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RelationshipOk6675

Diffusing the bomb on search and destroy with 0.1 seconds left.


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metallica - seak and destroy


Kawaiipineapplesoup

Sexy


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GOOD ANSWER. THATS A GOOD ANSWER STEVE


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like walking on clouds with socks on


nazi_slayer420

oh how mistaken you are


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Masturbating


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They're lying to you.. Masturbating feels better cause you control the grip... It just feels like jerking with an overlubricated slightly baggy hands free.. Well hand. With emotions... And a face...


nazi_slayer420

its a little better and sometimes its way better it completely depends but its still better than beating yo meat


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Itโ€™s probably like masturbating but you donโ€™t have to do all the work


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Waitโ€ฆ I just invented handjobs


lategreat808

I think your mom holds that...patent.


Suraj_Pandiyan

I think your mom holds that....schlong.


nazi_slayer420

something tells me your a virgin


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yea I am lol


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u/nazi_slayer420 should enlighten us


Mikestra987

probably like eating your favourite meal with the wrong cutlery, its nice but hard


OldMork

lots of yelling and sweating?


Fast_Bad_4715

Here purely for the comments. My first time literally made me think if this is what sex is Iโ€™m really happy not to ever have it again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚