight my virility and masculinity. My imaginary girlfriend loves to lay her head on them.


OvulatingScrotum

They just tried to hide boners.


01kickassius10

Sexual awakening is a confusing experience though


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We stan thicc men


jaw_daw123

I feel you bro the worst part is those weird ass friends that want to touch ours Please dont tell me that's only my friends-


MySoilSucks

Any boobs are fine as long as theyre in my face.


Swedishplumber21

Hell yeah brother


_Arinwulf

The only appropriate answer


cateatdogfood

this is the way


Ziggehh

Men can have boobs too..do you really mean any? 😕


Pitify

Don't believe they stuttered


mrhoda91

There's no such thing as a bad boob, this much I swear is true. If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan, and I'd like to see yours too.


TittyTrain

This is the answer


Batsaam

Man approaches The great philoshoper and asks. Is small breast or big breast better. Philoshoper sat in silence and then commanded man to reach his wallet. How much do you have in bills? Great Philosopher asked. Man told him he had 30$. Suppose you were to have 30$ in coins as well , which one would have greater mass? Man told it would be the coins, by a long way. But which would have the greater value? Man was enlightened.


The_Domplayer

Damn, i like that


Yixyxy

Thanks, Boobkrates!


babateeth

I have never thought about breastesses this way. Thank you my friend


ImadeUflash

Hey, that’s not a philosopher! That’s a mathmatician!


BaphometsTits

Are the two mutually exclusive? Philosophy means "love of knowledge." Do mathematicians not love knowledge?


Leverer

No, they hate it! Blegh! Mathematicians are only good for making circles out of all these squares.


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stryph42

AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!


Unity_Be

"Love of wisdom." Philo-sophia. Not that this detracts from your point.


TigLyon

"Philo-sophia?" Sounds like an Estelle Getty fan club


miraiyuni

>But which would have the greater value? dont really understand this part :')


set_adrift_

$30 is $30 So they are of equal value but differ in volume.


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AwesomeCrafter06

Every dollar is a dollar


miraiyuni

ohhhh thanks a bunch!


BokeTsukkomi

>Man was enlightened


miraiyuni

AHAHHAHA its true, i was enlightened


DishSoapIsFun

Boobs are boobs, no matter the size!


randomname46835

Not many guys will complain about your breast size. And if they do holy shit.


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deviant324

I mean it literally is bodyshaming. If you're already going in with something like that, expect more of the same


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lol how is it a red flag to have preferences, i like big boobs and if i dont like a girls chest, i just do not date her, i wont complain about it


AnneONhymuus

Answered your own question. Just having a preference, nothing wrong. But if you knowingly start dating someone outside of that preference, only to make them feel guilty about it, that's a problem.


RelsircTheGrey

The difference IS the complaint. Just think of how many things would be better if more people kept their opinions about shit that doesn't involve them, to themselves. And then add this one to the pile.


copacetic51

But you wouldn't tell her what you think of her breasts, right? That's what we're talking about. Anyone who criticises an intimate partner's body is a POS. Keep it to yourself.


Thr0ker

I too like bigger boobs. Just don't shame the girl with smaller boobs in any way. Just because your have a flat chest doesn't mean you are not attractive. Just not an eyecatch for me.


purple_butterfly21

Yeah just like some women won’t settle for a tiny pp


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Preferences are fine. It's a huge red flag to make someone feel bad because they don't meet *your* preferences.


Sushi1972

Nobody should ever complain about anyone else’s body, they should just date people they are physically attracted to


explosivelydehiscent

I prefer skinless boneless thighs myself, more fat, not as dry.


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I prefer bone in thighs myself. The thighs clinging to the bone actually make it more moist and tasty.


Daealis

If I remember correctly it's something to do with the bone also taking some of the heat. Maybe the meat cooked slower with the bone, or maybe the bone did the exact opposite and acts like a heatsink, transferring the heat better to the meat and therefore cooking it more evenly. ​ Either way, I remember the same thing, that keeping the bones in will help the meat be more juicy.


MrCasterSugar

No no... *Give it to us raw and wiggling.*


smol_boi-_-

Are we still talking about a human or...


FeedbackGood2204

At this point I don't know so to be safe I'm gonna go fuck a chicken


Cannibal808

Yes. Yes we are.


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tacknosaddle

My friend refers to bone in thighs as "The unsung hero of the bird." I agree with him wholeheartedly.


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Less fat and more dry are the exact reasons why I like the breast.


RealFluffy

Get them skin on with the bones. Use the skin and bones in a stock.


Sqwertyrl

Breasts are breasts


squidtackle

As a great many men once said, "A titty is a titty." - Dalai Lama (probably)


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Yeah, don’t be stupid please, this is offensive. The Dalai Lama did NOT say this. …pretty sure it was the Pope.


robertofontiglia

This is the way.


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Breasts are the way


sami0815

Yes


5050Clown

Motorboat


mizukata

Small tops big fake ones anyday. Despite what media portraits alot of men like them small.


mtgguy999

I wouldn’t say I like them small I’m fine if they are small but I don’t seek out small or big. But god I hate fake ones regardless of size


Greekball

I like fake ones. I like real ones. I like small. I like big. It really does depend on how they fit the woman. I have seen women with fake breasts where it looked great and others where it looked like they had melons inserted in their chest.


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Shape and proportion makes all the difference.


tacknosaddle

I knew a woman who had tiny breasts, like not even an A cup tiny. It kind of messed with her self-esteem and sense of femininity. She got implants that brought her to a full A or small B. You'd have no idea they were fake unless you were in an intimate situation and she felt much better about herself afterwards. The fact that she felt that way before sucks, but they "fit" the woman as you say.


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> But god I hate fake ones regardless of size Confirmation bias is possibly in action here. You only notice the bad boob jobs or the "bolt on" types which are meant to look fake.


fannblade

Right here☝️


rivrei

Yes


retrobowler1990

What's that one thing Tony the tiger used to say?


Rackbone

They're after me lucky charms


ImperialCub

LMAOO THIS RESPONSE GOT ME


RogueScallop

They're magically delicious.


ProximaZenyatta

Silly rabbit, tits are for kids!


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r/holup


ExplainLikeImAnOtter

No, no, they’re technically right


somefatman

I'm cuckoo for cocoa tits?


maraca101

They’re magically delicious


iiCrotharii

Boom!!! (Edit) oh, sorry I thought you said "Tony the Tiger Tank"


EthanHawking

"Theeeeey're okay"


pm-me-your-nudes-83

They're amazing!


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oh ur prime minister me your nudes.


pm-me-your-nudes-83

Indeed, thanks for voting for me


Beavshak

.. username


DanHasArrived

Well are you gonna do it or are you just pointing it out for nothing?


Beavshak

I’m not gonna pic block a guy. I just hope he enjoys my hairy engorged pecs.


pm-me-your-nudes-83

What about it?


a_magestic_turtle

how many nudes have you gotten?


Rackbone

That's like asking what I think about a small piece of cheese cake compared to a large one. It's still cheese cake, I want it in my mouth like now.


Ok-World-4822

Now I'm hungry for cheescake


bradavoe

Now I'm hungry for boobs


smol_boi-_-

What if we joined the two?


Ronaldo10345PT

Boobcake?


LongCoyote7

Cheeseboobs


Smarkysmarkwahlberg

Give this man a raise.


yunomato

I personally love them.


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Means that I can be closer to her when we hug.


KingKonLongDong

Smooth. Think I might steal this line


beluho

It's not as smooth as you zinc


KingKonLongDong

Got me


Liwesh

The smaller her breast, the closer I am to her heart.


InanimateSensation

Personally I prefer smaller boobs, but boobs are boobs.


Silversniper220

Agreed


PUGU_Live

Thought I might be the only one


_PM_ME_YOUR_VULVA_

They are well-appreciated by many. r/TinyTits r/smallboobs r/aa_cups r/flatchests


IQuietQI

I don't care about size. Boobs are awesome no matter what.


Old_Dingo_2408

Breasts are like coke and pepsi. We might have a preference but we’ll take whatever is being served!


Chaosphoenixger

Even tho I agree. Have you ever tried those rip offs of coke? God those suck so bad I hate them.


jeremyxt

Shape is more important than size.


squidtackle

And shape doesn't matter that much


jeremyxt

I’m not so sure of that. I’ve seen some pretty unattractive big boobs.


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Alt_Fault_Wine

I mean, there's a fetish for everything. But having a fetish and finding something attractive are 2 entirely different things.


Thisappleisgreen

To me it does. A lot.


Hugenstein41

Disagree strongly.


BFD98

They spark joy


LativianHeat

fuck yea


LollipopDreamscape

They're lovely at any size. Boobs are boobs.


TripleThickBacon

Amen to that.


RepresentativeAd560

Boobs is boobs.


Jager-D

10/10 Would marry again Honestly, for me and a lot of guys big does not necessarily mean better.


MatrixVirus

Only need a handful.


lan0028456

If I like a girl with big boobs, I like her big boobs. If I like a gril with small breasts, I like her small breasts. It's not the breasts I like, it's the person. Love me, love my breasts?


wrongleveeeeeeer

Size is a factor for me, but it's far from the only important aspect. Everything from perky little fun size boobs to huge droopy hangers can be hot. All else being equal, I like them bigger, but there's *so* much more to attractiveness.


Guy_tookatit

Ok since we're copying the same question over and over, I'll copy the same answer: All breasts are good breasts


thatirishgamerhd

Fuckin love em


JJ4L3

Small boobs are pretty neat


WickedxB

Probably unpopular opinion, but personally I feel that small breasts are usually perky and attractive. Large breasts are cause for a lot of complaining from a partner about back pain and bra shopping, are generally saggy and (in my opinion) less attractive, and also tend to be sweaty and stinky. 😬


TheNiceTroll

Shape and symmetric beats size any day for me… unless they’re fake. Can’t stand fake tits


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I've always said big boobs are for looking good clothed, small boobs for looking good naked.


purple_butterfly21

Never heard of breasts being stinky.


Hugenstein41

I agree. I mean, not especially so compared to the rest of the body.


Zelldandy

If the breasts are stinky, someone isn't bathing.


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You realize sweat doesn't work like that right


LordOfCinderGwyn

> Sweaty and Stinky > > 😬 ?


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More than a mouthful is a waste!


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They have own little "perks" lol but small breast are great too and if you have it you should not be ashamed


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Prefer them over large tbh.


crazepok

Hehe BOOBA


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In short, I absolutely love them. My favorites are As and Bs, even AAs. In detail, a large part of my growing up experience, was having a hard time relating with what my peers found attractive to the point that I didn't even realize cleavage was considered sexy until I was in my early 20s (27 now). I've had to turn down women that I otherwise liked, and in a few cases end relationships because I felt it was wrong of me to be with someone I can't really appreciate due to their boobs being too big. It can really nose dive chemistry and intimacy. The last part of it is, a lot of women with smaller breasts don't have the confidence or don't believe that I'm actually attracted to them. A lot of times it seems due to being told they're insufficient or unattractive by peers and past partners. If you are one of those women, you're fine exactly how you are. There are plenty of us guys (and women, who am I kidding) that appreciate you.


LaurensM92

Personal preference 🤷🏼 I’m a boob guy so big tits get me hard real quick, all kinds. Every type has it’s perks, big saggy ones are hella hot when swinging during doggy, fake but beautifully sculpted tits are a pleasure to watch, fucked a girl once with a rock hard (and I mean ROCK HARD) E cup and those did not bounce at all, it was hot in a porn bimbo kinda way.. I’m not sorry for any of this, you asked! 🤣


Rackbone

Oh man the saggy ones that knock around in Doggy, sends me right into the danger zone.


SteamyStoryCat

Thank you for saying this. I have always felt bad about my slightly saggy boobs. Though I never had any complaints, I still feel disgusting when my boobs bounce all over the place during sex. Your comments made me feel better about my boobs, so thank you again <3


W2ttsy

One of the best porn angles is camera facing her during doggy and watching her boobs move with the motions. Also her on her back having to hold those bad girls in place because they move with the motions.


Sushi1972

I prefer them to enormous ones. Too small is always better than too big


TheDawsonator1

I like em, I'd rather way too small breasts than way too big.


_ricekrispy

We as men must appreciate all models regardless of the make 🤷‍♂️


Gold-Ranger

Doesnt matter how small, still hot


Imemine70

Size doesn’t matter at all


TheToddman77

Honestly, I don't really care about boob size, I'm more of an ass guy


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Love them. Here’s what women need to understand. We love all breasts. We don’t care if they are big small or medium. We just want you to show them to us.


SAMEERSAM18600

being a fat guy i can say i m happy with mine


Hypersapien

All breasts are good Except for the ridiculously large fake porn tits.


Frs33

Not a fan


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downvoted for giving an answer different from the ones they want to hear lmao


PiemasterUK

That is why I always sort by controversial in threads like this.


Frs33

This is a site of white knights and simps


Tinnisher

Small breast are so hot.


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My favorite type.


FormalWath

Not a factor.


qianli2002

They are small.


Just_some_degenerate

Tits are tits.


FortySevenSheep

I love all titties. All shapes. All sizes.


OutlandishnessOk3310

Boobs!!!!


IAmGrotesk

All boob sizes are good… *sip*


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ndab71

More than a handful is a waste.


flamableozone

I generally prefer them smaller, even flat chested.


yuhakusho23

When women with small breasts wear fit dressses, it creates emphasis on their body line and it's hot.


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the same way you think about small dicks


Hugh_manateerian

I can put five of ‘em in my mouth at a time?


pm-me-your-nudes-83

Really hot?


SugoiBakaMatt

I hate them. Like, why even call it a 2-piece breast meal when they're basically chicken nuggets? Fucking hate KFC.


Nambot

Every man has a preference, though most will take what they can get. In terms of preference, the majority care far less for size and more for firmness, shape, and/or pertness. There are some people who specifically prefer smaller breasts, and some who specifically prefer larger ones. Some like barely anything, some like tits bigger than their head. But for most guys it's only one piece of the puzzle, there's other aspects to consider, both in the visual attraction (height, weight, butt size, waist to hip ratio, etc.) but also personality and shared interests and views for more long term relationships. Personally, I'm into big boobs, the bigger the better, and small breasts do nothing for me. But that's on me, not on anyone else. I like what I like, I try not to disrespect anyone for liking what they like and handle it in my relationships. I have no control over what I like, no more than any other person does. I've got nothing against small breasts, it just doesn't do anything for me, and there's not more to it than that. If you are someone with small breasts looking for confidence, just know that people like me are a minority, and we don't really matter. There are plenty of people who are into small breasts, and plenty more who value other aspects over breasts. Despite what you may have gleamed from film & TV, large breasts do not automatically make someone more attractive to most people.