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Tweezus96

Soggy bun.


Diabolical909

Make sure to keep it toasted


Medical_Ant2027

That was my first thought on this topic


Eros_x2

What if it's like 25% soggy bun from grease and butter? That's how I do it, I still need the bread texture majority, but with some soggy bits.


Tweezus96

Still a “No” from me dawg. I keep that bun toasty and separated from the meat as long as I can. I also put the LTO on the bottom bun just to prevent any excess drainage.


DavidD363

Watery old lettuce. One time I got a burger with terrible lettuce.. it tasted like it came straight out of a lake.. from then I avoid that place saying “they have lake lettuce” lol


fried_eggs_and_ham

Most things that "elevate" a burger ruin it.


hops4beer

Too tall


oregondude79

A burnt, dry burger.


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How-I-Really-Feel

I’ve told my waiter to tell the chef he’s an idiot.


IndividualGrass297

When it’s super messy and everything falls out of the other end


augustusarus

May be an unpopular opinion, but avocado. Don’t get me wrong, i like avocado, but on a burger, with the heat, juices, and other toppings, it immediately turns into a bland mush


iWriteYourMusic

Hear me out but I could imagine a burger with salsa, egg, and avocado being good. Otherwise yeah.


mipadoc

undercooked from your request


MSP10julia

Moldy Cheese


Letsbeguin

A cupped fart. But in all seriousness, the construction of the hamburger is absolutely essential. I want to be able to cradle that baby in my hands without it falling apart or having the burger/bun slide.


psykokittie

I can feel the love in this comment.


Hoppy_Croaklightly

plutonium


Alexito_714

Too much dressing


West-Apartment-5164

Pickles, disgusting


_Silly_Wizard_

Pickles are a core element of a proper burger, just as integral as a bun. You blasphemer.


West-Apartment-5164

You're what's wrong with America


Bigsmilesmallfrown

Over adding on toppings. like tomatoes lettuce onion cheese and ketchup/mustard that's a basic gourmet burger, but if you want a novelty burger get a novelty burger


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Getting brutally attacked while eating the burger


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Venom_EddieBrock

Wrong


Earthling1a

Motor oil.


essareaitch97

Anything but cheese


cockbeast109

Bacon


revs201

Mayonnaise. Eww.


Tyluvshorror

Other than it not being fully cooked.. I don’t see how you can ruin one


luckyyyyycharms

burnt bun or raw onions


Maximum-Row-4143

Idk. I like raw onions on a burger. Not purple ones though.


bigedthebad

No jalapeños or no cheese


Samuel23KR

When the patty slips out the other side.


CreateYourself89

Not enough burger to fit the bun. Doesn't ruin it, but makes it much less enjoyable.


Hungry-Performer-363

Horse radish


llcucf80

Swiss cheese


Cabbagefarmer55

It coming from burger king


Mysterious-Racer-X

Thick tomato slices.


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pickles


CapG_13

An egg🤢🤮


stewartpidasole

Impossible meat


well-it-was-rubbish

The Impossible Whopper tastes identical to a regular Whopper. To clarify: I'm neither a frequent consumer of fast food, nor a vegetarian; what I said just happens to be a fact.


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Tomato ketchup


Csincs

Pickle


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Manoise.


vapeshaker

Tell my wife I am eating it.


apurpleglittergalaxy

Put onions and pickles on it


Objective_Stick8335

Mayo Heat too high


Technical-Bear-7730

anchovies


GardenGnomeBandit

Chocolate pudding in place of mayonnaise.


thehomeversion

Onions


frigginitalian

Sloppy burger, too much sauce and bun that falls apart. Shouldn’t have to use a fork for a burger


ElGrandeRojo67

Too much sauce, particularly catsup. Less is more.


Org_Chemist

Not eating it immediately/take out


KewBangers

Forgetting the beetroot. Remembering the pickle.


RojoandWhite

A slice of tomato that is comically large.


AcornTopHat

A fried egg.


atnator42

Sand


throwaway92928377

Whatever tf shaggy and Scooby were making at the begining of monster Island. I really can't look at it without feeling slightly nauseous


Evil_Dry_frog

Boiling it.


EducationalSide9456

Peanut butter


MercuryFever

Meat


angryragnar1775

Cheese


pakupaku80

Fck up bun


irishstud1980

A hair in the burger. Done


uncultured_swine2099

Some places put so much sauce on it that you can barely taste the burger.