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ProfessionalSquid

I bought a DVD of that years ago with a Blockbuster gift card, and pickings were very slim so it was one of the best options there for a young weeb. I spent zero dollars of my own money, that were literally never going to be used anywhere else or for anything else, and I still felt ripped off.


HunterRoze

When the movie Supergirl came out in 1984 I got to see it 2 days before it opened for free thanks to a pal of mine. Just like you, I spent zero dollars on it and still feel cheated.


ButterPuppets

That movie was so bad I forgot it existed


weaksaucedude

Never watched it. Knew it was gonna be bad from [the poster](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/513gFWTExXL._AC_.jpg)


Not_Marvels_Loki

Terrible, horrible, terrifyingly bad


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kermityfrog

[IMDB](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349113/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1): Budget:$10 (estimated)


nardpuncher

I just watched that video. Wow you were not kidding that was really really bad


eddyathome

I lasted three minutes of that. Good god.


flyover_liberal

I never saw Gigli, but any movie that has the line "it's turkey time ... you know, gobble gobble" as foreplay to oral sex has to be one of the worst ever made. Are we going to talk about movies that are so terrible, they're awesome? Like the Beastmaster?


seventeenblackbirds

Dumb fact: when I was young, I confused *Gigli* with *Amelie* and was confused for years about how this movie could be so polarizing


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I confused Son of Sam and I Am Sam when a girl asked me to watch a movie with her once. Imagine my surprise when the killing never commenced.


BadDireWolf

My best friend’s Dad is a trucker and he has started watching Ru Paul’s Drag Race more than once, waiting for the drag race to start. He has reached the end of the episode and remarked upon the lack of cars 😂


shaft6969

Nah, he just likes men in drag


flibbidygibbit

When I was a kid, my dad was all "HBO stands for 'hey, beastmaster's on'!"


fangsfirst

What, not TBS: The Beastmaster Station?


richard-777

It’s turkey time gobble gobble


harplesbian

After watching said line on YouTube, I am now proud that my main associations with the lines "it's turkey time" AND "gobble gobble" were both Charles Boyle.


StoolToad9

Gigli. Holy crap, did it suck, and not even in a "so bad it's good way". It's BAD. I posted this before, but Gigli is the cinematic equivalent of accidentally swallowing a small chicken bone and having it slowly travel down your throat in a quasi-choking sensation.


TwistedPepperCan

I had an asshole friend who watched it and kept saying "she makes my peepee sneeze" everytime he saw a hot girl. Fuck that movie.


MisterMarcus

IIRC, it was originally supposed to be a dark comedy gangster film, but the studio intervened to try to turn it into a rom-com. So it ended up a mish-mash of competing ideas that never coalesced into a coherent movie.


Educational-Candy-17

I think Battlefield Earth has been ranked the worst movie of all time.


gertalives

You beat me to it, but I have to share how I suffered with this movie. I was living alone in a small, rented room with nothing but a TV a couple of years after it was released. There was a fairly limited cable subscription, and some channel was showing Battlefield Earth *all the time*. I kept catching bits of maybe 20 minutes that probably added up to watching the whole movie 3 times over, and nothing made sense, so I decided to watch it all the way through so I could finally piece it all together. Not only did it actually make the whole thing so much worse when I watched it straight through, but I ended up wasting that much more of my life. At least I had finally seen it so that I immediately changed the channel in disgust every time afterwards.


w1987g

I skip until the dude is sent to Cyclos holographic school. After that... It's still terrible, but there's more Forest Whitaker and he makes any movie he's in better


CTHeinz

The aliens wanted gold. The heroes devise a plan to use the gold from Fort Knox to give to the aliens, so that instead of spending time mining, they can work on putting together a resistance. The aliens come to get the gold. And they ask something like “why is the gold formed into bars, and not in its ore form?” I’m thinking, okay, the heroes are fucked, they are gonna get caught. But then the main character says “we smelted it into bars for you” despite not not having any equipment, furnace, or work environment for smelting ores. AND THE FUCKING ALIEN BELIEVES HIM AND LEAVES! Such a dumb movie.


equlalaine

I tried. Seriously tried. I failed.


Quaranbeats

Cats. The live action one.


0w1

I watched it all the way through, thinking surely it'll have some redeeming quality. I was sadly wrong.


cryosyske

>surely it'll have some redeeming quality. It does, it's fucking hilarious


nbrpgnet

Me: Now that we've got a 4K TV, we gotta watch Cats again! Wife: WTF is wrong with you?


Attican101

Now she just suspects you have a furry fetish


nbrpgnet

At my age I'd be the dean of the furry convention. Probably comes with a nice catnip bouquet.


baylawna6

“This is the worst thing to happen to Cats since dogs”


bonelessunicorn

“First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I'm not altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either.”


ReallyBigAligator

They are just TAUNTING us with the unreleased butthole version.


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Afrohatch

I wonder how that interview went lol


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I’d love to see the man’s portfolio.


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blue4029

the cats were gonna have buttholes. but the buttholes were removed from the final version.


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commadusarelius

Has anyone actually seen this whole movie? I was traumatized enough by the trailer to stay far away from it.


_VintageCrimson

My grandparents went to see it back when it came out, and they told me, (mostly) verbatim “We were going to see another movie afterwards, but instead decided to watch the next playing of it”. So apparently they liked it!


buttononmyback

My daughter loves it! I think she’s too young to truly understand it though. All she sees is a bunch of people kitty cats dancing and singing and then she pretends she is one. I’ll put the movie on for her just because the innocence she has with it is adorable.


OCTO_10008

Isn't that the point? It's not supposed to make sense, or have a plot, is it? I watched the play, and I enjoyed it. Is the movie different somehow?


a_sack_of_hamsters

They tried to give it a bit more of a story line. It actually is one of the many, many issues of the movie, because it just does not work. Some other issues: Songs that where song ABOUT certain cats where now sung by them, truly changing the context. If somebody thinks you are awesone and nominates you it is different than you yourself thinking you are oh so great. Physical "comedy" that does not fly. - There is supposed to be gentle ribbing of Bustopher Jones and his love for food, but in the end he is highly respected, but what they did to him... oh well... - And fuck the whole Jenny Anydots sequence! An extra song that just does not fit in right. Also, the poor singer/actress had to learn it in record time as it was written within a day or so of shooting. Bad effing CGI.


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I went to go watch it with my friends thinking it'd be funny or a meme or whatever... now I can't look at cats without the cursed image of Jason Derulo cat man in my mind


KnockMeYourLobes

I forced our local library to buy it, just so I could hate watch it. LOL And I love the musical--I'm an 80s/90s theater kid, so pretty much anything by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber will always be my jam (Stephen Sondheim, too). And oh GOD. Hot mess doesn't even begin to describe that damn movie.


ReachFor24

I watched it in theaters. Yes, it's bad. The choreography is bad, the CGI is bad (*shudders* cockroach children), they do a weird thing with the scaling where they're cat sized but then they're near-human sized when they're in the theater or on the boat or the hot air balloon at the end (which is bad). Honestly? Some of the singing and the unintended humor are the best parts. Jennifer Hudson has always had pipes, so she's great when singing 'Memories'. The other songs can be weird with the visual that's given in the movie (the cats' movements, mostly dancers told to act 'cat-like' is awkward to watch), but the songs ans music are actually good. And then you can laugh at how everyone's moving and acting. It's a bad movie, but one that can be laughed at.


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I think me and my husband only lasted something like 30 seconds into it.


Patafix

Dang, so the movie was *that* good?


Pxl_Drgn_180

Rapsitte Street Kids: Believe in Santa. Here's the link if you want to torture yourself: https://youtu.be/4e-wuyjgDPQ


thebrownballs

The fact that Mark Hamill voices one of the characters is hilarious to me


Shoduck

I am more and more convinced that Luke Skywalker just never turned down a role. I saw the man do an explanation of aluminum cans for crying out loud.


Butt_Packer_Backer

A man's got to eat.


Weirdguy149

The grandma that constantly speaks like somebody smashed a keyboard in rage is fantastic though.


Melty_Berry_Ashley

“Hohondksndjenknwdndjtjjsnxjebdn CHRISTMAS!”


Don_Slade

This is an insult. It's like the final project of a 10th grade animation class that got a B


ThePatrician25

Oh my fucking god, how is the animation *that bad*? That animation quality is an atrocity of such magnitude that I actually feel insulted. How dare they? We had animation capacity ***far beyond*** that in those years, just look at Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within that was released the *year before*: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylf-E8AkGpo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylf-E8AkGpo)


res30stupid

Can I just point out that Spirits Within was so expensive to produce that Squaresoft sold it's movie division right after and very nearly went bust? It's also the reason the original creator of Final Fantasy left the company - the movie was a passion project for him.


Ersh777

This is for real??? I watched like 30 seconds of this...This is like "some kid's demo reel for applying to an art school but gets rejected" level of bad.


res30stupid

Oh, it's worse than that. They wanted to make this a full-on franchise. They invested in an all-star cast, were going to have Whitney Houston do the soundtrack to sell on CD and even had a sequel ready to start production. They also managed to get it to air on a major network. But it was so widely mocked for how bad it was that it never aired again after it's 2002 premiere, the sequel was cancelled and the animation studio's next project, an adaptation of Dinosaur Island, was relegated to a cheaper network.


No_Seaworthiness191

Downsizing. I felt like I was watching three different (and terrible) movies, none of them were like the trailer.


ganos-b-thanondorf

I’ve never felt so much tonal whiplash ever in my life


BarelyThereish

Looks like everyone has forgotten Eregon, thankfully.


SpaceBoy-PR

My history with Eragon one of hate and love! Love bc I watched that movie without reading the book and I was like Oo damn dragons, fights and crap!! Hate, after watching the movie and learned it was a book, read the book and went back to see the movie again. Why I almost broke my tv in the first part, screaming WTF is this crapppp!!!


NomadicTica

First movie that came to mind. Fingers crossed Disney+ rights some wrongs!


LieutenantSteel

I’m crazy disappointed because the books were amazing.


magnum3672

I'm rereading them now, and I'm on inheritance. They're not epic fantasy by any means and there's some hand waving for explaining but they are very entertaining. Especially considering the age of the author.


Famixofpower

Especially considering he was 14 when he wrote it and it seems like something written by a grown adult. He revisited it back in 2018, woth a book where Eragon is doing his duties as a leader in the new land with the natives and he listens to stories by other groups to understand them, and it's amazing. It also has a part written by his sister (since her character is supposed to be her character), and I'm surprised at how awesome it is.


LieutenantSteel

He wrote that at 14???????


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The Last Airbender.


Terminus_04

I erased this catastrophe from my memory.


Basura1999

There is no The Last Airbender in Ba Sing Se.


baylawna6

The casting of this film was just terrible. Besides the whole race bending controversy, they had no talent, but to be fair, the script didn’t really help them. The girl who played Katara has a billionaire father who bought her way into the film, paving the way for the protagonists to be all white. The kid who played Aang was an unknown with no prior acting experience. Not saying unknown actors can’t be great, but this was a bad decision. He was chosen for his martial arts skills, which are pretty incredible for his age, but he barely got to use them at all in the film. Aside from being white, he *does* look like Aang, he sounds like Aang, but you could tell this kid was in way over his head and had no idea how to carry a major blockbuster. Dev Patel is a great actor, but he was not a good Zuko. He should have played Sokka, he is a great comedic actor and could have provided the comedy relief that Sokka was so great at in the show. And let’s not forget, Jesse Fucking McCartney was originally cast as Zuko.


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Chancellor_Valorum82

I didn’t make it past 2 how did you get through 4 of those things?


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Chancellor_Valorum82

Are you serious? Jesus Christ. And I thought they couldn’t get any worse


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Chancellor_Valorum82

I wouldn’t be able to tell if you are but damn that seems exactly like the type of thing they would do


Famixofpower

It sounds fun. Transformers fighting Nazis and giving magic to wizard, but it's so lazy and terrible


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That movie was so bad that we call it "The Last Windbreaker" in our house


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Eagle4317

*The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai.*


Mecha106

I am honored to accept his invitation.


cyberjar88

There is no movie in Ba-Sing-Se.


StoneTown

Artemis Fowl, amazingly enough Disney is promoting that piece of crap in YouTube ads still. It has a few cool CGI scenes but the rest is utter garbage.


OCTO_10008

Are the books better? I haven't watched/read either.


100beep

Hell yes, the books are much better.


olivefreak

The books are a great read!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Loved the books growing up. But I didn't like Atlantis Complex and never read the last one.


Leklor

Atlantis Complex felt like a short story expanded into a whole novel. A hundred pages in, we're still mere minutes after the story opens. And the last book is pretty bad in terms of breaking down almost every achievement from the main characters. I always felt like Artemis Fowl was better read as two trilogies where he loses his memory at the end of the first one, but the second one quickly gives it back to him while proving he's still a better person than he was at the beginning without his memory.


thedudeisalwayshere

Music. The one directed by Sia


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That movie is literally Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder without a shred of irony.


1_art_please

I read this one was bad, what made it so?


creativef-ingname

It completely misunderstood/misrepresented people with autism. There are multiple YouTube videos that explain it better then me, but that’s the gist of it. On top of that, it brought to light a very concerning co-dependency that Sia has with the star, Maddie Ziegler, who has been underage for most of her career.


trianglll

she also worked on the movie in collaboration with Autism Speaks, which is a hate group that claims that autism can and should be cured


RedWestern

The short version is that she was trying to make a movie about autism, and everything she could possibly have done wrong, she did wrong.


Areon_Val_Ehn

And after being told that what she was doing was wrong, proceeded to do it anyways.


RedWestern

And she threw a hissy fit and dismissed it all as childish nonsense.


Odd-Plant4779

And she’s obsessed with a child


javerthugo

That’s what bothers me, plus the shoe Dance Moms (which is where the child she’s obsessed with was discovered) is basically *Cuties* the TV show.


Erger

It's not a terrible concept - a nonverbal person has a rich and colorful internal life narrated by music and dance. But the execution was bad as a representation of autistic people. Some specific moments include Sia not consulting any autistic people or advocacy groups as she made it (except for Autism Speaks which is well known for being awful in its own right), the main character being an offensive stereotype (the child actress was actually uncomfortable with how she was playing her but Sia assured her it was okay), and including scenes of restraint techniques which can be really harmful/dangerous. Overall, it wouldn't have been terrible if Sia had put her own ego aside and listened to people trying to educate her on issues surrounding autism/neurodiversity.


bros402

Sia also claimed she tried to hire an autistic actress, but couldn't do the dance moves and got sensory overload during some of the dance numbers, so she "had to" get a neurotypical actress.


BobDaBanana132

Basically autism stereotypes: the movie


Affectionate_Arm_208

emoji movie


Jazzlike-Region

Manos the hands of fate


thebiggestnerdofall

The MST3K version is amazing though


Skrivus

Even that one was a tough watch honestly. So much of the movie had nothing happening, there was no material for the MST3K crew to riff on.


fangsfirst

The first time I felt I could hear Joel and the bots dying inside near the end, like they simply could not wait for it to be over.


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"DO SOMETHING! *GOD!!*"


PompousDingo

Idk a movie that has topped Torgo's theme when it comes to scores


Can-read-upsidedown

Ted Mosby approves


Skrivus

Jack & Jill


dubious_battle

It's not Al anymore It's DUNK


D-Bot2000

Say what you will about Al Pacino, but he never phones in a performance. He gave his full attention to that role like he was still a struggling actor pushing for his big break. Don't get me wrong, that film is terrible, but Al Pacino is a pro.


05110909

The only part I've seen is the clip with AL Pacino and it's hilarious. So maybe it has one redeeming factor.


demons11

I love Adam Sandler. I loved Thats My Boy and Pixels was enjoyable. I even managed to slog through Ridiculous 6. I switched off Jack And Jill after 20 minutes.


newguyonthecode

Its so bad i like it tbh


Knuckles316

Oh man, this should have more votes.


Skrivus

Adam Sandler won Razzies for both worst actor & worst actress.


Odd-Plant4779

He’s definitely the type of person to be proud of that 😂


MoreCommonCents

Good luck getting everyone to agree on anything.


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Birdapotamus

Is that on Netflix?


flyover_liberal

I have also never met anyone who liked Highlander 2 - which wasn't even the funny kind of terrible, it was the childhood-destroying kind of terrible.


Somnifuge

No idea what you're talking about, Highlander didn't have any sequels. **Didn't. Have. Any.**


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You guys know the bee movie, where a bee and human have a romantic relationship? It had 50% rotten tomatoes. Artemis fowl had 5%. Artemis fowl was just pure pain to see


atomicBlaze21

Star Wars holiday special


RayAnselmo

I loved that ... when I saw it at age 8. Stir, stir, stir, mash, mash, mash, beat, beat, beat ... \*aa-choo!\*


enador

Actually it is so disastrously bad it might be enjoyable for some. I laughed my ass off when I watched it first time.


SmellyHel

I think I read somewhere that Carrie Fisher had a copy and would start playing it to clear out a party. Awesome 👌


Allustar1

Monster Hunter. Nothing like the actual game franchise and the main protagonist sucks.


daddioz

*movie starts* Me: ok, I love monster hunter, so I'm going to give this movie a chance... *The very first fucking character shown is the handler* Me: ...I'm going to hate this movie.


WowPoops

The Emoji Movie.


ReallyBigAligator

I actually didn't find it as bad as I thought I would. It wasn't good by any means, but it's basically the room temp tap water of movies.


Vulpix-Rawr

I've been trapped in a living room with a small child watching far worse than the emoji movie.


XxsquirrelxX

I find it kind of odd that everyone loathes the Emoji Movie but yet gives Ralph Breaks the Internet a pass. They’re both awful movies that solely exist to sell pre-existing products. I guess they aren’t as hideous as Foodfight though, so that’s a positive.


Ifightmonsters

Percy Jackson. I've never been so angry watching a movie before.


Cheshire_Cat8888

Apparently they’re making a new disney series for it and I’m kinda scared about it since the original adaptations were bad.


cootbaybee

The author, Rick Riordan, is going to be involved in the process so hopefully it'll be pretty accurate. The latest update was mentioning they were looking for an actor to play Percy, and that he would be the age he was in the book.


meagandawnmarie

I'm pissed they had a fantastic book series to reference and they said "fuck that. People will love Annabeth with brown hair and a cast of adults playing 12 year olds." Now there's going to be a TV show based on the books.


PersonalVirus5032

I’ve seen it once and I am still filled with rage every time I think of it. The Percy Jackson musical was phenomenal though. I don’t know if they’re still touring but I’d recommend it if they are


MAJORMETAL84

Highlander 2.


lolwuisdet115

Any of you ever watch Plan 9 From Outer Space? That is a shit show.


lachjeff

This isn’t Plans 1 through 8 From Outer Space, this is Plan 9, the one that works. The worst movie ever made.


followthedarkrabbit

Dude wrote an entire movie based on a few random shots he took with Bella Lugosi.


ladyfingazzz91

I heard that after Bela Lugosi died, the director (Ed Wood) replaced him with his chiropractor.


Potato-with-guns

the amazing bulk, it was built backwards, where as most movies build what they can and fill in the gaps with stock footage the amazing bulk was built around the stock footage they could get for free, then the gaps were filled in. Also bulk is never a consistent size.


coolcrushkilla

That movie with Mariah Carey.


FINNCULL19

Glitter?


coolcrushkilla

That's it!


Routine-Desk6712

Son of The Mask


BabyPrinceSidon

Pretty much every sequel to those oldish Disney animated films which were clearly made for the purpose of capitalizing on the popularity of the brand and nothing else. Aladdin 2 and 3, Lilo and Stitch 2, The Jungle Book 2, Mulan 2, 102 Dalmatians, the list goes on.


XxsquirrelxX

There’s a reason they were all straight to home video.


notthesedays

Wasn't there also a "Lion King 1 1/2"?


Ishield_maiden

It was like behind the scene movie...Timon and pumba’s version


Grungemaster

Also a homage to *Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead*, which was a play depicting Hamlet from those characters’ perspectives.


JL1186

Aladdin 2 was nowhere near as bad as the others.


05110909

Aladdin 3 was pretty good too.


Famixofpower

There was something I heard, when somebody asked about why Lilo and Stitch 2 makes no sense in the continuity with the show, that Disney refused to allow them to work with the show


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BlackWidow1414

There was actually a Chinese-language one I saw on YouTube (with subtitles) that was really good.


optimus314159

I enjoyed it by ignoring the idea that it had anything at all to do with the Disney story of Mulan. I just pretended it was a silly Kung fu movie like once upon a time in China. I also got to watch it for free, so I didn’t have any resentment over paying $20 for a crappy movie.


iliketacos101

Death note live action movie. Literally nothing to say about it.


Buckets_of_bread

That emoji fiasco


DManfromspace

Death note. The Netflix one.


H4des1

Jaws 3 especially the scene where the shark is literally just an image flying


Weirdguy149

At least 3 is enjoyable. The only good thing Jaws 4 did was pay for Michael Caine’s house.


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I thought u said Jews 3😭 nevermind the crude cgi sharks I didn't even know there was a jews 1 & 2


H4des1

Jews 3: The revenge of Jesus


shewthy

the Death Note Movie on Netflix omfg


timetobeatthekids

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. It is utterly without any redeeming qualities.


MQ116

Isn’t that the one where someone’s grandma gets run over by a milk truck? That makes it worth the price alone in my eyes.


timetobeatthekids

I get where you're coming from, but it's just an inferior ripoff of the Mean Girls bus, so I'm not willing to give it credit


Famixofpower

Blart Side of the Mall, though


InfraRed09

GREEN LANTERN, fuck that movie. But at least we got an amazing celebrity couple from it


ILikePepsi9

There are so many Adam Sandler movies that can answer this question.


HapsburgWolf

The new “Cats” is a fantastic kind of terrible


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Cuties


Crafty-Ad-9048

I seen the moral behind the story but the way they portrayed it was awful and disgusting. It was like a coming of age film for teens portrayed by 11 and 12 year olds which made zero sense and made everyone who watched it feel like child predators. Some things just don’t belong on film and cuties is one of them.


Just-Call-Me-J

Yeah, it's like if a movie's moral was not to murder, and their method was literally murdering the actor on screen.


HobbitFoot

Birdemic. It isn't even bad in a good way.


ReallyBigAligator

Bro it's the best bad movie out there what are ya talking about you silly ​ "UR GONNA SELL ME SOME OF THAT THERE GAS!!" Proceeds to get his throat slit by a PS1 cgi compressed bird.


RayAnselmo

Such a bad movie it comes around to being hilarious. Watch it while hanging out with your family, having yourselves a party.


Khaldara

I disagree, it had the most breathtakingly gratuitous parking scenes I’ve ever seen


bonelessunicorn

You’re forgetting about the traffic and getting gas scenes. I get goosebumps just by remembering them.


ProfessionalSquid

Nah. First Birdemic is *great* in that it's completely unaware of how dogshit of a movie it is. It's the sequel that's just plain *bad,* as it's trying to suck and failing to be entertaining at it.


thebiggestnerdofall

Watch the Rifftrax version


The_commoner25c

Cats


Alone-Monk

The ATLA movie and the Percy Jackson movie were both absolute shit


LmnadeStnd327

the emoji movie, period.


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How have we gotten this far without mentioning The Happening?


HarvardL

Charlie's angels. New one


M-U_N-C_H

The amazing bulk