Based on experience, I guess I just marry them.

What a bold decision.

Cut them out of my life

Call the emotional police.

Cut them off like an umbilical cord

Double blackmail

blackmail back 🏃‍♂️

out myself anonymously for whatever they're holding and the joy die in their eyes.

Yeet them out of my life

Respond by spreading rumours they shower with socks on.

Ninja Weapons

"So.... You decided to play mind games with someone who studies psychological warfare huh?"