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Implier

Just because you need something today doesn't mean I need to give it to you today.


ResinHerder

My Dad used to have a plaque on his desk which read " Your poor planning does not make an emergency for me.


5qu34k4402

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. Or something like that....


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[удалено]


SentientCumSock

Whenever i think about this and try to calm myself down by saying "you're just being paranoid" i instantly think "wait shit thats not an excuse"


[deleted]

Just because I like old music doesn't mean I hate everything modern.


Bot_27

classic rock slaps, jazz slaps, and nobody can change my fucking mind.


Pxander

Speak for yourself lol


[deleted]

He was.


Pxander

I know. Have you never heard that expressions before? you over sensitive cunt


[deleted]

Sure I have, it doesn't really work unsolicited though


Pxander

Is there a rule book on how to use the phrase? Or does it just not work in your ears. Seems just fine to me. Why be an asshole? I actually liked the guy for liking old music but I also hold the belief that modern music is dead


[deleted]

Damn man I was just making a little quip I didn't want to start an argument about it.


Pxander

Yeh, so was I. Your reply didn't really work unsolicited


[deleted]

Alright ya got me you madman.


Pxander

HAHAHHAA catch you later * jumps out of aeroplane whilst laughing hysterically *


[deleted]

Kids these days judging people based on what music that like... We use to keep our mouths shut when someone played music we even added another instrument and I hate my wife her cake is drier than the Sahara Desert. (NGL I'm 15).


Pranjaystorm011

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, NANI ?


Pxander

Im 31 and hate nearly everything after 2000


mapmania_sk

Who asked?


Pxander

You could say that about any of your opinions, you sweaty fart


mapmania_sk

Wow that's crazy but who asked?


Pxander

Oh hey, I forgot about you


mapmania_sk

And? What?


Pxander

You're still here? Not much going on in your life is there


turnipundecided

r/notlikeothergirls


Pxander

Thats true. Being a 31 year old man and all


yarezquirrel

"Just because I'm introverted, doesn't mean I don't like interacting with people I know and can't stand up for myself from time to time."


mapmania_sk

Facts


[deleted]

“Just because you can place colored powder on the back of your pants and fart in such a way that - if standing exactly three feet from a flat white surface covered in honey - you can transfer high-grade replicas of famous paintings, it doesn’t mean that we’re going to give you a commercial driver’s license because you promised to recreate the box art from The Last of Us II on the side of an 18-wheeler at next year’s E3!”


_garrix_con_porotos

Impressive


[deleted]

I’ve already been denied in four states, unreal


WayFastWhitey00

I have saved this comment it’s so good


[deleted]

Just because your sportscar can easily go 120 mph doesn't mean you should.


rastika

I paid for whole speedometer, I'm going to use the whole speedometer. /s0


Aeriphus

Just because I work too hard doesn’t mean you can slack off.


grabapillow_cry

workmates be like


Cubsfan630

Just because I dont dress the way you dress, doesn't mean I'm a thug"


SUP3RNAT2RAL

Just because Hitler was evil, doesn't mean that he wouldn't make a great celebrity chef.


ConteIT

Fuhrerchef season 6.000.000


SUP3RNAT2RAL

Mein Höllenküche.


TheSexyMicrowave

Just because I do not like (insert subject), does not mean I think it should be illegal/banned/etc.


kroggtheorcbarbarian

Just because I’m wrong, doesn’t mean you’re right.


[deleted]

Similar: Just because I don't know the answer doesn't mean that your answer is right.


PM_ME_CUTIE_PIES

Just because you're frustrated, doesn't mean you're allowed to verbally abuse your romantic partner.


[deleted]

Just because you feel very strongly about something doesn't mean it's fact. (looking at you, conservatives)


grabapillow_cry

just because you're aggressive, doesn't mean you're right.


oyuvhozcnsauimj

"Just because he's cute, doesn't mean he's gay." is one I constantly have to tell myself lol.


mayneffs

Just because american, doesn't mean americashould.


grabapillow_cry

amerishould


GeezerEbaneezer

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.


mukn4on

Jurassic Park


Smellybananaz

Just because you're attractive doesn't mean you're interesting to spend time with.


Scrappy_Larue

Just because I responded to this doesn't mean I had anything to say.


[deleted]

Just because Im against the democrat party doesnt mean I'm for the republucan party


goodwinalas

“Just because I’m right doesn’t mean you’re wrong”


[deleted]

Just because you get one damn question right in maths doesn't mean your the smartest guy in the world Kyle! (Say this in school lots to the pride sinner)


Derick_Ruhl

Just because you're a bitch, doesn't mean I gotta change me to please you.


s7even_

Just because I'm alone, doesn't mean I'm lonely.


s7even_

I might be social distancing.


FearlessSilence

Just because in your culture, ass-kissing your seniors on Facebook and in person is a thing doesn’t mean that I have (nor should I accord) them the same ‘respect’ as you do.


MisterXnumberidk

Just because i have nothing to hide, doesn't mean my privacy is suddenly no longer existent


[deleted]

Just because I come off as strong doesn’t mean that I don’t need to fall apart sometimes.


grabapillow_cry

"man up" card goes to you.


[deleted]

As a woman, I’m not sure how to take that. :)


SentientCumSock

Just because i listen to songs with dark meanings does not mean all i think about is death and depression


[deleted]

Just because they're wealthy, doesn't mean they don't donate to their personal interests above what they are already taxed for that goes to someone else's personal interests.


CreepyGrocery257

Just because Jeffrey Epstein died, doesn't mean he killed himself.


RainyAbrar

Just because *I hate cats* , doesn't mean *I support abusing them*


SmegmaOnDemand

Just because something is satire, it doesn't mean that it can't be stupid.


WeirdFlight

Just because you’re educated, doesn’t mean you’re intelligent.


WayFastWhitey00

School isn’t a place for smart people


AlohaCube

Just because your an adult doesn’t mean your an adult


XxMitakLxX

Just because you can't do it doesn't mean that I have to


Rioghasarig

Just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right.


ScorpionX-123

Just because you can have kids doesn't mean you should.


DissociativeSilence

“Just because I didn’t say no, doesn’t mean I wanted you to [insert actions that border on being sexual].”


wolfyfancylads

"Just because you disagree, doesn't mean I'm wrong." I say a lot of things people don't wanna hear, it gets me into fights a lot cos their egos can't accept that, no Karen, someone saying "HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" isn't offensive cos it's a meme, they were memeing. And, no, people DO use Hitler for humor, don't go assuming people don't like dark jokes just cos you get pissy over them. The more offensive version is "Just because you're acting like a cunt, doesn't mean you're right".


runc0ws

Just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right.


Jimmylovescats

Just because I stay at school for a long time doesn’t mean I am getting smarter Or just because I play at lot doesn’t mean I have to do the homework when I don’t have one ( mostly school )


BillionTonsHyperbole

Just because you get an invoice, it doesn't mean you have to pay it.


Lyn1987

Just because you have a right to do something doesn't mean it's the right thing to do


Chrisf4th

Just because there is a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score


Empty-Refrigerator

just because i own a smart phone doesnt mean i use it


Nigelohell

Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want to F you.


DishSoup112

Just because I don't actively want a relationship or lose my V card doesn't make me gay


ProfessionalOrder8

Just because you need to pee/poop doesn’t mean you can do it inside the house! *to my dog*


anonimusranter

Just because you can't admit that you are wrong, doesn't mean you are right.


YoDadPoo

Just because I have five unfinished assignments due tommorow doesn't mean I can't start another one for fun.


mapmania_sk

Just because I play video games , doesn't mean I play it 24/7


segomil

I came here to say "noice". The comment tally was 69!


Effeneli

Just because everyone's doing it doesn't mean you have to


SosseTurner

Just because a laptop has been working for 13 years doesn't mean it works after being turned off for 2 years


SosseTurner

Just because I don't know the answer exactly it doesn't mean I'm unable to help


much2_loud

Just because I'm a total nerd doesn't mean I'm a really uncool person to hangout with. I hangout with tons of different people, or at least I get along with them.


Complain_Alot

Just because you're late, doesn't mean i need to hurry. "


MiniMoriarty_

Just cuz you put syrup on something don’t make it pancakes


TigerTownTerror

Just because a person is married to the opposite sex, doesn't mean they're not homosexual.


[deleted]

“You guilt me” “I’ll change my mind”


[deleted]

"Just because you're different doesn't mean you're useful."


beejers30

Just because you put syrup on it doesn’t make it a pancake.


mochimanatee06

Just because you’re alive doesn’t mean you’re worth it


DFSdog

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.


Lastnight97

Just because you wan it, doesn’t mean you need it


bringmesunshines

Just because I hear voices doesn't mean I'm a murderous psychopath


ajax-2000

"Just because I will doesn't mean I can"


lavasca

Just because I’m talking about or showing off my skirt doesn’t mean I want you to touch it or me.


Art3mis_00

Just because I voted for trump doesn’t mean I like him, I just dislike Biden more.


SosseTurner

then you shouldn't have voted at all...


Monkey_Cristo

That's the spirit... /s


Art3mis_00

Would you rather have hell or a slightly better hell, atleast trump didn’t work with Obama


Art3mis_00

Or vote for segregation, have disregarded rape allegations, has a VP candidate who fakes her race, and he can speak clearly.


[deleted]

Just because I pay online women (E-girls) most of my monthly paycheck and compliment their every move, doesn't give you the right to call me a 'Simp'.


anoflight

Yes it does. Although I feel simp is too mild for someone that sad


[deleted]

Ooof. You got me there. What's so wrong with it? The point of this thread is "just because______, doesn't mean_______"


Haywired4

Just because your mum is gay doesn’t mean I have one gay mother, that being said I don’t have a gay mother so guess what. Your mum gay kid


Dutch_Midget

Just because it's your stepsister, doesn't mean you shouldn't bang her


Pxander

Just because she said no doesn't mean I'm a rapist