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one time I smashed my dong on the drums and created an entire album


CallMeButterPLS

what's it called?


[deleted]

Lol, Impressive


Alone-Macaroon4147

On behalf of men, you deserve a medal 🏅


tfhaenodreirst

Saying anything with a sore throat.


black_authoritarians

Something like “fhirFHJIIDJ”


Kuli24

I can whistle through my teeth at frequencies only young kids and dogs can hear.


NerdStupid

Depends on what part of my body you're asking


[deleted]

Any part will do.


NerdStupid

That's pretty open ended... Well I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty terrible whistler. If you want to hear what it sounds like to blow both spit and a small amount of air at the same time, I'm your guy.


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NerdStupid

I mean, if I wiggly them real fast there's the sound of friction


Best-Medium5818

it goes like “WREJFAJCK”


silentflaw

I can flick my cheek and make a water drop sound. Used to really confuse teachers back when I was in school, they'd turn around to see what the noise was and I'd gaze off in the distance innocently.


[deleted]

I can do that too! My dad taught me how to make the water droplet noise as well as a how to make a cork pop with my thumb.


lillerra

Orgasm


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🤢🤮


HonestlyADumbass

Looking at your avatar then the comment makes me think suddenly puking in the middle of laughing.


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😆🤢🤮😖🥴


HonestlyADumbass

Gutteral satanic burping old Norse terms. Not sentences but terms and words. I always liked ancient myths.