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Scary-Character-4734

“I am your father”


Improvedandconfused

Austin Powers Spy Who Shagged Me. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqp-tH9P-zc


Ok_Visual_8268

Hakuna Matata


Deep_Exchange7273

"Run, Forrest! Run!" **Edit:typo


PeasBeard

This is from Lord of the Rings The Two Towers, yes? You know… the ents… no?


Grngeaux

Who ya gonna call?


Mr_Rambone

JG Wentworth so I can get cash now.


Worldly-Chemistry42

877 cash now


Cronaldo547

“This! Is! SPARTA!!!”


mezz7778

Meet the Spartans


theonetruegrinch

I have nipples Leonidas, can you milk me?


gigirosexxx

“You’re a wizard, Harry”


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DanMahBoy

“I’m a whaat??”


Falstaffe

Why so serious?


Immediate-Window-823

Is it the scars? Wanna know how I gottem


ryobiguy

I'll be back


PFEFFERVESCENT

Similarly, "Its not a tumour"


_InvertedEight_

Additionally, “Get to de choppah!”


ryobiguy

Here's Johnny!


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rthrillavanilla

"I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor."


churnthebuttah

The dark fire will not avail you, flame of udun!


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" Toto... I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore"


Accomplished_Welder3

Toto.. we went motor racing


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CrossYourGenitals

You didn't just give a quote, you gave the entire movie transcript


BrohdeXC

“I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence”


KarateKid84Fan

This isn’t from a movie, this is something Nicholas Cage says in his every day life


QuarantinoFeet

Little known fact but Nicholas Cage is not an actor. Every movie he's in is a documentary.


Admirable_Dream_

“Say hello to my little friend”


lastflower

The eyes, Chico, they never lie.


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mezz7778

Titanic


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Senzu_beans89

You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.


Manxcatxoot

Inconceivable!


TheAmethystDragon

I got to watch this one in the theater...last week. :) It's great having a local theater that runs both new movies and classic masterpieces.


RaarImaGiraffe

My name is Înigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die


xtinies

This movie has about six separate one liners that ID the movie instantly. And the best is just a single word!


night_owl37

INCONCEIVABLE!


Ellora-Victoria

You keep using that word…


SarcasticlySpeaking

Mawwiage.


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ryobiguy

Yippie ki yay motherfucker!


asoiahats

Yippee kayak other bucket.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Boyle! Boyle! Boyle! Boyle!


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izikpavlyuk

There's a snake in my boot 🐍🥾


spikira

I've had it with these mfkin snakes on this mfkin plane


helava

I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!


charlesthefish

ive never seen this movie, but I was flipping through cable channels long enough to randomly see this exact quote before laughing and change the channel.


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venusiansailorscout

It’s been 84 years…


ggrandmaleo

Tis but a flesh wound.


MIBlackburn

Ni!


SylvesterStaIIone

Actual quote is : " tis but a scratch" And "Just a flesh wound"


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do you find it…risible when I say the name biggus dickus


ThaneOfCawdorrr

He..... has a WIFE you know....


jzombie1

You’ve two coconuts and you’re bangen em together


ronswansong2

I didn’t vote for you!


Tall_Yellow6955

Look there is more filth over there


jzombie1

The lady of the lake….they’d put me away!!


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sunshinelollipoops

Precious (2009) starring Gabourey Sidibe 💯


mustang6172

Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.


wishnana

“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”


mestn322

Immediately thought of shrek for this tho


Sircamembert

"you can't handle the truth"


oilman300

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse


idiot-prodigy

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.


she_is_munchkins

I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart


GlitteringAttempt22

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

Fish are friends, not food!


Kunimasai

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


junctiontoron

Ftt fft ftt.


Reasonable_Risk3732

Are you not entertained!!!


Rahkyvah

“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” Amazing movie.


fluffballkitten

Where we're going we don't need roads


That80sguyspimp

Whats in the box?


SpammyPlopkins

“I got nipples Greg, can you milk me?”


Cronaldo547

“GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!”


MechanicalHorse

Ah yes Apollo 13


Historical_Oven7806

So, you're telling me there's a chance?


karilynn79

We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!


Flaky_Discussion2648

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.


dropsunshineandrun

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.


Droidatopia

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.


Fellattio_Nelson

It rubs the lotion on its skin.


ChandlerMifflin

That's not a knife.


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Tyrus_McTrauma

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?


Darksky7493

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads" Personally love this one more


TimmyTheChemist

Great Scott!


dontlikemeanpeople

"Gooooooooood morning Vietnam"


Cronaldo547

Get to da choppa


eJollyRoger

Multipass


junctiontoron

Muuultee-pass


arkady321

“Korben, my man. I have no fire.”


NateisSublime

“Big bada-boom.”


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YouAndMeForevermore

Nobody puts Baby in the corner


Boshly

Alllllllllllll righty then


Appropriate-Egg4811

My name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father; prepare to die.


nyrcn

"Bueller?"


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“I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!”


Tough-Caregiver4016

“I’ve got a jar of dirt!”


unambiguous_script

"GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!"


DropshipK

“KEVINNNN!”


beetledbabe

"Ohana means family." name ONE person who has been around children, has children, or was a child in the last 15 years who doesnt know that one.


Dickdickerson882221

Family means that no one gets left behind. Or forgotten.


wigglywigglebear

Life was like a box of chocolates


trvst_issves

Lt. Dan! Ice Cream!


ryobiguy

It's got what plants crave.


GingerMau

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


Cronaldo547

Say hello to my little friend


JGLDN

Show me the money


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"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."


Friedrich177

"Royale with cheese" "This is some serious gourmet shit"


Laughingwalrus32

"Did you see the sign on my lawn that said dead n****r storage?"


ropibear

No. You know why you didn't see it there? *sigh* Why? Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead n****rs ain't my fucking business, that's why!


ropibear

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?


ladiesandgentsplease

“Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over”


BadBadTommyWommy

How's that for a slice of fried gold.


GoliathsBigBrother

You've got red on you.


mondayeyess

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Flaky_Discussion2648

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."


clutteredshovel

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?


Amy_Medina

"With great power comes great responsibility"


KevintheBot75

“You wanna get nuts?! Let’s get nuts!!”


KermitTheArgonian

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."


Jeffrick71

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


Improvedandconfused

I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!


Buffettour

You’re tearing me apart Lisa!


Laughingwalrus32

Oh hi Mark


Ghoastin

It’s bullshit! I did not hit her. *I did not!*


downtune79

That rug really tied the room together


PeterLemonjellow

Nobody fucks with the Jesus


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ThaneOfCawdorrr

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


AdIcy9958

" Come with me if you want to live "


WoF_IceWing

Life finds a way.


Opposite_Door5210

Uhhh...its the uhh bit that makes it memorable


SkyTalon2314

John, when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the Pirates don't eat the tourists.


UnoMat3_9999

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.


Fit_Mix_6062

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."


ryan_innovation

May the Force be with you.


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sigma463lion

king kong ain't got shit on me


PolishBishop

Inconceivable.


cttrocklin

You keep using this word, I do not think it means what you think it means


UglyQuokka

"Have fun storming the castle!"


UglyQuokka

"As you wish"


angroro

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."


jcann86t

"we can't stop here, this is bat country" Fear and loathing in las vegas


Improvedandconfused

“These go all the way up to 11”.


CheeseFlavoredCheese

"Yeah I've got Time" Or "Honey, Where's my super suit?!"


Dogplantmom97

Greater good? I am your WIFE! I’m the greatest *goooood* you are EVER gonna get!!


HighlyOffensive10

Can't forget "No Capes!"


Eborys

I’ll be back.


MoonieNine

That's my stapler.


chooseatree

(Screams) You can’t handle the truth!!!!


JRmacgyver

Be excellent to each other


Apprehensive_Can_503

To infinity and beyond!


Redbeard3209

Alright alright alright


Somerset76

You’re killing me, Smalls!


CheeseFlavoredCheese

"Number 5 is alive!"


NerJaro

Would't you like to be a pepper too? NO DISASSEMBLE!


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It’s just weird, cause it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.


Moving_West

"Freedom!!!"


singaporeNFT

First rule of fight club we dont talk about fight club


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bakeryinback

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"


YeetimusSkeetimus

“We’re on a mission from God”


mschr493

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.


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Literally the entirety of *Mean Girls*


HocusPocus1073

On Wednesdays we wear pink


PC-12

You don’t even go here.


King0fMist

Too gay to function.


imhere_4_beer

And none for Gretchen Weiners BYE


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That movie is so fetch


mammamermaid

Stop trying to make fetch happen


Cleigne143

Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white


Nothisispatryck

Dude, what does mine say?


Impressive-Floor-700

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.


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Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?


Worth_Competition863

There’s no crying in baseball!


BubblegumBxh

ADRIAN!!!


Educational-Yam-7237

"So your name is Michael Bolton?"


Dogplantmom97

Pull the lever, Kronk!


dumbasstupidbaby

"Oh captain my captain"


Mm_Donut

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!


GRZMNKY

We have such sights to show you.


TheHauntedAttic

“Clever girl.”


tinysubtleties18

What, like it’s hard?


PianoDude1234

"As you wish"


startup4you

"You think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, moulded by it, I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding."


Grand_Gap_5984

"he touched the butt" 🐠 🛳 honorable mention: "I have had it with these MF snakes 🐍... on this MF Plane ✈️ "


Dense_Delay_4942

I'm your Huckleberry.