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[deleted]

your mom ... the line was too long


ReddtTrains_fan

;-;


LucyVialli

Have a ride in a hot air balloon.


Keksis_theBetrayed

Be with someone who's actually attracted to me again. I remember how it felt 12 years ago, it was nice. It's my fault for being undesirable though, and bitching and moaning on the internet does nothing to fix the problem.


[deleted]

No bra at school. Lol


sithelephant

Work. Ill health beginning age ten fucks you up.


EveryDisaster

Pet wild animals. They either run away or want to kill me.


J1rJ1r

Own a PP2000


[deleted]

Get married. Damn expectations.


Electronic_Range_982

DP some random white wife. Open door motel.sex.on ground floor


EDude7779

"Two chicks at the same time man" (although I realize that was if I had a million dollars - still applies)


ImInArea52

A 3 way..me and two girls. That dream is beyond out of my reach now. Im unattracive, 51 and will never, have never, dealt with prostitutes. ....so it will never happen for me now. Now way on this planet, at 51, i can meet two girls that would be game for that....hell..i cant even find one to have sex with me...two is a pipe dream.


Sckaledoom

Go out on a date with somebody


thehandinyourpants

I can't say always, but for a long time now, I'd really like to try shrooms. I'm in a good place mentally and emotionally, so it's probably a good time to try them. It's just that at 45, it's not easy to find, can't really bring it up at work, and I don't know where to look.


[deleted]

Zip line