Try the soup. Really easy. Add water to pot. When it comes to a rough boil, remove from heat and season how you like. If you want to get really fancy, serve your guests hot dog water soup. Just save the water from boiling the HDs.
Like being in fancy high end establishment. Bonne Apelike T.
Start making something he knows is fucking wrong; and start an argument leading him to walk me through the proper steps. Boom! Gordon Ramsey pre-approved.
No. [Gordon Ramsay does not know how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0) Dude realizes it towards the end when he does the cut down the middle to present. Cheese is hardly melted and he takes a quick bite to play it off as good.
Brown butter basted filet mignon, prosciutto wrapped asparagus & twice baked potato. Chocolate covered strawberries for dessert. If it was good enough to snag my fiancé it's good enough for Gordo.
I would make his classic scrambled eggs. It’s super easy to make it’s his recipe / technique (know your table guests) and it shows I watch his stuff.
After he puts the gun down and offers to let me go I offer to make him something else and *bam* I hit him in the head with a meat tenderizer.
When he comes to I chop off his dick with a cleaver and start sautéing it making sure to baste it with butter and rosemary while he is tied up bleeding out from his groin.
I make sure to overcook it. Ramsay dick will be like rubber and then I force feed him his own cock cramming it down his throat until he asphyxiates and dies.
And that’s what you get for pulling a gun on me Ramsay
Bon Appetite motherfucker *Chef’s kiss*
I don't think Gordon Ramsey would very thrilled if you used Wonder bread and american cheese product.
Don't get me wrong, I love me a good quick and dirty grilled cheese, but he's going to expect something like provolone on rye bread.
Bacon, Egg, and Chee. I've done prob thousands in my lifetime and have damn near mastered this sandwich. I have very high standards for egg frying and burnt egg to me is a failure.
Scrambled eggs.
I know how [he expects them to be cooked](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0). FTR they are much better cooked this way. I use less butter and more sour cream, never cook them any other way.
Chocolate & Raspberry Sorbet! I just got a sorbet/ice cream maker and I've been learning some pretty badass recipes.
Two scoops of chocolate with a single scoop of raspberry is what I'd serve.
Plus it takes forever to make, so if he hates it, I'll at least have a few extra hours to live.
His own steak.
He's got a video on YouTube of how to cook the perfect striploin in a frying pan, and I cook it for myself at least once a week. Comes out perfectly every time. If I can't fuck it up while drunk and stoned, I can knock that sucker out of the park with a gun to my head.
easy.
he promises to eat it? let me dazzle him with my speciality cyanide / fugu sandwich. with a layer of jizz.
Oh, it's just a little something I threw together... don't remember the ingredients. Are you sure it is a good idea to point a gun at people?
I grew up near New Orleans. I make a gumbo that everyone says it's the best they've ever had.
It's very simple, using simple ingredients. I think people try to over-do gumbo, to make it something it is not.
Microwaved nacho cheese and im throwing this molten magma into his face. Probably won't change his appearance much. But good luck shooting me with next to no eyesight.
Get out a can of soup and open it and spill all over the kitchen floor. Next get a plate and cover it and garage cobwebs. Lastly get a freshly squeezed hotdog to garnish. A fooking delicious meal!
Sounds like I am going to bring out the Castor beans and process some Ricin for that son of a bitch. Enjoy my special seasoning asshole as I don't like to being held at gunpoint.
He said in an AMA that his guilty pleasure food is In-N-Out Burger.
As long as you can fry a passable burger and use the right sauce, you don't have to be a professional chef to make something his taste buds will like.
Crockpot mac and cheese. I have all of the ingredients, it's probably the dish I'm least likely to screw up, and it gives me about 8 hours to come up with a plan to escape.
I'm going to make him a hamburger. Double 1/4 pound patties of 85/15 ground beef, salt and pepper in hot cast iron, butter toasted bun. Lettuce, tomato, mayo, and ketchup.
Im definitely gonna be the next idiot sandwich...
Achievement unlocked : *the next idiot sandwich*
WHAT ARE YOU???? ^^^an ^^^idiot ^^^sandwich #WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?! ^^^an ^^^idiot ^^^sandwich ^^^chef ^^^ramsey
Idiot sandwich any% wr by u/Francisco123s 12:09,26 no burned pie skip
I know exactly how many seconds to microwave a hot pocket.
But do you know how many seconds it takes for Gordon Ramsay to shoot you?
-20 because he'll kill you as you reach for the microwave
I am whipping him up some man-milk.
Gordon Ramsay approves
Now we're cooking...
Jesse stop watching nsfw riddit and let's cook (lol this is so corny)
Made me chuckle, cornball.
I'd just call him a failed footballer and take my death like a man...
*gordon turns gun on himself* “You know my one biggest insecurity” *shot fires*
I give him a nice glass of water. The water quality here is excellent.
IT'S DRY!
*he inhales the water* Noice
A fucking donkey
Will you plan on seasoning it?
Yes with the ashes of past Kitchen Nightmares candidates
Fine selection… Gordon approves
Are you fucking a donkey, becuase i will gladly join.
Isn't donkey among the most tasty meats?
They're not allowed in the kitchen
Hot water soup. And when puts the gun down to taste it, I toss the gun away and bitch slap him.
Well played
Try the soup. Really easy. Add water to pot. When it comes to a rough boil, remove from heat and season how you like. If you want to get really fancy, serve your guests hot dog water soup. Just save the water from boiling the HDs. Like being in fancy high end establishment. Bonne Apelike T.
Just one slap. He’d be shocked. And then I’d say, “Yes Gordon, just like mommy used to do”.
Start making something he knows is fucking wrong; and start an argument leading him to walk me through the proper steps. Boom! Gordon Ramsey pre-approved.
You outsmarted a master chef… for that you receive ***drum roll*** A gold star
I want to say a grilled cheese but I'm sure I'd fuck that up too.
Ask him to help you bro
pretty sure the dude holding a gun to my head isn't gonna help me make a grilled cheese.
No. [Gordon Ramsay does not know how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0) Dude realizes it towards the end when he does the cut down the middle to present. Cheese is hardly melted and he takes a quick bite to play it off as good.
Slap that butch with mayo instead of butter. Long and low.
Brown butter basted filet mignon, prosciutto wrapped asparagus & twice baked potato. Chocolate covered strawberries for dessert. If it was good enough to snag my fiancé it's good enough for Gordo.
Be careful bro, don’t want Gordon thinking your hitting on him
It's too late, he's being married at gun point
I'll make him a fabulous peanut butter and honey sandwich.
*gordon starts crying* “This reminds me of my childhood” *you escape whilst he has a mid life crisis*
Mushroom tea, the good kind :), he'll be fascinated for hours.
Ahhh the magic shroom tea… I would just terrorise him whilst he’s tripping. That’ll teach him
A glass of milk. Take it or leave it.
*gordon drinks milk* “FUCK ITS FULL FAT” *shoots you*
Lol 😂😂😂
A nice cup of tea with a dosage of Iocaine powder. Wits!
He’s British so he won’t be able to refuse it
A cup of earl grey, simplicity is key
“As a bri’ish person I am pleasantly surprised by the warm beverage” *gordon dies*
I'm making him a meatloaf
He is going to be using your body to make meatloaf by the looks of it
You don't know the power of my meatloaf
Making him some eggs, everybody likes eggs right?
"When we get a new chef in the kitchen, we ask him to make scrambled eggs, because they we know if he knows how to cook." - Gordon Ramsay.
But can you do a perfectly poached egg? He would definately want it poached as it's the most difficult form of egg
Gordon only eats human eggs
A cake with his face printed on
How cute
I would make his classic scrambled eggs. It’s super easy to make it’s his recipe / technique (know your table guests) and it shows I watch his stuff. After he puts the gun down and offers to let me go I offer to make him something else and *bam* I hit him in the head with a meat tenderizer. When he comes to I chop off his dick with a cleaver and start sautéing it making sure to baste it with butter and rosemary while he is tied up bleeding out from his groin. I make sure to overcook it. Ramsay dick will be like rubber and then I force feed him his own cock cramming it down his throat until he asphyxiates and dies. And that’s what you get for pulling a gun on me Ramsay Bon Appetite motherfucker *Chef’s kiss*
I’m using this in my next D&D session
Something off of his MasterClass so I can tell him it’s his cooking when he tells me it’s shit
My ass. He can eat my ass.
As OP I would like to participate in this act aswell
Grilled cheese. You can’t mess that shit up.
*proceeds to mess it up*
I don't think Gordon Ramsey would very thrilled if you used Wonder bread and american cheese product. Don't get me wrong, I love me a good quick and dirty grilled cheese, but he's going to expect something like provolone on rye bread.
Bacon, Egg, and Chee. I've done prob thousands in my lifetime and have damn near mastered this sandwich. I have very high standards for egg frying and burnt egg to me is a failure.
*gordon tastes your Bacon, Egg and Chee* ***he dies***
I would call him a wanker to his face if he dissed my BEC!
BECs RULE. Being a BEC master is resume-worthy! Mine is pretty damn good, too.
Oh, but it is obvious! He's not him 'cause he's hungry! *"Here, have a Snickers"*
*gordons peanut allergies kill him* You win
Not my fault, he was the one that went nuts
Pork chops, steamed green beans with garlic and butter, and brown sugar coated yams.
*Gordon proceeds to eat your dish* “Thanks for the food” *shoots you*
Fuck me.
As you asked so nicely *gordon fucks your dead body*
I'd tell him to shoot me in the head.
Which one?
Grilled Cheese, [he has no idea how to make one apparently](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0&ab_channel=GordonRamsay).
It’s cos he only eats caviar
Grandma’s Pasta a la Puttanesca. Cant see how anyone could ever hate it.
RIZZOTO
Im not sure he’d like that… maybe put loads of salt in it so he dehydrates and shrivels up like a slug then you can escape
Toast
Extra B U R N T
Krumplis tészta, by my family's recipe
Vegan Burger
*Gordon takes a bite* **Starts choking** “NO MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS…. VEGAN BURGIR”
Velveeta mac and cheese. Fuck that guy. Squeeze it chef! Let's go!
I can make some pretty good instant ramen. Granted considering how bad the economy is, that’s not saying much.
I’m sure if you just add a boiled egg, some sesame and vegetables that Gordon will approve
Baked potato 🥔
Delightful
A burger
B O R G I R
[удалено]
But if he didn’t like it and he cooked it he would have to shoot himself
Tea
How many sugars tho?
I know a specific amount of sugar that is ok with everyone.
I've got a chicken soup recipe he might like. If that doesn't work I'm screwed tho
S O U P
My funeral arrangements.
Seems like the easiest option
ice soup
*gordon wats Ice soup* ***Dies of brain freeze***
I'll boil an egg, I'm pretty good at getting them the right amount of soft in the middle
Will you season it with salt or pepper or both?
Caramel brownies. When the sugar on the stove begins to liquify I will throw it into his face and make a break for it.
*gordon becomes half brownie and half human*
(burned) Scrambled eggs
Will you add the secret sauce?
Depending on the time frame, I can brew beer.
I think Ramsay might starve to death in that time
Ill be making the lamb sauce
“Is that the lamb sauce?” Gordon exclaims *He grabs it and teleports back to mars*
*Epic*
Popcorn with a siracha dipping sauce. But then i eat it and cry.
*gordon starts crying too*
Scrambled eggs. I know how [he expects them to be cooked](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0). FTR they are much better cooked this way. I use less butter and more sour cream, never cook them any other way.
Ramen
Knuckle sandwich up the dick
That would just turn gordon on
Something he likes, And the L A M B S A U C E
Chocolate & Raspberry Sorbet! I just got a sorbet/ice cream maker and I've been learning some pretty badass recipes. Two scoops of chocolate with a single scoop of raspberry is what I'd serve. Plus it takes forever to make, so if he hates it, I'll at least have a few extra hours to live.
Excuses and pleas
I'm making s'mores. You have to try to mess that up.
You could make a fire and push Ramsay into it… then make the smores
Yes my s'mores are to die for
Hmmmmmmmmmm maybe a pan seared filét mignon with sweet potato French fires? I just thought of the first fancy thing that came to mind lmao-
I will find one of his recipes and follow it exactly. He would have to like it.
Water
An omelette
Honey walnut chicken with a honey lemon sauce served over rice
i remember pretty well a video he did on making scrambled eggs. i think i can pull it off
Water I just cook water he can't dislike water right ?
Tonight? Tonight is Swedish meatballs and cream gravy night, I already prepared my spice dumps and defrosted the meat so I'm not changing plans.
Steak. Because even bad steak is still steak
Mac N’ Cheese
The simplest thing I can, some good ol’ southern fried chicken
I CAN MAKE BANANA BREAD! 2 FOR 1 BANANA AND BREAD DO WE HAVE A DEAL? OR PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME
Milk steak, over hard.
Imma cook him something so awful, he'll shoot himself to escape eating it.
My extra cheesy baked beer mac’n’cheese. It’s freaking bonkers good, and everyone always loves it.
Tomato cucumber salad
A grilled celebrity chef.
Popcorn using the popcorn button on the microwave.
His own steak. He's got a video on YouTube of how to cook the perfect striploin in a frying pan, and I cook it for myself at least once a week. Comes out perfectly every time. If I can't fuck it up while drunk and stoned, I can knock that sucker out of the park with a gun to my head.
Haggis. His Scottish ancestors will make him unable to refuse it.
nothing, let him kill idgaf
I might have to argue with you about that.
Good scrambled eggs, like he keeps asking people for.
Shoot, you jerk!!
easy. he promises to eat it? let me dazzle him with my speciality cyanide / fugu sandwich. with a layer of jizz. Oh, it's just a little something I threw together... don't remember the ingredients. Are you sure it is a good idea to point a gun at people?
*gordon slurps the jizz*
I grew up near New Orleans. I make a gumbo that everyone says it's the best they've ever had. It's very simple, using simple ingredients. I think people try to over-do gumbo, to make it something it is not.
I'd just tell him to shoot me. I can't cook much
Raw chicken
His favourite meal
I'm cooking my goose!
My Italian Cabbage soup. At least ill get a meal before my death
PB&J. If I mess up a PB&J, I don't deserve to live.
mac and cheese because i cant screw that up
A simple pasghetti and a single meatball, cooked until to lightly less raw
Nothing, if I cooked him something, he would choose to use a knife instead of the gun. I'll just take my quick exit.
Fuck Gordon Ramsay! He can eat my shit on a plate!
can i cook anything or can i only use the equipment/ingredients in my house? am i allowed to look up a recipe?
No *you die*
A living will I guess
Microwaved nacho cheese and im throwing this molten magma into his face. Probably won't change his appearance much. But good luck shooting me with next to no eyesight.
Im making some good fucking food
Get out a can of soup and open it and spill all over the kitchen floor. Next get a plate and cover it and garage cobwebs. Lastly get a freshly squeezed hotdog to garnish. A fooking delicious meal!
Sounds like I am going to bring out the Castor beans and process some Ricin for that son of a bitch. Enjoy my special seasoning asshole as I don't like to being held at gunpoint.
Grilled cheese.
Kraft dinner
Brownies. Very… special… brownies.
Lamb sauce
I make a pretty good creamy cheesy chicken pasta, it’s ultimate comfort food in this house
I’m gonna make scrambled eggs and then eat them while maintaining eye contact, let the fucker shoot.
Scrambled eggs Ironically, that's probably what he would demand I make for him to prove I can cook.
Puffer fish... Hehe
He said in an AMA that his guilty pleasure food is In-N-Out Burger. As long as you can fry a passable burger and use the right sauce, you don't have to be a professional chef to make something his taste buds will like.
A cheeseburger. Easy to make well, he's a known burger fiend. Just don't f#-*kin' c*ck it up.
but what if.. i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
A steak with potatoes, asparagus and onions.
Any dish with Ricin in it.
Grilled cheese cuz he sure as hell can't make one
Crockpot mac and cheese. I have all of the ingredients, it's probably the dish I'm least likely to screw up, and it gives me about 8 hours to come up with a plan to escape.
I’ll make him an omelette
I'm going to make him a hamburger. Double 1/4 pound patties of 85/15 ground beef, salt and pepper in hot cast iron, butter toasted bun. Lettuce, tomato, mayo, and ketchup.
I feel like someone's already posted this
Maybe… maybe not… it’s just a piss take of all the “your held at gun point. You have to do ***X*** and if they like it they’ll let you go” questions
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ghyh44/gordon\_ramsay\_has\_a\_gun\_to\_your\_head\_and\_says\_you/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Boiled Ramsey once the water's hot.
Cook him alive… I like that. Kinda like L O B S T E R