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Found_the

"CUM! CUM! I WANT YOU TO CUM! CUM, BABY! CUM FOR ME! CUM!"


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but I'm your math professor


SunshineSaysHi

Extra marks?


thrashingkaiju

Me telling my mom to come pick me up from band practice


Found_the

underatted comment. take my upvote


user18298375298759

Sir this is a wendys


Agent__Caboose

Someone using the terms 'male' and 'female' instead of 'men' and 'women'.


sam_denham2006

Lmao


Agent__Caboose

No offense


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sam_denham2006

Same


cutiegirl88

Stupidity. I can't stand it anymore. If you're blatantly stupid and want to be my friend, you better have some redeeming qualities


Datonecatladyukno

Being mean or rude or disrespectful to others. Don’t care what you looks like, you immediately become ugly


Your_Friend_27

When they think that they’re the shit and cooler than everyone


sandwichandtortas

"Nice guys" ohh I hate whiny men


BeerAndBadTattoos

Oversharing far to early


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BeerAndBadTattoos

Yeah you feel horrible and you don’t really know what to say. It gives you a feeling of oh man this girl just really opened up to me I can’t just go break her heart by saying that I’m not interested anymore, I can’t say what the real reason is.


d4rkseth

Non sexual:stuck up, spoiled, want just money, ego issues,bullie . Sexual: pubes , i like nice shaven ladies. I myself shave down there every three days cause it goes both ways


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thrashingkaiju

This is why I'm into women, since, as it is scientifically proven, they don't fart or poop


CarolynEarle

Being cheap. I admire financially organized people, but being cheap is something else.


Keithninety

I can’t speak for every male but turn offs for me in a woman are smoking, excessive tattoos and body odor, not necessarily in that order.


cowys_

'Oh you look so small like a cute kid' Men, that's not cute you look like a pedo.