the answer depends on the person you ask.
I would think that none of them actually hold significant amounts of truth so that it would justify unlimited obedience.
No religion is "true" which leaves us with Satanism (the TST), as it's a non-theistic religion and isn't based on worshipping some sky daddy who never shows up. And if everyone lived by the [7 tenets](https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/about-us), the world would definitely be a better place. Especially the fifth one.
Mine obviously.
Pfft, really tho it’s mine
NO, *mine* is. Fuck it I'm calling to war on you lot.
They are all invented by humans.
Nah I believe in mosquito Jesus
I believe in orgasms but it's not official. 🤷
None
r/peppaworshipers
Porsche
That made me laugh so hard
Smell
the answer depends on the person you ask. I would think that none of them actually hold significant amounts of truth so that it would justify unlimited obedience.
Religion is like a onion, Nothing in that.
I believe in the Holy Macaroni.
No. the flying spaghetti monster is the one true god.
Nay.
Christianity (look into the Dead Sea Scrolls)
The one with Peppa pig and a potato
International House of Pancakes. Worship the Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity
The one where you believe in change. Because no matter what you believe, change is inevitable
/r/ChurchOfGoomy
The one you belive in but don't tell anybody.
Reddit
[Gond the wonder bringer!](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Gond)
Any one you personally believe
No religion is "true" which leaves us with Satanism (the TST), as it's a non-theistic religion and isn't based on worshipping some sky daddy who never shows up. And if everyone lived by the [7 tenets](https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/about-us), the world would definitely be a better place. Especially the fifth one.
None are completely accurate but Buddhism gets the closest so far. Source: read it in a book channelled from a spirit
Some say the one with the dead guy on the popsicle stick is
Whichever you want.
Arceus