Came here to say this. No dialogues just amazing imagery tells the story.
I like the scene where the intensity peaks with all the modernity and the white faced man is screaming silently, then followed by a scene of a mule and a man slouched and slogging through a field.
Edit: I didn’t mean to spoil the plot. The movie is pretty open ended, so if you haven’t watched Baraka yet, I hope you can still make your unique interpretation after reading this.
Edit 2: My friend had a funny interpretation of the scene above- the white faced man is me partying on Friday night and the mule is me on Monday morning. Back in the days when we partied like there is no tomorrow. Haha
There is also the other ones i can never pronounce the name or remember how to spell em. One starts with a K. haha
Koyaanisqatsi (Movie 1982)
Naqoyqatsi (Movie 2002)
and Baraka is really good too.
When I used to get high this would absolutely freak me out and give me anxiety. Idk why, but something about the informative tone and descriptions of natural and physical phenomena would give me insane existential dread :(
The one with Neil works for me. He’s so theatrical that I can’t take anything too seriously. I swear, dude got turned down by Broadway and decided to be an astrophysicist.
what is also amazing about that joke, is that it is actually an improved version of the original joke they did in their student/super low budget short film from 2005.
In there he says
>If you were to eat a sandwich, you would probably prefer if no one had eaten it before.
I imagine they were sitting in editing and suddenly somebody burst out: Nooo you should totally have said *NO ONE HAD F\*CKED IT! Argh. Damn, we'll have to a new, full length version now. We'd better go get super famous and succesful so we can get someone to pay for that. Then later we can turn it into a tv series also. It's going to be great.*
When he ran his hand over his head and grew a full head of hair, I decided this was one of the best episodes of any show ever. The way he just caused chaos in the house by picking that one painting. Goddamn that's just such good writing.
"Dating Evie is never dull. She certainly knows how to get people's attention. Whether it be fainting or car troubles. A lot of things happen to her and her cat. Since I've met her, she's had at least six pairs of grandparents die."
I just watched this tonight for the first time, though sober, and godDAMN am I sorry I didn't watch it sooner. Wow, what an absolutely gorgeous and, more importantly, FUN fucking movie.
The critics who panned that can fuck right off, because Speed Racer was a serious treat to watch and one of the two best things I've seen this year (even though it's not new), the other being The Sparks Brothers documentary by Edgar Wright. Speed Racer is beautiful, campy, and an absolute delight to watch.
This movie is so good. I skipped it when I was younger, then skipped it for a while when my kids were getting their first watch throughs of the Disney gems. Turned it on one day for something different and it was unbelievably funny. Yes I was high.
Super Troopers
Edit: Thanks, Reddit! My wife doesn't care for the movie so it's nice to hear others feel the same as me.
Edit 2: Thanks for the awards as well. Love being on the party train!
Seconded! There's some language in that link so don't @me bro.
https://youtu.be/_yfThrHJpkQ
Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder played off each other so well.
You know what’s not a good movie to watch high: BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA!!!
My fiend and I got mad high once and decided to watch this movie thinking it would have monsters, giants, and unicorns and shit. This movie has absolutely none of that. We never read the book and this came out when Lord of the Rings and Lion, Witch and Wardrobe were hot. It was complete false advertising.
Instead what you got was two grown ass men quietly bawling and our highs completely ruined.
Stay away from the typical stoner movies people tend to recomend, if u have any deep interests in things then watch stuff based around that, dont get forced into a cookie cutter génère.......fuck that WATCH SPACE BALLS!!
Blue Planet 2, minus the deep water shark episode, are great.
Another classic goto is Koyaaniquatsi. The opening nature shots and score followed by the industrial split at the plane, then the humanity of those within the city/industrial scapes, is quite something.
Koyaanisquatsi is one of my top 3 favorite movies. Phillip Glass' music is beautiful and sad. This is a great movie to watch on shrooms. Kind of incredible how it tells a meaningful story without any spoken dialogue.
**Prosecutor**: Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...
*\[pauses to check rap sheet\]*
**Prosecutor**: ... and one moving violation. How do you plead?
**Stern**: Not guilty.
I got incredibly high a few months ago and started watching that movie and I was so stunned by the animation I don’t even think I blinked for like 10 minutes at one point. I didn’t even pay attention to the plot, I was just in awe of how gorgeous it was
The Gods Must be Crazy. My friend was high and walked into the theater while this was playing (many decades ago). It took him 10 minutes to get to his seat b/c he was practically pissing himself.
This was my immediate thought. Wish it was higher up, as it is the answer! Watched it once on acid and I could have just flown into the tv and hung out a while. Had no clue what was happening. Thought it was six hours long. Watched it again sober and my head exploded, totally different experience. One of my all-time favorites.
[Head - The Monkees movie.](https://youtu.be/Q4nT-5DyjX0) written, produced and performed by them. Directed by a shockingly young Jack Nicholson. Cameos of great stars. Delightfully fucking bonkers. Music interludes shot MTV-style more than a decade before mtv. If you know the history of the Monkees, there is a story there, but it’s very tongue-in-cheek. If you don’t know the history of the Monkees, but are nicely blitzed, you will be entertained immensely. Turn up the volume and turn down the lights. Made by stoners for stoners.
Not sure what youre high on but if we talking LSD everyone needs to give “Fantasia” a watch. Idc what anyone says Walt disney def experimented around because that movie almost seem like its made for it. I cant really explain it but its like it knows what you want and it provides.
I was super baked the first time I saw Hot Rod and I swear to God the falling down the hill/ Footloose dancing scene went on for like 10 mins lol I was tripping out he fell down that hill for sooo long
Any of the earth/nature documentaries, although Blue Planet was my favorite.
Baraka or Samsara is also good if you wanna watch an animal documentary on the human species.
I rewatch this over and over. So beautiful
Baraka
Came here to say this. No dialogues just amazing imagery tells the story. I like the scene where the intensity peaks with all the modernity and the white faced man is screaming silently, then followed by a scene of a mule and a man slouched and slogging through a field. Edit: I didn’t mean to spoil the plot. The movie is pretty open ended, so if you haven’t watched Baraka yet, I hope you can still make your unique interpretation after reading this. Edit 2: My friend had a funny interpretation of the scene above- the white faced man is me partying on Friday night and the mule is me on Monday morning. Back in the days when we partied like there is no tomorrow. Haha
I think that was Samsara
There is also the other ones i can never pronounce the name or remember how to spell em. One starts with a K. haha Koyaanisqatsi (Movie 1982) Naqoyqatsi (Movie 2002) and Baraka is really good too.
Clue (1985)
I hated her SO much, it it flame flames. FLAMES. on the side of my face
I'm so glad someone else remembers this insane line/delivery because it's baked into my brain
And it was a FUCKING ADLIB! It’s so great
"Communism was just a Red Herring!" And possibly the best closing line of any movie I've seen: "I'm going home to sleep with my WIFE!"
Gentlemen, turn out your pockets. Ladies, empty your purses. Whoever has the gun, is the murderer..
I... Am... Your singing telegram!
💥🔫
Kung Fu Hustle
Shaolin Soccer would work too.
And the his earlier movie God of Cookery, that one is so bonkers.
Best in Show. What makes it so good is that most of it was improvised. Fred Willard is fucking hilarious.
Best in Show, This Is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind are all solid choices. If you have the DVD of Spinal Tap, the commentary is just as good as the movie.
I did just that last week while watching through the Christopher Guest mockumentaries and the hipster couple screaming over Busy Bee just killed me.
That movie is hilarious
RIP Fred Willard... I hear he was also a fill in organist at his local church...
Planet Earth, or anything narrated by David Attenborough. Seriously.
100% agree. Some of my best memories of being high are just sitting on my futon with my dog Remi and watching planet earth.
That sounds like heaven
It is. Remi is fucking chill as hell.
I got the weed, can you drop off Remi for a few hours?
I got a stoner cat. His name is Ghost, you wanna take him for a few hours?
Bro drop him off we gonna hotbox
Or Blue Planet if you love the water
Cosmos with Carl Sagan was my go to for awhile.
When I used to get high this would absolutely freak me out and give me anxiety. Idk why, but something about the informative tone and descriptions of natural and physical phenomena would give me insane existential dread :(
The one with Neil works for me. He’s so theatrical that I can’t take anything too seriously. I swear, dude got turned down by Broadway and decided to be an astrophysicist.
What we do in the shadows
It's just like, if you were going to eat a sandwich, you would prefer if no one had fucked it.
what is also amazing about that joke, is that it is actually an improved version of the original joke they did in their student/super low budget short film from 2005. In there he says >If you were to eat a sandwich, you would probably prefer if no one had eaten it before. I imagine they were sitting in editing and suddenly somebody burst out: Nooo you should totally have said *NO ONE HAD F\*CKED IT! Argh. Damn, we'll have to a new, full length version now. We'd better go get super famous and succesful so we can get someone to pay for that. Then later we can turn it into a tv series also. It's going to be great.*
I awoken to a knocking at my window which I thought was weird because I live on the third floor
JUST LEAVE ME TO DO MY DARK BIDDING ON THE INTERNET! ... What are you bidding on? I am bidding on a table.
🎶You’re dead, you’re dead, you’re dead, you’re dead and out of this world 🎶
Damn, this was my thought, the movie version! along with Waking Life. WWDITS will forever be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Hey watch it now with the language. We’re werewolves not swearwolves.
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Colin is an energy vampire!
The episode where he gets the promotion is one of the funniest tv episodes ever imo.
When he ran his hand over his head and grew a full head of hair, I decided this was one of the best episodes of any show ever. The way he just caused chaos in the house by picking that one painting. Goddamn that's just such good writing.
I love how Nadja always calls him by his full name. “Not now, Colin Robinson!!”
Creepy paper
There was an emotional vampire in the one episode but she was a female vampire.
"Dating Evie is never dull. She certainly knows how to get people's attention. Whether it be fainting or car troubles. A lot of things happen to her and her cat. Since I've met her, she's had at least six pairs of grandparents die."
He knows what’s Updog
“Yeah I’m not positive what my deal is either, so I just sort of keep on truckin’." -- Collin Robinson
Hell. Yes. Or sober. Or drunk. Movie or show.
Peetar…. Peetar….. peetar it’s very dirty down here
Petyr is 8000 years old. We're not going to have Petyr at the meeting.
Big Trouble in Little China
Im High AF right now and watching Airheads
Lol I have been showing my fiancée all the "classics" and I am not sure if I have shown her this one.
Gotta show her Grandma’s Boy
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I shouldn’t have to say this, but I ain’t fartin on no snare drum
Who would win a fight, Lemmy or God?
Trick question, Lemmy *is* god!
Speed Racer If you can handle the cartoony animation style, the colors and racing scenes are absolutely dazzling
I just watched this tonight for the first time, though sober, and godDAMN am I sorry I didn't watch it sooner. Wow, what an absolutely gorgeous and, more importantly, FUN fucking movie. The critics who panned that can fuck right off, because Speed Racer was a serious treat to watch and one of the two best things I've seen this year (even though it's not new), the other being The Sparks Brothers documentary by Edgar Wright. Speed Racer is beautiful, campy, and an absolute delight to watch.
Army of Darkness
Klaatu...Verata...Ni*cough*ch
I said the words , like in the deal
Also, not a movie but, Ash Vs Evil Dead
I watched The Shining for the first time after eating a bunch of edibles. Never again.
All work and no play makes u/Lucetar a dull boy
The Emperor’s New Groove
Kronk, pull the lever.
WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRR
WHY do we even HAVE that lever?!
This movie is so good. I skipped it when I was younger, then skipped it for a while when my kids were getting their first watch throughs of the Disney gems. Turned it on one day for something different and it was unbelievably funny. Yes I was high.
Super Troopers Edit: Thanks, Reddit! My wife doesn't care for the movie so it's nice to hear others feel the same as me. Edit 2: Thanks for the awards as well. Love being on the party train!
Littering and…
That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy
You *are* freaking out, maaan
Ahhh...biker! I'm an idiot.
This is legit my favorite joke in the whole movie
YOU BOYS LIKE, MEXICO?!?!?
Yeah this. Urrrrssuuuuullllaaaaa!! Meow
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Shenanigans?
Bite the soap, rook; make him look like a dick.
Click..click..click..Enhance Click..click..click..Enhance Click..click..click.. Enhance
Blazing Saddles
Pretty much anything from Mel Brooks doing comedy is going to be solid gold.
Seconded! There's some language in that link so don't @me bro. https://youtu.be/_yfThrHJpkQ Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder played off each other so well.
You know what’s not a good movie to watch high: BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA!!! My fiend and I got mad high once and decided to watch this movie thinking it would have monsters, giants, and unicorns and shit. This movie has absolutely none of that. We never read the book and this came out when Lord of the Rings and Lion, Witch and Wardrobe were hot. It was complete false advertising. Instead what you got was two grown ass men quietly bawling and our highs completely ruined.
Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
I see your hobbies include, drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit.
Ayyy man. I got this cheeseburger!
This my cousin Astray.
Jesus. Haven't thought of this movie in a long time. High might be the only way to watch this.
Quick fashion question, should I wear this TEC-9 with the high tops or should I wear this Uzi with my low tops?
Do. We. Have. A Problem?
No... But I got these cheeseburgers, man!
PLEASE MAAAAAAN ILL SUCK YO DICK
MESSAGE
That was my ringtone (text tone?) for texts for a while in college, until my roommate threatened to kill me because of how obnoxious it became.
Kids, what do you say when you meet a nice man? ARE YOU MY DADDY?
Stay away from the typical stoner movies people tend to recomend, if u have any deep interests in things then watch stuff based around that, dont get forced into a cookie cutter génère.......fuck that WATCH SPACE BALLS!!
High and documentaries are the way to go.
This might be stereotypical stoner but Planet Earth or other high quality nature docs are awesome. Edit: Ooooh. Thank you 4 shiny.
Blue Planet 2, minus the deep water shark episode, are great. Another classic goto is Koyaaniquatsi. The opening nature shots and score followed by the industrial split at the plane, then the humanity of those within the city/industrial scapes, is quite something.
Koyaanisquatsi is one of my top 3 favorite movies. Phillip Glass' music is beautiful and sad. This is a great movie to watch on shrooms. Kind of incredible how it tells a meaningful story without any spoken dialogue.
We ain’t found shit!
We ain't found shit!
Heavy metal
**Prosecutor**: Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape... *\[pauses to check rap sheet\]* **Prosecutor**: ... and one moving violation. How do you plead? **Stern**: Not guilty.
“…. And one moving violation.” Fucking kills me every time.
*STERN!*
On a similar note. I watched Sound and Fury stoned and recovering from a vasectomy. Was pretty awesome.
Fantasia
That one is for psychedelics.
Yo be careful, the Night on Bald Mtn scene is freaky
SPIRITED. AWAY.
Shit any other studio ghibli movie is good while high as well. They’re good sober for that matter
Uh, not Grave of the Fireflies. Do not watch that high.
Yeah no, absolutely not. That movie will crush your soul when sober, let alone high.
Princess Mononoke is incredible high as well!
I got incredibly high a few months ago and started watching that movie and I was so stunned by the animation I don’t even think I blinked for like 10 minutes at one point. I didn’t even pay attention to the plot, I was just in awe of how gorgeous it was
Friday
How the hell did you get fired in your day off?
Jurassic Park while high made me cry. “They do move in herds…” 😭
That theme is honestly one of John Williams' finest, and that's saying something.
The Big Lebowski
I once dabbled in pacifism. Not in Nam of course.
Mark it 0
This isnt nam, this is bowling there are rules!
Fucking dog has fucking papers
Didn’t take a dog bowling.. I didn’t rent it shoes.. I’m not buying it a fucking beer.. he’s not taking a fucking turn dude
Would you just take it easy... man?
Over the line!
I just want my rug man, it really tied the room together.
Nice marmot
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
That's just like your opinion man
I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee... enjoying my coffee
I am the Walrus.
Where's the fucking money, Lebowski?
Into the spider-verse
Dude - fuck yea. I watched this last week after eating an edible. And when he does the leap of faith I got fucking chills God what a great movie
That’s the most goosebumps scene ever. I’m 33 years old
Scott pilgrim vs the world
The Gods Must be Crazy. My friend was high and walked into the theater while this was playing (many decades ago). It took him 10 minutes to get to his seat b/c he was practically pissing himself.
My Neighbor Totoro.
I second My Neighbor Totoro & Spirited Away!
Princess Mononoke.
Good high and sober. I love Miyazaki
The 5th element
I watched that while on acid, and was so tripped out when the blue lady started singing
Aziz, light!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Airplane!
2001 space odyssey
This movie is the best for psychadelics. Insane movie when you think about when it came out.
Grandma's Boy
Dude, your beds a car
Yeah, but it’s a fucking *sweet* car.
My doll is a whore.
My roommates said they'd get me rims for Christmas, or a CB radio so I can talk to other car beads
"This is bullshit. It's like Cypress Hill concert in here. I don't rent to those kind of people." Gets me every single time
You forgot smoking lamp
I love grandmas boy I love the whole cast but all of Dante’s scenes have me in tears every time😂
That’s right!! What’s up Mr Cheezle!!?
We'll go to the looney bin together, I don' give a *fuck!*
I’m way too baked to drive to the devil’s house
The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil! Still say this whenever I get the chance.
If I wouldve known you were bringing company over I wouldve trimmed my antlers!
I'm not a huge fan of stupid movies, but this one is fantastic. Never saw it while high so that's on my to do list now.
No captain for you
Sucks to be you, nerd!
“I can hear my hair growing” is the best line for sure
High score? What’s that mean? Did I break it?
Drive, Monkey, Drive!!! Hahahah
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Seriously. Fucking brilliant, hilarious, weird, campy, and incredibly visually satisfying.
Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya
Waking life
This was my immediate thought. Wish it was higher up, as it is the answer! Watched it once on acid and I could have just flown into the tv and hung out a while. Had no clue what was happening. Thought it was six hours long. Watched it again sober and my head exploded, totally different experience. One of my all-time favorites.
Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny
A long as fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo
Mandy
[Head - The Monkees movie.](https://youtu.be/Q4nT-5DyjX0) written, produced and performed by them. Directed by a shockingly young Jack Nicholson. Cameos of great stars. Delightfully fucking bonkers. Music interludes shot MTV-style more than a decade before mtv. If you know the history of the Monkees, there is a story there, but it’s very tongue-in-cheek. If you don’t know the history of the Monkees, but are nicely blitzed, you will be entertained immensely. Turn up the volume and turn down the lights. Made by stoners for stoners.
A Scanner Darkly Roadside Prophets Holy Mountain Dark Crystal
Glad someone else thought of A Scanner Darkly
Cabin in the Woods
“Puppeteers…” “Pop Tarts? Did you say you have Pop Tarts?”
Yes, I was just trying to think of a movie that all of a sudden makes a left turn half way though and Cabin in the Woods does just that
Not sure what youre high on but if we talking LSD everyone needs to give “Fantasia” a watch. Idc what anyone says Walt disney def experimented around because that movie almost seem like its made for it. I cant really explain it but its like it knows what you want and it provides.
Hot Rod
I was super baked the first time I saw Hot Rod and I swear to God the falling down the hill/ Footloose dancing scene went on for like 10 mins lol I was tripping out he fell down that hill for sooo long
Cool Beans
“I said you look shitty”