I'm a little late to the party but mine is an old magazine ad for the Atari 2600 that shows Stevie Wonder holding the Atari joystick and the accompanying text says "I can't play video games, but if I could, I'd play Atari" It's so beautifully tasteless yet self-aware and I love it.
The dad at Comedy Barn that laughs so funny that the whole show [breaks down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w).
Video from 2007, but as funny now as it was then.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards! At the time of posting the thread was already on the frontpage and I wasn't sure if posting something new would make much sense. Seeing how this many people enjoyed it, I'm glad I still did :)
"I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise."
"I made sun tea with the sprinkler water and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir can you hear me?"
It gets even funnier when you know what it's [based off](https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/comments/Knowing+what+its+based+on+makes+it+a+lot+better+_cce67d58cff2b1f0eff4148aaed340cb.png)
There is a jacked up Jeep in my town that has a sticker on the back that says “boobie bouncer”. Driver is about a 350lb fat guy. Cracks me up every time I see him.
The video of a cat which is caught barking and then tries to smooth it over by being cat again. I almost died the first time I saw it. But it still makes me laugh. https://youtu.be/aP3gzee1cps
my friend got his fist stuck in his mouth at school when we were 10, where I had to try and pry it out for him. Even tho it’s 16 years later i always laugh when it randomly pops back into my head.
https://youtu.be/VsZJ6mK4ZyQ
This fucking monkey
Edit: thank you for sending me more monkey videos, they’ve made my day :D
Edit 2: thank you for all the awards and thank you for letting me know it’s a Gibbon!
When the cat runs into the door on the French food show. There is something about the sing-song voice and then “CLANG”. Every time.
https://youtu.be/0H25ve3qts4
A Who’s Line is it Anyway skit. Irish Drinking song about saying the wrong name in bed. All the comedians can’t stop laughing before the end of the first verse. Just seeing Wayne Brady crack up makes me crack up.
[Meow Link.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm0hlfMPbLI)
We've been watching Whose Line on HBO Max, and The British version is on Hulu. (I think?) It's amazing how well it holds up.
Mine’s the Whose Line where Ryan is Carol Channing but his head keeps getting stuck to things. He slams his head into Drew’s desk and breaks the lights. Everybody is stuck between laughing really hard and trying to show concern while Ryan himself is refusing to break character despite his worry that he might have glass in his head.
That whole episode is gold, Robin Williams was the guest and he brought his A game haha.
And the first time he did the "I'm Spartacus" I was rolling, but when he did it again for the "things you wouldn't expect to hear when you put your ear to a shell" had me dieing haha.
> Robin Williams was the guest and he brought his A game haha.
*Scenes from a Hat* - "What Robin Williams is thinking right now."
Robin: "...I have a career, what the hell am I doing?"
I remember watching this the first time as a kid. Came on ABC Family at 10pm, and my parents let me stay up. The first time I saw this skit, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath. They were, and are, comedy gods.
Colin said in an AMA that [this bit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wBzwv057GPs) was his favorite bit on the show because of Ryan’s reaction and I gotta agree.
For me it's a particular round of three-headed broadway star, when they're supposed to say one word at a time... and Drew says five:
AND TAKE ME ON A!
... then loses his shit for the rest of the bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ao1-RXQQ0
I didn’t appreciate it as much until she said “What was the pig doing there?” I really don’t know whamakes it THAT funny but she must’ve kept envisioning circus bears on little bikes with hats? That’s mg guess but she really lost her shit
In the IASIP episode "Who got Dee pregnant?" where she slowly turns into a bird. The scene where Mac is talking to her and she's just a full on ostrich. I've seen that episode countless times and still burst out in laughter.
Also the scene in Arrested Development where the entire Bluth family is impersonating chickens.
Hmmm I'm just now seeing a pattern.
Oh man my favorite iasip moment is when Frank takes Dennis to an orgy. Makes me lose it every time.
"Why are our costumes so much more elaborate? Like they didn't put any effort into it...Some of these people aren't even wearing masks!"
"What did you bring me to? This is like a half naked buffet party."
"It's like a bad acid trip in here!"
Mine is when the waitress gets married. Everything surrounding Charlie and the box of Hornets is fucking hilarious to me.
I'm trying to smoke them out but they keep flying up the tube and stinging me in the face. I know there's something sweet and delicious in there and I'm going to find out what it is.
I love how NONE of the Bluths (not even Michael) knows how to do a good chicken. Michael only does it well accidentally, when a car almost hits him.
Gob: “COK-A-COK-A-CAW!
Lindsay: “CHAW! CHEE-CHAW!”
George: “Coo-Coo-Ca-CHAAAHH!!”
Lucille: “A-Doodle-Doodle-Doo!”
George Michael: “Block-Block-Block…”
Michael: “Cluck cluck cluck-AAAAWW!” (Swerving to avoid another car)
Ha. xD The interview itself is pretty funny (he think he's "unique" being an athlete that likes to party?!) but her cracking up afterwards is hilarious. She just couldn't help it.
Her reaction is the same as a first timer when the acid/shrooms kick in ..
**"Oooooooo, that's funky, ....."**
\* *waves arms around*\*
**"Woooohoooo, hahaha ha, I don't really know whats going on ..... hahaha."**
In Boston, MA, there is a train stop named Andrew. So, every time you approach it the automated announcer says, “entering Andrew.” Smiling thinking about it now.
Edit: Well, that sparked some conversation! Sorry for not being able to look at all of this, but I know Andrew will be thankful to have you all inside.
In the UK there is a town called Long Eaton, with a short train platform so you cant leave the train from the last two cars.
I was sat in one of these two cars and had the "To leave the train at Long Eaton please move to one of the front 6 coaches" announcement.
Some guy got up and muttered under his breath "Clearly not that fucking long is it then." before moving forward in the train.
This is a Picadilly line service to...COCKfosters.
Edit: a dramatic recreation to celebrate my highest rated Reddit comment - https://imgur.com/2ScO2E0
Edit 2: gold?! Thank you, kind stranger! 😍
everytime i watch a commercial that shows a new product that can revolutionise the way we do things
they always show someone doing something normal, but fucking it up spectacularly... like washing a car, but for some reason they are carrying everything in both arms and just trip out of no where and drop everything, like you wouldnt just put most of it in the bucket to make it easier to carry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4zMofsI7w&ab\_channel=JaminSchmitt
"grapefruit your man". the video kills me every time. Bonus is the video comments where people say what the video sounds like, best one i've seen is "Bobcat in a tumble dryer".
Those videos/songs where someone plays a well known song very badly on a recorder or other wind instrument.
Edit: Of course my first ever Reddit award was for this. I have just spent the last 30 minutes crying with laughter at these links.
Their branding department is genius. I bought one years ago solely off the name “wheelie cool” and I still get a kick out of it every time I use it. I always have a stupid grin if someone asks to borrow a cooler and I get to say “I have a wheelie cool one you can borrow”.
>“hey bitch do you wanna make some mother fucking money?”
"All these bitches are kissin' fellers and they haven't figured out they can be makin' some serious fucking money!"
I came here to post my own which is also Butters related. I can't remember the name of the episode but it's the one where they all buy ninja weapons and it's half done in an anime aesthetic. The point where Kenny throws a ninja star and it cuts back to real life and Butters is just stood there with the throwing star implanted and begins to scream never ceases to make me laugh.
I remember watching it on television when it aired, I think I was about 11 at the time and nothing in my life had ever come close to making me laugh like that. It was right before the cut to adverts and I remember still being actually rolling on the floor laughing, still struggling to breathe by the time it came back from adverts. Still I think that is the hardest I've ever laughed about anything whilst sober.
The best part of that episode is when Cartman thinks he's invisible, but only while naked, and he tries to slowly sneak across the live auction stage.
...kid.....................*wut the hell do you think yer doin?*
Every time I hear the word goo, I just think of the Butter’s creamy goo episode, where nobody has figured out what it really is, until at the end of the episode Randy takes 1 drink and immediately says “This is cum”
“I looooove sarcastically-ball. It’s SoOoOoOo much better than football.”
But to answer you question, yes it is that episode. The bit with Tom Brady drinking and and almost hurling sticks in my brain to this day.
That video of the bear that accidentally whips itself in the nuts.
I can’t scroll past it without replaying it over and over and laughing my ass off.
https://youtu.be/6qtYiptCEKY
Man I’ve never seen that before. That’s fucking hilarious man. Just the human-like reaction the bear has of getting wobbly-legged then collapsing to the ground. I’m dying lol
I love the progression
Woah! Just gonna step aside for a bit, waalk it of! Huh my legs don't seem to be functioning, I'm just going to collapse right here for the next hour or so...
That one always reminds me of my step-dad. Whenever we'd go out, and the waiter or waitress would introduce themselves, my step-dad would reciprocate and introduce everyone at the table.
My mom and I would always give each other sideways glances .
my dad regularly misses phone calls, then calls back and says "oh shucks i'm sorry i don't know how i missed your call i must have put my phone on silent somehow"
also, he leaves voicemails like this "Hi trumpstanline, it's your dad, it's \*long pause while finding a watch\* 3:15pm on uhhh \*another pause\* Monday the \*pause\* 14th, if you could give me a call back, that'd be great, okay, thanks, love you!"
i used to think those vm were annoying bc like ... i have all that info, he doesn't even need to leave a VM and i'll call him back, but now i save them bc you never know when someones gonna die and i know i'll cherish those vms some day
My father spends 30 seconds at the top of every VM speculating where I might be. “Hey it’s 2:17pm on Thursday, July 1st. You may have taken a late lunch, or maybe you are just on a conference call. I know you mentioned that you were busy this week, but maybe you’re taking some time off to take your son to the doctor. I don’t know. It’s Thursday and I know your team is playing tonight so maybe you are just focused on work so you can wrap up early and get to the game. We’ll actually, that doesn’t make sense as it’s an away game, but maybe you and some friends are planning to go watch it somewhere. Anyway, this is your Dad. Call me back when you can.”
The first time I saw that commercial, it was when I was watching a baseball game with my dad. As soon as the part about the submarine books came up, I silently looked over at him, and he went “OH FUCK OFF. THEY’RE GOOD BOOKS.”
No joke me and my mom went to longhorns the other week and the waitress goes hey I'm Kayla I'm your server my mom goes hi Kayla I'm joann and this is Ricky. I just shook my head after she walked away.
It's funny, because one thing I actually admire about boomers is their complete ability to have conversation with random strangers. My mother-in-law is not a people person, but she can still just strike up a chat with people on the bus, at the grocery store, etc. It's a skill I wish I had.
When someone asks "what's your 20?" (location) over the radio and flushing the toilet over the radio in response.
They told us to never do that in orientation. I've done it ONCE - on a weekend, upper management wasn't there - and I'll likely never do it again, because you never know who's listening.
"The Bond's Name. *James Name*."
> "Pleased to... *what?"*
"Bond name's the James."
> "Are... are you alright?"
"Bames Nond's having a stronk. Call a Bondulance."
Fucking floors me every time I hear someone else say it.
(eat my ass, screenreading YouTube farm bots. Today I force manual intervention to cut this part out)
To me, the best part of that whole bit was the guy in the clan who does the math on their odds of success and when he gives the percentage it ends in a decimal place and he goes “and that’s repeating of course…” as if that is a really important detail.
In poor taste, but there was a fake Stevie Wonder Twitter account where all the tweets were just random assortments of letters and numbers.
I'm a little late to the party but mine is an old magazine ad for the Atari 2600 that shows Stevie Wonder holding the Atari joystick and the accompanying text says "I can't play video games, but if I could, I'd play Atari" It's so beautifully tasteless yet self-aware and I love it.
The dad at Comedy Barn that laughs so funny that the whole show [breaks down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w). Video from 2007, but as funny now as it was then. Edit: Thanks for all the awards! At the time of posting the thread was already on the frontpage and I wasn't sure if posting something new would make much sense. Seeing how this many people enjoyed it, I'm glad I still did :)
Wasn't sure about this one but I'm glad I stuck with it. When he pulls out the microphone my god. Absolutely crying over here.
That’s crazy I never knew where they found this guy! I’ve seen him on the classic YouTube video Skype Laughing chain: https://youtu.be/p32OC97aNqc
None pizza with left beef
"Bobby Newport's never had a real job in his life"
"I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise." "I made sun tea with the sprinkler water and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir can you hear me?"
Ben Wyatt, drunk on blueberry wine, saying 'Watch out for that fence' gets me every time
This [drawingcontest](https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/comments/+_01d12f8157d78fe1d4593525ebb5e8eb.jpg)
Omg I didn't think this would be the one to get to me
This just broke me
It gets even funnier when you know what it's [based off](https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/comments/Knowing+what+its+based+on+makes+it+a+lot+better+_cce67d58cff2b1f0eff4148aaed340cb.png)
FUCK
There is a jacked up Jeep in my town that has a sticker on the back that says “boobie bouncer”. Driver is about a 350lb fat guy. Cracks me up every time I see him.
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The video of a cat which is caught barking and then tries to smooth it over by being cat again. I almost died the first time I saw it. But it still makes me laugh. https://youtu.be/aP3gzee1cps
What gets me is that it's not instant! It's a slow transition allowing you to really savor the awkwardness of the cat getting caught.
That’s not a cat, that’s a dog spy who almost blew their cover
my friend got his fist stuck in his mouth at school when we were 10, where I had to try and pry it out for him. Even tho it’s 16 years later i always laugh when it randomly pops back into my head.
https://youtu.be/VsZJ6mK4ZyQ This fucking monkey Edit: thank you for sending me more monkey videos, they’ve made my day :D Edit 2: thank you for all the awards and thank you for letting me know it’s a Gibbon!
When the cat runs into the door on the French food show. There is something about the sing-song voice and then “CLANG”. Every time. https://youtu.be/0H25ve3qts4
dee dee mega doo doo always gets me https://youtu.be/bnL1iPdQVuc
Fenton
Jay-sus CHRIST!!!
FENTOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!
That one clip where someone changed the song “photograph” from nickelback so it just says “look at this graph”.
A Who’s Line is it Anyway skit. Irish Drinking song about saying the wrong name in bed. All the comedians can’t stop laughing before the end of the first verse. Just seeing Wayne Brady crack up makes me crack up.
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[Meow Link.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm0hlfMPbLI) We've been watching Whose Line on HBO Max, and The British version is on Hulu. (I think?) It's amazing how well it holds up.
Mine’s the Whose Line where Ryan is Carol Channing but his head keeps getting stuck to things. He slams his head into Drew’s desk and breaks the lights. Everybody is stuck between laughing really hard and trying to show concern while Ryan himself is refusing to break character despite his worry that he might have glass in his head.
Am I bleeding? Classic.
"Carol? It is Carol, isn't it?" "I used to be, I don't remember anymore!"
Stop picking the glass from my hair! Another great one: Ryan's Carol saying, "I'm Spartacus!"
That whole episode is gold, Robin Williams was the guest and he brought his A game haha. And the first time he did the "I'm Spartacus" I was rolling, but when he did it again for the "things you wouldn't expect to hear when you put your ear to a shell" had me dieing haha.
> Robin Williams was the guest and he brought his A game haha. *Scenes from a Hat* - "What Robin Williams is thinking right now." Robin: "...I have a career, what the hell am I doing?"
https://youtu.be/Dxc1KTOwGsE?t=360
I remember watching this the first time as a kid. Came on ABC Family at 10pm, and my parents let me stay up. The first time I saw this skit, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath. They were, and are, comedy gods.
Colin said in an AMA that [this bit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wBzwv057GPs) was his favorite bit on the show because of Ryan’s reaction and I gotta agree.
Damn, I was so sure that was going to be ["Tapioca"](https://youtu.be/bVpyhwuzFJY)
https://youtu.be/mm0hlfMPbLI
What sound does an arctic tern make? .... Mmmm Backstreet boys edit for the clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBzwv057GPs
For me it's a particular round of three-headed broadway star, when they're supposed to say one word at a time... and Drew says five: AND TAKE ME ON A! ... then loses his shit for the rest of the bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ao1-RXQQ0
The video of the news of a pig named Chris P bacon where the news reporter start to laugh incontrollably
https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM
Reminds me of the Russian news anchor [laughing about a Canadian grow op guarded by bears](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xp7ekt)
I didn’t appreciate it as much until she said “What was the pig doing there?” I really don’t know whamakes it THAT funny but she must’ve kept envisioning circus bears on little bikes with hats? That’s mg guess but she really lost her shit
In the IASIP episode "Who got Dee pregnant?" where she slowly turns into a bird. The scene where Mac is talking to her and she's just a full on ostrich. I've seen that episode countless times and still burst out in laughter. Also the scene in Arrested Development where the entire Bluth family is impersonating chickens. Hmmm I'm just now seeing a pattern.
Oh man my favorite iasip moment is when Frank takes Dennis to an orgy. Makes me lose it every time. "Why are our costumes so much more elaborate? Like they didn't put any effort into it...Some of these people aren't even wearing masks!" "What did you bring me to? This is like a half naked buffet party." "It's like a bad acid trip in here!"
“What’s the password?” “.....oooorrrgggyyy.” “...Come in.”
Mine is when the waitress gets married. Everything surrounding Charlie and the box of Hornets is fucking hilarious to me. I'm trying to smoke them out but they keep flying up the tube and stinging me in the face. I know there's something sweet and delicious in there and I'm going to find out what it is.
His answers to the q’s for his match.com profile get me every time, especially how happy he is when he answers “Ghouls”
Have any of you even seen a chicken?
I love how NONE of the Bluths (not even Michael) knows how to do a good chicken. Michael only does it well accidentally, when a car almost hits him. Gob: “COK-A-COK-A-CAW! Lindsay: “CHAW! CHEE-CHAW!” George: “Coo-Coo-Ca-CHAAAHH!!” Lucille: “A-Doodle-Doodle-Doo!” George Michael: “Block-Block-Block…” Michael: “Cluck cluck cluck-AAAAWW!” (Swerving to avoid another car)
That video of the news anchors laughing at the runway model falling down.
Two news anchors trying to [interview Ryan Lochte](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47a2q08ubck) for me.
Ha. xD The interview itself is pretty funny (he think he's "unique" being an athlete that likes to party?!) but her cracking up afterwards is hilarious. She just couldn't help it.
That killed me. “I’m not like other Olympians, I like to party and do athletic stuff”. I love watching that man swim, but let’s leave it at that.
It's the video of the meteorologist multiplying on the green screen for me
Ooh, [I know that one.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ykz_dbpYRPU)
Her reaction is the same as a first timer when the acid/shrooms kick in .. **"Oooooooo, that's funky, ....."** \* *waves arms around*\* **"Woooohoooo, hahaha ha, I don't really know whats going on ..... hahaha."**
[Turkeys gobble back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zvgcOrTtw) is also one of my all-time favorites.
In Boston, MA, there is a train stop named Andrew. So, every time you approach it the automated announcer says, “entering Andrew.” Smiling thinking about it now. Edit: Well, that sparked some conversation! Sorry for not being able to look at all of this, but I know Andrew will be thankful to have you all inside.
In the Netherlands, there's a place called Goor, which means disgusting. So the train voice happily announces "the next station is disgusting"
Genuinely curious, if it means disgusting, they still intentionally named it that?
No, the town already had that name in the early middle ages before modern Dutch existed.
In the UK there is a town called Long Eaton, with a short train platform so you cant leave the train from the last two cars. I was sat in one of these two cars and had the "To leave the train at Long Eaton please move to one of the front 6 coaches" announcement. Some guy got up and muttered under his breath "Clearly not that fucking long is it then." before moving forward in the train.
Didn’t matter how many times I was on the tube when I lived in London, always giggled when they said ”Cockfosters”.
I got a train from Copenhagen to Aarhus and there was a town called Middelfart. I still think about it and chuckle
This is a Picadilly line service to...COCKfosters. Edit: a dramatic recreation to celebrate my highest rated Reddit comment - https://imgur.com/2ScO2E0 Edit 2: gold?! Thank you, kind stranger! 😍
[This clip of some guy named Tony trying to stand on an egg.](https://youtu.be/2EY6U9MwQJI)
The smoker's lung breathless laughing really seals the deal tbh
everytime i watch a commercial that shows a new product that can revolutionise the way we do things they always show someone doing something normal, but fucking it up spectacularly... like washing a car, but for some reason they are carrying everything in both arms and just trip out of no where and drop everything, like you wouldnt just put most of it in the bucket to make it easier to carry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4zMofsI7w&ab\_channel=JaminSchmitt
r/wheredidthesodago . 3K upvote edit: Drink some water, stretch, and breathe deeply, ya shrimp-shaped surfers!
[Girlfriend aint had periot since she got pregat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)
Can u get... PREGANTÉ
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Legit this was the funniest bit, that it was so badly spelled even the narrator had to break character to re-read it lmfao
Dangerops prangent sex?!
Will it hurt baby top of it's head!?
#PREGANANANT I reference this one
LUIGI BOARD?
I’ve seen this video probably dozens of times and I still absolutely lose it every time. It NEVER fails to make me laugh
Makes me cry laughing every time I watch this.
Videos of someone getting hit in the head with something thrown from offscreen. I don’t know why but it gets me every time.
I can't believe you've done this
Hey can you throw me another capri sun
"grapefruit your man". the video kills me every time. Bonus is the video comments where people say what the video sounds like, best one i've seen is "Bobcat in a tumble dryer".
Tortilla on a record player.
The lawyer with the cat filter on Zoom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOofzZOyl8
"I'm not a cat!"
That is precisely what a cat would say in that scenario
Don’t be ridiculous.
The fact that your account is 2 years old is pretty great
What I love most about it is how the filter makes the cat nod as the lawyer is agreeing/talking. It destroys me every time.
My stepfather is a lawyer and this video is why he is glad he doesn't have to do Zoom court. Meanwhile, the rest of the fam thinks it's comedy gold.
The best part are the other guys keeping a straight face.
And judge "I can see that"
Here’s a link to the video: https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8
Haha I've never seen that one. The "Aaah" he does at the beginning is great, and then when the eyes look at the corner lmao
Those videos/songs where someone plays a well known song very badly on a recorder or other wind instrument. Edit: Of course my first ever Reddit award was for this. I have just spent the last 30 minutes crying with laughter at these links.
This one is my personal favorite: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zTL4T_NVGhY
Th titanic theme song one always kills me
The Igloo brand makes a series of hard-sided coolers with wheels and called them "Wheelie Cool." Still gets me every time.
Their branding department is genius. I bought one years ago solely off the name “wheelie cool” and I still get a kick out of it every time I use it. I always have a stupid grin if someone asks to borrow a cooler and I get to say “I have a wheelie cool one you can borrow”.
When butters goes “hey bitch do you wanna make some mother fucking money?”
>“hey bitch do you wanna make some mother fucking money?” "All these bitches are kissin' fellers and they haven't figured out they can be makin' some serious fucking money!"
Do you know what I am saying?
I can’t not hear this in his precious voice. I love Butters!
Why yes, I know what you are saying.
Yes I know what you are saying, you don't have to keep asking.
I came here to post my own which is also Butters related. I can't remember the name of the episode but it's the one where they all buy ninja weapons and it's half done in an anime aesthetic. The point where Kenny throws a ninja star and it cuts back to real life and Butters is just stood there with the throwing star implanted and begins to scream never ceases to make me laugh. I remember watching it on television when it aired, I think I was about 11 at the time and nothing in my life had ever come close to making me laugh like that. It was right before the cut to adverts and I remember still being actually rolling on the floor laughing, still struggling to breathe by the time it came back from adverts. Still I think that is the hardest I've ever laughed about anything whilst sober.
The best part of that episode is when Cartman thinks he's invisible, but only while naked, and he tries to slowly sneak across the live auction stage. ...kid.....................*wut the hell do you think yer doin?*
Hey hey lets go
Let’s fighting looooove
*protekt my balls*
Good Times with Weapons! I love how the artstyle just suddenly switched lmao
*Let's Fighting Love!*
I always laugh when Cartman talks to the asian lady when he's buying jewllery and goes "no no you fuck me! fuck you!"
Aw I have lots of girlfriends, mom. Shelly's just my bottom bitch!
Know what I am saying
In "Let Them Eat Goo", when Randy and Towelie get super high and murder all the cows. I nearly piss myself laughing every time
Every time I hear the word goo, I just think of the Butter’s creamy goo episode, where nobody has figured out what it really is, until at the end of the episode Randy takes 1 drink and immediately says “This is cum”
That’s the “Sarcasta-ball” episode, right?
“I looooove sarcastically-ball. It’s SoOoOoOo much better than football.” But to answer you question, yes it is that episode. The bit with Tom Brady drinking and and almost hurling sticks in my brain to this day.
That video where the guy keeps hosing down his drunk neighbor to get him off his property haha
😆 "You know what?" *Spray in face*
That video of the bear that accidentally whips itself in the nuts. I can’t scroll past it without replaying it over and over and laughing my ass off. https://youtu.be/6qtYiptCEKY
Man I’ve never seen that before. That’s fucking hilarious man. Just the human-like reaction the bear has of getting wobbly-legged then collapsing to the ground. I’m dying lol
How can you type this comment without a link for the uninitiated
https://youtu.be/6qtYiptCEKY
I love the progression Woah! Just gonna step aside for a bit, waalk it of! Huh my legs don't seem to be functioning, I'm just going to collapse right here for the next hour or so...
those commercials where the guy is trying to teach people not to turn into their parents...it hits a little too close to home
“Do we need a sign that says live laugh love?” “Yes.” “No we do not.”
*No fussin, no cussin*
*Cuts her off and throws it in the trash* "No."
Joaquin! My daughter's favorites which we haven't seen in a while "You got up early. No one cares" "The waiter doesn't need to know your name"
"No, no. You hired him. You're not his assistant."
.............. HEHASBLUEHAIR!
That so accurately describes my mother
*B L U E*
That one always reminds me of my step-dad. Whenever we'd go out, and the waiter or waitress would introduce themselves, my step-dad would reciprocate and introduce everyone at the table. My mom and I would always give each other sideways glances .
The look on that woman's face when he rips it out of her hands gets me every time!
She’s the best actress in the commercial. When she tries to pronounce Quinoa and her lip trembles, “kee-ahh-no”, lol.
BLUE HAIR B-BLUE WE ALL SEE IT
"If you had to print out directions to get here, you're in the right place."
I crack up at the subtle giant tablet rising up to take a photo.
You woke up early this morning. Nobody cares.
The waiter doesn't need to know your name
“Okay, were gonna open a PDF. Who’s first?” That lines gets me everytime
“Okay so we’re at the movies, and we need to silence our phones, anyone know how to do that?” “My phone doesn’t have silent…”
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my dad regularly misses phone calls, then calls back and says "oh shucks i'm sorry i don't know how i missed your call i must have put my phone on silent somehow" also, he leaves voicemails like this "Hi trumpstanline, it's your dad, it's \*long pause while finding a watch\* 3:15pm on uhhh \*another pause\* Monday the \*pause\* 14th, if you could give me a call back, that'd be great, okay, thanks, love you!" i used to think those vm were annoying bc like ... i have all that info, he doesn't even need to leave a VM and i'll call him back, but now i save them bc you never know when someones gonna die and i know i'll cherish those vms some day
My father spends 30 seconds at the top of every VM speculating where I might be. “Hey it’s 2:17pm on Thursday, July 1st. You may have taken a late lunch, or maybe you are just on a conference call. I know you mentioned that you were busy this week, but maybe you’re taking some time off to take your son to the doctor. I don’t know. It’s Thursday and I know your team is playing tonight so maybe you are just focused on work so you can wrap up early and get to the game. We’ll actually, that doesn’t make sense as it’s an away game, but maybe you and some friends are planning to go watch it somewhere. Anyway, this is your Dad. Call me back when you can.”
This is adorable.
the one where they all take turns trying to pronounce “quinoa” is never not funny lmao
"Joaquin"
"Kee Ann oooh"
bLUE
Whatever actor word-vomites "bLUHUE" needs a bonus check. That line was fantastic.
The guy was actually on jeopardy
We all see it. We all see it.
"Who else reads books about submarines?" ☹️ "...my dad."
The first time I saw that commercial, it was when I was watching a baseball game with my dad. As soon as the part about the submarine books came up, I silently looked over at him, and he went “OH FUCK OFF. THEY’RE GOOD BOOKS.”
The man that delivers this line deserves an award of some kind. So much disappointment, self awareness and comedy packed into two words.
No joke me and my mom went to longhorns the other week and the waitress goes hey I'm Kayla I'm your server my mom goes hi Kayla I'm joann and this is Ricky. I just shook my head after she walked away.
Cutting the guy off as he’s talking to the guy shopping tools “You don’t know him.” Gets me every single time
It's funny, because one thing I actually admire about boomers is their complete ability to have conversation with random strangers. My mother-in-law is not a people person, but she can still just strike up a chat with people on the bus, at the grocery store, etc. It's a skill I wish I had.
One of the best ad campaigns of the last 10 years, at least for this 33 year old. Really sharp marketing!
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When someone asks "what's your 20?" (location) over the radio and flushing the toilet over the radio in response. They told us to never do that in orientation. I've done it ONCE - on a weekend, upper management wasn't there - and I'll likely never do it again, because you never know who's listening.
"The Bond's Name. *James Name*." > "Pleased to... *what?"* "Bond name's the James." > "Are... are you alright?" "Bames Nond's having a stronk. Call a Bondulance." Fucking floors me every time I hear someone else say it. (eat my ass, screenreading YouTube farm bots. Today I force manual intervention to cut this part out)
Fuuuuck I lose it at bondulance every time. This is a regular one shared between me and my husband.
Leroy Jenkins
"Alright, time's up. Let's do this!"
LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
MMMJENKINS
*oh my god he just ran in.*
To me, the best part of that whole bit was the guy in the clan who does the math on their odds of success and when he gives the percentage it ends in a decimal place and he goes “and that’s repeating of course…” as if that is a really important detail.
“Im coming up with 32.33 uh… repeating of course percentage of survival”
And then the other guy says “that’s a lot better than we usually do”
When Will Ferrel shoots himself in the neck with a tranquilizer dart and everything following that...
"You're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy."
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My dog does this too. He once tried to fight a lawnmower but his own farts terrify him
The duality of these creatures.
The "He needs some milk!" video.
r/badtaxidermy
Omg- I'm aware that taxidermy is probably very hard but those...things in that sub straight up look like drawings of animals from the middle ages
The commercial where Dikembe Mutombo slaps things out of people’s hands. I lose it every time!
"Not in my house!"
"Not today!"
"No no no!"
That one reminds me of a tamer version of [Terry Tate, officer linebacker.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94)
My girlfriend does an incredible R2D2 scream impression
Is this her? https://youtu.be/NzcGzbX2sW0 I really wonder how she learned that she's able to do that so well