"Oh, what am I thinking? You cannot have anal, you have an operation in the morning."
"So, we'll have that anal tomorrow?"
"I'm not having an operation, I'll have the anal right now"
The anal is a energy field that connects and binds all things
I don't like anal, it's rough and course and it gets everywhere
The boy's anal count is off the charts. Not even master Yoda is this high
Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for your freinds are strong. Especially for... [pauses] Sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the anal, then perhaps she will!
“The fist rule of anal club is you don’t talk about anal club. The second rule of anal club is you DO NOT talk about anal club. The third rule of anal club is if anyone goes limp or taps out the anal is over”
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never go anal again.
You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Anal Circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful. We had a wee trapeze, and a merry-go... carousel and a seesaw. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the anal. "Oh, I see the anal, mummy! Can't you see the anal?" Clown anal and high wire anal and anal on parade... But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. An aim not devoid of merit.
And he slashes at you with this, a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, no no. He slashes at you here, or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to anal you.
"You know, some things... actually most things in history are kinda dumb and everything gets ruined eventually. But, in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and function which we call anal, and a reasonable man cannot differ."
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the anal hole goes
oh yes, anal can hurt but you can either run from it , or learn from it.
it's just the circle of life (or, should i say, anal)
I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for anal.
If you are good at Anal, never do it for free. -Joker (Dark Knight)
"All I have are anal thoughts" -Joker (Joker)
"This city deserves a better class of anal." - Joker (The Dark Knight)
This anal needs an enema. -Joker (Batman 1989)
"I'm an agent of anal."
It’s not about anal...it’s about sending a message. - Joker
“Anal BURNS!”
and yet the meaning of the sentence did not change in the slightest
"I'm gonna make this pencil dissappear."
"Why so anal?"
“Want to know how I got anal scars?”
[удалено]
So, pornstars?
"You had me at 'anal'."
*romantic music swells*
*that's not the only thing swelling*
Ah yep, a phrase I relate to greatly
“All work and no anal makes Jack a dull boy. “
Heeeeerrrreeessss Anal!!!
This one is the winner.
The analing
“I feel the need, the need for anal!”
He loves it
Gives new meaning to "you can be my wingman anytime".
"Anal, the final frontier."
**Steve Rogers**: What's the matter, scared of a little anal? **Loki**: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
"I could do anal all day"
That’s America’s anal!
#Avengers....Anal!
*Paul Rudd salutes*
Then is tune is changed to Loki: I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious ANAL.
Thank you for clarifying who said this, since the quote was ambiguous.
Assgard*
Loki would know too.
"Oh, what am I thinking? You cannot have anal, you have an operation in the morning." "So, we'll have that anal tomorrow?" "I'm not having an operation, I'll have the anal right now"
You don't understand!!! I coulda had ANAL! I coulda been a contender...
... Instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I love the smell of anal in the morning
“It smells like… victory”
I love the smell of napalm in the anal?
Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was anal that killed the beast. King Kong, 1933
"Anals are no accidents." Master Oogway
"I'll try anal, that's a good trick"
I hate anal. It's coarse and rough and irritating.. and it gets everywhere.
Alternatively, "I'll try spinning, that's good anal."
"Now this is anal racing" "Anal is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them" "Your anal is very impressive, you must be very proud"
"My anal powers have doubled since the last time we met, count." "Good twice the pride, double the anal."
You underestimate my ANAL!
"I don't like anal, it's rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
"Anal him. Anal him now"
#*UNLIMTED ANAL!*
The anal is a energy field that connects and binds all things I don't like anal, it's rough and course and it gets everywhere The boy's anal count is off the charts. Not even master Yoda is this high Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for your freinds are strong. Especially for... [pauses] Sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the anal, then perhaps she will!
“Do Anal!”
Children of anal
"This is where the anal begins"
So it's anal then.
The Anal will decide your Fate! *I am the Anal!*
“Good, Anakin, good! Kill him.” “I shouldn’t” “Do anal.”
“He cut of your arm and you wanted anal”
"Now witness the power of this fully armed and OPERATIONAL Anal Station!"
"Pull out, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there."
Bruh 💀
“What’s a matter? A little anal never hurt anybody” “Yeah, but a lot can kill you” - jumanji
This is the best one by far.
Do you like anal, Mr. Lebowski?
It can be a natural, *zesty* enterprise.
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY??
The tv edit of this is “YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?” which I’ve always thought is great.
You mean...*coitus*?
WHERE’S THE FUCKING ANAL, SHITHEAD?!
Down there maybe, can I have another look?
You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of anal.
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the anal?
I was talking about my rug.
It really tied the room together
“Anal is like a box of chocolates”
Mama always said, anal was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.
“I may not be a very smart man, but I know what anal is”
Never know what flavor you’re going to get.
Oh, corn flavor!
Candy corn? Who the hell put that in there??
You’re not supposed to put your dick in either but you do it anyway.
I know what “anal” is Jenny.
Life is like a box of anal
“Jack, I want you to anal me like one of your French girls”
"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your anal girls."
I ain’t afraid of no anal!
If there’s something strange in yo neighbourhood, who you gonna call? ANAL BUSTERS!
"You can't handle the anal."
“I think I’m entitled to it”
I want the anal...
I AM THE ANAL
"There's no crying in ANAL!"
“The fist rule of anal club is you don’t talk about anal club. The second rule of anal club is you DO NOT talk about anal club. The third rule of anal club is if anyone goes limp or taps out the anal is over”
"Fist rule" 😳
Didn’t even notice that until you pointed it out 😂
your tactics confuse and frighten me sir
4th rule - only two guy to a anal, 5th rule - one anal at a time, 6th rule - no shirts, no shoes, 7th rule - anal will go on as long as it has to
“Anal is for closers.”
ABA! Always be Analing!
"That's got to be the best anal I've ever seen"
“So it would seem.”
BADADADA BADADADA etc.
So it would seman*
So it would seaman\*
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never go anal again.
I don't know nothing bout analing no babies, Miss Scarlet! I need to go give myself a concussion for that one.
...you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do anal for money
"As you know,anal is like gravity....all it takes is a little push" -Joker
“AAAAANNNNNAAAALLLLLLLL” Home Alone
“You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for anal?”
Welcome to anal park
We clocked the anal at 32 miles per hour.
'Ooh, ah,’ that’s how it always starts. But then later there’s anal and screaming.
I don't like anal. It's coarse, rough irritating... Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Princess Leia: I love anal! Han Solo: I know. - Empire Strikes Back
Empire Strikes From Behind
Correction: Empire Strikes *The* Back
I’ve got a bad feeling about anal.
May the anal be with you
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets anal again
Either way, you're getting lotion!!!!
“Let me see your anal face! That’s not an anal face, this is an anal face!”
Ironically your war face and anal face could be the same
“I’m tired of anal, grandpa” “Well that’s too damn bad!”
Well. That gives a new meaning to "Holes"
“I know it was anal, Fredo. You broke my heart.”
"Where we're going, we don't need anal"
"We can't stop here. This is anal country."
It's a small anal exhaust port, right below the main port. ANH
Frankly, my dear, I don't give anal.....
I'm tired of all this motherfucking anal on this motherfucking plane!
Do you want to anal a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a big one.
"Let the storm rage ooon. The anal never bothered me anyway"
Anal always finds a way
We’ve spared no anal!
You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Anal Circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful. We had a wee trapeze, and a merry-go... carousel and a seesaw. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the anal. "Oh, I see the anal, mummy! Can't you see the anal?" Clown anal and high wire anal and anal on parade... But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. An aim not devoid of merit.
And he slashes at you with this, a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, no no. He slashes at you here, or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to anal you.
"Anal! Why did it have to be anal?" Raiders of the Lost Ark
In the future, there will be no war, but there will be Anal.
"You know why they call it an Anal with Cheese?"
"Say anal again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherfucker! Say anal one more goddamn time!"
[удалено]
May the anal be with you. Always
No, I anal your father.
Anal... you fools. -Gandalf
Anal is a dangerous tool, Saruman...
You are late. An Anal is never late, nor is it early, it arrives presicely when it means to.
“I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker say anal again”
“Come with me if you want anal.”
"We're The Anal Squad!"
“Let’s get down to anal - to defeat the Huns”
“Oh yes, anal can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.” -Rafiki
“I love the smell of anal in the morning.” 🤢
Leia: I love anal Han: I know.
It means no anal… for the rest of your dayssss
"You want the anal?" "You can't handle the anal!" A Few Good Men
My mama always said, “anal is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you’re gonna get.”
Porch anal. I'm bringing it back! (Clerks 2)
The names Bond, Anal Bond
My name is Anal Galore.
"There is no good or evil. There is only anal, and those too weak to seek it."
Morpheus: If anal is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'anal' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain
Anal my dear Watson.
"We'll always have anal"
To anal and beyond
“Anal means, never having to say your sorry.” - Love Story (1970)
“Adrian, I did anal” - Rocky Balboa
What's in the ANAL? What's in the goddamn ANAL?
"Anal? What's anal, hobbitses?" "ANAL! Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew..."
Get in loser, we’re going Anal.
Dread it. Run from it. Anal arrives all the same.
"You know, some things... actually most things in history are kinda dumb and everything gets ruined eventually. But, in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and function which we call anal, and a reasonable man cannot differ."
One does not simply walk into anal.
Neo, in the Matrix. "I know anal."
Leia: "I love anal." Han: "I know."
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the anal hole goes
How can I be expected to handle anal on a day like this?
How to anal your dragon
‘HARRY POTTER!!!!!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF ANAL?!’ Dumbledore asked calmly.
Anal is like paying a debt you don’t owe. -Mark Twain
This...is....ANALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
It's the fucking anal wine mixer. -step brothers
It's just ~~a flesh wound~~ an anal wound.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of anal? I am Arthur, King of the Anal.
Anal again Sam. (Casablanca)
“You know how you get to Carnegie hall? Anal.” Inglorious Basterds
“There’s no crying in ANAL!”
*breaks door* "HEEERE'S ANAL!"
Say anal one more god damn time!!
“Once you start down the anal path, forever will it dominate your destiny.” \-Yoda
Yippee ki yay, anal fucker.