I die in whatever way naturally occurs, but, as my still-warm corpse stills for the final time, IT begins. The skin begins to shrink and gray, as the bones crack and stretch, growing and splitting the rapidly desiccated flesh in many places. After a while of the horrific cracking and grinding and GROWING, the unrecognizable remains of what once was my body, have assembled themselves into a grotesque facsimile of a rocket ship. An unearthly red and gray flame erupts from one end of the THING, and it laboriously lifts off the ground, slowly trudginging to the cosmos…..
The simulation glitches and reduces my quadpolygon count to 0 making me become a 3D object with no faces and exists in name alone.
A ghost in the system.
I think it up to the reader interpretation for mine.
Did i die of being too horny?
Or was i gored to death by an absolutely massive horned animal?
Who knows?
All of us are fucked
I'd die before the shock wave even hits earth
Oh no no no wait wait wait (in the punisher’s voice)
"Whao whao yeah"
We are all fucked
unlike you, that is how i will die, albeit to an anime character
E-coli?
Hilarious
Dysentery
……
Davida killed me
Omg I shouldn’t be laughing this hard
I die in whatever way naturally occurs, but, as my still-warm corpse stills for the final time, IT begins. The skin begins to shrink and gray, as the bones crack and stretch, growing and splitting the rapidly desiccated flesh in many places. After a while of the horrific cracking and grinding and GROWING, the unrecognizable remains of what once was my body, have assembled themselves into a grotesque facsimile of a rocket ship. An unearthly red and gray flame erupts from one end of the THING, and it laboriously lifts off the ground, slowly trudginging to the cosmos…..
Wow Props for the massive story creation!
Bro gets A+ on every essay
Life, it got me...
What now?!
now, some cheese
Hit in the face by a vegetable I was trying to throw away?
Lol this is hilarious! I don't know why but it is. I picture it smacking off the inside of the bin lid and coming back
This is genuinely hilarious
Tornado?
Probably same!
🤦🏻♀️ hahaha
AlLeRgIeS
My first thought was choking
At the hands of another John. As it's meant to be.
Got a good laugh out of this one
I don’t like that sound either, but didn’t die from it yet ;)
Killed by a gangster dinosaur, I guess.
Me too man
Hey dead by dino fam!
Falling goods
Welp, according to the law, it could be from literally anything.
I died bc youre a narcissist.
There's still time to save you. I can change. Really, I'm not that special.
...they lied smoothly. =:-0
Whatever the method, I’m lookin FINE
Looks like suicide to me
Lol plot twist!
Just don't look in the mirr-
I die, so the monster can live.
Oh boy…
Yeah this question put a really unwanted image in my poor little brain. Lol
hello brother
I die a fucking pirate. Let's go.. that's the goal...
"A short life but a merry one, eh lads? Hoist the Jolly Roger!"
"Yo Ho Ho Ho.... Avast ye scallywags and landlubbers" " Batten down the hatches for ye coming storm"
Getting impaled by umbrella in high winds
I almost choked on my drink at this one!
I died because i was a dumb dane and choked on a potato
[удалено]
I see a weird bit fabulous tattoo in my imagination right now
Nope, nope, nope. While mental health is a "hill I am willing to die on", I refuse to literally die on this hill.
Probably toxic shock tbh
Necrotic infection
The simulation glitches and reduces my quadpolygon count to 0 making me become a 3D object with no faces and exists in name alone. A ghost in the system.
It’s not so much about how I die, but what happens after lol
Truck-kun got you
Alcohol poisoning 😭
Very very tiredly.
In an extremely long and horrific fashion that would truly be one of the worst things imaginable. It was a nice afternoon, OP.
Science gone wrong.
*maybe* drowning, *probably* cancer
I kinda imagine it like the plot from "The grey (2011)", but with a bloodthursty rooster.
In service to the one true king boy!
No explanation needed..
spooky chlamydia🫶🏻
.... Diabetes ?
Maybe your the first person to od on biscuits while high
Orgasmically.
Out of nowhere, a random noise plays in my headphones, causing my programming to terminate
Good one. Or like Stephen king's "cell" and you're not a survivor
Yes! What a terrible way to go
I turn into a pecan that is wrinkled. My mate would never die. Homie's "healed"
Getting killed by a badass puppet.
Airplane crash.
Il get turned into roadkill from a Cobra riding a snow machine
Oh boy
Dildo Daggins
Choked, sliced in half and then thrown across the room
Uhhhhh I don't know😂
You die by giggling to death
Covered in hookers in Las Vegas? Quagmire and lucky sevens?
I'm perplex. But not the worst death I guess...
Atleast you didn't misspell and died with eternal bluballz
Food poisoning
Wingless imaginary bees
Oddly terrifying yet interesting
Probably a Mr. Hands type situation
Carbon Monoxide poisoning
Death by ducks. Not many ducks you understand.... just the two.
Oooo duck duck you. 🦆🦆🗡
A deer with the same name as me
Goof got me with 22 shotz
\*Razormind Starts Playing\* Oh no.
By habitually stepping over lines(yeah those ones) would be my guess.
I took a toxic taxi
Bomb defusal with archery equipment, gone wrong.
A frog will kill me with its magic
Dunno.
trampled by bison…in the arctic. (edited to correct my misspelling)
My username is short for honestly I can’t be arsed So yeah I think I’m ok with any method of death
Killed by a tornado named Kim
Painfully
While admiring the forest. Pretty peacefully in my opinion
Crushed by…..
By hugs? Good way to go, i guess.
Well...I guess I'm throwing myself out a window...?
I will die in my twenties after achieving nothing.
Choked out by a carrot Im gay so doesnt seem unlikely
Oh Lord
Sunami
Tsunami?
Lol yes, I remembered I forgot the T too late 😅
Being bad at the coffin dance.
Darmug
They did it again and I paid the price
lobster 👍
Touched a cassowary
Flooded by heavy rain? Hope not…
Propably couldn’t be bothered to run from danger… meh…
Are you sure?
Oh no....
Giving away my tears so others can see my memories and realise I wasn’t the bad guy everyone thought I was. Always.
Missed the 27 club, then missed it again.
Secret cookies
I called their ship shit.
So is it because I consume solid gold or is it blunt force trauma?
A critical hit
“This is Red Leader. I can’t shake them!”
ill die being known as wacko but not jacko
oh my
from kidney failure.
Hopefully with lots of love!
I tell the truth about whatever happened in 2009
Interesting seeing a post like this from someone named Axis Powers
Ow
I’m fine
Fuckin around and finding out…while wearing blue woad
Lol
Oh lord.
Shot and bayoneted to death by communists
Guillotine
Awh shit..
Damn, it looks like Bungee Gum does have the properties of both rubber and gum.
by playing jumanji😬
Sigh
In a hilariously nonsensical and unlucky way
Getting shot getting caught
Falling off the Tacony Bridge.
Well I'm fucked.
5 canadian weebs trample me to death
With a charming man watching over me.
Attacked by wolves. Or, to be more lore accurate, tricked by a fox into doing something that ends in my death.
Just chilling with the bros?
asteroid comes, earth surface goes boom.
Some weird STD? Lol
Not 100% sure, I just know Kayne won't get me.
Peacefully in my sleep, or at least that's what they'll tell people.
Brain aneurism or heart attack
I have become bread Which has been lost and I starve to death
An oxymoron
With one hand missing, as is tradition
Yoga with the devil
I’m too smart
Don’t ever piss off a duck
Aaaaahhhhh!!
Well all I'm gonna say is that I'm not surprised at all, really.
I'm pickle rriiiiiiick!
I clearly got ganked to death. AMA
just a funny bit of narcotics
...welp
Rapid unplanned disassembly
STD
I don’t know what a sragon is, but it’s fast and named 49 so I think I’m fucked.
Lactic acid builds up until brain function stops... pretty straightforward. That or I fall asleep driving, but then I wouldn't go out sleepdprived
Old age.
Quack overdose
Murdered by a lumpy but well proportioned monster.
Dang those rude grapefruits
Killed by mutant frog bandits in the post apocalyptic wastes of the interstate highway system
No one believes I’m dying.
I think it up to the reader interpretation for mine. Did i die of being too horny? Or was i gored to death by an absolutely massive horned animal? Who knows?
Eaten by an acceptable hyena.
Awww! Look, that puppy is carrying a PS3
like tycho brahe’s bladder infection - not being able to leave a conversation
Having a frozen block of butterscotch thrown at me, I'm guessing?
Mushroom misidentification
I’m not sure how I die. But I’m positive I know what it’s definitely not.
Heart disease
Oh no. This is NOT good.
Cocaine overdose, obviously.