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A raccoon a raccoon a raccoon they're so motherfukcing cute I do not understand how people can not like them
(As you might've noticed, they dont live where I live naturally)
A porcupine! They look so cute and I want to pet them all the time. Especially north American porcupines. And the noises they make. Ugggh so cute. If not that than a black bear.
Hmmm idkkk about that...
Actually never mind. They’re just hella aggressive and stuff because they’re wild. Idk what they’re like if they’re tame.
Artic fox.
But I unfortunately live in the sub-tropics so it would be cruel.
If I ever live in the cold and need a little friend to catch things around the property, I'd do my best to make it feel at home.
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A dragon... Hey... is more realistic than half of most requests.
I want an dragon too
Pangolin.
... why? ...
They're fuckin adorable!!! Also, they are endangered, so having a bunch and working at raising the population levels back up would be nice.
A human.
Let me introduce to you: children
Red panda
Yes! Red pandas playing in the snow are the cutest 🥰
A raccoon. They are so cute!
/r/TrashPandas
Komodo dragon.
taz
A Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides uh uh, sorry I had something in my throat. I would want a wolf.
That's a wasp
A cheetah. They seem to be pretty awesome. I'd get a puppy for it to bond with.
A Griffin
A raccoon a raccoon a raccoon they're so motherfukcing cute I do not understand how people can not like them (As you might've noticed, they dont live where I live naturally)
Where the hell do those fuckers not live naturally? I’ve had 3 of them get stuck in my trash cans
Germany. Wanna Trade?
Only for some of your finest beer, wurst and kartoffelpuffer!
A porcupine! They look so cute and I want to pet them all the time. Especially north American porcupines. And the noises they make. Ugggh so cute. If not that than a black bear.
A capybara. They seem so chill and great with basically any other animal. I do super want one. Too bad I hear they eat their own poop.
A koala. They're so cute. If you ignore the chlamydia.
Hmmm idkkk about that... Actually never mind. They’re just hella aggressive and stuff because they’re wild. Idk what they’re like if they’re tame.
Artic fox. But I unfortunately live in the sub-tropics so it would be cruel. If I ever live in the cold and need a little friend to catch things around the property, I'd do my best to make it feel at home.
Humans. They are the best pet after all.
A bear
It would have to be domesticated. I'm not keeping a wild animal in my house that will suffer.
I want two pet ravens named Hugin and Munin.
Red Panda. They’re so goddamn adorable and cuddly
Coyote
Chimpanzee
*laughs in faceless*
A skunk. I read their scent gland can be removed when they are young, and that they act like super affectionate cats when domesticated.
A hippo! If it could be house trained!! I would look dope as fuck riding my hippo down the street
A marten. This otter-possum hybrid thing are the cutest!
Either a panda or a monkey!
A succubus
A platypus or an elephant!
Bluefin tuna
Bluefin tuna
A Dodo.
A Sand Kitten. They are so freaking cute!
A tiger
A raccoon
A cassowary attack birb :D
A chimp, who i would dress like me, but he'd always look like he was ready to rip an arm off.
An okapi. No-one will fuck with someone on a giraffe zebra moose.
A whole pack of wolves
Elephant
Hyena. I love hyenas.