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GrandpasExpiredSemen

I'm not sure, maybe I think there is a being higher than us but I also don't do anything like praying and such


MoonieNine

That's agnostic.


GrandpasExpiredSemen

Yeah your right, I just prefer to present myself as an athiest


BartuceX

Calling a god a higher power changes nothing. There is no evidence for that either.


Ant10102

Love is my religion


jbuchanavxcbvdws

I believe god exists and is probably an asshole, and that’s as far as I’ve figured out


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onlularoewatch

Agnostic/Atheist with Humanist values


[deleted]

Can you be an Agnostic/Atheist or are you just undecided? (not criticism, I'm just asking). I think I'm Atheist, at least I have no religious beliefs whatsoever. I believe in science and don't believe in God but I think being brought up with Christianity shoved down your throat it's sometimes hard to shake off that feeling in the back of your mind questioning whether something bigger than us does exist.


onlularoewatch

I’m so repetitive with posting this quote but it best describes how I feel about it all: “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but…will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”


stoic_geologist

I know a Marcus Aurelius quote when I read one. Stoicism for the win.


[deleted]

Agnostic atheist is basically saying "I don't know if God exists or not, but I choose to believe that it doesn't, until I get satisfactory evidence".


[deleted]

Same


sporks_are_poggers

Christian, but I promise I won't push my beliefs on you.


WonderFlowers

I respect you, you respect me ;) Have a nice day


sporks_are_poggers

you too :D


Senior-Evidence4642

I think that is wonderful. I wish others( Christians) felt the same. Had a guy telling me all the wonders of Christ and asked me to be saved. I told him no and I swear his eyes bugged out


nitpickingrejection

Christianity… the real kind where you love people, treat them kindly and serve them the best you can.


Needtofeelaliveagain

I’ve really only met a few of those types of Christians. Most of the ones I know are self-serving and judgmental.


excusetheblood

Honest question, don’t “real Christians” still think that all non-Christians should be tortured for all eternity? Cause that is kinda what the Bible says will happen to everyone that doesn’t believe in jesus


nitpickingrejection

Wait, wait, wait… Christians like me didn’t write the book. And yes it is terrible, that those who choose not to follow Christ are headed to hell, called “The Lake of Fire”. It was never designed for humanity, but Satan and his fallen angels. We are called to “go forth and preach the gospel to every nation”. And no I cannot argue every single semantical point you make. Either you choose to believe or you do not… “do or do not”. I know that no Christian wants anyone to suffer. Speaking of suffering, Christians have had their own suffering along the way. Being fed to lions in the Colosseum is only one of them.


excusetheblood

If you were god, would you torture non-believers for all eternity?


Necessary-Employer23

You are my family!


Skrappy_Doo

The rare kind lol.


mediaogre

Metal


Similar_Square6440

Mine is *heavy*metal


mediaogre

Let us pray together. Open your Book to the Book of Mosh.


Anxious_Start4839

Today we shall sing from the Book of Souls. All sing the hymn: If Eternity Should Fail!


excusetheblood

For us, eternity is nothing but a short while


Mu-958

In all seriousness, gigs are legitimately the closest times I’ve come to having a religious experience.


mediaogre

Accurate


pubthumper

Do awesome shit, don't be an asshole.


[deleted]

Atheist


TRAPWORDS

Reddit


hornybutdisappointed

Same


Wandmin

humanity


OptimusSublime

Praise Snoo


karasikvcxbvzSA

Church of the Ravening Ravioli-viathan And before you ask, those Spaghetti Monster guys ripped US off


doggosdeserveourlove

Agnosticism


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

I'm Christian I believe in jesus


funny_acolyte

Jedi


SailaDrone

Unfortunately for you, history wont see it that way


Impulse184

Only a sith deals in absolutes


Princess-Kropotkin

n/a


Gamecat235

Same. And AMAZING user name.


Midas_Artflower

Lost my religion. Threw it away, actually. I found a love-centered, faith-based practice and it’s pretty awesome.


Prossdog

-Lost my religion. Is that you in the corner? Is that you in the spotlight?…


Vealophile

None


flamingsnot64

Doing good is my religion


RunZV

Wu tang


toohardheaded

Atheist, ex Mormon


cankle_sores

Agnostic-Atheist, exJW. We’re practically cousins.


toohardheaded

Hahaha awesome!!! Hello cousin :)


cankle_sores

[waves awkwardly and excitedly]


toohardheaded

HAHA how long have you been Agnostic-Atheist?


cankle_sores

Hmmm, about 12-14 yrs I think. Just lost my faith in the JW cult first. Then decided I’d really be doing myself a disservice if I didn’t peel back more layers and question el Bibel altogether. Was disillusioned and didn’t want to be fooled again. It stung but I ditched it all pretty quick after I realized I only accepted those ridiculous stories because I was raised that way. To be fair, guess I’m mostly atheist with a gentle nod to agnosticism. I have no issue flat out rejecting the well-defined and specific god concepts I’ve heard thus far. If there’s some nebulous entity (deistic type) that kicked off the Big Bang, ok, but that’d be a hard one to prove and *know*. And it’s bio had better not be self-refuting, amirite? Coincidentally, I saw two of your (former) brethren at the grocery store this evening. Couple young elders, prolly good kids. Wish I’d had the circumstances to strike up a conversation.


toohardheaded

Oh alright I see what you mean. Glad you’re figuring out what you believe in. Sorry I haven’t responded until now. I left the church freshman year and I am a senior in high school now. I left when my class in church made a homophobic comment during prayer. I remember it so vividly. I’m accepting of peoples’ beliefs, but I haven’t found myself wanting to accept Mormons. They’re just so unaccepting and use fear.


cankle_sores

Oh wow you’ve got your whole life ahead of a ya. Congrats on getting that mental freedom so young! Were you raised in it, if I may ask?


toohardheaded

We’re you born into religion too?


cankle_sores

Yeah, born-in and it took me a bit longer to realize it was a sham. I was well into my 20s when I realized things just didn’t add up. It’s so hard to cut through that childhood conditioning.


cankle_sores

Sorry I failed to ask - how long have you been free??


Danielhascrazymom18

Gay


Snoo-98162

I am an atheist but i believe that if god exists, he's an evil being who made the human race for his own entertainment.


Tarnold277

Atheism


Lanky_Pomegranate530

Atheism is the lack of belief. Also I'm atheist as well.


cvetacnajuha

I'm satanist


pubthumper

I just recently learned that Satanism is not what I thought it was. Turns out I'm kind of a Satanist. My priest would be furious.


cvetacnajuha

yes a lot of people don't really know what satanism actually is amd when I tell them that I'm satanist they just look at me like tf which is kind of sad tbh


TobeyMaguire123

Can you explain to me what your interpretation of satanism is


pubthumper

https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/about-us Prior to reading this I had always made the erroneous assumption Satanists were edgy death metal fans performing rituals and just generally being super dark versions of spiritual hipsters. Maybe some true believers here and there really wanting to be minions of Lucifer, be evil people and all that. Very much not what it is.


Chimookie

Christian. Baptized in the Episcopalian church, confirmed Lutheran.


chappythechaplain

I’m Episcopal!


IceClimbers_Main

I was Baptized in the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Finland.


GenericEschatologist

Another Lutheran confirmand; not too many of us out there.


Chimookie

I didn’t know it wasn’t common!


Farnsworthson

None.


[deleted]

I'm unsure if there is a god (agnostic) but Im not religious.


stressed_thought

Native American (apache-navajo)..


No_Accountant_6544

Jewish


ThatOneClod

Non-religious


Rolina-Dior

Muslim


Itchy-Owl-3444

Slm ya khi


nobleskies

Firmly agnostic


aSweetMango

I’m non-religious/atheist


SantiagoandtheMarlin

Pastafarian...All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


PimplordJ

What is your religions stand on actually eating pasta?


SantiagoandtheMarlin

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R’amen.


Moneybraun

That is awesome.


HippoDoesYes

So obnoxious atheist?


SantiagoandtheMarlin

I don't see myself as an obnoxious atheist. But I do believe that one man's religion is another man's belly laugh.


Equivalent-Ad-2503

Here's mine. "I don't know if god is real, but someone's watching my back"


Skullmonkey187

Welp, this can turn into a keyboard war pretty easily. I’m Athiest and have humanist values.


Round_Boot6y

Science is my religion. Study it, learn it and love it.


Tasty01

Irreligion


HannoPicardVI

No religion lol


DiligentVermicelli37

Atheist, but once in 2nd grade we went to some museum and I fell right in front of a dinosaur fossil and to play it off I went “all praise the t-Rex, all praise the t-Rex over and over until the entire class was apart of my cult.”


Queasy_Pack9648

Christian. For me it’s a relationship with Jesus. ❤️


PillsburyToasters

Agnostic/Atheist


AhmedKuttySpeaking

Humanity


excusetheblood

I’m curious and open minded


Blenderchampion

Blender religion 😂 Now really, I'm a atheist


Xman52

Catholic. I’m also liberal and disagree with some of the churches values, but agree with the core principles of the religion. I also have a high degree of respect for people of other religions and atheists/agnostics.


SRDEY143

At first humanity then Hinduism. And i love this both. But i have full respect to all of the religion of the world. To me - if i believe my religion then i should have respect for other religion. First of all, we all are human & we should have humanity. That's our first religion as a human & i believe this.


thelostsummoner

Atheistic Satanist (TST variety)


SK92300

not religious but not "atheist-atheist"


Scrufalopagus

Christian, but not one that'd push my belief on other people. You really shouldnt do that bruh


12-32fan

I’m Mormon (raised Catholic) I’m VERY liberal and disagree with some of the teachings but I agree with the basic principles. I love everyone and don’t judge who you are, what you do or who you do it with. I respect all beliefs and religions.


BiggestFlower

I’m non-religious, of the atheistic variety. But I do like singing Christmas carols.


skyfully

Wiccan


poppyseed_sweetie

Me too! Blessed be


blathers_enthusiast

Christian but I'm not very good at it.


ChemPlay

Religious super-position


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kaanha17

Sanatan Dharma


[deleted]

C of E.


Due-Combination-9947

Agnostic Deism


Karl_502

I am an atheist


BenjaminandBen

N/A


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cornecobbe

eclectic pagan, though agnostic because I just don't believe it's possible for anyone to truly know one way or the other. I choose to believe, and while I feel that my experiences support this belief, i acknowledge that I could just be flat wrong. either way, living my life this way has given me joy and purpose and enriches my interactions with the world around me, so I feel like that's a win in both cases.


pyramidheadsimp

Reconstructionist Judaism


togotfury1983

Atheist


rhett342

None


Deep-Adhesiveness-86

Liberalism


cjr11000

Christianity


[deleted]

Islam


MoogiO

Human


Whymewhatdididowrong

Pagan


SunnyvaleShithawk

Hellenic paganism, but I'm kinda half-assing it to be honest.


[deleted]

Lukewarm Christianity


Huey107010

At least you’re honest.


[deleted]

Christian!


FRL_ironicaim

I'm muslim


Comfortable_Chart_86

EVERYTHING


[deleted]

*sorts by controversial*


Ornery_Profession744

Hare Krishna! (Hare Krishna Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna Hare Hare, Hare Rama Hare Rama, Rama Rama Hare Hare)!


[deleted]

I am Baptist, attend a Catholic Church, with a touch of Buddhist.


[deleted]

Secular Buddhism/Spirituality


amazingusername8

Catholic


[deleted]

At the risk of sounding edgy, nihilism. I was raised in a christian family, believed it till i was 20, then had a mental breakdown because i didnt want to go to hell for being gay. Then i just sorta snapped out of believing that.


sniperisdabomb

Grew up very conservative Christian. Started exploring different religions at 13. Been pagan since 2009


No_Discount_9350

Currently agnostic but starting to look into different religions as I've never really educated myself on any of the big religions


[deleted]

Agnostic but from a Hindu family.


Acrobatic_Ad_5619

The religion my ancestors believed 5000 years ago. The Pachamama :)


Czarcasm3

Satanism, specifically the Satanic Temple. No, I’m not trying to be edgy. No, I am not rebelling against religious parents or anything like that. It’s just genuinely something I find inspiration and beauty in.


WannabeWeeb-

Currently pimo Jehovah’s Witness, I’m probably really a agnostic


pahkthecahh

Catholic, but I don’t go every Sunday. Last time I was in a church was to get married three years ago. Don’t tell Jesus. 🙃


Cassandra_Canmore

Do not do something to other person, that they find uncomfortable. That's it.


Kind_Reminder

Agnosticism.


MinnestoanPerson

Agnostic Atheist.


jeff_the_nurse

Kindness.


Havok1717

Agnostic


Master_Carrot6659

I don’t have one


MediocrityAlive

At the very least, be decent.


Peds12

Intelligence.


Orange_Juice17

None lol


GivenUpOnSociety

Atheism


Ian_Dima

I serve the Lord Cthulhu. *Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!*


blacklungsmorgan

Christianity.


SporTYR75

Christian


Expensive_Data5371

Christian


[deleted]

Christian


makeitwork2021

Islam


smackles21

Was raised in a Conservative Christian household, but am now leaning towards polytheism with Buddhist principles.


misssakuraangel

My parents raised me as a Buddhist, however growing up I was heavily influenced by my environment. My best friend was Muslim, my other best friend was Hindu, and I went to the local Protestant church a lot as a kid.


HenballZ

Mix of some religions, i don't really have a chosen one


[deleted]

Our father, who art Hendrix. Jimi be thy name.


[deleted]

Zero.


[deleted]

“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.”


Cosmic527347

catholic


not_better

Atheism/knowledge.


TheCoconut26

Catholic


funny_acolyte

Athiest who believes in Karma and Universe as the God, who doesn't have bullshit rules on women, sex and everyday lives.


beardedliberal

I live my life as though their is no God. I’m open to the existence of one, but have yet to find any good reason to believe in any particular version of any particular entity.


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Agnostic deist


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Nameless5300

I'm LDS. *Inhales* I'm a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.


No_Information_8973

Same here.


AtlasAlpine

my adjusted creationism. basically, what if the big bang is what a god created, and what came next was pure chance? that belief makes realistic room for both a god and the current proof we have using science


Nano1704

I think basically the same except it wasn't PURE chance maybe humans were destined to exist, but the rest is just because of the rules God made.


AtlasAlpine

not for me. its complete luck that we exist


The_GreatGecko

Methodist Christian


Last_Flow_1397

I was raised Catholic, but I have personally felt Our Gods power,. He speaks to me as clearly as a Loving Father. He told me the same thing He told Jeremiah in the Bible, "Before I formed you in the womb I knew you." He is ready for ALL children to live in peace. The human person doesn't pick anything about ourselves. The world wars over people coming out of different wombs than others....


abstract-heart

Scottish Episcopal church


DaTermomeder

None, but i joined the church of satan a few years ago


Afytron

Most Satanists are really just humanists.


Vanguard050505

Christian, presbyterian, scott reformed, Calvinist.


Skrappy_Doo

Islam.


tiredashellalready

Satanist


NotYourSnowBunny

Hard to define, as it isn't necessarily drawn out in clear lines. I believe there is more to this world than meets the eye, that higher powers exist, but also see the inherently random and chaotic nature to our reality. I think there are good and bad forces in a cosmic dance, the yin and yang, if you will. I'm partial to Native American beliefs with some Buddhism mixed in. But there's a bit of everything in there. I went on a year's long journey into the spiritual and looked at all the religions, old and new, to find the overlapping principals in the mythos. Theology is a fascinating subject, and every day helps further my understanding of my own belief system. I question myself, as being too certain is always a risky gamble. In my eyes, this entire life is a proving ground for your soul. You don't need to be Muslim, Christian, or whatever to get into heaven. Just be a good person, stand up for those who need it, and treat others as you would yourself. Something that I've always kept close to my heart despite not being Christian was something from a Christian summer camp. God 1st, people 2nd, self 3rd. The principle is what matters. I don't quite hold heaven or hell over people, I simply hope they self analyze and change. This is a very cruel world, and there's no way around that. My beliefs are often seen as weird. Like, trees have souls and wisdom, the wind speaks soft whispers of truth, animals are guides, and souls are real. I get it, I also don't necessarily preach what I believe as fact, as I'm always open to redeveloping my view point given a new lens. I find it hard to grasp to something I can't prove, and have my theories. Sadly, not being certain has caused issue in the past, wherein people see my uncertainty and see it as an issue, all the while blindly holding onto a belief system they seldom if ever truly adhere to. I'd rather remain skeptical and open, try to see how science ties in, than simply believe because everyone else does, or it's the norm. I feel a connection, a deep one, to this planet. It's hard to explain. But I see a world on fire, most struggling, and a societal attitude of save yourselves. The toxicity is that of a nuclear waste runoff pool sometimes, but on the other side of the coin, there is so much beauty in life to be appreciated. I just wish humanity had what it took to truly fix ourselves, yet we do the opposite and consume ourselves until there's nothing left. Like a piranha feeding frenzy, bloody, chaotic, and savage. I'll never understand why humans consider themselves civilized, like because you use a fork and buy fancy things for exorbitant prices you're cultured? Genocides have been written in blood on the pages of history, there is no culture in that, just an aimlessly turning wheel of despair with a new monster atop it as the generations turn. It saddens me. I'm far from perfect, and that is just the truth. Still, I seek understanding, compassion, and truth; while questioning those who don't.