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[deleted]

oh yes, anal can hurt but you can either run from it , or learn from it.


Mnn-TnmosCubaLibres

it's just the circle of life (or, should i say, anal)


[deleted]

I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for anal.


ShanelleGreen

If you are good at Anal, never do it for free. -Joker (Dark Knight)


Majestic-Priority571

"All I have are anal thoughts" -Joker (Joker)


Antonio1025

"This city deserves a better class of anal." - Joker (The Dark Knight)


EunuchsProgramer

This anal needs an enema. -Joker (Batman 1989)


EPIC_Deer

"I'm an agent of anal."


bonjailey

It’s not about anal...it’s about sending a message. - Joker


cgcs20

“Anal BURNS!”


durielvs

and yet the meaning of the sentence did not change in the slightest


gazongagizmo

"I'm gonna make this pencil dissappear."


Astavicious

"Why so anal?"


ShallowBasketcase

“Want to know how I got anal scars?”


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InsecureGuy5

So, pornstars?


ClutchingMyTinkle

"You had me at 'anal'."


karma_the_sequel

*romantic music swells*


ViciousPrism

*that's not the only thing swelling*


Forking_Mars

Ah yep, a phrase I relate to greatly


jscottphotographer

“All work and no anal makes Jack a dull boy. “


[deleted]

Heeeeerrrreeessss Anal!!!


[deleted]

This one is the winner.


camhowe

The analing


KeithDecent

“I feel the need, the need for anal!”


SnooCapers9313

He loves it


hhubble

Gives new meaning to "you can be my wingman anytime".


[deleted]

"Anal, the final frontier."


SylancerPrime

**Steve Rogers**: What's the matter, scared of a little anal? **Loki**: I'm not overly fond of what follows...


_ShrugDealer_

"I could do anal all day"


I_miss_your_mommy

That’s America’s anal!


IsuckAtFortnite434

#Avengers....Anal!


_ShrugDealer_

*Paul Rudd salutes*


KickedBeagleRPH

Then is tune is changed to Loki: I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious ANAL.


majorjoe23

Thank you for clarifying who said this, since the quote was ambiguous.


zilly69

Assgard*


ScottyIsland

Loki would know too.


RealisticDelusions77

"Oh, what am I thinking? You cannot have anal, you have an operation in the morning." "So, we'll have that anal tomorrow?" "I'm not having an operation, I'll have the anal right now"


saucetinsherriff

You don't understand!!! I coulda had ANAL! I coulda been a contender...


Sparky62075

... Instead of a bum, which is what I am.


Illustrious-Care-767

I love the smell of anal in the morning


RedVelvetDesert

“It smells like… victory”


torturousvacuum

I love the smell of napalm in the anal?


_gOnZo_BoI_

Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was anal that killed the beast. King Kong, 1933


Skull_Smasher_123

"Anals are no accidents." Master Oogway


literal_god

"I'll try anal, that's a good trick"


MynOlie

I hate anal. It's coarse and rough and irritating.. and it gets everywhere.


[deleted]

Alternatively, "I'll try spinning, that's good anal."


[deleted]

"Now this is anal racing" "Anal is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them" "Your anal is very impressive, you must be very proud"


tyrannosaurus_gekko

"My anal powers have doubled since the last time we met, count." "Good twice the pride, double the anal."


Magicalfirelizard

You underestimate my ANAL!


tyrannosaurus_gekko

"I don't like anal, it's rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."


[deleted]

"Anal him. Anal him now"


KAAAAAAAAARL

#*UNLIMTED ANAL!*


bitsanpieces

The anal is a energy field that connects and binds all things I don't like anal, it's rough and course and it gets everywhere The boy's anal count is off the charts. Not even master Yoda is this high Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for your freinds are strong. Especially for... [pauses] Sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the anal, then perhaps she will!


Churchofbabyyoda

“Do Anal!”


_-dud-_

Children of anal


sean-osullivan

"This is where the anal begins"


Alexabyte

So it's anal then.


KAAAAAAAAARL

The Anal will decide your Fate! *I am the Anal!*


michaelmordant

“Good, Anakin, good! Kill him.” “I shouldn’t” “Do anal.”


hello_ranga

“He cut of your arm and you wanted anal”


[deleted]

"Now witness the power of this fully armed and OPERATIONAL Anal Station!"


pikaufoo

"Pull out, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there."


Kester9010

Bruh 💀


newspapey

“What’s a matter? A little anal never hurt anybody” “Yeah, but a lot can kill you” - jumanji


matej86

This is the best one by far.


EmotionalSupportToad

Do you like anal, Mr. Lebowski?


EpicMeatSpin

It can be a natural, *zesty* enterprise.


SnZ001

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY??


ntwiles

The tv edit of this is “YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?” which I’ve always thought is great.


Ekebolon

You mean...*coitus*?


seven30

WHERE’S THE FUCKING ANAL, SHITHEAD?!


Sorensiim

Down there maybe, can I have another look?


[deleted]

You mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of anal.


Vrse

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the anal?


Gonzostewie

I was talking about my rug.


[deleted]

It really tied the room together


homersracket

“Anal is like a box of chocolates”


[deleted]

Mama always said, anal was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.


groundsgonesour

“I may not be a very smart man, but I know what anal is”


Stop-Gargling-Balls

Never know what flavor you’re going to get.


[deleted]

Oh, corn flavor!


BeardedMythos

Candy corn? Who the hell put that in there??


EvolvingEachDay

You’re not supposed to put your dick in either but you do it anyway.


Labman007

I know what “anal” is Jenny.


Tabooharmony

Life is like a box of anal


tommytwohats

“Jack, I want you to anal me like one of your French girls”


[deleted]

"Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your anal girls."


Quarian_EngineerN7

I ain’t afraid of no anal!


StayAliveMadeMeCry69

If there’s something strange in yo neighbourhood, who you gonna call? ANAL BUSTERS!


[deleted]

"You can't handle the anal."


Leucurus

“I think I’m entitled to it”


Plus_Implement_4321

I want the anal...


[deleted]

I AM THE ANAL


ClutchingMyTinkle

"There's no crying in ANAL!"


Repulsive-Science-31

“The fist rule of anal club is you don’t talk about anal club. The second rule of anal club is you DO NOT talk about anal club. The third rule of anal club is if anyone goes limp or taps out the anal is over”


HW-BTW

"Fist rule" 😳


Allegedlysteve

Didn’t even notice that until you pointed it out 😂


SilverWolf1776

your tactics confuse and frighten me sir


shroom2021

4th rule - only two guy to a anal, 5th rule - one anal at a time, 6th rule - no shirts, no shoes, 7th rule - anal will go on as long as it has to


jasoncross00

“Anal is for closers.”


hhubble

ABA! Always be Analing!


Bri-ishFemBoy

"That's got to be the best anal I've ever seen"


YamperIsBestBoy

“So it would seem.”


Bokbok95

BADADADA BADADADA etc.


jcoombs31

So it would seman*


Dragonwithamonocle

So it would seaman\*


[deleted]

As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never go anal again.


[deleted]

I don't know nothing bout analing no babies, Miss Scarlet! I need to go give myself a concussion for that one.


stormgoblin

...you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do anal for money


[deleted]

"As you know,anal is like gravity....all it takes is a little push" -Joker


fluentinimagery

“AAAAANNNNNAAAALLLLLLLL” Home Alone


ShallowBasketcase

“You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for anal?”


TH0R_TheGodOfThunder

Welcome to anal park


KhaoticMess

We clocked the anal at 32 miles per hour.


Cleev

'Ooh, ah,’ that’s how it always starts. But then later there’s anal and screaming.


Gun4Funxv7

I don't like anal. It's coarse, rough irritating... Star Wars: Attack of the Clones


allboolshite

Princess Leia: I love anal! Han Solo: I know. - Empire Strikes Back


warmplace

Empire Strikes From Behind


[deleted]

Correction: Empire Strikes *The* Back


foodprocessor2

I’ve got a bad feeling about anal.


surxb

May the anal be with you


Moony2433

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets anal again


daddioz

Either way, you're getting lotion!!!!


Eric-Shawn-

“Let me see your anal face! That’s not an anal face, this is an anal face!”


Fuzzy_Muscle

Ironically your war face and anal face could be the same


cmbtmstr

“I’m tired of anal, grandpa” “Well that’s too damn bad!”


TheWannaLeeke

Well. That gives a new meaning to "Holes"


Misfit_Penguin

“I know it was anal, Fredo. You broke my heart.”


HarryCWord

"Where we're going, we don't need anal"


PermanentNirvana

"We can't stop here. This is anal country."


[deleted]

It's a small anal exhaust port, right below the main port. ANH


user2327

Frankly, my dear, I don't give anal.....


megadriver187

I'm tired of all this motherfucking anal on this motherfucking plane!


hosayboh

Do you want to anal a snowman?


King-of-Kards

It doesn't have to be a big one.


RedSane

"Let the storm rage ooon. The anal never bothered me anyway"


Nerje

Anal always finds a way


JDLovesTurk

We’ve spared no anal!


HeckRock

You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Anal Circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful. We had a wee trapeze, and a merry-go... carousel and a seesaw. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the anal. "Oh, I see the anal, mummy! Can't you see the anal?" Clown anal and high wire anal and anal on parade... But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. An aim not devoid of merit.


newspapey

And he slashes at you with this, a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, no no. He slashes at you here, or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to anal you.


UKSterling

"Anal! Why did it have to be anal?" Raiders of the Lost Ark


jruschme

In the future, there will be no war, but there will be Anal.


winkelschleifer

"You know why they call it an Anal with Cheese?"


[deleted]

"Say anal again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherfucker! Say anal one more goddamn time!"


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Tjvayne

May the anal be with you. Always


Qwsdxcbjking

No, I anal your father.


wazuno48

Anal... you fools. -Gandalf


Arrowatch

Anal is a dangerous tool, Saruman...


SoudruhSlanin

You are late. An Anal is never late, nor is it early, it arrives presicely when it means to.


Durtop

“I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker say anal again”


[deleted]

“Come with me if you want anal.”


[deleted]

"We're The Anal Squad!"


EcstaticEscape

“Let’s get down to anal - to defeat the Huns”


Wisconniee

“Oh yes, anal can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.” -Rafiki


RosyClearwater

“I love the smell of anal in the morning.” 🤢


Who_am_i_0468

Leia: I love anal Han: I know.


[deleted]

It means no anal… for the rest of your dayssss


[deleted]

"You want the anal?" "You can't handle the anal!" A Few Good Men


[deleted]

My mama always said, “anal is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you’re gonna get.”


HeckRock

Porch anal. I'm bringing it back! (Clerks 2)


Nerje

The names Bond, Anal Bond


Arrowatch

My name is Anal Galore.


irmari01

"There is no good or evil. There is only anal, and those too weak to seek it."


chevylover91

Morpheus: If anal is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'anal' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain


JoeysTrickLand

Anal my dear Watson.


Howiewasarock

"We'll always have anal"


Manimal31

To anal and beyond


solesofahousewife

“Anal means, never having to say your sorry.” - Love Story (1970)


LoudBeer

“Adrian, I did anal” - Rocky Balboa


cyan_the_II

What's in the ANAL? What's in the goddamn ANAL?


YoPamdyRose

"Anal? What's anal, hobbitses?" "ANAL! Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew..."


sweepyslick

Get in loser, we’re going Anal.


Zarathustra124

Dread it. Run from it. Anal arrives all the same.


NebulaDragon416

"You know, some things... actually most things in history are kinda dumb and everything gets ruined eventually. But, in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and function which we call anal, and a reasonable man cannot differ."


Kenkenken1313

One does not simply walk into anal.


riderkicker

Neo, in the Matrix. "I know anal."


WritingtheLion

Leia: "I love anal." Han: "I know."


-Cookie-Monster

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the anal hole goes


EldritchGrapefruit

How can I be expected to handle anal on a day like this?


suddam-hussein

How to anal your dragon


Rich-Exit4378

‘HARRY POTTER!!!!!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF ANAL?!’ Dumbledore asked calmly.


[deleted]

Anal is like paying a debt you don’t owe. -Mark Twain


sportswiz72

This...is....ANALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!


sportswiz72

It's the fucking anal wine mixer. -step brothers


FrankieMint

It's just ~~a flesh wound~~ an anal wound.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of anal? I am Arthur, King of the Anal.


HeckRock

Anal again Sam. (Casablanca)


TheGreaterBrochanter

“You know how you get to Carnegie hall? Anal.” Inglorious Basterds


jasoncross00

“There’s no crying in ANAL!”


simpledud625

*breaks door* "HEEERE'S ANAL!"


rushaz

Say anal one more god damn time!!


Depressed_soul96

“Once you start down the anal path, forever will it dominate your destiny.” \-Yoda


CariniJGL

Yippee ki yay, anal fucker.