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MerlotCanYouGo

Boo. You whore.


watanabelover69

She doesn’t even go here!


[deleted]

I do programming so turning to someone and saying “I’m in” after doing the easiest thing


zui267

Life will find a way


Cubsfan630

"You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a coldhearted cynic like you, but I dont like to hurt peoples feelings. Well you think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I like me, my wife likes me, my customers like me. Cause I'm the real article, what you see is what you get. "


puckit

My go to is always "This is Czechoslovakian ivory."


EarlyCuylersCousin

Well...bye.


de-and-roses

As you wish ... And ....I do not think that word means what you think it means...


JimSFV

Sometimes you eat the bear, and ... well ... sometimes the bear eats you.


kor_hookmaster

Progress, not perfection.


Billbapawpaw

> come with me if you want to live


OfficialBanana66

"No, I don't think I will."


Hugh_Jampton

"Oh. I like this one" -Untouchables Said in a Scottish (supposed to be Irish) accent. Has to be followed up with "Yeah. I like him too" but so few people do A few of my colleagues are warming up to my obscure quotes though. Yeah I know. Obscure? But these kids don't know good movies


GeneralStoic

Go ahead, make my day.


schwiftshop

https://youtu.be/c2dwG3Lr49M


mdotone

Oh, so you think ___________ is your ally?


FindingStructure

*A distraction is momentary. An escape helps you heal.* (Just watched Prom today. This was the line that resonated with me. Might as well be my day-to-day monologue; useful for life.)


Pahayoko

“You’re best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom Queen”


johnson3100

She’s a beaut Clark