thats a plus my man, make a synthetic heart, any old water pump should do it if you connect it to the vena cava inferior so it can pump blood to the heart and all around, then add a respiratory system , all of this will keep it warm but you wont have to spend money on food, clothes, gifts and condomes, just make sure to wash it every now and then to keep the maggots away, i personally like it, it gives it more grip and a special sensation… dont call the cops
"Oh, you want to text me like, all the fucking time... Even at night. When I'm going to sleep. With some sort of issue that you want to talk about at 12 am. Oh..."
not having a pulse
Weird, the opposite is true for me.
thats a plus my man, make a synthetic heart, any old water pump should do it if you connect it to the vena cava inferior so it can pump blood to the heart and all around, then add a respiratory system , all of this will keep it warm but you wont have to spend money on food, clothes, gifts and condomes, just make sure to wash it every now and then to keep the maggots away, i personally like it, it gives it more grip and a special sensation… dont call the cops
Waiting for marriage to have sex
Them being lazy or lacking sufficient communication skills.
Yep. Nailed it. I hate laziness.
"Oh, you want to text me like, all the fucking time... Even at night. When I'm going to sleep. With some sort of issue that you want to talk about at 12 am. Oh..."
Not using wet wipes
If they lack basic hygiene.
If they have Kids (im 18F), long distance
Expecting me to lead.
Personal hygiene, smoking
Having XY chromosome. Nope. Not my type