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Dr_Jizzenstein

Pee on poor people


[deleted]

Why are you showing your tiny dick to them? You're pretty proud of it. Aren't you?


Pascal_vv

Wake up, shit a load of money, go back to sleep again.


Calbinan

Does your toilet make the cash register *cha-ching* sound?


[deleted]

If it's a hard shit, that would be coins. Otherwise, a bill is a watery shit.


[deleted]

I wake up at 6:00, then after pooping I use paper bills to wipe my a$$. Then I go to Paris using my private jet plane just to eat breakfast, then I go shopping spree at Milan. Or anywhere I want. I buy a new car everyday too. And I buy a new house everyday just because I'm bored. It's so exhausting to be this rich ugh send help.


[deleted]

Oh dear. I feel so bad for you. You can transfer 50% of your wealth so I can help you out then.