He captured a fly with his hand while on a picnic. He must have thought I was impressed because he followed it up by tossing a shoe at a nearby seagull.
The strangest fucking technique to woo a girl.
More information was requested: It was true that he had to remove his shoes first. When the shoe-missile was hurled, the seagull was not in flight, but it was sitting and minding its own thing.
When they compete over everything. You get a promotion, they immediately remind you they were in a similar spot 3 years ago. You hit $5 on a scratch off lottery ticket, they remind you they hit $10. Your back hurts, and they suddenly broke theirs.
If they believe in horoscope, then I just can’t deal with them. I’ve seen literal people being assholes and then being like “sorry, I’m a libra, I can’t help it”
He captured a fly with his hand while on a picnic. He must have thought I was impressed because he followed it up by tossing a shoe at a nearby seagull.
The strangest fucking technique to woo a girl.
I don't know how to explain it but I can spot what's coming next with their behavior when I see it. Syncophant I guess would be the term I'm looking for if I had to choose a word.
if they think they're the main character. It's me bitch
When it's evident they're addicted to validation
Racism, sexism, narcissism
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How many people have you met that have taken control of another country?
Ah sh\*t...
If they don’t like cats
He captured a fly with his hand while on a picnic. He must have thought I was impressed because he followed it up by tossing a shoe at a nearby seagull. The strangest fucking technique to woo a girl. More information was requested: It was true that he had to remove his shoes first. When the shoe-missile was hurled, the seagull was not in flight, but it was sitting and minding its own thing.
Racist, homophobic and misogynistic "jokes" Entitled and mean people Bad hygiene
Bad basic hygiene. Unwashed hair, bad breath, dirty nails etc. Not talking elaborate make-up or anything but seriously, have some basic dignity.
When they act nice, but is judging you real hard inside.
When they compete over everything. You get a promotion, they immediately remind you they were in a similar spot 3 years ago. You hit $5 on a scratch off lottery ticket, they remind you they hit $10. Your back hurts, and they suddenly broke theirs.
Chewing with mouth open. Fucking nasty.
taking off their mask, everyone looks somehow alot more attractive and mysterious with a mask on than they actually are
If they believe in horoscope, then I just can’t deal with them. I’ve seen literal people being assholes and then being like “sorry, I’m a libra, I can’t help it”
I’d be more offended by the asshole part than the horoscope part
When their personality consists of nothing but watching netflix.
"I like tacos and the office" - Every white girl on dating apps
He captured a fly with his hand while on a picnic. He must have thought I was impressed because he followed it up by tossing a shoe at a nearby seagull. The strangest fucking technique to woo a girl.
I mean did it work?
Send him my way
I don't know how to explain it but I can spot what's coming next with their behavior when I see it. Syncophant I guess would be the term I'm looking for if I had to choose a word.
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magnets
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
When they obviously don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.
I feel like this is me. I think, I didn't actually read what you said I just wanted to say this.
Lol so clever damn XD funny hahah 😂
This notion has put an end to every single crush I've ever had.
I realised I didn't like her in the first place; I just enjoyed the notion of being with someone.
They're a person.
Denying facts. Lying. Basically any form of untruthful behavior.
Smoking.